Horror Hussies

Hussies review this Wes Craven creature feature that turned out to be his biggest failure……well not quite. Also Dana and Kypria equally hate Adriennes’s hair with a passion. No one was safe from the horrible 80s perm; not even Dana’s parents. 

Original record date: 2-5-2022The 1st of 2 water creature features for the month. Recorded back when Rafa would give his hate watch review at the end. This black horror film by J.D Dillard starring Kiersey Clemons flips stereotypes on its head. The victim is a black woman with the danger being a white creature. Topics discussed:Body FarmsPurse stealing bearsChittering noisesEmbarrassing ways to die

The Hussies review another Tobe Hooper classic. Don't @Dana because this was her 1st time watching this quintessential horror film, just be glad that she finally did and hear out her rant about Sally.

Record date: 6/15/24Finally releasing a listener's request from 2 years ago!They died, oopsies. Enjoy from wherever you are Karmen.The Hussies review in this deep dive of an episode, plot by plot of the movie Orphan from 2009 starring Isabelle Fuhrman. Based on the true events of Czech con woman Barbora Skrlova. The girls talk about the pysche of woman with stunted growth, adoption, dogs and dad bods.Dana has Russian boss PTSD.Kypria has walked in on parents PTSD.question left unanswered:How did grandma get that mink? Only Fred knows.

The year is 2000, Dana and Kip call Moviephone and press 1 for showtimes, and head to the theater with $2 admission with stashed taco bell. Bring on the Diddy jokes and offensive comedy. Let's take it back to the beginning. In wake of the new Scary Movie starring the OG cast in a 6th installment; The Hussies review the Wayan's family creation that started it all.Does this record breaking horror comedy parody still hold?Dana was only partially amused.

(If your not into foreplay, jump to timestamp 7:35 for film talk)Let's take trip down memory lane 4 years ago when the girls discuss the film labeled as the lesbian Rosemary's Baby and first start talking about getting into the feet pic business. (Still hasn't happened fyi)Celebrating Pride Horror Month with Kypria's pick of Lyle 2014. This psychological horror was written and directed by Stewart Thorndike and shot in 5 days.Starring 90s icon Gaby Hoffmann as the stereotypical over reacting emotional crazy mother to be. Also:Dana talks pink pony club stolen identity.Kypria talks bad baby names, with Lyle taking the cake. Original airdate: 6/16/22

Continuing on with AAIP month the Hussies bring you Tokyo Gore Police from 2008! Get ready for major blood spray, mutated limbs and Kip's bad Japanese accents.

Celebrating AAPI month with cyperpunk body horror!Kypria's pick from an oldie recording. Back when what can be described as ADHD rants and play by play storytelling. This was a fun one. While trying to find logic in a fever dream of a plot about a metal fetishist, the hussies explain with noises instead of words.Also:Dana talks AI f%$k dolls giving birth and Kypria is shocked at Depeche Mode slander. Marked with the industrial sounds of Chu Ishikawa, check out attached link of his music and playlist of additional inspired industrial artist👇https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEiHJLo0QEtKKt-Yfo9TfQkgjA6DSu8Zc&si=J0nR6qSLSPL6PVHDIf your not into foreplay, jump to timestamp 21:18 for film talk.original release date: 6/8/23

Shari L. Carpenter directs the first installment of this hot mess of a trilogy about stolen identity. An uber later submission for Woman's Horror Month. Dana picked a $hitty movie so Kypria returns the favor with this black horror crime film from Lifetime, which turns out to be so bad its good. Dana shares her tale of stolen identity!Kypria almost cries in front of Dana and plays with a temu barbie named Monica.

It's Women's History Month & Dana ruins it by picking one of the worst female directed films with even worse female acting.

Kip doesn't find SNL black woman funny. Dana learns what a box braid is.For Black Horror Month The First Purge is explored. This one is hitting a little to close to home for comfort. This prequel in this fourth installment follows the night of the first purge experiment set in Staten Island.Throw 5,000 at a struggling community, mix in some infiltrated government killers, what could go wrong?Would you participate?Is the purge the answer: can morality and murder be in the same sentence?Do you think sniper tourism exists? (yes its exactly what you think it is)Anyone watch the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reboot?

We got a new batch of spooky Sinners/Valentine's Day/ Horoscope/Black History Month fragrances to yap about from Hex Mundi! Check out https://www.thehexmundico.com/

The Hussies review Re-Animator (1985) & we brought toys! This cult classic is a story about crazy doctor who creates a serum to bring the dead back to life but it does not go as planned.

The Hussies first review of 2026 is a New Year’s themed horror by Norman J. Warren: Bloody New Year 1987. This British supernatural  horror is a mess of a fever dream with fun music by pub band Cry No More. A group of teens go to a funfair  and end up in the chaotic time warp that is an abandon island hotel.Also, anyone know what a snooker table is?Announcements:In Atlanta? Join Kypria for screening and audience discussion of some of her favorite excerpts from Rod Serling's 1970s series: The Night GalleryGrab an all day pass to the Anthony Film Festival to watch independent horror films from all over the world.Or a single event pass to join Kypria from the Hussies at 8pm1/24 SaturdayPromocode: HorrorHussies 50%off!Links:https://www.anthologyfilmfestival.comCry No More music:https://crynomore.bandcamp.com/track/recipe-for-romance-bloody-new-year-version

Let’s talk about buttered sausage!Merry Xmas from the Hussies! This season's review is a Charles Band creation: The Gingerdead Man. Gary Busey comes back from the dead as a giant psychopathic gingerbread man in seek of revenge. Kypria talks death.Dana talks teeth. Her obsession needs to be studied.

What we are trying to spit out is: we wanna do an art night y’all.Place your pick in the commentsWhich of the 3 horror characters  should we paint?Aunt GladysFreddy KruegerCandyMan

SPOILER ALERT! Hussies talks Weapons! Another twisted creation from the mind of Zach Cregger.What did y’all think?Is Alex okay?What are you going to do with those scissors?

Dana picks a dark & depressing one which goes right along with Kip's under eye circles (hence the shades). At the end of this one you'll learn what it takes to make Kypria cry, & it's not getting to hold her brand new baby nephews.

Pride Month Review!The hussies dive into Richard Shepard’s horror thriller starring Allison Williams and Logan Browning. Troubled musical prodigy Charlotte returns to a prestigious music school to find Lizzie has taken her place. The pair go down in a sinister path. Why do we think masterpiece theatre has something to do with the Muppets?Are elite sex cult music academies a thing?(extra pride pick: Hellbent 2004)

ALL the SPOILERS for 28 Years Later (2025). This is one of the greatest legacy sequels so far as well as a great start to the new trilogy! What did you guys think? Was there enough zombie dingdong for you? What did you think of the new evolved zombies?

Recording right after a night watching the big screen. Hussies and friends chat Sinners!This American Musical Horror is from the mind of Ryan Coogler. Twin brothers return to their Mississippi hometown to escape their troubled past, only to face an even greater evil. As usual hussies wander off topic: Hentai, Hibachi and Bunsai and the question, What was the best day of your life?

The hussies sit down with the incredible staff at Atlanta’s own spooky Mambo Zombi bar to hear who they are & how they came to be. Mambo Zombi https://www.instagram.com/mambozombi/Big thanks to @shanfordthompson @rockwithsiren & @krowface for film & editing! #horror #horrormovies #horrornerd #haunted #atl #atlanta #mambozombi #horrorpodcast #podcast #latina #latinapodcast #blackpodcasts #voodoo #brujeria #witchcraft #bar #alcohol #cocktails #craftedcocktails #ghost #palmreadingSent 

We came, we Saw, we conquered…well almost. Hussies talk trip to Danas fatherland and dark tourism while reviewing this Peruvian Horror, Plus: lambs, alpacas, bug bites, and neocolonialism.Links:The Lingering Effects of ColonizationMikey Peralta Jr.https://www.dreadcentral.com/?s=the+light+on+the+hill  The Effects Neo Colonialism on Indigenous PeruviansChristina Nelsonhttps://vc.bridgew.edu/honors_proj/390/   Leo Rojas pan flute realnesshttps://www.youtube.com/@leorojasofficial    

SAD is real (Seasonal Affective Disorder) and Kypria quits the podcast. Lets go 2025

The Creator of Rock With Siren and Director Shannon Ford Thompson talks about her upcoming 1980s gothic horror film: Just One Night. She captivatingly describes a RV Florida trip gone wrong, which became the inspiration for her film. Have you ever saw a horror movie that made you pee your pants? Shannon has the answer. She also shares her wisdom and approach to filmmaking. Check out Rock With Siren to support her upcoming projects; Just One Night, Taker and Creature Cards amongst others : https://rockwithsiren.com Shannon talks running the highly anticipated Buried Alive Film Festival, which we are so excited to be partnered up with this year! This 4 day event will be the 17th annual showcase of independent horror films from around the world! November 7-10th 2024 tickets and info: https://buriedalivefilmfest.com Also, stop by The Plaza to check out the display of TV monster and play the Buried Alive arcade with games like Zombie Pac-Man & Castlevania! https://plazaatlanta.com In conjunction with Buried Alive, Shannon speaks on Atlanta Horror Society's aim to provide a supportive horror community. Every last Thursday of the Month, lovers and creators of horror meet to network and discuss film at the fabulously creepy Mambo Zombi lounge. Come hang out with us October 10th 8pm for the next meeting! Trivia, Cocktails & Costume: Beetlejuice 1988 https://www.instagram.com/atlantahorrorsociety?igsh=MXRkcjI0d2xnbnN3NA%3D%3D https://www.instagram.com/mambozombi?igsh=MXNjbDRrN2FmdXlsNQ%3D%3D [in preparation for our next episode and to celebrate Hispanic Horror Month watch: The Light On The Hill 2016 available for free on: https://fawesome.tv/movies/10591261/the-light-on-the-hill [mention of I Think Not Podcast: https://ithinknotpod.com ]

NIght of the Living Dead 1990 review! Our guest spot on the amazing Cradle to the Grave Podcast with Erik. He shares the movies that made him from cradle to the grave with fellow lovers of horror like ourselves. We have an awesome conversation with him about the milestone year of 1990 with this zombie film. The Tom Savini horror makes the cut for his top 10 films of 1990. Enjoy and check out his podcast for hours of conversation with other cool lovers of horror discussing multiple horror genres starting in 1971. check our conversation along with many others discussing 1990 horrors: The Witches, NightBreed, and Jacob's Ladder in episode 41 on his channel. https://cradletothegrave.buzzsprout.com

CHECK OUT VIDEO EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! Our Guest Appearance on the Could Be Pretty Cool News Podcast. Creator Kacie Willis’ mission is to produce unique creative experiences that inspire community building through the arts. Along with being an amazing producer, sound designer, and creative technologist, Kacie is our strategy coach. She picks our brain on the beginnings of Horror Hussies and what inspires us. Check out Could Be Pretty Cool here: www.couldbeprettycool.com We give special thanks to you Kacie, still getting used to the fact that people actually like what the Horror Hussies have to say. #womeninspiringwomen

WATCH THIS EPISODE WITH VIDEO ON YOUTUBE! The Hussies celebrate pride month with a queer horror pick from special guest Katelyn, Fright Night from 1985 directed by Tom Holland. Dana and Katelyn go gaga for Christopher Sarandon while Kypria is creeped out by his constant eye contact. The girls discuss gay vampires, gore, and 80s nightclub fantasies. Check out Katelyn's hilarious content at middleagedinsert

This episode the hussies explore the 1934 classic The Black Cat starring Bela Lugosi & Boris Karloff. We get a quiet storm sing-a-long, the unfolding of the Diddy drama, & Dana’s manifestation journey- is she a satanist now? Have you seen the portrayal of a silent jazz movie? Ever seen a widow’s peak enter a room before its owner? Dana can’t get over Boris’ lisp and thought the “fight scene” was caca. And news flash- Kypria still hates dogs.

The girls celebrate Asian American Pacific Islander Month with reviewing a Japanese Horror: The Vampire Doll 1970. From the Director Michio Yamamoto, this haunted tale is the first from a Blood Thirsty Trilogy. Questions raised: Was there animal cruelty involved in this film? Can you bury a loved one back yard?

Dana and Kypria scour the internet for the public’s take on Immaculate and I Know What You Did Last Summer. The new leading lady Sydney Sweeney's performance is loved while Jennifer Love Hewitts not so much. While discovering these two films through current screenings, cable, DVDs, bootleg, and streaming platforms: the verdict is in.

BONUS EPISODE! For Women’s History Month the girls chat with the creator of The Anthology Film Festival, Tashina Southard. She shares what inspires her and the going ons of putting together a shorts horror film festival in its inaugural year featuring new voices.  Kypria decides to ask her every question ever. The future of horror trends in movies is contemplated; while discussing real life horrors like covid, submarine implosions, and people living in your walls.  Learn more about Tashina and The Anthology Film Festival here: https://www.tashinasouthard.com/ https://filmfreeway.com/TheAnthologyFilmFestival ( check out our live episode at the festival in episode 62) From the Hussies: Thank you for believing in and including us in the circle for new woman voices in horror like yourself, by featuring us in your festival. Looking forward to the growth of your new and ambitious project.      

Is it March? Yes. after all, you can celebrate black horror anytime of the year. The girls review Wes Craven’s The People Under The Stairs. Based on an actual crime in LA, this film reveals the horrors in a landlord’s home while touching on the struggles in the black community resulting from gentrification. Kypria talks about Ludacris & outrageous venue alcohol prices. Dana talks weird garden compost rules & is terrified of Goo Goo Dolls frontman’s face John Rzeznik. Questions raised: Dear Hollywood, why is horror not Oscar worthy for nomination? Did you own music in the 90s with that famous black & white parental advisory sticker? Do you know what a viper in your bosom is?

BONUS EPISODE! It was a night filled with first every things at the Inaugural Anthology Film Festival in Atlanta on January 13th. For a had to be there experience, the girls perform their first live episode: screening shorts from Rod Serling's anthology series The Night Gallery. They invite you to use your imagination as they fittingly discuss the pilot episode “Eyes” starring Joan Crawford about a rich blind woman from Steven Spielberg's directorial debut. Rod's other short: “You Can't Get Help Like That Anymore” invokes an audience discussion about AI girlfriends to sex doll brothels, & of course Dana, the lab expert, questions the sanitation involved. Also Kypria apologizes in advance for her constant fumbling of the mic, she's new here. Special shout out and thanks to Tashina Southard & Darius Hill for making us a part of this ATLien curated horror experience!!! https://www.anthologyfilmfestival.com https://filmfreeway.com/TheAnthologyFilmFestival

After the holidays, Kyp getting a nasty, long case of the flu, & our 1st live recording at a film festival… we are back with Tobe Hooper’s Poltergeist (1982). Dana schools Kyp on the difference between a ghost & a poltergeist & there is much admiration for Tangina’s aviator glasses & voluptuous ass.

Dana and Kypria scour the internet for the publics take on the OG Saw & Exorcist. After decades of having these 2 iconic films available to original and new discovering audiences through screenings, cable, bootleg, DVDs, and streaming platforms: The verdict is in.

With several titles: Dracula vs Frankenstein being one, the girls dive into this Hispanic/Italian/German horror sci-fi by Tulio Demicheli. Even a star-studded international cast could not save this movie plagued with production, script, directing and financial issues. Dana grills Kypria on her dog disappearing methods. Kypria condones zoo culture...not, dont worry just joking. Questions raised: Do your pets watch you make whoopee? Pre 9/11, did you hang out at airport bars to people watch? Waving at boats- what is that about?

In typical late Hispanic fashion we present our 1st pick of Hispanic Heritage Month: Huesera- The Bone Woman (2022)! Legend has it that La Huesera is a ghosty Mexican bitch that likes to collect bones in the desert- which never happens in this film. Dana explains why Hispanic history month  starts on the 15th of September & no, it’s not b/c we are late for everything. We dive into a Spanish woman’s supposed role in Hispanic society, personal family experiences, gay acceptance in a Spanish household & a Missy Elliot black magic spell. Oh, and Cyndi Lauper makes a surprise cameo.

The Hussies review this fun Irish comedy horror Stitches by Conor McMahon in which a clown killed at a birthday party comes back from the dead to seek revenge. A short history of the fear of clowns in movies & real life is shared. Kypria tries her best Irish accent but its giving Lucky Charms cereal. Dana talks about her a$$hole cat Lola. The girls talk Holy Land dream destinations. Questions raised:  What does it feel like to have a di@k? Were you a bully or bullied in high school? Can you do a split? Enough Star Wars, can we get a Planet of the Apes spin-off?  P.S. The girls promised a short and sweet episode but in the end the ADHD always wins. Also, remember ladies you feel better when you smile, unless a man is telling you to do it.

After another unfortunate & unplanned hiatus, the Hussies are back covering a listener request: Stephen King’s The Mist! Kypria talks about her hibachi guy crush. Both of them gave up trying to finish the Walking Dead. You did, too…right?? Aliens were FINALLY confirmed by the US government, do you believe? Kyp is skeptical, per usual. A non-related PSA: stop probing your ass with lightbulbs. And as far as an apocalypse goes, what would you do: Be brave & tough it out? Give up & kill yourself like Dana?

The Hussies bring you a late but great episode meant for Pride Month with Kypria's pick of Cruising 1980. Director of the Exorcist, William Friedkin takes a stab (get it) at this controversial subject of targeted homosexuals in the S&M clubs of NYC. Al Pacino gives an uncomfortable performance as an undercover cop. The girls discuss favorite States, double-headed dildos and Kypria keeps questioning the validity of black belt distribution. One burning question remains: What does the missing 40minutes of hot movie footage look like? Maybe James Franco has the answer.

This week for Pride Month, Dana & Kyp review the Bruce LaBruce film: Otto; or, Up with Dead People. Fair warning, don’t watch this with your kids, you will see plenty of dingdongs & dingdong activities. Dana wasn’t expecting all the dingdong action when she picked this. An argument about shelled pistachios ensues. Do you remember reading Wuthering Heights? Have you visited a clown or tiny chair museum before? A European sex museum, perhaps? What were we talking about again?

Hussies bring you a late but great episode meant for AAPI month with Kypria's pick of Tetsuo: The Iron Man. Accompanied with a great industrial music soundtrack this movie delivers. The girls discuss d!cks: elephant d!cks, drill d!cks, octopus d!cks, Hentai d!cks, d!icks all around! They also chat about Japanese technology of AI f%ck dolls, AI pregnancy and the future AI apocalypse. Dana and Kypria also discuss panic attacks and trauma therapy. Question raised: Do Kypria and Dana need professional help?

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BONUS EPISODE! Horror Hussies Movie Night. After C+ churros, burgers and snuck in beer: the gang talks the 5th installment of the Evil Dead film series: Lee Cronin’s Evil Dead Rise! Did you catch the Bruce Campbell cameo? Plus their hot-take on Nicholas Cage's Renfield.

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