Hollywood Is Dead

A cocaine movie made for steroids. Why edit your sports movie like an experimental movie? Why do so many things here.LIWstudios.com

Today we are gathered at the altar of Fincher to rank his 12 movies. Which of us has Alien 3 in their top 3? Probably neither but would be fun if we did! LIWstudios.com

Today we discuss 2 of the 5 good movies starring John Cusack. Shame on you sir. To be fair, must be hard to read all those scripts when you're living inside a Red Box machine.LIWstudios.com

In this very special episode of HID, Phoenix finally loses his shit on Charles Band.LIWstudios.com

Today we will discuss 2010 films; the year of our lord. Oh, we also briefly talk about a movie that exists from 2026. It happened. We can’t say it didn’t.LIWstudios.com

In order to listen to this podcast, you need to be deaf. But you must go deaf from listening to this podcast.LIWstudios.com

Haven’t seen these in a while so why not watch and compare them? How can two movies be so similar and so different? LIWstudios.com

They used to make kids movies not for kids. It was a glorious time.LIWstudios.com

Well Adam didn’t get to see it now that it’s getting interesting. What a shame. Riding worms is super cool.LIWstudios.com

We called in an audible to do this instead. Off screen we selected random years to do our top ten movies for. 2013 is up first, followed sometime by 2011. Keep in mind it’s every year movies have existed and randomly it’s 2 years 2 years apart. Math sucks. Which movies will win? Will your stupid favorite movie of 2013 make our lists? Find out and then send hate filled messages to us here!LIWstudios.com

Somehow this ended up being a very good movie. Didn’t see that coming through visions that are dreamy and nauseating. LIWstudios.com

No books versus no time management. Frenchman making an American story set in England is confusing. An American making a American author’s book about England is confusing too.LIWstudios.com

A classic movie versus a forgotten movie. Black and white versus color. One starring a white guy and one starring a black guy. Politics. Random words.LIWstudios.com

Well, we tried to do a redux on this. Except Dick watched the wrong movie. This movie is barely a movie. Shame on you, Charles Band.LIWstudios.com

In-depth dialogue about financial specifics of a company versus an in-depth depiction of post Olympic massacre murders. FUN!LIWstudios.com

Once again we learn that England is dreary and depressing to live in. But this time with….kinda murders.LIWstudios.com

Prison versus music. The eternal struggle. We also give our Oscar picksLIWstudios.com

Does this movie that made zero impact hold up after all these years? Why wasn’t this pushed harder with the success of Stranger Things? Who is Ben Chapman?LIWstudios.com

Time to find out what Brick means in a movie about drugs. I can’t even imagine. Will it subvert our expectations? LIWstudios.com

The Siege is a siege that is the. The happens while NYC is being sieged. Or that’s what we’re told.LIWstudios.com

The victims in this movie were murdered. By phone. The audience of this movie was murdered. By boredom. LIWstudios.com

Finally talked Dick into watching my favorite John Frankenheimer movie. I have all the feelings now.LIWstudios.com

Well this movie was unexpected. What was supposed to be a quick convo on a Guy Ritchie crime movie turned into….something.LIWstudios.com

Lazy actor couldn’t even get out of his chair for this movie. LIWstudios.com

This movie is insanely good but also brutal to watch. LIWstudios.com

Cheating Couple Soldier Spy. Without the soldier part. We both finally watch this classic film made by the famed director of Twixt.LIWstudios.com

It: Welcome To Derry and then a lot of Tom Cruise and Mission Impossible talk. He’s pure evil.LIWstudios.com

Movie Lesson: You’re right to mistrust the homeless.or.Mental illness is hilarious and like being a werewolf.LIWstudios.com

Well, let’s discuss something awful. LIWstudios.com

The Crow-trix is on display here for a reason. This movie is solid.LIWstudios.com

Well, we watched the original, let’s see how the remake stacks up on the show I suppose? LIWstudios.com

Well we couldn’t find the remake of Point Break so we discuss the news that dropped today.LIWstudios.com

Weapons was a movie I was dying to see in theater but couldn't go so I avoided it out of anger. Now we have both watched it finally and can compare it to Barbarian.LIWstudios.com

Ghost In The Machine from 1993 tells the story set in 1993 about a ghost that is in a machine(s). LIWstudios.com

I forgot this was a 70’s movie when I picked it. Now I have some regrets. LIWstudios.com

80’s vs. 90’s horror. I mean, this seems unfair but let’s see what happens. LIWstudios.com

Nobody knows ice hockey like the Kiwis and Irish.LIWstudios.com

It’s a classic Shakes versus Shanks problem. However, the two movies are easy to determine which is better.LIWstudios.com

Didn’t have time to watch what was scheduled so called in the superheroes. Some are heroes. Some are super. Most are not both.LIWstudios.com

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Let’s figure out how Artie Lange outlived both Saget and McDonald. It just doesn’t make sense.LIWstudios.com

I haven’t seen this movie in 20 years. Does it hold up? Let’s find out!LIWstudios.com

He will be dead soon so let’s discuss our top 10 Clint Eastwood movies. The ones he directed, not acted in. That’s a separate list.LIWstudios.com

What started as uno Uma has now become an Uma duo here on HID. Gattaca vs. Be Cool. This is an obvious winner from the start but let’s discuss them. LIWstudios.com

I know we have been taking a lot of breaks but hopefully this is the last one for a while. What did we watch while Phoenix was on paternity leave? Find out here.LIWstudios.com

I know we have been taking a lot of breaks but hopefully this is the last one for a while. What did we watch while Phoenix was on paternity leave? Find out here.LIWstudios.com

We are back finally to discuss Happy Gilmore 2. We know the director and we both watched half the movie. Let’s figure out this puzzle.LIWstudios.com

We kept talking after The Monkey and it turned into listing the top 10 or so of 90’s genres off the top of our heads.

We scrapped plans to review Gattaca once we realized we were both going to see The Monkey in theaters. We also discuss Merlin’s Shop Of Mystical Wonders from MST3K.