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Horrorble Friends
by Kyle-Chris-Dan-Jarvis
Welcome to Horrorble Friends! We watch, then talk about, a horror film - kind of like a book club. Join us as we discuss the intricacies (or not) of the horror genre! Find out what we have to say that The Atlantic hasn't. Artwork by Connor MacLeod | CMDESIGNZZ - cmdesignzz.comIntro/Outro Music by Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | facebook.com/andrewkavanaghmusicAudio and Editing by Travis Keiser Youtube: The Travis Keiser Project | Instagram: @the_travis_keiser_project
Episodes
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They Will Kill You (2026)
Greetings from our show's new character, FDRFK Jr. Unfortunately, I think that he is a more enjoyable and original concept than this movie. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......:...
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The Bay (2012)
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, HORRORBLE LISTENERS!!! What's more American than genetically mutated parasitic arthropods brought on by the illegal mass-dumping of chicken feces in an effort to stimulate the growth in economic demand of chicken by-products? As always, thank you to our fans!...
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2025 Year in Review
Yeah, I know it's April, but this is my show and I post things when I want. Dan and Jarvis review the best and worst horror of 2025! As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......:...
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Paranormal Activity (2007)
Who among us hasn't set up the ol' cam-corder in the corner of our San Diego estate? But where did all this ectoplasm come from? (Narrated by Rob Schneider) As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....:...
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Poltergeist (1982)
Can you imagine how much funnier a haunted house would be with an Alexa in 1982? We did. Then we put it on the internet. I bet she would have hated ET, too. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....:...
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Host (2020)
You guys know what's scarier than the pandemic? Try asking a free AI prompt to create a summary of a popular horror movie and watch as it gas lights you into thinking YOU'RE the crazy one when it gets the plot completely wrong. Hop on our ZOOM call as the Friends discuss Rob Savage's 2020 found...
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My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Happy Valentines Day, you lonely fuckin' nerds! We know you yearn for the mines, and we do so want you to "BE MINE"! Join the Friends this week as we open this box of chocolates to be horrified at its contents (or maybe a little bored), as we discuss George Mihalka's 1981 horror holiday slasher…
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High Tension (2003)
Would we be out of line if we referred to this movie as "Medium to Medium-Low Tension"? Asking for a friend. A real murder-y and imaginary friend. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....:...
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Brightburn (2019)
What if Superman was the brood offspring of a malicious race of planet-conquering aliens? What if the friends fixated on the velocity of Superman's ejaculate instead of having an intelligent conversation? As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............:...
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Condensed Spoop: Remake a Movie!
Welcome back to Condensed Spoop! This week Chris, Jarvis, and Mike John talk about what horror movies or series they'd love to see get remade. We're talking Muppets, Beds, and confusing Peter Jackson as the Director of Mimic. Enjoy!! As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........:...
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The Void (2016)
One of the most magnificent examples of the marriage of practical effects and original concepts ever to be used in cosmic horror. The void is so dark and mysterious that it managed to turn Dan into a conservative. Crazy stuff. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........:...
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1408 (2007)
Happy Halloween, Horrorble Listeners! Our special Halloween episode this weeks goes out to Jacqui and Chris, who enjoyed their one year wedding anniversary this month! Legend has it that the stuff they did in their hotel room that night was way more depraved than anything you'll find in this…
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Rabid (2019)
There are forces at work here (all named Kyle) that won't allow us to watch an original Cronenberg movie, but here's a decently executed remake of one. Join the friends as we debate the philosophical implications of trans-humanism, but mostly just make commentary on the under representation of...
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Terrifier 2 (2022)
We apologize in advance, somebody let Dan listen to way too many true crime and conspiracy podcasts. This week the friends take on Damien Leone's recipe to reinvent the modern slasher: a pinch of salt, a splash of bleach, and 30 gallons of fake blood. Join us as we watch the 2022 slasher master...
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House of the Dead
Just when you thought we couldn't sink any deeper... we have found a new low. This week comes to us courtesy of cinematic genius, Uwe Boll, sporting a show record 3% on rotten tomatoes, and believe us - it was hard earned. Check in on the friends this week as we try to salvage what life force we...
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Freaky (2020)
Welcome back! We're calling this the start of season 6, but really, who the hell knows. This week the friends get FREAKY... Not gay sex. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......:...
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Games to Die By: Dead Space
Would Jarvis play a horror video game??? Probably not. But to be fair, he doesn't play any video games. What a loser. Come join us while we kick dead babies and get crunk with Necromorphs as we discuss the 2023 EA remake of the survival horror game sensation, Dead Space As always, thank you to…
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Deadstream (2022)
Sesame Street for the cynical. If Mr. Beast produced a mashup of The Blair Witch Project and The Evil Dead. If Steve used his handy dandy ouija board in an episode of Blues Clues. These are just a few ways that we describe this 2022 indie horror that was shot in, get this, A REAL HAUNTED HOUSE!…
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12 Hour Shift (2020)
For our fourth and final installment in our series on CORPORATE HORROR the friends suffer for your enjoyment as we review one of the blandest, most horror-deficient film we've ever had the misfortune of watching. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........:...
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Cube (1997)
Welcome to part three of our four part series on CORPORATE HORROR . This week the friends all try to pretend that we know how to do math, including our resident former math teacher, while devising some upgrades to the interior design of the murder cells. Come join in on the fun as we break down…
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Resident Evil (2002)
This week we continue part two of our four part series on CORPORATE HORROR .Tune in while the friends formulate how to climb the corporate ladder of the Umbrella Corporation without being turned into swiss cheese in a laser tunnel as we discuss Paul W.S. Anderson's, Resident Evil. As always…
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Tokyo Gore Police (2008)
We made a commitment to you, our fans, that we would watch and discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly that the horror genre has to offer. I guess that includes whatever the fuck this was. This week we kick off our four part series on CORPORATE HORROR Tune in while the friends try to process the...
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Tusk (2014)
Have you ever thought about being sewn into an amorphous skinsuit that is technically also an active crime scene? What about sharpening your own femurs into giant teeth to surgically implant into your skull? No? Us neither; but these guys sure did! Tune in this week as the Friends review Kevin...
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Re-Animator (1985)
Guys, don't be alarmed, but I think we just uncovered a government secret (and no, we're not talking about the re-animator fluid). I can't say too much, but it involves the plot of Aladdin, Dan's increasingly disturbing search history, and Scrub Daddy?? And it was all master-minded by Dick Wolf??...
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Incantation (2022)
Is the dodo truly extinct? Any more of these West Virginian Mountain-esque adventures with that rascally Mother Buddha and we're sure to find out! Join the Friends on this week's episode as we discuss Kevin Ko's 2022 Taiwanese horror, INCANTATION. Also please visit…
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Let the Right One In (2008)
Swedish vampires and homicidal CGI kitty cats?! Sign me up! As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friends Instagram......: @HorrorbleFriends Email..............: [email protected] Or just…
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
There are some movies on this podcast that make us yearn for the nostalgia of the 1990s. This is not one of those. Join us as we discuss the 90s teeny-bopper heartthrob-clad slasher sensation, I Know What You Did Last Summer! As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends...
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Oh yeah. We did the big one. Come sink your meat hooks into this juicy episode where we review the horror goliath that is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friends...
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The Substance (2024)
The best that 2024 horror had to offer? You be the judge! Come get slimy with the friends as we discuss the 2024 body horror sensation, Coralie Forgeat's The Substance. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....:...
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Thanksgiving (2023)
Now that our Thanksgiving hangovers have subsided, we say it's high time for us to review this new Thanksgiving movie (just pretend like we're not a year and one week behind the height of its theatrical release). Tune in as we talk who gets stuffed, who's half off, and whose Bostonian accent is...
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House of Wax (2005)
When Paris said she was going for a wax, none of us had this in mind. WELCOME BACK! We appreciate your patience, and we should have new and exciting content out very soon. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....:...
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CONDENSED SPOOP: MaXXXine (2024)
BONUS EPISODE! Dan and Jarvis take a crack at the climax of the adult film themed horror saga by Ti West, and definitely have some strong feelings on it's e(X)ecution. Join us, and tell us your thoughts and feelings on the movie on our socials below! As always, thank you to our fans! We'll be…
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A Quiet Place (2018)
SHHHH!!!! Guys, we're excited for this season's final episode, too, but c'mon the giant mutated ear drum monsters are going to hear you! Also, did anyone have Pootie Tang on their monster movie bingo card? No? Us neither. As always, thank you to our fans! We'll be back soon with more new episodes...
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Condensed Spoop Movie Review Game Show!
Sometimes a person has a great idea for an episode, you record it, then your Spoop editor takes months to finsih the edit.... Join the Spoop Crew as they try to guess a movie from their catalogue based on 1 star reviews and hosted by Mike John. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........:...
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Life (2017)
Been a while since we've had a good industrial-space horror, and this one doesn't disappoint. Come build some igloos and observe the cosmic miracle of life take shape as a sentient banana peel made of cum, in this week's movie, Daniel Espinosa's 2017 alien horror, "Life". As always, thank you to...
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Pearl (2022)
Join the Friends this week as they discuss and review the immediate 2022 prequel to last week's movie, X. Overall, I'd say we found Pearl, like her namesake, to be like another precious stone: an absolute gem. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends…
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X (2022)
Let's start off our review of this (soon to be) trilogy with a BANG. Get it? Sex stuff. Listen to this week's episode as the Friends discuss our favorite, erm, actresses; Jarvis won't take no for an answer when his jokes don't land; and we bond over Kid Cudi's massive dong as we review the 2022...
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Wolf Creek (2005)
That's not an episode about a killer bloke crazier than a wild dingo; THIS IS AN EPISODE ABOUT A KILLER BLOKE CRAZIER THAN A WILD DINGO. Join the friends as we unpack the first installment of the Aussie-based killer classic: Wolf Creek. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........:...
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Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Eight legs, eight eyes, four mouths, and it's so hairy! What is this horrible beast??? Oh, wait, it's just the Friends here to talk about the beloved 2002 horror-comedy, Eight Legged Freaks! Enjoy! As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............:...
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Spree (2020)
Listen as the Friends search for LITERALLY ANY REASON not to discuss this shit movie. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friends Twitter...........: @HorrorbleFriend Instagram......:...
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Insidious 2 (2013)
Into the even further we go. It's dark, and kinda boring in here; watching this movie, we mean. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friends Twitter...........: @HorrorbleFriend Instagram......:...
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The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
With summer right around the corner, we figured we'd offer some context on what a REALLY crappy vacation looks like. And who the hell invited Gary Busey's mutant twin brother, anyways?? As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends...
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See No Evil (2006)
BAH GAWD, TABLES, LADDERS, AND SCARES! You bring the steel chairs, and we'll bring the tables and a terrible movie, folks. It's gonna be a slobberknocker when we all gather in the cage as buddies to hash out this week's thrill ride: See No Evil! As always, thank you to our fans!…
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Fan Pick: Urban Legend (1998)
Something's in the backseat!!! Is it a murderous lost lover consumed in a blood-lustful rampage of revenge??? No, well also yes, but no-it's the new episode of Horrorble Friends! Grab your Pop Rocks and a cold Pepsi and enjoy as we welcome you to our first episode of Season 5! As always, thank…
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100th EPISODE: Night of The Living Dead (1968)
If you're reading this, CONGRATULATIONS! You've made it to the centennial episode of Horrorble Friends! In the spirit of the occasion, we pay homage to one of the OGs of the horror genre. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends...
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EPISODE 99: The Haunting (1999)
FOR OUR 99th EPISODE...we give you...this absolute disaster of a film from 1999. Not even Catherine Zeta Jones' long legs and longer neck could save this one. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....:...
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Sharktopus vs Whalewolf (2015)
We're often asked, "Why don't you guys review more purposefully bad horror movies?" We hope that this episode answers that question. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friends Twitter...........:...
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The Strangers (2008)
Just in time for Valentine's Day! Wanna hear four grown men gossip back and forth for like 3 hours about a failed marriage proposal? Well, thanks to the magic of editing you don't have to. Also, if anyone reading this owns a baby bird mask, definitely DO NOT chase Jarvis down a dark alley with it...
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LOST EPISODE: Stay Alive (2006)
Another one of our rare shelved episodes. Sometimes we record things, and then, well, a year or more goes by. Any who, enjoy, and remember STAY ALIVE! As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friends...
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Jacob's Ladder (1990)
War, man. It's like, what is it good for? At least the drugs were on point. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriends Apple............: @HorrorbleFriends Anchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friends Twitter...........: @HorrorbleFriend Instagram......: @HorrorbleFriends...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to Horrorble Friends! We watch, then talk about, a horror film - kind of like a book club. Join us as we discuss the intricacies (or not) of the horror genre! Find out what we have to say that The Atlantic hasn't. Artwork by Connor MacLeod | CMDESIGNZZ - cmdesignzz.comIntro/Outro Music by Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | facebook.com/andrewkavanaghmusicAudio and Editing by Travis Keiser Youtube: The Travis Keiser Project | Instagram: @the_travis_keiser_project
HOSTED BY
Kyle-Chris-Dan-Jarvis
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