Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

Show notes!Kids Drawing Mustaches to Beat AI Age VerificationWoman Releases Swarm of Bees on Deputies During EvictionPig Semen Eye Drops Could Help Treat Childhood Eye CancerScientists Use Electricity to Make Better CoffeeReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's show was a bit different because we didnt' actually do any news! It has been so long since we've met up to put out a show that we just went for it and rambled with each other for a while and happily chatted with our wonderful chatroom. We hope you enjoy it, because I know we did!Apparently we were also VERY tired. End of week late night shows are something of a herculean effort these days, but we did what we did! Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with another brand spankin' new episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! We're doing good and making it happen. This was a fun one!Italian Man Trains Dog to Illegally Dump Trash‘Smart Underwear’ could help unlock secrets of human flatulenceSperm swim more quickly in summer, study findsHobby Coder Accidentally Creates “Robot Vacuum Army”Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! Let's do this!Apologies for the short summary. I'm in a hurry and I'd rather you have a show out than put a bunch of effort and time into a summary 99% of people won't read. Love you though!Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another FINE episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades is out for your listening pleasure. I think we really solved most of the world's problems in this one. We at least made sure people never joined a home schooling board, or created AI agents to help direct your life. So, mission accomplished?Snow isn’t actually white — it’s transparent. It only looks white because millions of tiny ice crystals bounce light around like a busted disco ball, which is why packed or melting snow starts to look gray and sad once the light stops bouncing and reality sets in.France moves to abolish concept of marital duty to have sex Crews remove sex toy that was found affixed to clock tower at Cornish Park in downtown AlgonquinTeen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother with a pork chopHasbro Sued for Printing Too Many Magic: The Gathering Cards“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” — John SteinbeckReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're back in FULL FORM. Like the mighty internet news voltron you were hoping for. Producer Jacob was back in the saddle providing news and solid audio for us to do the thing we were meant to do. This was a good one folks. I hope you enjoy it.Our sweat glands shrink as we age, so there’s less sweating and less need to manage body odor, at least under our arms. The sweat glands react less to heat as we get older, too.Japan is deploying anti-bear drone tech in its ongoing and intense war on bearsAlbany man on the run after ankle monitor found on dogGLP-1 Weight Loss Drugs Could Save the Airline Industry $580 Million a Year on Fuel CostsGameStop Says It's Shut Down a Nintendo Switch 2 Trade-in Exploit That Worked as an 'Infinite Money Glitch'“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young." - Henry FordReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a long time, ladies and gentlemen, but we've returned! Smash and I took over the internet airwaves and produced a show! We're grateful for those that could stop by. Despite our audio being a little "not great" for this episode, we had a good time. We're looking forward to more and hope you come along with us!Factoid of the Week:Kittens in the same litter can have more than one father. This is because the female cat releases multiple eggs over the course of a few days when she is in heat.“Are You Dead?” app designed for people living alone surges to number 1 in ChinaCat Doody Deliberation!No butt plugs for you! Sincerely, America“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”Robert A HeinlienReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It' s a show! I wasn't organized for this one. Just enjoy it and don't think too hard Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Factoid of the Week:During prohibition, in an attempt to dissuade people from drinking illegally, the US government changed the formula for industrially-produced alcohol (which bootleggers often stole to redistill) to make it poisonous, resulting in thousands of deaths.That’s a bold strategy! Man chugs 39oz of liquor after traffic stop, cannot be charged with drunk drivingRacoon Invasion!Man amputates his own penis while on mushrooms Words of Wisdom:A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. – W. C. FieldsOur show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3FReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Factoid of the Week:Pregnant women in their 3rd trimester actually lose gray matter in their brain. Don't worry, it comes backSurgeon operated with penknife he uses to cut up lunchWords of Wisdom:Don't join an HOA – StephenOur show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3FReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ashley and I have no idea what we're doing. What we do know is that we're trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully.Who are we kidding? We're Horseshoes & Hand Grenades and no amount of branding was ever going to change that. So here's a new episode for you. Have fun!Factoid of the WeekPainting used to be an olympic sport. For the first 4 decades of the competition, medals were awarded for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music.Vladimir Putin says to have sex on your lunch break… for the country!Polishing the Paint RollerMan uses a cup of poo to win a carWords of WisdomPainting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions to the order of the possible. – BalthusEMAIL [email protected] https://2dorks.net/discordSUPPORT https://2dorks.net/supportReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There comes a time in every podcast's life where you have to make a change. That time has come for Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. The little podcast that could is sunsetting itself. We've been largely off the air for the past few years and despite our best efforts, we haven't been able to pull it together. So it is with sort of heavy hearts that we lay this podcast to rest.BUTJust because one podcast has to end doesn't mean another one can't take its place! Ashley and I are like a parasite. We can only truly thrive when we're doing what we do on the internet for the fine folks like you. If you're reading this, we want to let you know that we are BACK! For real this time. We're setting our expectations a little lower, and we're working with what we've got. What do we got, you ask? ONE HALF HOURThat's right. We're going to be putting out a BRAND NEW podcast called “Stephen and Smash's Half Hour of Power.” It's a smaller show than Horseshoes & Hand Grenades, at least for now, with the small objective of producing 30 minutes of content once a week. We're shooting for every Thursday but there may be days and weeks where we have to move the date or time to get the show in your ears.So hold on tight, add a new podcast to your podcast service of choice, and let's get this show on the road! There's no sense looking back when we have so much more ahead of us.https://www.halfhourofpower.comReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Factoid of the Week:In traditional Chinese culture, the dragon typically embodies the qualities of power, nobleness, leadership, honour, luck, and success. In fact, the dragon is often considered the most highly revered zodiac animal of all. Many years ago, it was even commonly thought that the Emperors of enormous dynasties were reincarnations of dragons.Flight risk: suspected spy pigeon released after eight months in detention in IndiaFlorida fisherman single handedly reels in 1,200-lb, 12-foot ‘monster’ great white sharkNJ animal shelter will name feral cat after an ex, then neuter itCanada drug dealer offers ‘free samples’ of cocaine stapled to business cardsRadio station baffled after 200-foot radio tower disappears without a traceWords of Wisdom:Happiness is like those palaces in fairy tales whose gates are guarded by dragons: we must fight in order to conquer it. -Alexandre DumasOur show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Factoid of the Week:The Atacama Desert is the driest place in the world. Located in Arica, Chile, its annual rainfall is only 0.03 inches. The landscape is so arid, that NASA's astrobiologists travel to the Atacama Desert hoping it will lead them to clues about life on other planets.Intact iPhone found after 16K-foot plunge from Alaska Airlines flightTennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toesWords of Wisdom:“Without music, life is a journey through a desert.” -Pat ConroyOur show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Factoid of the Week:Pythons possess special organs called heat pits that allow them to detect the infrared radiation emitted by warm-blooded animals. This unique adaptation helps them locate prey effectively, even in low-light conditions.Ultra-marathon runner banned for a year after using car in raceNorth Carolina orthodontist offers free gun with Invisalign treatmentPorn star’s pet python bites partner’s penis in horror scene: ‘Blood everywhere’Plane forced to return to JFK Airport after horse on board gets looseWords of Wisdom:If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.-Booker T. WashingtonOur show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3FReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Factoid of the Week:All Hallows’ Eve was the day where the Celts paid their respects to the dead. Samhain signified the end of one season’s cycle and the beginning of the next one. They believed that the veil was thin on that night so that the souls of people who perished that year were able to move on to the other world. Offerings, such as vegetables or fruits, were given in order to aid the dead in their passing.Man Accused of Masturbating in Target Claims It Was Dildo, Not His Actual PenisWords of Wisdom:“Halloween is a celebration of the inversion of reality and a necessary Gothic hat-tip to the darker aspects of life, death and ourselves.” ― Stewart StaffordOur show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3FReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's this? A show? In your podcast feed? But how!? That's correct everyone. Ashley and I figured out how to do a show for at least a night. We had the stars align and took advantage of the opportunity. We dusted off the microphones and sat down to chat for a little bit. We didn't have any news because, quite frankly, we were not prepared. But did you expect anything else? Just enjoy our charm and wit on this episode.See you next time!Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was a very special episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. We recorded it during our charity stream for Toys for Tots! We had an absolute blast with it, but you might be confused by some of the breaks, lots of audience call outs, and … we did a lot of squats. Either way, we hope you enjoy this audio edition of the show! If you have some extra cash sitting around, swing over to https://www.2dorks.net/toys to donate to Toys for Tots! We've already raised $2200 for the charity and couldn't be more grateful for all of your generosity. Thank you! Enjoy the show!Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Factoid of the Week:Horses drink at least 25 gallons of water a day (more in hotter climates).2 people removed from U.S. Open quarterfinals after one gave the other a haircut in the standsSquirrel knocks out power to 10,000 customers in VirginiaMan accused of selling human body parts on Facebook arrestedSan Francisco Parking Spot Goes on Sale for $90,000Cup Noodles unveils ‘pumpkin spice’ flavorWords of Wisdom:The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3FReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was just all fun stuff this week!Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75We didn't have any real stories or factoids this week. It was just a good time catching up with each other after a long hiatus. We love you guys! Hoping to get back to a normal release schedule soon!Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:Otters are part of the Mustelidae family, which is a family of carnivorous mammals that includes skunks, weasels, wolverines, and badgers. The sea otter is the largest member of the weasel family, yet the smallest marine mammal in North America.Australia man ties bedsheets together to escape 4th floor hotel quarantineStarbucks sued by Nevada trooper who alleges iced coffee contained methWhat Are Cambodia’s ‘Penis Plants' That Are On The Verge Of Extinction?FAA Inspector Took ‘Money and Hookers' To Ignore ViolationsWords of Wisdom:“Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you.”— Walt WhitmanReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a little while since we've been able to do a show. Things around the Orbiting HQ have been pretty rocky, to say the least. We managed to pull ourselves together for a short episode tonight, but we still had a great time! Hope you enjoy it.Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75Factoid of the Week:The origin of the word “sinister” reflects a historical bias against left-handed people. It comes from the Latin word for “left,” which was also seen to be unlucky or evil.Customers, Employees Spend Night Watching TV, Sleeping in Ikea After Snowstorm Traps ThemCelebrate the holidays at the ‘Home Alone’ house, now up for rent on AirbnbSperm is being used to create an eco-friendly alternative to plasticMore than a third of world’s population have never used internetWords of Wisdom:“If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.” -John IrvingReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey friends! We got together right before Thanksgiving to play a turkey themed dungeons and dragons one-shot. A town has been terrorized by a giant demon best every year around their Thanksgiving celebration. It's up to four heroes(?) to figure out what's causing the issue and end the terror once and for all!Hope ya'll enjoy.Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This one is a bit different but I recorded it so ya'll are getting it.Jacob swung by the microphone to wait for Ashley to show up, but she never did. So we just sat around and shot the breeze for a while. It's kind of like how we used to do the pre-shows when we could. Hope you enjoy it!Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowSpotify: https://spoti.fi/3F4cb75Factoid of the Week:Guinness World Records – originally the Guinness Book of Records – started out as an idea for a book of facts to solve arguments in pubs. The idea came about in the early 1950’s when Sir Hugh Beaver from the Guinness Brewery attended a shooting party in County Wexford.  There, he and his hosts argued about the fastest game bird in Europe, and failed to find an answer in any reference book.  That argument spawned the idea for a Guinness promotion based on the idea of settling pub arguments. UK Cops Searching for Wanted Man Find Him ‘Hiding' Under a Blanket‘Christmas dinner in a can’ promises answer to supermarket shortagesSurvey Says 73% of Men Would Rather “Die Younger” than Give Up MeatTN Amish man had marijuana ‘greenhouse’, more than a dozen gunsWords of Wisdom:Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other.Walter ElliotReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:Some people who get bitten by the Lone Star tick can develop a sudden allergy to red meat. Beef, lamb, and pork (which are technically classified as red meat) can make people with this allergy experience headaches, sneezing, a runny nose, and nausea. In severe cases, it can cause the person to be unable to breathe. For some sufferers, the allergy fades over time, but for others, it's permanent.New Zealand city parts ways with its wizardCouple surprised at airport with stowaway in luggage: their ChihuahuaPolice investigate local US news channel for accidentally airing 13 seconds of porn in weather report‘Testicle bath' birth control device earns Germany's Dyson PrizeWords of Wisdom:“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.”-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:Ninety-nine percent of what constitutes a toot has no smell at all. It’s made up of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane—all of which are odorless. It’s generally when sulfur makes its way into the mix, mainly via the foods you eat—think broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, and dairy products—that things start to stink.Clown shortage reported in Northern Ireland amid COVID-19 lockdownAMC to accept Dogecoin for digital gift card purchasesWoman suing GEICO after hooking up with guy in the backseat of his car gave her an STDMen Fart More on a Plant-Based DietWords of Wisdom:“What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.” -Ralph Waldo EmersonReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a quick update for ya'll. Give it a listen!Reach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:Jellyfish have no bones, so fossils are hard to come by. Nevertheless, scientists have evidence these creatures have been bobbing along in the world's oceans for at least 500 million years. In fact, it's likely the jellyfish lineage goes back even further, possibly 700 million years. That's roughly three times the age of the first dinosaurs.China limits children to 3 hours of online gaming a weekParents must pay $30,441 for getting rid of son’s porn cacheMan Throws His Penis Out of Car While Fleeing Police, Says He Cut It Off to Save WorldRaw Chicken Found Circling Luggage Carousel at Airport Baggage ClaimWords of Wisdom:“The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur.” -M. ShadowsReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:Why Are There 52 Cards In A Deck, With 4 Suits Of 13 Cards: the four colors represent the four seasons, while the 52 maps represent the 52 weeks of a year. The thirteen cards per suit represent the thirteen lunar cycles.A hot dog shaves 36 minutes off life, study saysMichigan Truck Hauling Bee Hives Crashes, Unleashing SwarmMan gets six kidney beans stuck down his penis after shoving them into his urethra in hope of ejaculating them outMan dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condomWords of Wisdom:Be NiceReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton!iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshowStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenadesFactoid of the Week:Capsaicin, the active component of chili peppers, is a chemical irritant for humans.  It produces a sensation of burning, but does not actually cause a chemical burn or any direct tissue damage when chili peppers are the source of exposure. The inflammation resulting from exposure to capsaicin is believed to be the result of the body's reaction to nerve excitement. Man attacks off-duty Chicago police officer, bites off friend’s nipple in road rage incidentPolice stop ‘exorcism’ in Home Depot lumber aisleSaskatchewan man charged after flying helicopter to Dairy Queen to buy ice cream cakeWords of Wisdom:Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.BuddhaReach out and talk to us in a bunch of different ways!BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thatstephenadams.comDiscord: https://www.2dorks.net/discord Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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