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Hot Dogs at the Turn

by Chris Woodard

In what is sure to be a mess of words, members of the Bitch Pudding fantasy football league provide weekly analysis and what ever the fuck else they want.

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Episodes

  1. C***s at the Dinner Table

    Glamorous intros, playoff push previews, and things you don't say at the dinner table. Also Brooks isn't here again. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  2. For Those Keeping Track at Home

    John and Chris hold down the fort while Brooks is on IR with a case of the common old. Topics of discussion include the longest yardage needed to convert a 1st down, Thuper Thoes, and irresponsible spending. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative...

  3. Spastic Colons

    Brooks was busy being a real estate mogul so Chris and John talk mostly about football but also about uncontrollable body functions. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  4. Podcasts from Future's Past

    The boys recorded a podcast about m&ms and soda and talked about things that have already happened by the time you're listening to this. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0...

  5. And He Did Come

    The boys are back to talk hard hitting topics like Diontae Johnson's value in Baltimore, North Korea, and Derek Carr being not good but also good. Sorry Brooks wouldn't shut the fuck up. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution...

  6. Cigarette Pizza in the Bathroom

    John and Brooks OD'd on boogers last week so Hot Take Chris is joined by two guests who actually give a flying fuck about providing fantasy analysis. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0...

  7. Booger Buffet

    The boys discuss the complex world of geopolitics, football, and booger dining. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  8. Nicotine Queen

    John tries to give himself gout, the boys discuss their overindulgences with nicotine, and Travis' poop. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  9. Gaping, Blue Pills, and Pay Phones

    A fat guy walks into a movie theater with a boner, Scott talks all night, and Brooks makes an emergency collect call. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  10. Uncle Daycare

    The two middle-aged idiots without children continue to show why they're hardly qualified to be uncles. Chris & John make it up to the audience for missing last week with 20 minutes of gator talk. What sound does a wolf make? "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed...

  11. WE AIN'T EVER GONNA STOP

    Brooks rambles, John's tummy grumbles, and Natalia operates heavy machinery. WE AIN'T EVER GONNA FUCKING STOP. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  12. John's Tits

    The boys recap week 1 matchups, injuries, and transactions. John stares at his own tits and Brooks ignores a winning bet live on air. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  13. Prove You're Not a Cop

    The boys recap the 2024-2025 golf trip and draft. We also determine who soon may be in the arms of the angels. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  14. There's Worse Sh*t on the Local News

    The gang finds a sponsor to televise this year's Toilet Bowl punishment. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  15. Playoff Picture feat. 2 Brazilians

    The boys review the playoff picture while chaos ensues in the background. John shares interesting facts about football and only football. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0...

  16. We Got That Sticky Itchy

    The boys weigh the implications of a disgusting conundrum and Piss Cup Travis narrowly avoids jail time. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  17. Turkey Legs at the Turn

    Three middle aged idiots filled to their tits with chips and hard seltzers podcast from Brooks' mom's basement. Chaos ensues. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  18. Like Fine Wine

    Chris and John talk about football while some old guy farts and eats chips into a microphone. Special guest appearance by Merle the prospector. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0...

  19. Arthur Smith and the Putter of Destiny

    Arthur Smith's origin story, a Citgo Bathroom, and a Dyer whose wife doesn't do noisy chores in the background during the recording. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  20. The Tribal Council

    Chris & Brooks are solely responsible for the gambles in Maine. They are also brothers. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  21. Stone Coast Pressure Washing

    Football things. Also, Johnny Country Club and Social Justice Chris get a lesson on a million dollar business model. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  22. Outtake Chris

    A candid look at the unedited dipshittery that happens weekly. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  23. King Jellybean

    Brooks has an unexcused absence, John is tired, and we get a piss cup full of jelly beans as consolation. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  24. Cream or Be Creamed On

    Hot Take Chris and The Commish are joined by a new guest and much cream was had by all. Also, Natalia does housework. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  25. Math Isn't Real

    A bunch of made up math and pretending to know about the gambles.

  26. Johnny Content Creator

    A breakdown of the league's contenders, pretenders, and just plain bad teams. Also John was drunk and got the hiccups. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  27. A Big Long Veiny Podcast

    Week 1 reactions, transactions, previews, and Brooks pees live on air. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  28. Don't Call it a Cumback

    We're back for season 2 and Brooks won't stfu about aliens again. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  29. Season 1 Outtakes

    All of the dumbest moments you never got to hear from Season 1 of HDATT "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  30. The People's Champ

    The champ joins the podcast and the boys expose themselves in memory of a monkey. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  31. Loser F*&%s an Ant Hill

    John and Brooks argue about irrelevance, Chris embraces the great nothingness. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  32. Free Pod

    Hot Take Chris is wrong, John farts audibly, and Brooks the Proposal Rat proposes a new name for the podcast. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  33. Dr. Travis and the Multiverse of Novel Ideas

    John has blue balls for Evan Engram, Chris anticipates getting his ass kicked, and Piss Cup Travis enjoys a nice Celsius on his ride from the home of Gabe Davis. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License...

  34. Agile Chris

    Chris and John break down potential rankings shakeups as Brooks eats loudly into the microphone and tries to convince his ESL wife that Thursday is, in fact, Wednesday. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License...

  35. DJ Chark Coochie Boards

    Brooks makes his triumphant return, only to out himself as a lightweight and a problem gambler. John's family licks doorknobs and Chris is belittled by Jesse's dad. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License...

  36. A Ninja, a Lawyer, a Businessman and a Dictator Walk into a 3rd Floor Bar

    John shares stories from the road as our beloved Karate Scott gets married and everyone else's eyes got assaulted. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  37. One Man's Poop is Another Man's Podcast

    John gets pooped on by a bird, Brendon poops spontaneously, and Brooks couldn't come because he was pooping. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  38. Brooks "Don't Call Me Pythagoras" Dyer

    John farts, Brooks uses math subjectively, and Chris' audio is terrible. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  39. Purple Crayon

    The band is back together and they're only playing songs about the most annoying things in football. Brooks exposes his purple crayon -- and himself as a maniac. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License...

  40. Maybe it's Meth, Maybe it's Maybelline

    Barry Badrinath makes a special appearance on the show following his return from playing ping pong in Ding Dang. The source of Chris' hatred for DeAndre Swift is finally revealed. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0...

  41. Big Brain Brooks

    Brooks struggles to explain basic concepts to his mentally challenged co-hosts. Work Truck Travis eats pizza in the background. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  42. Mostly John's Ass

    Brooks takes the reigns this week as Chris's immune system takes a shit. Also, John's Ass. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  43. Would you Rather?

    Chris, John, and Brooks play fuck, marry, kill with real life football players. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  44. Brooks Brandishes Bananas

    Leading up to week 4 Brooks, Chris, and John review last week's matchups, evaluate injuries, and Brooks perpetuates stereotypes. "Miami Nights - Extended Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

  45. Week 2, Waivers, and a Giant Hot Dog

    Brooks plays 'Who's in my Mouth?', the boys reflect on Week 2 matchups and waiver wire action, and John breathes heavily into a microphone.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

In what is sure to be a mess of words, members of the Bitch Pudding fantasy football league provide weekly analysis and what ever the fuck else they want.

HOSTED BY

Chris Woodard

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