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HORSE

by Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert

The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.

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  1. Ep. 214: Drive It In The Net!!

    Full Court Press: Enes Kanter Sucks, NBA Lays Down The Hammer On The Clippers That Actually Happened: A Full Breakdown Of The Basketball Storyline In How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days 3-on-3: A Deep Dive On NBA Cap Circumvention & Tampering And Also: Whirrs And Bangs, Midtown West Garden, Esplanade,...

  2. Ep. 213: They Didn’t Kawhiperate

    Full Court Press: Sophie Cunningham/WNBA Drama, Kawhi Leonard Saga Continues, Lakers Sold 3-on-3: Honoring Stacey King’s Three Best Calls And Adam’s Three Favorite Hot Sauces That Actually Happened: The Incredible Career Of Russell Westbrook And Also: Knicks Yetis, Coconut Water, Costco Vs Sam’s...

  3. Ep. 212: That Does Ring A Liberty Bell (w/ Sal Tamarkin & Hal Lublin)

    Full Court Press: Another Kawhi Leonard Bombshell & LeBron Lands In Philly An Interview With: Diehard 76ers Fans And Podcasters Sal Tamarkin & Hal Lublin And Also: Foul Merchants, Pineapple Hair, Deliciously Terrible, Locusts, Shawshank, Couple Of Thumbs, Space Junk, Squatter’s Rights, Dirking It...

  4. Ep. 211: A Lot Of Confused Hawaiians (w/ Joel Walkowski)

    Full Court Press: Knicks Sweep The ESPY’s, Bam Adebayo/Tyler Herro Beef, Kawhi Trade Drama An Interview With: HORSE Favorite and Author of Honolulu Blues: How Loving a Losing Team Created a Winning Man, Joel Walkowski And Also: Cash For Cash, Alien Noses, Area 51, Nerd Hats, Colorado School Of...

  5. Ep. 210: It Was Like A Crap Sandwich But Inverse

    Full Court Press: NBA Free Agency Madness, WNBA Updates Re-litigating Our Pre-Season NBA Draft: How Did We Do? And Also: Literal Children, The Snowtime Lakers, Exciting Whites, Percocet P, Moldy Bread, The Parity Era Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala Adam mailing list-...

  6. Ep. 209: You’ve Been Deep Into The Spanpionship (w/ Rodger Sherman)

    Full Court Press: Adam & Mike Attend The NBA Draft, Giannis & LaMelo Traded, Knicks Championship Parade An Interview With: Diehard Knicks Fan, Sportswriter & Creator Of The Sports! With Rodger Sherman Newsletter, Rodger Sherman And Also: Lego Man Hair, Shams In Timeout, Tertiary Broadcasts, E-40...

  7. Ep. 208: The Entire City Is A Watch Party

    GIANT Full Court Press: KNICKS ARE THE CHAMPS & RIP Stacey King And Also: Knicks Yetis, F*ck Them Picks, Chess Masterminding, The Ted Cruz Curse, The Wizard Of Ticketmaster, A Wemby Handful, Mindfulness With Monks, Human Cheat Codes, Coping Message Threads, Shirtless Dude Bros, Cool Likable…

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  8. Ep. 207: We’re Going Into The Biblical Finals (w/ Matthew Moreland)

    Full Court Press: Spurs & Knicks Face Off In The MenBA Finals, WNBA Updates NBA Finals Preview: Matthew Moreland AKA Ginger Spurs Boi Represents The Spurs & We Welcome A Super Top Secret Knicks Fan! And Also: Headless Horsemen, The Theoretical Knicks, 90’s-Ass Insults, James Bond Vehicles, Bruce...

  9. Ep. 206: When A Horse Dies, It Becomes A Horpse

    Full Court Press: NBA Draft Lottery, RIP Brandon Clarke & Jason Collins, NBA Playoffs Recap WNBA Drama Draft: Breaking Down All The Storylines For The Upcoming Season And Also: Officially Officially Official, Sick Swag, ABS, Alcohol Jerseys, Horpses, Pinball Wizards, Big Tree Fall Hard, LeBron...

  10. Ep. 205: Stuffed Curds In Times Square

    Super Mega Full Court Press: NBA Playoff Drama, WNBA Preseason Begins, Sue Bird/Megan Rapinoe Split, Paige/Azzy Rumors, Potential NBA Tanking Solution And Also: First Place Not Panic, Stuff Curds, Bang-sketball, Playoff P, WE WANT BOSTON, Conscious Uncoupling, Long Torsos, Sad Bird Noises…

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  11. Ep. 204: The Balloons Weren’t Good Enough

    Full Court Press: Angel Reese Traded To Atlanta, The WNBA Draft/Expansion Draft, Geno Auriemma/Dawn Staley Beef, Viral Pacers Couple That Actually Is Happening: A Full NBA Playoffs Prediction/Drama Breakdown And Also: Fancy Bathrobes, Carrier Pigeons, Chandler Bing, The Pitt, Balloon Arch…

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  12. Ep. 203: Heated Rivalry’s Got Nothing on the WNBA (w/ Jordan Robinson)

    Full Court Press: Jaden Ivey’s Bigoted Remarks, Anthony Edwards For (Number) Two, NBA Expansion, Tanking Solutions An All-WNBA Interview With: Co-host Of The Women’s Hoops Show & Co-Author Of Court Queens, Jordan Robinson And Also: Fart Sound Takes, Jockeys, Used Tank, Logo Woman, The Sunset...

  13. Ep. 202: If Gradey Dick Was On The Toronto Hogs…

    Full Court Press: WNBA Players And Owners Strike A Deal, NBA Expansion Talks, Matas Buzelis Pokes The Bear That Actually Happened: The Jenkin Siblings Honor Their Dad 3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst Almost Team Names For NBA Expansion Teams And Also: Global Affairs, Hopeful Bang, Trader’s Remorse, Tax...

  14. Ep. 201: Are You Gonna Put This Joke In Your Skit?

    Full Court Press: Dort/Jokic Scuffle, Ant Makes Good On His Promise, Rampant Tanking, Unrivaled Championship Super Duper Hyper Mega NBQ&A: We celebrate our 200th episode by answering your questions! And Also: Fire Horses, Tasty Snakes, Dorty, BBL’s, Trapezoids, Lil Big Liz Coded, Ref School…

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  15. Ep. 200: I Was Praying On His Downfall

    Super Mega Full Court Press: Kuminga Food Drama, Pistons/Hornets Fight, Alvarado Is Fun, Topic Returns To Action, Rampant Tanking, All-Star Weekend Didn’t Suck, Giannis/Kalshi Grossness, Season-Ending Injuries, The KD Burner Files, LaMelo Can’t Drive And Also: Podcast P, Waspish, Mean Mug/Duck…

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  16. Ep. 199: Grass Considerations

    Live NBA Trade Deadline Spectacular: breaking down all the moves from an absolutely wild trade deadline And Also: F5 Season, Wet Fart, Sneaky Steals, Guyo vs Guyot, Micro-Niche Internet Celebrity, Latvian Bang, Grass Considerations, Hades II Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every...

  17. Ep. 198: The Illawarra Mamawala’s

    Full Court Press: Warriors Injuries/Kuminga Trade Demands, Continued Lakers Drama, Unrivaled In Full Swing 3-on-3: The 3 Best Hobbies Of Former/Current NBA Players That Actually Happened: The Saga Of The Illawarra/Redacted Hawks And Also: Tennis Shoes Vs TENNIS Shoes, Deliciously Perfect,...

  18. Ep. 197: You’re A Delightful Tosser w/ James Hamilton

    Full Court Press: Thunder Look Mortal & Lakers/Luka Drama An Interview With: Emmy Winning Writer, Comedian & Host of Posters Basketball ShowJames Hamilton And Also: Trash-ass Misses, Tossers, Croners, Weird Cash, Allocation Exhausted, Sneaky Geniuses, Hamiltime, Recently Divorced Croatia, Jersey...

  19. Ep. 196: I’ve Always Wanted To Be A Sexy Ümläüt

    Full Court Press: Knicks Win The NBA Cup, Dillon Brooks Drama, Chris Paul Drama Continues That Actually Happened: Adam Went To The NBA Cup In Las Vegas! 3-on-3: The Three Best And Worst US States To Produce NBA Players And Also: Wimby, Werther’s Originals, Pine Coning, Legally Annoying, Sexy...

  20. Ep. 195: The Clippers Are Always The Mets

    Full Court Press: Clippers Cut Chris Paul, Giannis Trade Rumors, Desmond Bane Gets Spicy, Thunder’s Historic Season An Interview With: Founder & CEO Of FORE Enterprise, Tyler Hochman on AI In Sports And Also: DNP: Old As Hell, SuFi, Mike Schubert Era, Cliff Paul Bobblehead Night, Bobbleleg Night,...

  21. Ep. 194: Is This In Case Magellan Is Watching?

    Full Court Press: Steph Leaves Under Armour, Klay/Ja Beef, Pat Bev Arrested, CP3 Announces Retirement Special Segment: Rating The NBA City Edition Jerseys And Courts See the jerseys and courts- https://www.nba.com/news/2025-26-nike-city-edition-uniforms-unveiled...

  22. Ep. 193: This Stuff Is Tedious (w/ Adam Amin)

    Full Court Press: Jaylen Brown’s Hairline, Ja Morant Drama, Bulls/Knicks Vibe Checks & New NBA All-Star Game Format An Interview With: Chicago Bulls/MLB/NFL Announcer Adam Amin And Also: Dairy Bird, Jelsea vs Chelsea, Toxic Forces Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you...

  23. Ep. 192: ​​My Eyes Are Down Here

    Full Court Press: HUGE NBA Betting Scandal And Early Returns From The NBA Season Rating The NBA Emirates Cup Courts: Which Ones Did We Like? And Also: Shaolin Temples, Fiesta Locker Rooms, Very Long Wemby-esque Bones, Unc, Compliminsult, A Whale’s Vagina, See Red Vs Seared, Melissoning Or...

  24. Ep. 191: Even Commissioner Gordon Worked With Billionaires (‘25–’26 NBA Drama Draft)

    Full Court Press: Aces Sweep The WNBA Finals The Annual NBA Drama Draft: Ranking The Spiciest Storylines For The Coming Season And Also: Tab Monster Tendencies, TorONNo, Dynasty Colorways, High Stakes RPS, Lag Advantage, Grumpy Boys, The Banana Stand, Revenge Bodies, Podcast P, Skinny Zion, Poole...

  25. Ep. 190: Give Phee Her Phlowers

    Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Recap/Finals Prediction, Napheesa Collier Calls Out The W, NBA Offseason Drama, Clippers Media Day And Also: Huckleberry Finn, Professional Talkers, Splash Cousins, Digestible Digestables, Mall Of America/Target Dresses, Mad Yikesy, HORSE Livestream Curse, Frozen...

  26. Ep. 189: Balling While Burgering

    Full Court Press: Hall Of Fame Inductions, WNBA Playoffs Begin, Kawhi Leonard Drama That Actually Happened: Adam & Mike Played In A Comedians Basketball Tournament And Also: The Stepien Rule, Rookie of the Year, Adam MamaWAWA, Rubber Duckies, Loose Kids, Physique & Gear, Pretty Boys, Sprinting...

  27. Ep. 188: We’re Not Gonna Police The Pants

    Full Court Press: Caitlin Clark Out For The Season & The Kawhi Leonard Clippers Drama 3-on-3 Draft: The Three Best/Worst Things To Do During A Game Of Pickup Basketball And Also: Thong Sandals, Middle School Dances, Tricky Layups, Rings-Oriented Organizations, Honey Deuces, Chalices, Carbon...

  28. Ep. 187: Bang For Your Lack Of A Buck

    Full Court Press: Sue Bird Gets Her Statue, WNBA Rookies Ballin Out, Injuries, Sun Sale Hits A Snag That Actually Happened: The UC Berkeley Research On Touch Behavior Of NBA Players 3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst Free Food Giveaways At NBA Games And Also: Krunk Wolverines, Moon Mammoths, Wool...

  29. Ep. 186: Every 6 Pack Is Born Out Of Trauma

    Full Court Press: Skinny Luka, Lynx Dominating The W, Neon Green…Objects That Actually Happened: That Time Wemby Spent 10 Days At a Buddhist Temple 3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst NBA G-League Team Names And Also: F**k AJ, Plebes, Alco Alcoves, Dishoom, “LeBroniocentric”, Ethical Dollars, Capitalism...

  30. Ep. 185: Was Fu-Schnickens Too Persnickety?

    Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend/Controversy, NBA Free Agency Signings/Betting Scandals 3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Realistic/Unrealistic Basketball Rule Change Ideas That Actually Happened: The Origins of Shaq’s Rap Career And Also: Old Wrinkly Naked Man, Jazz-Related Perks, Megan THEE…

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  31. Ep. 184: You Come Home With Crumbs (w/ Gabe Henry)

    Full Court Press: WNBA Expansion, NBA Trades/Free Agent Frenzy An Interview With: Author (And Softball Teammate of Adam/Mike’s) Gabe Henry And Also: Booze Cruise, Wiggly Babies, Scooter Luggage, Practical King, Waive And Stretch, Red Ass, Simplified Spelling, Powdered Wigs, Feathered Quills,...

  32. Ep. 183: Look How Good His Neck Is

    Full Court Press: Thunder Win The NBA Finals, NBA Draft Recap, Fever/Sun Game Gets SPICY! NBA Drama Draft Revisited: How Did Our Preseason Picks Turn Out? And Also: Welch’s/Martinelli’s, The ‘ic’ Team, Athlete’s Foot, HIPAA Violations, Clown Questions, Post-Podcast Premiere Picnic Parties, Free...

  33. Ep. 182: There’s Too Many Jalens (w/ @littlebigliz)

    Full Court Press: NBA Finals Drama, Knicks’ Coaching Search, Don Nelson Is TAN An Interview With: Social Media Personality @littlebigliz (of NBA Recap Fame) And Also: Malonga Madness, Apology Bang, First Quarter Bang, Marv Albert, Nelly Kush, Steph Night Night, Unabashedly Homeristic, Friendly...

  34. Ep. 181: He Lost The Meat Off (w/ Tim McLaughlin & Steven Castillo)

    Full Court Press: Thibs Gets Fired, NBA Finals Matchup Is Set, WNBA Early Season Returns An NBA Finals Preview With: Stand-Up Comic Tim McLaughlin and Emmy-Award Nominated Saturday Night Live Writer/Comic Steven Castillo And Also: Wooden Cow Museum, Paradigm Shift, HE GONE, Throat Lozenges,...

  35. Ep. 180: The WiFi Doesn’t Reach The Sauna!

    MEGA Full Court Press: All-Things NBA Playoffs & Draft Lottery Mayhem And Also: Dashboard Confessional, Aforementioned Destruction, Normalish World, The Skunk Room, Lateral Shuffling, Hubbubbing, Weird Time Zone Mode, Big Balls Celebration, Super Duper Luxury Tax, Secret Stuff, Silent Yelling…

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  36. Ep. 179: Tzatziki Sauce Is Overrated!

    Full Court Press: All Things NBA Playoffs (Giannis Vs Haliburton’s Dad, Lakers Eliminated, Ja Injured, Draymond Drama & More) And Also: Spicy Drama, Tzatziki Sauce, Cool Towels, Nickelodeon Guts, Fancy Host, Small Friend Hangs, Abnormal Jobs, Sad Bulls Fan, Oodles And Doodles, Taskmaster, Michael...

  37. Ep. 178: You Can’t Spell Nefarious Without Napheesa (You Can) w/ Jordan Robinson

    Full Court Press: Flurry Of NBA Coach Firings & Play-In/Playoff Preview! A HORSE Special: The First Ever WNBA Drama Draft w/ Jordan Robinson And Also: Lo-Fi, NBA Centel, Monstars, Magic Johnson In The War Room, Fresh Prince Meme Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you…

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  38. Ep. 177: Beef Stew vs The Big Ragu (w/ Alex Dragicevich)

    Full Court Press: Giddey Buzzer Beater, Pistons/Wolves Brawl, Grizzlies Fire Coach, NBA Trash Talk An Interview With: Comedian and Former D1 Basketball Player/March Madness Participant, Alex Dragicevich And Also: Crispy Patrons, Zapruder Film, Helena/Helly, Violently Purple, Madhouse On Madison,...

  39. Ep. 176: Death, Taxes, The Bulls 10 Seed

    Full Court Press: Mavs Meltdown, Paul George Shut Down, Pistons Ref Drama, Jordan Poole Celly & Bulls Banners Disturbed That Actually Happened: The Incredible Life & Career of Junior Bridgeman 3-on-3:The 3 Best Postgame Interview Video Bombs/Interruptions And Also: Mamawala Family Lore, Podcast…

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  40. Ep. 175: We Have Diana And You Don’t

    Full Court Press: Suns Drama, Mavs’ Continued Downfall, Wemby Injury, WNBA Free Agency Recap 3-on-3: Diana Taurasi’s Three Most Impressive Individual/Team Accomplishments That Actually Happened: Red Panda’s Incredible Career And Also: Heterosexual Life Partners, Engineer Boy, Cumulonimbus, Harry...

  41. Ep. 174: Adam Sandler Owes Me 14 Dollars (w/ Jeff Cerulli, Joel Walkowski & Dan Yang)

    Full Court Press: NBA All-Star Weekend Recap An Interview With: The Comedians Who Hooped With Adam Sandler (Yes, that actually happened!) And Also: Mr. Beast, Lizard People, Smizing, Tyra Banks, Pocket Aces, Falderal, Stay At Home Dad Evenings, E-40 AKA Estimated 40, NBA Moles, Willy Nilly…

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  42. Ep. 173: The Trade Deadline Is BACK (w/ Doug Berns)

    Full Court Press: THE SHOCKING LUKA TRADE And Other NBA Trade Deadline Mayhem An Interview With: Musician, Knicks Fanatic & Creator of Doug B’s Knicks Metal Recaps Doug Berns And Also: Ted Lasso’s Mustache, Bangkok Comedy Club, Pu Pu Platter, Thanos’s Glove, Scary Town, Knicks Mix, Knicks Tape,...

  43. Ep. 172: SupercalifragilisticexpiSHAQidocious

    Full Court Press: More Jimmy Butler Drama, Unrivaled Women’s Basketball League, WNBA Free Agency, Hector Bananabread & New Shot Clocks That Actually Happened: Adam Saw The Bulls Play In Chicago! 3-on-3: The Three Best/Worst Defunct NBA All-Star Weekend Events And Also: Shoe Untying Controversies,...

  44. Ep. 171: A Big Face On A Small Head

    Full Court Press: Jimmy Butler Drama, Kings Fire Mike Brown, and a Heartwarming Ant Story 3-on-3: Adam’s Three Favorite Derrick Rose Regular Season/Playoff Moments That Actually Happened: The First Basketball Game To Honor MLK Jr. And Also: Optimal Services, Crocheted Horsemen Jerseys, Bowl Cuts,...

  45. Ep. 170: We All Have Michael Scott Moments (w/ Cassi Jerkins)

    Full Court Press: Pop’s Health Scare, Jimmy Butler Trade Rumors, Caitlin Clark Drama, Pelicans Towel Guy Technical An Interview With: Comedian and Executive Producer of Office Ladies, Cassi Jerkins And Also: Peach Baskets, Low End Criminals, The Anti-3 Movement, ALRIGHT LISTEN, Shady…

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  46. Ep. 169: Babies Can’t Be Born With Doctorates

    Full Court Press: The WNBA Expansion Draft, Jimmy Butler Trade Rumblings, Knicks Are Fun Again, Silly NBA Fines That Actually Happened: The Man Behind The Plaid- The Life and Career of Dr. Jack Ramsey 3-on-3: The Best and Worst NBA Team Color Schemes And Also: Chipotle Codes, Good Well-Acting…

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  47. Ep. 168: Ringo Is My Favorite Beatle

    Full Court Press: Inside The NBA Lives On, Russell Westbrook Hits Milestone, T-Wolves Drama, Dallas Wings Get The Number 1 Pick A HORSE Holiday Special: Basketball Things To Be Thankful For And Also: Ray Gun, The First Known Sharpie, HEB, SOARee, Fugue State, Literal Bullshit, Bulls Support…

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  48. Ep. 167: The Presence Of The Pelican Is Behind You

    Full Court Press: 76ers Drama, Cavs Start Hot, Klay Returns To The Bay HORSE Draft: Ranking Our Favorite NBA Cup Courts And Also: Supernova, The *EMIRATES* NBA Cup, Something Mamawala, Jammin’ Java, The Texas Two Step, Very Large Butts, Fart Noise, Captain Klay, The Steph Shimmy, Night Night,...

  49. Ep. 166: Deke… Put The Scalpel Down

    Full Court Press: WNBA Finals Recap, The Infamous Wade Statue & NBA Early Season Drama That Actually Happened: Honoring The Life And Legacy Of Dikembe Mutombo 3-on-3: The Three Greatest Stats & Moments From The WNBA Season And Also: Dynamic Duo, Mixed Doubles, Clay Pigeons, Basket Weaving, James...

  50. Ep. 165: I Fear Drama Might Be Abound ('24–'25 NBA Drama Draft!)

    Full Court Press: NBA Preseason Beefs & WNBA Finals Drama The Annual NBA Drama Draft: Breaking Down The Most Dramatic Storylines For The Upcoming NBA Season And Also: Eating Crow, Noobs, Lover’s Quarrel, Stank Face, Weird Burblings, Peak Kawhi, Little Brother Syndrome, Little Tiny Cry Baby…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.

HOSTED BY

Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert

Produced by Mike Schubert

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