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horsefeathers
by horsefeathers podcast
independent podcast out of Dallas, TXpatreon ep every wednesday (patreon.com/horsefeatherspod)free ep everywhere fridaysemail [email protected]
Episodes
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42 - public access tennis balls
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41 - y'allidarity
a hot ‘n’ ready episode, just for you! jake talks having “ocpt,” his trip to arkansas, the sacred concept of “y’allidarity,” some absolute madness from his hometown of springtown, a madman principal from dallas, a christian nightmare death metal christ karen, why carly rae jepsen is a messenger…
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40 - bad with a capital B
jake gets right back into it after a long hiatus, explaining “summer jake,” why johnny dip and amber turd should both be gulagged, a legal embattlement with the city of d*llas, the absurdity of the uvalde responses by the demons who run texas, why under no circumstances should teachers be armed,...
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039 - my real business
we’re back and better than ever folks! jake delivers a jam-packed episode about going back to teaching, refutes the practice of teachers policing bathroom breaks, the personal joy he gleans from freaking out teenagers, the Paris Texas dress code loophole, some wild school board hearings (racism...
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038 - colorado
we’re back! after an exclusive t-pain musical number, jake regales us with a tale of hippies, rednecks, wildlife, rapids, and a beautiful concert experience. did some real white people shit in the woods and (barely) lived to tell about it. then i deliver that hot-off-the-press news that’s...
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037 - hyep!
hey my dudes dallas’ number one independent podcast is back and better than ever. jake talks about his new home, recalls the time he passed out in a tattoo shop, reviews some christian nightmares (god hates video games, a stupid pastor shirt, flying jesus, pat robertson’s flamin’ hot take on CRT,...
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036 - moving up
weeeeee're back babies, happy horsefeathers friday! after shamelessly getting your attention, jake rambles about moving, senior pranks, tales from driving uber, a lady fighting a bear bare-handed, new laws aimed at teachers (and why they won't work), amazon doing more amazon shit (and getting…
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035 - off of my cold, dead butt
happy horsefeathers saturday! jake talks a little bit of teacher appreciation shenanigans, hesitancy to make summer plans, the first tardy to be given post-covid, the superiority of joggers over all other pants, the abject absurdity of "criminal minds," how he's wayyy hotter than the guy who's...
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034 - g'mornin!
this episode has it all, folks. jake talks how his RAT BASTARD of a neighbor is trying to steal his wife, what to do when a bobcat attacks, freakin' snobs judging people for their dietary choices, a nyc mayoral candidate teaches us how to run a tight ship with our kids, the plight of the very…
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033 - go bowling
what up we're back after a brief hiatus with some rip roarin' content folks. after describing his current look as "approachable charles manson," jake rambles about post-covid airports, fat iguanas, conspiratorially inclined taxi drivers, a "gust of wind" that blew a giant ship off course, another...
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032 - it's a potato
we’re back my duuuuuuuuuuudes and jake is talking all sorts of nonsense about kid-punching youth pastors, the absurd implication that our students are in an way “behind,” how he’ll probably be fine if he gets the ‘rona, how everyone loves telling their wisdom teeth story (then tells his wisdom...
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031 - man haunch
a classic episode of your favorite podcast! jake is cooped up with his family on a “snow” day and sits down to talk how terrible texans are at driving in adverse conditions, recounts being walked in on in the bathroom at work (along with all of the ethical questions that come with such…
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030 - artisanal recipes for eating the rich
an action-packed, extra long episode! jake talks his recent misadventures in donating to goodwill (never again), the satisfaction that comes with seeing rich people cry, the physical impossibility of trying to make sense of the stock market, some techniques and reminders for prepping, cooking,...
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029 - dinosaur buttholes
it’s a little late but worth the wait! jake talks getting triggered by a ted cruz sign, breaking new ground by doing the first ever (probably) standing podcast, the health horrors that await long-term sitters according to webmd, and a thiccq section of news that’s important: a brief overview of...
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028 - free joe the pigeon
it’s our greatest episode yet! jake’s flying solo as he rambles about Texas “snow,” leaving skateboarding kids alone, the totally clear and not at all confusing rollout of the vaccine, the dicey campaign to make America read again, and some news that’s important: the international scandal...
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027 - go to therapy, not the capitol
well push me down and mace me, it’s a new episode! jake rants with marshall about the fiasco at the capital. this ep has it all: people losing their jobs, in-studio screams, revolutionary karens, both amen AND a woman, this fuckin’ guy, influencer baby (or baybi) beefs, and so much more! >>insta:...
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026 - steppin' on leprechauns
for this very special first episode of 2021, we're joined by our first guest co-host, the lovely MRS. horsefeathers herself, lauren! recorded live from our marital bed! SCANdalous! we reflect on the year and talk putting pressure on the holidays, dodging unrealistic expectations, surviving vs....
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025 - santa's a narc
episode 25! like the 25th! like christmas! it's a miracle! jake's alone again as he works out the possibility that the holidays aren’t so cheerful for some folks, driving in adverse conditions, cursed work holiday traditions (including the cursed “pajama day” and zoom work parties), whether lord…
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024 - the chull 'n' rull
welcome back sweet marshall! we spend some time catching up, talking raising puppies and pigs, the busted macy’s thanksgiving day parade, making our kids watch “big mouth” instead of having the talk, dinosaur boners, marshall’s trip to the penis museum, and then we get into some news that’s...
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023 - gazebo lion
hey dudes did you survive thanksgiving?? we're talking little joys of dog ownership, reaching out to our international listeners, giving you what you really came here for: fitness advice, getting yelled at by coaches, we ask the burning question: can you catch a cold form being cold? seeing dog...
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022 - the saint of terrible advice
another brilliant dive into the human condition! jake talks adventures in DIY shelving, a salute to the women who work at home depot, watching teacher-related shows, justin beiber's pastor in trouble (and why you should never be hot), ben "DAP" shapiro's bad take on masculinity, stopping sexually...
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021 - a more comfortable badger
jake talks coming out of s.a.d., childhood pets, important differences in cat and dog ownership, and brings you news that’s important: another race fakin’ white lady, the black gay guy who’s actually a straight white guy, coping with loss with kenneth copeland, and denmark’s quiet but brutal war...
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020 - the most most most most most genius man in the whole world
a (mostly) apolitical election week escape/encouragement! we’re talking about old guy contests, the biden bus bandits in texas, the innate joy of the lazy river, the unspoken social structure of water parks, kanye’s sneaky “genius” on joe rogan (our only real podcasting competition), the…
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019 - you're a good godzilla
we back my duuuuudes! jake returns to fill your mind hole with nonsense such as but not limited to Halloween safety warnings, his childhood godzilla obsession and costume, being particular as a kid, ramblings about his time building fence and the joys of working with your hands, toobin' with...
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018 - not enough and too much
this episode was made hot ‘n’ ready with vine-ripened california tomatoes and 100% REAL mozzarella! we’re talking the best of trashy pizza, the state of rock music today, predictions of the rest of 2020’s terrible news, rooting on jimmy butler and the heat, endorsing claudia conway to be our next...
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017 - good and freshin'
this one's a whole rack of spice! jake reads more fanmail, talks "dated" references in old cartoons, recalls hearing bad words for the first time, introduces our new segment "WWCDWTWWI" (still working on the acronym), and lets don tr*mp jr's attack on teachers roll right off his back. >>insta:...
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016 - secret white women
our spiciest episode yet! jake gives you a little taste of the patreon content (as a treat), reads our first-ever fan mail (write us a letter! especially if it's hate mail! email it to us!), talks about his scalpel-precision trolling of a local megachurch, provides more evidence that white women...
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015 - unrepentant child of the hood
it's an spicy one! we talk mike pence's meat (don't take it!), jake sings an old family folk song, #GenderRevealPartiesAreOverParty, the amount of crap firefighters have to deal with, the epic battle between trump supporters and wave physics, now former-professor jessica "para bailar la bamba"…
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014 - it's always the pool boy
we're back in studio with a nice 'n' spicy one! we're talking squeaky voiced adult woman, the next chapter in the falwell saga, drug induced dinosaur sightings, a mystery safe in a field, the confusion of modern social politics, the lengths to which we are willing to go to take down the top 30...
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013 - a mysterious old man with a past
ooooo spooky number 013! in this quiet, sultry ep, we come at you lively recorded in tennessee to talk about vacationing among the neurotic elderly, the inherent perils of gazebos, the stupidity of drum circles, the simple joy of a loud bathroom fan, becoming a cursed travel blogger, the advanced...
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012 - introducing sweet marshall
a packed ep! we introduce the audience to sweet marshall, our new producer and partner in greatness. we call out spotify greed, exacerbate (and then squash) beef with the michelle obama pod, rail against gender reveal parties, discuss the implications of sitting vs. standing to pee, sharpen our...
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011 - the johnny appleseed of BS
episode 11! jake talks about his indestructible idiot of a dog, back to school madness, his new/old video game obsession, why someone should just give trump a stapler already, the blinding incompetence of the aurora pd, having a full-blown mancrush on gordon ramsay, and the sheer insanity of...
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010 - the godfeather
we made it to double digits! we are growing and getting stronger! tell your friends! jake describes his reentry into personal fitness, delivers the first state of the pod address, declares war on the michelle obama podcast, presents the template for the perfect public freakout, and tells CRAZY...
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009 - oklahoma
it's episode nine! after confirming with the audience that we are for sure NOT voting for kanye west for president, jake tears into a story about his recent trip to oklahoma--the land of anti-maskers. tangentially mentioned: the financial philosophy of the podcast, why it's rude to be on the…
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008 - cancel christian comedy
two stories today! we start out with a heartwarming tale of a very brave big brother, and move on unceremoniously into john crist's less-than-triumphant return to social media. captain america, christian comedy, purity culture and abstinence-only sex ed... this episode has it all! >>instagram:...
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007 - comfort food for your brain
it's the James Bond episode that is in no way about James Bond! instead, we talk about the questionable police work of which jake was subject, the terrible plot development in erotic film, why people love marvel movies so much, the dorks that run movie review websites, and the many ways snapchat…
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006 - nazi pizza
we're back! this week we're rededicating ourselves to wearing masks and socially distancing! Jake's brother Josh (a fan favorite!) calls in to help him solve pedophilia (which they do) while talking Chris D'Elia accusations, and we finish with an ethical conundrum: should you eat pizza given to…
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005 - congratulations spongebob
Episode 5 get HYPE! Jake talks wild dreams in which he is a witch, the perils of package tracking, mask etiquette, the resurgence of the Dallas bar scenes, how to do the "midnight hustle" during a pandemic, Spongebob's historic coming out, little Sippy Boye Trump, and plenty of horsefeathery…
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004 - shit seeking missile
Episode 4, my dudes! We figure out what happens when Jake's dog George eats random garbage off the street, the stupidity of anti-protest protests, and the lax requirements for what it actually takes to become a cop. 50% of all proceeds from Horsefeathers will always go to local Dallas/Texas...
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003 - black lives matter, black squares don't
It's episode 3 of Horsefeathers, and boy, what a time for a white guy to start a podcast! Jake discusses the subtle nuances of being an ally online, calls his brother on the phone to ask how long he's been a racist, and exposes the inner politics of instagram thots' relationships with their...
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002 - did u blaze
Episode 2! Jake talks about always being prepared with doggie poop bags, run-ins with NextDoor boomers, the worst back-handed compliment he's ever received, and reviews an episode of "to catch a predator." Subscribe to the Patreon for double the episodes, double the fun!...
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001 - prom sucks
It's the first ever episode of Horsefeathers! Jake rants about why the class of 2020 can get right over not having prom, spins a yarn about his own prom mishaps, talks proper braces band color choices, and dives into the cesspool of nonsense that is Yahoo answers. Subscribe to the Patreon for...
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independent podcast out of Dallas, TXpatreon ep every wednesday (patreon.com/horsefeatherspod)free ep everywhere fridaysemail [email protected]
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