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Wizards Party
by Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino
It's your go-to podcast on the NBA's most magical and mystifying team - the Washington Wizards! Join Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino every other week as they break down all of the most important topics in the Wizarding world of the Washington Wizards and beyond. Smash that play button and join the party!
Episodes
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Welcome to the Wizards Party!
It's the first episode of your go-to podcast on the NBA's most magical and mystifying team - the Washington Wizards! Join Frank Cervarich, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino for our inaugural episode. As preseason looms for the 2026-27 NBA season, Frank, Greg, and Matt try to convince...
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The Future of the Wizards Starts Now: The 2026 NBA Draft
Well, it's finally here. The night that we've all been waiting for. The 2026 NBA draft was on Tuesday, and Frank, Greg, Matt, and special guest Jake Frelick joined the show to talk about the future of our beloved Washington Wizards. We talk about the possible starting five next year, the Trae…
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The Power of Friendship: The Knicks Win the 2026 NBA Finals (w/ Devin Mahoney!)
Frank, Greg, and Matt are joined by our resident Knicks fan Devin Mahoney to talk about one of the great NBA Finals in recent memory. The Knicks have won and it's a new day in New York City (aka the Big Apple). We talk about disappointed fathers, Jalen fucking Brunson, sacrificing for your team,...
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The 2026 NBA Finals - We Don't Have Time to Talk About Snoke!
Happy 69 Day! I hope you had a great one. We start this episode with our Trump superfan Greg Twomey, we discuss Dave Rubin, and introduce Matt to the idea of Jubilee. Frank also introduces Matt and Greg to the idea of getting horny on main. We also talk about DC celebrity row. Oh, and I guess we...
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The 2026 NBA Finals Preview: Into the Shadows
Well, it's here. Our final(s) episode. So you know what that means. We talk about Mandolorian & Grogu! We also talk about draft reform. We've got Birthday Boy Matt Sparacino in the house, plus A-list DC Actor Greg Twomey. We also talk about flopping, our current media ecosystem, and oh so much...
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We Need to Talk About the Knicks (w/ Devin Mahoney!)
Well, it happened. The Knicks are going to the NBA Finals for the first time in 27 years. So you know what that means - we had to get our resident Knicks fan, Devin Mahoney, back on the show! It's a Knicktacular episode, where we talk about KAT, adjustments, Mike Brown, and nicknames (shout out…
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The Hat Man
There is a shadowy figure, veiled in the darkness, known only as The Hat Man. Join us to learn more about The Hat Man, as we recap the NBA playoffs so far. Plus, we say goodbye to the teams and players who have exited the playoffs, and discuss the Conference Finals. Will Matt apologize to James...
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The 2026 NBA Lottery Spectacular
To the future! Crack open a small beer and join Frank and Greg for a Sunday afternoon that will live in our memories for years to come. Happy Mother's Day, and thank you John Wall!
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Project Hail Mary Catherine Curran
Frank wakes up in a podcast studio with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory slowly returns, he soon discovers he must embark one of the greatest and most difficult missions in all of podcasting.
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HOT DAMN - The Five Timer's Club with Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL
Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL join the Five Timer's Club on the Hoops Crew. Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Matt Sparacino, and Frank are all here to welcome them in. And we cover the important questions, like: Is Klay Thompson ugly? What will happen with KD and the Rockets? And what's the deal...
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The 4/20 Episode (w/ Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL!)
Hello everyone and welcome to a very weedtastic episode! It's 4/20! We're all so high! We talk about basketball and playoffs and why Frank hates the Spurs and the play-in and other stuff! Puff puff podcast, dudes!
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2026 NBA Playoff Preview Spectacular (w/ Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL!)
Begun, the playoffs have! It's the most wonderful time of the year: The NBA playoffs! Frank and Matt are joined again by guests Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL to talk all things NBA playoffs. We also welcome the new Mystics to DC and do lots of other fun stuff! Who reads these episode descriptions...
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Cockamamie (w/ Eli EL and Debbie Crabbe!)
We're baaaaaack! Matt and Frank are joined by dear friends of the show Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL to talk about so many things! Among other things, we recap the women's NCAA finals, talk WNBA free agency, the Mystics, and the NBA playoffs. We also talk about Geno Auriemma being a total loser! PS....
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The Big Game Big Recap Show
MC, Matt, and Frank join forces to break down every single play of this year's Super Bowl. We talk Kid Rock, Sarah Wilby's party, eating cans of soup, ginger quarterbacks, and so much more. We rank this year's game and halftime show, plus we take a look at the Pistons/Hornets brawl. But...
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2026 NBA Trade Deadline Spectacular
Welcome to DC, Anthony Davis! This week MC, G2, Matt, and Frank break down all of the activity at the NBA trade deadline (especially the blockbuster trade sending AD to DC). That's right - we're talking pick swaps and dick swaps. Plus, we talk about the state of the Bulls, revisit the Goon Squad...
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Tra(d)e Young
It's the episode you've all been waiting for: Matt, Greg, and Frank are here to break down our thoughts about the main characters of the NBA last week - The Washington Wizards and Trae Young. Welcome to DC, Trae! We share our thoughts on the move, what it means for the future of the Wiz, and…
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New Year, New Podcast!
Happy new year! The full crew is here, and we're talking about all sorts of good stuff: the last week of the NFL season, picks for round 1 of the NFL playoffs, the Bears vibes in Chicago, and a check-in on the NBA season. Plus we talk Heated Rivalry and oh so much more. Smash that play button and...
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Hoopers and Poopers of 2025: Guill Fund Me
Ho ho ho! Merry Spritemas! We've got a very naughty episode for you today. MC, Chlo, Matt, and Frank are here to look ahead to the Christmas Day games in the NFL and the NBA and help you decide what to watch. We also hand out awards for the Hoopers and Poopers of 2025. The Lord is working in...
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The FORMATT
This episode is all about giving love! And starting our new cult: The FORMATT! Join us as we discuss the woes of the Washington Commanders, the Emirates NBA Cup, and Matt's heartbreak over the Clippers cutting Chris Paul. We also talk about Ethan Slater - who is he? A Johnny Tsunami villain?…
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There's No Sports in Star Wars
Blue leader standing by! Welcome to fantasy crunch time. Greg, Matt, and Frank are here to talk about some of their favorite topics: Star Wars and relitigating Wizards trades. Also, the NBA Cup: What the hell is it? Plus, Matt apologizes to Greg for his remarks about Stephon Castle, and Greg…
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Tampon C*nt Tw*t
Ho ho ho, and welcome to our perverted Thanksgiving table! MC, Chloe, G2, and Frank are here to give thanks to the sports world. We also break down all of the action from last weekend in the NFL, discuss Chloe's conflicted feelings about the AFC North, and discuss bringing back the word "loser."...
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The Speed Test
MC, G2, Matt, and Frank join together for an unforgettable episode where we finally learn who has the fastest (internet) speed. We also hear MC's gripes about (Pea)cock, Frank's analysis on the timing of the NFL trade deadline, Matt's thoughts on Metallica, and oh so much more. Plus, we get our...
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Art, Fart, or Shart: 2025 NBA Cup Edition
Frank, Greg, and Matt are in this week to do our annual round up of the NBA Cup courts in our classic segment - Art, Fart, or Shart. Plus, we give an update on the fantasy basketball league, NBA standings, and much more. Plus, Greg gives us a report from the NBA Cup and his thoughts on...
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Atlantic City Can Suck My Ass
This week on the show, we talk about the Jayden Daniels injury and the state of YouTubeTV/streaming. Join Frank, MC, Chloe, and Matt as they talk about injuries in the NFL, streaming services, the Bulls, Monopoly, fantasy basketball, and so much more. Smash that play button and join the fun!…
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2025 Fantasy Basketball Draft with Ross Godwin and Devin Mahoney
For the first time ever, the Hoops Crew is playing fantasy basketball! This episode was recorded live during our draft. We talk about our fantasy league format, some of the players we love the most this year, and also talk some trash. Let's play some basketball!
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WNBA Finals and 2025 NBA Over/Unders with Molly McCloskey
It's a jam-packed episode! MC, Matt, and Frank are joined by returning champion Molly McCloskey to break down the WNBA Finals and some of the main storylines in the W this season. Then, we do our annual Over/Under predictions for the 2025 NBA season. We also discuss the ongoing Baby G vs G2…
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The Supes Crew with Jason Consolacion
Super friend of the show Jason Consolacion joins the show to discuss his love for the Houston Rockets. We discuss the greatest Rockets of all time, recap the KD trade, and look ahead to this season for the Rockets. Plus, Jason shares his experience as a vision impaired NBA fan. We also discuss...
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Greg Explains Microplastics
A jam packed episode! This week we draft our NFL side pieces, discuss how cooking eggs is hard, and we air out how Frank and Matt disappointed Greg. Plus, we talk about the new Wizards city edition jerseys, the new Commanders stadium, and the Liquid Glass update from Apple. I dig it delicious!…
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The Return of Chloe
Guess who's back? Back again. Chloe's back. Tell a friend! Hit that truck stick and get on in here. We're talking the state of the Steelers, the new kickoff rules, Super Bowl odds, and (once again) Skye the Lioness vs Sky Guy. Plus we watch a great click of Carmelo rebounding and saying "I got…
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The Poop Report
We're back! This week, we're cutting the fluff and dropping a fresh, hot episode of Hoops Crew in your feed. We hear Greg's thoughts on Matt's baby, discuss Caleb Williams's astrological sign (of course-io he's a Scorpio), and we debut our new segment, The Poop Report. We also discuss our hopes…
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2025 NBA Draft Spectacular!
MC, G2, Matt, and Frank gathered to watch the 2025 NBA Draft together, and they have a lot of thoughts and feelings! Join us as we react live to the draft! You'll get all of our unfiltered thoughts on: Ace Bailey, the NBA Finals, the Kevin Durant trade, Russian basketball players, and possible...
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The Best Finals in...?
Matt and Frank are here to talk about the important issues: fake trades and the second apron! Naw, we're just playing. We're here to talk about the Finals! And all of the things that piss us off! We talk the NBA media ecosystem, the ads on the court, (General) Larry O'Brien, and much more. Come...
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Our New Friend Molly McCloskey (Plus the NBA Finals!)
Frank, Matt, and MC are joined by new friend of the show Molly McCloskey to discuss Chicago sports, having coaches in your family, and her personal journey with Jalen Brunson. We also talk Dave Matthews, the Pope, Icelandic basketball, the oddity of halves in men's college basketball, and much...
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Frank Explains Hawk Tuah to Matt (Plus, the NBA Finals!)
It's finally here! The episode where Frank explains Hawk Tuah to Matt. Also, the boys talk about the most midwestern NBA Finals in recent memory. They look back on the last Thunder and Pacers Finals appearances, talk East vs West, who has the best costume, and former Wizards. It's all of the...
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The Best Knicks Team of the Last 25 Years (with Devin Mahoney)
Bing bong! On Monday night we gathered to record an episode with Knicks superfan and super-friend of the show Devin Mahoney. 48 hours later, they lost a heartbreaking Game 1 at home against the Pacers. Sorry Devin. That said, the episode is still great! We talk about favorite Knicks, Hagerstown,...
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Show Us the Balls: The 2025 NBA Lottery Spectacular!
Join Mary Catherine, Matt, Greg, and Frank as the Hoops Crew does our very first live reaction show as we watch the 2025 NBA Lottery! The stakes are high, and it's a historical evening. Will our hopes and dreams get crushed and our hearts get broken? Well, you probably already know the answer to...
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Playoff Basketball is Good
People are saying that I couldn't think of an episode title for this one, and they're right! But don't let that deter you, because playoff basketball is good! And this is a good episode! MC, Matt, and Frank are here to talk about how to pronounce the word "crayon," the youngest and oldest teams…
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Commanders Draft Recap and NBA Playoff Check-in with Jake Frelick
Welcome to Jake Frelick being here! We start the show recapping the Commanders draft and celebrating their return to DC. We also hear about MC's cousin Riley Leonard, the official quarterback of the Hoops Crew podcast. We round things out by checking in on the NBA playoffs. It's a damn good…
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A Paul American Good Time
Greg, Matt, and Frank gather to talk about the first weekend of the NBA playoffs, but before they talk about that they somehow end up talking about "Paul American." They also talk about Nico Harrison, the 2023 Washington Wizards, and oh so much more. As one Google reviewer said, "Best show in the...
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Oh My God, the Playoffs are Back Again!
It's the most magical time of the year: the NBA playoffs! This week, MC, Greg, Matt, and Frank are here to talk about the most important playoff storylines: NKOTBSB, Michelle Branch, and the Beastie Boys. We also talk about basketball, including our picks for the matchups that we know. We cooked…
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The PTI Episode
Frank and Greg are here for a banger of an episode as we try out a new format and discuss so many things in the world of sport: The NCCA tournament, the last week of the NBA season, Ovi's record, and much more. Plus, you get to hear Greg try to pronounce the word "Purinary" many times. It's the...
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"I'm From Baltimore That's Why"
Frank and Matt are here to talk all things Terps hoops. UMD basketball turned in two of the best games of the first weekend of the tournament, and we break down both of them. We also give an update on our bracket pool (shout out Lex Davis), the ideal conditions to watch Maryland basketball games,...
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2025 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Pick 'Em
"Two episodes in one week?! Are you guys crazy?!" Yes, we are. We have gone MAD for March MADness. It's one of the most special times of the year (March Madness) and Greg, Matt, and Frank are here to make all of the correct picks in the 2025 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. We talk about which...
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2025 NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament Pick 'Em
It's finally here! One of the most special times of the year: March Madness. MC, Matt, and Frank are here to make all of the correct picks in the 2025 NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament. We talk about all of the most important factors: strength of schedule, the names of the regions, the colors of...
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Approaching Madness
MC, Matt, and Frank gather to talk about the upcoming March Madness, NBA playoffs, Nikola Jokic's historic performance, Medieval Times, and Mary Catherine's fantasy basketball team. We round out the episode by touching on recent NFL trades and free agency moves for the Commanders. It's a...
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Harry Potter and the Los Angeles Luk-ers (with Mitch Lerner!)
Friend of the show Mitch Lerner joins Chloe, Greg, Matt, and Frank to talk about being in LA in the age of Luka. We also talk about Harry Potter for the first 10 minutes or so of the show. It’s a roundball rocking good time! Other topics include Deebo Samuels to DC, Roundball Rock, JJ Reddick…
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Let's Give 'Em Something to Talk About: NBA Post-All-Star Break Check-in
We are entering a brave new world: The final 30 games of the NBA season. Frank, Greg, and Matt are here this week to talk all things NBA, as well as theater snacks, pie, Marvel and DC, the Four Nations, the Caps, and Terps hoops. It's an unbelievable episode that will restore your faith in...
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The Return of the Hoops Crew: NBA All Star Game and SNL 50
The Jabroni Zone is dead. Long live the Hoops Crew! We're back, y'all! And this week, we're diving deep into the All Star game and SNL 50. The crew discusses the NBA All-Star Game's disappointing new format, highlights from SNL 50, and drafts their ultimate SNL Dream Team. We also talk about...
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Find Out Who Won the Super Bowl, Plus NBA Trade Deadline Reactions (Part Two)
Go birds? Fly Eagles fly? We get into it on this action packed episode, which has us saying things that we never imagined we would say. We discuss the debacle of Kansas City, we rank the Super Bowl in accordance with our previous rankings, and we rank the halftime show. Then we do a peaceful...
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NBA Trade Deadline Madness (Part One)
Chloe, Greg, Matt, and Frank gather together to talk about a wild couple of trades in the NBA: Luka to the Lakers and Fox to the Spurs. We also briefly talk about the Super Bowl, but mostly because we don't want to talk or think about the Super Bowl! It's an unforgettable episode, and it's an…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
It's your go-to podcast on the NBA's most magical and mystifying team - the Washington Wizards! Join Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino every other week as they break down all of the most important topics in the Wizarding world of the Washington Wizards and beyond. Smash that play button and join the party!
HOSTED BY
Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino
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It's your go-to podcast on the NBA's most magical and mystifying team - the Washington Wizards! Join Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino every other week as they break down all of the most important topics in the Wizarding world of the Washington...
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