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Horrors Yet Unseen

by Zach & Steve

Welcome "Horrors Yet Unseen" - The podcast where we assign each other horror movies to watch and then talk about it here so our spouses don’t have to listen to us go on and on and on about scary stuff they don’t like. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS!

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  1. Ep 60: Squelchy -- "Malevolent" (2018) & "Halloween Ends" (2022)

    Movie Reviews: Zach: Malevolent (2018) Steve: Halloween Ends (2022) Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:04:24) What We Watched (00:56:11) Review of "Malevolent" (2018) (01:01:00) SPOILERS for "Malevolent" (2018) (01:26:18) Review of "Halloween Ends" (2022) (01:34:45) SPOILERS for "Halloween Ends"…

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  2. Ep 59: It's Knot Trauma -- "Speak No Evil" (2024) & "Censor" (2021)

    Movie Reviews: Steve: Speak No Evil (2024) Zach: Censor (2021) Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:08:31) What We Watched (00:35:37) SPOILERS for "Clovehitch Killer" (2018) (01:03:52) Review of "Speak No Evil" (2024) (01:10:32) SPOILERS for "Speak No Evil" (2024) (01:30:45) Review for "Censor" (2021)...

  3. Ep 58: Everything’s Fine It’s All Fine -- "Happy Birthday To Me" (1981) & "Cursed" (2005)

    Movie Reviews: Zach: Happy Birthday to Me (1981) Steve: Cursed (2005) Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:04:23) What we watched last week (00:25:57) "Happy Birthday To Me" (1981) Review (00:31:15) SPOILERS for "Happy Birthday To Me" (1981) (00:57:11) "Cursed" (2005) Review (01:07:49) SPOILERS for...

  4. Ep 57: Just One Marble -- "Return of the Living Dead (1985) & "Maniac" (2012)

    Films Reviewed Steve: “Return of the Living Dead” (1985) Zach: Maniac (2012) Other Topics What we watched last week? Zach knows what Scream 7 is about and it’s a hill he’s willing to die on. People hate the ads in movie theaters Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:02:39) What we watched (00:51:29)...

  5. Ep 56: Arrr Narrr!! -- "They Cloned Tyrone" (2023) & "Little Bites" (2024)

    Films Reviewed: Zach: "They Cloned Tyrone" (2023) Steve: Little Bites (2024) Discussion Topics: What we watched last week The Happy Little Trees serial killer (spoiler alert, this conspiracy theory is about Bob Ross being a serial killer and I’m 100% here for it.) Zach dives too deep in…

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  6. Ep 55: "Final Destination 2" (2003) & "Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person"

    Discussion Topics: Our thoughts on “The Gorge” movie Our thoughts on “The Monkey” movie Other interesting things we watched? Assigned Movie Reviews: Steve: Final Destination 2 (2003) Zach: Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2025) Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:01:26) What We...

  7. Ep 54: “The Invitation” (2015) & “The Exorcism” (2024)

    Horror News: Scream 7 fan theory/Scream 8 is in the works AMC “The Monkey” popcorn bucket Ari Aster’s next movie “Eddington” Peachfuzz will return for season 2 Exit 8 is getting a movie adaptation Robert Eggers says ‘WERWULF’ is the darkest film he’s ever written. Upcoming Films: 2025 is shaping…

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  8. Ep 53: "Werewolves" (2024) & "Butt Boy" (2019)

    Topics: Our "Scream 7" Theories Short review of“Companion” (2025) Assigned Movie Reviews: Steve:“Werewolves” (2024) Zach:“Butt Boy” (2019) Chapters: (00:00:00) Theme Song (00:00:25) Intro (00:02:09) Our "Scream 7" Theories (00:39:44) Spoiler-Free: "Companion" (2025) (00:46:04) SPOILERS…

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  9. Ep 52: "What You Wish For" (2024) & "Y2K" (2025)

    Assigned Movie Reviews: Zach: ⁠“What You Wish For” (2023)⁠ Steve: ⁠“Y2K” (2025)⁠ Other junk we talked about: Steve saw “Wolf Man” Briefly discuss “A Classic Horror Story” Movies that came out since last episode “The Presence” - Theater Zach has feelings “Grafted” - Shudder “Screamboat” - Theater...

  10. Ep 51: "Get Away" (2024) & "Uncle Peckerhead" (2020)

    Season 2 BABY! We're back for another season! With a tightened-up format, spoiler-free AND spoiler-full reviews for each movie, you're gonna love it more than ever! Movie Reviews: Steve: Get Away (2024) Spoiler-Free Review Rotten Tomatoes: 77% Tomatometer, 45% Popcornmeter IMDB: 5.3/10…

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  11. Ep 50: Turdies 2024 Award Show!

    As we close out Season 1 of our podcast, we reflect on the movies we've watched in 2024 and pick winners of the best, and worst, of what we saw! Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:00:44) Turdies! (00:05:54) Most Unneccessary Horror Movie (00:14:58) Goriest Movie (00:20:12) Best Creature Design...

  12. Ep 49: “Anna and the Apocalypse” (2017) & “It’s A Wonderful Knife” (2023)

    Housekeeping: Hey Turd Minions! Next week are The Turdies!!! With categories such as: Most Unnecessary Horror Movies of 2024, Goriest Movie, Best Kill, and a new category just add…Best Comedy Horror!! News: 2 new Evil Dead movies are in the works. One of them is titled Evil Dead Burn. NBC is...

  13. Ep 48: "Countdown" (2019) & "Caveat" (2020)

    Housekeeping: The Turdies coming December 28th Season 2 coming January 18th Small vacation/hiatus/creative break from December 29th-January 17th. News: Our Spotify wrapped is out! “Smile 3” started filming One of the tapes in the creep closet says “Pittsburgh Pirates” PETA is protesting Nosferatu...

  14. Ep 47: "May" (2002) & "Spree" (2020)

    Assigned Movies: Zach: “May” (2002) Steve: “Spree” (2020) News: We started a TikTok channel Zach regrets to inform you that he's got a problem with Creep ep. 3 and 4 Nosferatu’s popcorn bucket is the best popcorn bucket so far All our Links: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email us:...

  15. Ep 46: "Identity (2003) & "Crimson Peak" (2015)

    In which Steve shows SO MUCH aggression, Zach is VERY temperamental, and neither of us can get enough of Tubby Time™ Horror News & Stuff: Gobble gobble! Happy Thanksgiving!! Thanksgiving horror movies “ThanksKilling” (2008) “Home Sweet Home” (1981) “Blood Freak” (1972) “Thanksgiving” (2023)…

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  16. Ep 45: "Bloody Hell" (2020) & "Candyman" (1992)

    Movies Reviewed: Zach: “Bloody Hell” (2020) Steve: “Candyman” (1992) News: We need a name for our followers Popeye horror movie Little mermaid horror movie Coke made an AI Christmas commercial They are making a sequel to Under Paris. Why is the question. Can’t be money, has to be for the love of...

  17. Ep 44: “The Substance" (2024) & "Heretic" (2024)

    Movies Reviewed: “The Substance” (2024) "Heretic" (2024) Our Letterboxd: ⁠⁠linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen⁠⁠ Email us: ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495

  18. Ep 43: “Halloween Kills” (2021) & “The Cell” (2000)

    Movies Reviewed: Steve: “Halloween Kills” (2021) Zach: “The Cell” (2000) Our Letterboxd: ⁠linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen⁠ Email us: ⁠[email protected]⁠ Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (00:00:00) Intro (00:00:39) Banter (00:29:57) What we watched (00:53:10) Steve's review of...

  19. Ep 42: Halloween Livestream

    In which Steve and Zach have one guest cancel at the last minute (lame), the other guest gets their own segment called “Therapy with Shelby”, Zach and Steve realize Shyamalan has never heard a real person talk, Terrifier 3 leaves Steve feeling ho ho horrible, and we give our Halloween night movie...

  20. Ep 41: "The Innocents" (2021) & “All Fun and Games” (2023)

    In which Steve is scandalized by the shadow of a wiener, Zach finds evil magical nordic children unsettling, and we get our first voicemail review from Shelby! Movies Reviewed: Zach: “The Innocents” (2021) Steve: “All Fun and Games” (2023) Our Letterboxd: linktr.ee/horrorsyetunseen Email us:...

  21. Ep 40: "The Thing" (1982) & "Gerald's Game" (2017)

    In which Zach has qualms, qualms, and more qualms, Steve gets irrationally angry about a hat, and we call the “Terrifier 3” complaint line and realize we’ve been marketed to! Topics: Variety’s Top 100 horror list What do you think? I finally remembered my first horror movie experience! Something...

  22. Ep 39: “The Stuff” (1985) & “Hellbender” (2021)

    Movies Reviewed: Steve: “The Stuff” (1985) Zach: “Hellbender” (2021) News: Guillermo Del Toro is making a Frankenstein movie!! GenZ would rather play video games than watch a movie Official Nosferatu trailer Zach's Halloween Movie Marathon has begun. RIP to Ken Page IG shoutouts…

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  23. Ep 38: "You’ll Never Find Me” (2023) & “PG: Psycho Goreman” (2020)

    In which Zach blames Ari Aster for making him have to actually pay attention to movies, Steve realizes that goofy horror films might not ALL be trash, and both are very concerned and disturbed by penguin... facts. Films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/ziyjo Call us!…

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  24. Ep 37: "Dead Heat" (1988) & "Vivarium" (2021)

    In which Zach develops pre-PTSD about future home ownership, Steve starts a Joe Piscopo fan club, and they both express their fondness for a real estate agent named Martin. List of films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/yWiAa Call us! +1-216-202-5495 Email us! [email protected]...

  25. Ep 36: “No One Gets Out Alive” (2021) & “Halloween 3: Season of the Witch” (1982)

    In which Zach lays out plans for the podcast's OnlyFans account, Steve lays out plans for Cocaine Pooh's Poo-Poo, and we disagree about the status of Cleveland as the chlamydia capital of the world. Oh... and we review some horror movies, as well. List of films mentioned in this episode:...

  26. Ep 35: "Clown" (2014) & "The Voices" (2014)

    In which Steve is slightly traumatized by "Bone Tomahawk", Zach decides that Barf's son should be named Puke, and we unveil the Gen-Z names for our ranking levels so kids will finally think we're cool. New Samara Weaving movie Y2K movie news Soulm8te news Friday the 13th prequel series Alien…

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  27. Ep 34: "The Happening" (2008) & "Birdemic" (2010)

    In which Zach just CANNOT with "Birdemic", Steve gets rationally angry at "The Happening", and neither wants to hear the term "soaking" EVER again. List of films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/ycgJW Call us! +1-216-202-5495 Email us! [email protected] Chapters (00:00:00)…

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  28. Ep 33: "Blair Witch 2” (2000) & "The Perfection" (2018)

    In which Zach wonders "Have horror movies ALWAYS been this bad?", which Steve confirms that after watching "Blair Witch 2", and we both agree that studios should just SHUT UP and let people make movies. List of films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/xYfgG$Bo7TCArvjS3jM6IK Call us!...

  29. Ep 32: “Fresh” (2022) & “Paranormal Activity” (1999)

    In which Steve's brain contains too much vegetable information, Zach is concerningly enamored with a movie about eating people, and we both disagree about whether M. Night knows what the heck he's doing. ​Is "Signs" about demons? [video] [article] ​List of films mentioned in this episode:...

  30. Ep 31: “An American Werewolf in London” (1981) & “Possessor” (2020)

    In which Steve thinks a “serial almost-killer” movie is a great idea, Zach takes the opportunity to talk about Homelander’s pubes again, and we randomly insult the UK (because they know what they did 😂) List of films mentioned in this episode: https://boxd.it/xAibw$P8UPRMeeKpTqWljT Email us:...

  31. Ep 30: "Longlegs" (2024) and other stuff

    In which Zach disdains human life (when it's fictitious), Steve is a logical hypocrite, and we both get so obsessed with the new movie "Longlegs" that we run out of time for anything else. An interesting video essay: “You're All Doomed: The Story Of The '80s Slasher Craze” And its sequel:...

  32. Ep 29: “Sissy” (2022) & “The Belko Experiment” (2016)

    In which Zach's "movie catheter" invention is going to make millions (if he can just get in touch with Mark Cuban), Steve sees his personal life in corporate America playing out in a horror movie, and we can't decide if math is meths or maths. Letterboxd list for this episode…

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  33. Ep 28: "Chopping Mall" (1980) & "The House That Jack Built" (2017)

    In which Zach questions Steve's moral compass, Zach continues to confirm that all 80's horror movies are about sex, and we are both deeply disturbed by Jack. And remember: there's always Marcel 🐚👞❤️ List of all the films referenced in this episode: https://boxd.it/wYHgg Email us:...

  34. Ep 27: Unnecessary Aggression

    In which we wonder how dead is too dead for a Pet Sematary to work, Steve has a nuclear-level hot-take about Godzilla, and Zach has discovered the plot of every 80's horror movie. What did you watch last week? Netflix Super-secret categories www.netflix-cods.com www.whats-on-netflix.com The plot…

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  35. Ep 26: "The Wicker Man" (1973) & "The Lost Boys" (1987)

    In which we ponder the eccentricities of, and genetic memory connected to, British pub culture, Zach just can't EVEN with protagonists who won't even try, and Steve has difficulty recovering from the fact that ZACH HAS NEVER SEEN THE GOONIES! List of all the films referenced in this episode:...

  36. Ep 25: Enough with all the allegories!

    In which Zach puts his foot down on movies that are open to interpretation, Steve enjoys the weirdest Yorgos movie out there, and we fix all of the problems with "In A Violent Nature." List of all the films referenced in this episode: https://boxd.it/wQvZs Topics: Chicken fights & Cheeseball man...

  37. Ep 24: "Braindead" (1992) & "Pet Sematary" (1989)

    In which there's way too much pudding for Steve, Zach just can't EVEN with cats, and we spend WAY too much time discovering that pet cemeteries are REAL. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/wIgGE Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters:...

  38. Ep 23: What'd ya watch last week?

    In which Zach inexplicably has wieners on the brain, Steve takes issue with an innocent meme about sins, and we both agree that meeting Eli Roth wouldn't be a good idea. Zach is doing a pumpkin 5k this fall Steve has strong feelings about Zach’s completely accurate A24 picture! Bloody Disgusting...

  39. Ep 22: "Motel Hell" & "1922"

    In which we find Zach's next Halloween costume (hint: the word "inflatable" is in the name), Steve wishes lakes were larger, and Zach wishes there were more rats in his movie. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/wzc60 Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail:...

  40. Ep 21: "It Follows" & "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

    In which we don’t understand why people like the things we don’t and why is it always Kubrick, Steve tortures his co-host with bad ASMR, and Zach can’t stop thinking about Tubby Time. Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495 Chapters: (0:00) Intro (0:45) Steve…

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  41. Ep 20: Creeped Out!

    In which Zach was so impacted by the movie "Creep" that he JUST HAD TO TALK ABOUT IT, and Steve was more than happy to do the same. Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495

  42. Ep 19: “Jason X” & “Apostle”

    In which we wonder what defines a great make-out movie (and why is it "Slither"?), Steve realizes that "Jason X" is NOT a TV episode from 2002, and Zach explains that religious trauma is real. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/w4wzE Email us: [email protected] Leave us a...

  43. Ep 18: “The Others” & “The Devil Inside”

    In which we learn that Zach loves all things ASMR, Steve loves Catholic possession movies, and that curiosity sometimes does kill the cat. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/vTX6Chttps://boxd.it/vTX6C Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail: +1-216-202-5495...

  44. Ep 17: “Deadstream” & “Benny Loves You”

    In which Zach wants to be a ghost that stinks like farts, Steve's not allowed to give flowers to turds, and we formerly grant Shaquille O'Neil an open invitation. https://scarymeter.com/ https://www.doesthedogdie.com Letterboxd list for this episode: ⁠https://boxd.it/vzU02⁠ Email us:...

  45. Ep 16: "The Girl With All The Gifts" and "Scanners"

    In which Zach would like the kids to get off his lawn because ya can't trust 'em, Steve discovers a new world of exorcism culture, and they both learn that nobody ain't got no control over nuthin. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/vzU02 Email us: [email protected] Leave…

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  46. Ep 15: "Death Becomes Her" and "Men"

    In which Zach would like a break from so many wieners, the value of "normal" is questioned, and, what with all the metaphor in movies, we discuss what all the meta is FOR! Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/vfjEO Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail:...

  47. Ep 14: "John Dies At The End" and "Cloverfield"

    In which Zach can't believe the words coming out of his mouth, Steve promises that he has NOT ingested any gummies, and we all learn the value of trust between co-hosts. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/v4w9W Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail:...

  48. Ep 13: "Circle" & "Under the Skin"

    In which Zach explains what it's like to be possessed, Steve makes a mistake with a hot dog, and we learn that the reason we each watch horror movies like we do can be blamed on our responses to religious trauma. Letterboxd list for this episode: ⁠https://boxd.it/uzamW Email us:...

  49. Ep 12: "The Killing of a Sacred Deer" & "Brightburn"

    In which we learn that we are actually the cats being killed by curiosity, typing isn't as deadly as one might think, and that 1% probability is still too much wiggle room. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/uIEy2 Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail:...

  50. Ep 11: "The Hunt" & "Little Evil"

    In which Zach learns that he needs to tell a joke if he wants a laugh, Steve learns that he's a liberal snot, and we all learn how to be a stepfather to the antichrist. Letterboxd list for this episode: https://boxd.it/uzcbm Email us: [email protected] Leave us a voicemail…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome "Horrors Yet Unseen" - The podcast where we assign each other horror movies to watch and then talk about it here so our spouses don’t have to listen to us go on and on and on about scary stuff they don’t like. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS!

HOSTED BY

Zach & Steve

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