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Homestead Greeters
Sewing patterns for stuffed animals, hobby horses and humpty dumptys
Episodes
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
And all the kings horses and all the kings men, said “Who cares? He’s just an egg. Throw him in the dust bin.” *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** #6823 14″ & 16″ Humpty Dumpty Couple CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Cracked into pieces, he blamed bad construction for his pain… So he sued the wall builder for a million dollar gain. And Humpty’s attorney is a teddy bear(see below). *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** #6824 17″ Humpty Dumpty & 14″ Bear…
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What did one hobby horse say to the other hobby horse?
Any friend of yours is a palomino! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** #6845 Hobby Horse Pattern - 2 Mane Styles CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS
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What goes “Clip… Clip… Clip…”?
A horse with one leg! And when you ride a hobby horse, YOU add the “clop”! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** #6841 Hobby Horse Pattern - 5 Styles CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS
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Why did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep?
Because she hung around with a crook… and then some sheep ran away to California to become Homestead Greeters! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** #6822 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep Countie the Sheep will help you read bedtime stories to little ones for…
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Where do sheep get shorn?
At the baa baa shop! Mary had a little lamb, Old MacDonald shot it dead. Now Mary takes the lamb to school Between two hunks of bread. *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** #6808 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep Bonnie the Sheep is here to help your little one...
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick-layer! Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** #6809 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Chicken Big Red the Rooster is ready to greet you with a cock-a-doodle-doo when the sun rises over…
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How do reindeer know when Christmas is coming?
They look on their calen-”deer”! *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** #6816 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS
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Which of these stuffed animal jokes do pigs like best?
The corniest ones. *** CLICK ARROW BUTTON BELOW TO PLAY COMIC SOUND EFFECT *** #6807 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig Move over Conway Twitty, Billy Bob the Pig thinks he’s the next big country music star. CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS
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