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Hories tell stories
by Cairo Takarangi
Hories tell stories podcast is covered by Cairo, Levi and Will. We are a group of 3 young Māori men who developed our podcast around the notions of inclusivity, community, and humour. Our objective is to bring kiwi humour and inspirational/motivational stories to a wider, varied audience. We believe that Māori representation in media matters and is something that should be shared positively. Enjoy the yarns chur!!!
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Our Mt Rushmore and random chats
just the 3 boys in the stu this episode talking absolute garbage ,this episode was recorded a few weeks back. Enjoy the laughs
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Curtis Rona on his career in the NRL and Professional Rugby
We been missing for awhile but it's nice to be back with special guest Curtis Rona. He shares his time in Japanese rugby, playing in the nrl and coming up against the all blacks.Enjoy
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Things that people do that annoy you? Our thoughts on What's Overrated and Underrated?
Chur whanau quick drop with the 3 boys basically talking shit as per usual.
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Jazz Tevaga "Kearney said 1 more F##K up and im gone"
Double drops today to celebrate NRL in Perth.Warriors legend and current Manly player Jazz Tevaga comes into the studio for a chat about his journey into the wahs, playing for Samoa, winning Dally M and some of his greatest moments. enjoy the laughs
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Ben Barba "I was just a boy that wanted to be a footy player, not in the media"
What an episode we have. Former Dally M and Premiership winner Ben Barba sits in the studio to talk all things about his footy career. From the highs of winning Dally M a premiership to the Lows of receiving a life time ban. He also shares how much of an honour it is for him to represent his culture plus more. Enjoy this episode
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Corella "The Mariners that serenade make Marinade"
On this episode Pong and Jobe sit down with the boys from Corella, who have been killing the music scene. They chat all things music, being too "chur bro", the navy plus more. Enjoy the giggles whanau
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"It was about vengeance" Ngarohi McGarvey - Black
Footwork, power and speed!! All black sevens star, commonwealth games athlete and olympian Ngarohi McGarvey - Black joins us on this episode. The humble and proud Maori boy from Ruatoki raised by his grandparents that just wanted to play sport. He shares how he got cut from Waikato development and how that fuelled the fire to go out and prove people wrong. We also hear how he was minutes away from pulling out of the olympics. Enjoy this episode.Chur
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South Summit "We are proud to be Torres straight indigenous and Maori. Music has always been our dream!!
(Audio mic issues) Kia ora whanau on this episode we were very lucky to have zaya and nemo from south summit band. South Summit have been making some noise in the reggae music scene here in Australia, NZ and soon to be the rest of the world. Their debut album "The Bliss" has recently dropped and it was a long grind to get there all whilst working jobs. Lastly there has been audio problems with his episode that is out of our control so we'd like to apologise for that. Enjoy the episode!!
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"I was shit at sport, the only way to be friends with the cool kids was to be funny" Tait Middleton
Meet Tait Middleton who is a podcaster/comedian looking to revive his career in comedy. Join us as we learn the landscape of comedy, how to do stand up and more.
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Budget Cuts, New Goals and Bold Predictions
First of all apologies for the shocking lighting and audio we rushed this last minute one, but we back anyway for our 1st episode of 2025. Coming in hard this year with some big goals and a few bold predictions. Catch yas soon chur
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Jarrod Poi "Won France top 14 and got given the keys to the city"
Jarrod Poi a humble Maori boy from Taranaki waitara that made it to the big rugby stadiums in France and winning the Top 14 with Toulouse. He shares his story on taking every opportunity that was thrown his way. Life after rugby back in Perth, dating and more.
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Xmas Episode "My lesbian cousin got given condoms"
Join us for our Xmas special drop with the 3 boys back in the studio. Worst and best gifts, the struggles during xmas and our plans for next year. Lastly just a Merry Xmas and a happy new year to you and your whanau we wish you all the best for 2025. Enjoy!!
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Must see episode Zac Guildford "I didn't want anyone to know I was the broke ass all black"
Episode 69 The Rise, The Fall and The Rebuild of Zac Guildford. The ex all black had moments of brilliance on the rugby field but off field a storm was brewing. The passing of his father after winning a World Cup final caused a downward spiral with gambling addictions, alcohol, drugs, fraud and depression, all while being under the media scrutiny. Since then Zac has turned his life around and has being using his battles to help others on a similar journey. This is an emotional episode. The Ultimate Story of Redemption. Enjoy
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Beats or Teets? Devils Dandruff Booga Suga Boat Party
What up!! Join the boys as they break down the boat party event, the nightclub and advice on not to get too silly this silly season!
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The Bali Tour
Early drop this week! We revisit our 1st Tour to bali 10s. The 1st to spew, pongs ankle and our tour MVP. We also have a boat party coming up on the 16th November this week. Jobe and nga puhi win the harmony 9s in their inaugural year. Chur
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Austin Anderson
On this episode the boys yarn with Waikato NPC and Brumbies player Austin Anderson . Austin spent a lot of his years in Perth before moving back home to fulfil a Rugby dream. Enjoy and see you again for more soon
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THE UNTOLD STORY 😳
On this episode we have our rants, moments we hated as a kid and an Untold story that may shock some people 😳 enjoy
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Blackbelts don't mean nothing, awkward skids and girls in boys group chats.
The boys are hungover and there's not much more I can say other than enjoy chur .
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From The North to The Octagon
The city is buzzing and the hype is building Its fight week in Perth. UFC 305 is in town and we were lucky to have XFC Double champ and UFC Contender Aaron Tauzemup Tau on the podcast. Here his story on being a talented but cheeky Rugby Union Halfback that loved to fight. He was convinced to try MMA and he never looked back. Taking over the XFC and getting his shot from UFC President Dana White to take part in The Contender which could lead to him getting a contract at the top. Enjoy this yarn its all time!!!
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Jobe black toes and hitting 99kilos, Pong let’s go of the mongrel mob ride. Cairos 75hard round 5
We back with a hisser. Jobe finally hits 99kilos after vlogging him and his black toe everyday, pong finally gets rid of his mongrel mob car his kids were embarrassed of and Cairo is on his final days of 75hard and touches on the importance of his environment while doing it.Enjoy whanau we missed ya
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Local Legends Episode - Delane Edwards
Sat down with Delane Edwards who is a local legend and highly respected in the rugby league community. Winning many premierships, state and all the individual awards that the game offers.
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Couch coaches Jobe and Pong select origin, nothing worse and nothing better.Parental advice
Down one man but coach Jobe and pong bring you another episode after abit of a break. Enjoy listening to these 2 clowns.
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Nothing better than wine trip Mimi’s and kebabs after a night out. Bump or dump listener edition
On this episode we bring in a couple new segments and someone shits their pants on our 2nd birthday. Welcome our new sponsor L.Sallur photography. Contact L.Sallur for all your photography and videography needs weddings, sports events etc we’ll have his contacts on our page chur
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Attack of the Karen’s, mentored by fortafy and jobes sex stats
On this episode pong has to deal with Karen’s Cairo speaks on getting mentored by Sam Ratumaitavuki aka fortafy and Jobe gives us some stats on sex.
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KPC Heinous 4 weeks of mahi, P Diddy rabbit hole and Jobes finance metrics
3 boys are back with a banger. Pongs had a nightmare 4 weeks Of mahi. Cairo has been down TikTok rabbit holes and Jobe Spits some finance facts and has another car incident. Also our OG shirts are back in a clean Butter colour way check out the store to get yours now link below. https://www.hories.shop/
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*MUST LISTEN* Joe Daymond living in India, coming up with skits, uphill battles & white cracking it
On this episode we chat with Famous NZ Comedian Joe Daymond. We talk about his journey to India, becoming a stand up comedian the uphill battles, how he comes up with material and cracking it. Enjoy this one it’s one of our favourites. Chur
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What I learnt from failing 75 hard
After completing the 75 hard program last year and how much it impacted my life in a positive way I thought I’d give it another go this…this time I wasn’t so successful but after some thought Since failing. In this podcast I break down how and why I think I failed, what I think people need to do so they don’t fail and the positive that I took away from failing. I hope this brings you value. Cairo ✌🏾
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PnC Tea Sesh, Neighbour gets robbed by a 14 year old x dresser. Jobe fires up.
This episode comes to you from the ponga residents. Pong & Cairo have a tea sesh come sit in the gossip… Also If you are looking for a DJ in Perth for any events contact DJ Koopz link is copied here https://www.facebook.com/share/p/etTm5SQp7cnRHsVn/?mibextid=Nif5oz
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Origin & NRL Premiership winning Halfback Scott Prince
On this episode we talk with Nrl premiership winning halfback, Queensland Origin, Australia and Indigenous All Star Scott Prince. He takes us on his journey through childhood, getting contracted, the tough times and reaching success. Enjoy this episode! Chur
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Australian and World record powerlifter Nat Laalaai
Join us with guest Nat Laalaai who is a Powerlifter that has been smashing records. Her numbers are crazy and what she has achieved in such a short amount of time is mind blowing. Enjoy this episode
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Worst New Years ever, what should stay in 2023 and come back in 2024
Forcing pro nouns, worst new years we’ve had, what needs to go in 2024 and what needs to make a return
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Hyrum Harris Professional basketballer “Spent time over in the states, Hated it”
Perth Wildcat and Nz Tall Blacks player Hyrum Harris sits down with us and talks about his journey into basketball and the life of a athlete. - where he grew up - his rugby background and transitioning to basketball - the real life grind in the USA - the NBL in NZ and Aus - coming to perth - playing with lamelo ball And more…Enjoy!!!
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Thank you for 2023
We just wanna thank everyone for the year thats been. Here’s our last episode for the year. A failed prank call and a hens party nightmare…We also want to wish you and your family a merry Xmas and a happy new year!! Catch you in 2024
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**BONUS EPISODE Pong and Cai, Dad Jokes and News
Chur Cairo and KPC are up at work giving the new equipment a test run with some Dad Jokes, Pongs finishing up his job and Cairo is starting another podcast. Enjoy
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Lost my Dad to Mental Health 2 days before my Super Rugby game
Welcome back to another episode. We were very fortunate to have our 1st Wallabies player Izack Rodda on the show. He shares his story into Super Rugby with the reds, making the wallabies on his debut year and now playing for the Western Force. Sadly Izack lost his father to mental health 2 days before he was about to run out against the highlanders. Enjoy this episode. It’s Ok not to be ok. If you are struggling please reach out to the RUOK foundation or you can also reach out to us on anyone of our socials we are more than willing to talk. Insta @Hories_tell_stories or search Hories tell stories on fb.
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The Jobe & Pong Show. Pongs tugs, Jobes “Root” Shakra
Been a delay on this drop but we here now. The boys cover the World Cup, pongs 25th tug and Jobe Tells us where the word “Root” comes from along with a few more eg laho, teke. Enjoy chur
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Booking Skimpy’s to help for hangi prep, getting hustled for money by randoms and cousins
on this episode Cairo and Jobe yarn about a time skimpy’s were booked to help prepare for a hangi. Cairo gets hustled for money by some Hua He doesn’t even know and we touch on the World Cup with a special guest. Enjoy chur
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Trilleen Pomare Women’s Rugby
On this episode the boys sit down with Rugby International Wallaroos and Western Force player Trilleen Pomare. The current state of women’s rugby, the opposite code and more. Chur Enjoy
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Vasectomy Prank Call, Awkward Hongi’s and Worst things about being a man
So our co host was out of town he’s abit of a prankster himself but we thought we’d try prank call him ourselves…turns out it worked!! Cairo and Jobe tell us about some awkward Hongi moments and we played a game we found “Worst things about being a man” Laughs guaranteed In this one.
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A MUST LISTEN!!! Sandor Earl Changing life’s, adversity and mindset
Special episode this one. We were very lucky to have Sandor Earl in the studio while he was in perth. We talked through his Rugby League journey, the 4 year ban he received and how he over come all the adversity throughout his life. Full of laughs and inspirational stories. Enjoy
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Worlds Strongest Man and CrossFit games Athlete Ngarimu Ahipene
The boys are back with a banger of an episode with Ngarimu Ahipene U90kg Worlds strongest man and CrossFit games athlete Ngarimu Ahipene. We breakdown his journey into the CrossFit Games and becoming worlds strongest man breaking world records along the way. Enjoy chur
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6 months in to 23 and some of the biggest ICK’s
On this episode Levi brings his kid in again…hes now been banned from bringing his kids to the studio. Plus we break down the 1st 6 months of the year and some of the biggest “ICK’s” sent in by our listeners.
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Simon Thomas Performance Coach (Video Camera Audio)
Want to start with an apology for the audio had a Microphone hiccup that we didn't click onto. On this episode we yarn with ex Tasman Makos, Crusaders, Māori All Blacks and current Western Force Performance Coach Simon Thomas. ST has a wealth of knowledge in training and he shares his journey into Professional Rugby, training methods and the psychology behind it all. Be sure to take notes and enjoy the many gems he leaves us. Chur!! This podcast is sponsored by Cuzzies. Get down to Cuzzies Hq located in Bertram Perth for a good taste of Aotearoa. We’d also like to mention our sponsor Kiwi Homes In Perth. If you’re sick of renting and would like the keys to your very own dream home. Head to Kiwi Homes in Perth on Facebook give them a message, mention Hories Tell Stories and Curtis will look after you through the whole process from finance, land and design.
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Part 2 Cairo & Coach Jobe breakdown Phase 2 of Live Hard Challenge
Part 2 of the 75 Hard challenge Q&A we swap seats and Cairo throws some questions to Jobe on the 2nd phase of the challenge. Jobe dives deep into the importance of mindset, why structure is important during this challenge and in life, losing weight and creating new nueron patterns which then creates good habits. Enjoy!! This podcast is sponsored By Cuzzies. Get down to Cuzzies HQ in Bertram For your taste of Aotearoa We’d also like to mention our sponsor Kiwi Homes In Perth. If your sick of renting then contact Kiwi Homes In Perth on facebook give us a mention and Curtis will help you through the process of getting your very own dream home.
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75 Hard breakdown with Cairo & Coach Jobe Part 1
In this 2 part episode we tried something a little different. Cairo and Coach Jobe breakdown the 75hard challenge with a Q&A style podcast. Cairo is currently doing the 1st part of 75 hard and gives his thoughts, what changes he’s noticed most, his biggest struggles and biggest rewards. Although he is 48 days in at the time you will be able to hear some of the mental benefits he’s worked for throughout this episode and some real positive changes that may surprise you. This podcast will be a good insight for anyone thinking of giving the 75 hard challenge a go. This podcast is sponsored by Cuzzies. Get down to Cuzzies in Bertram for your taste of Aotearoa. We’d also like to mention our sponsor Kiwi Homes In Perth. If you’re tired of renting and looking for the keys to your very own dream home then jump onto facebook and hit up Kiwi Homes In Perth. Mention the podcast and Curtis will take care of you.
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Mental Health check ins, 75 Hard breakdown, Chat GPT
On this episode the boys cover Mental Health check ins and its importance, Cairo breaks down his journey so far on 75 hard. Kalyn Pongas Cousin (KPC) trying to get free shit as per usual and we get opinions on A.I Giggles are standard here. This podcast is sponsored by Cuzzies get down to Cuzzies HQ in Bertram for your taste of home. We’d also like to give a shout to our sponsor Kiwi Homes In Perth. If you’re sick of renting nor the rental situation contact kiwi homes in perth on facebook and Curtis will look after you. CHUR!!!
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Jeremy Thrush becoming a All Black
Chur we talk with Ex Wellington, hurricanes, force and all blacks player Jeremy Thrush on his journey into the black jersey and what makes it so special. Thank you to our sponsors “Cuzzies” and “Kiwi Homes in Perth” for their support.
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People buying the blue tick, Your mud moments. RIP Larry P
The trio is back!! We touch on people buying the blue tick on instagram, new segment “Your Mud Moments” and Pong shares a strong message don’t hold grudges and always forgive. We’d like to dedicate this episode to Larry P, Levi and the whole Ponga whanau.
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Ben Polson the first winner of Australia Ninja Warrior
On this episode we sit down with Australia’s first Ninja Warrior winner Ben Polson. Before he reached those heights Ben was bullied all throughout high school as was made out to be different early on. Adversity creates value as Coach Jobe would say and that’s exactly what it did. Ben went on to achieve some great things throughout his life and we are here to hear about it. Enjoy This podcast is sponsored By Cuzzies. Get down to Cuzzies HQ to get your taste of home. 4/4 price pkwy Bertram
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Kennedy Cherrington International Women’s Day Episode
Firstly we want to give a special thanks to all the great women out there. Without ya’s the world would be buggered. Thank you for all the love, sacrifices, hard work and many other great things you do…especially the ones that help us 3 clowns. On this episode we chat with NRLW, State of origin, World Cup winner and Māori all star player, the talented Kennedy Cherrington. Kennedy has risen to the top of the game but before that she has had to overcome some adversity. Open Heart Surgery at 8, being told she shouldn’t be selected in teams by other parents because she was taking a child’s nrl dream away and self doubt but she has overcome the odds and negativity And pushed through to live out a dream. Enjoy
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hories tell stories podcast is covered by Cairo, Levi and Will. We are a group of 3 young Māori men who developed our podcast around the notions of inclusivity, community, and humour. Our objective is to bring kiwi humour and inspirational/motivational stories to a wider, varied audience. We believe that Māori representation in media matters and is something that should be shared positively. Enjoy the yarns chur!!!
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