Hot Messes Podcast

Your favorite hot messes are back this week with a strangely coincendentally themed episode. Taylor and Shawn learn all about Bad Tattoos, Purses that cross a thin line between fashion and pornography. Shawn tells us a story about how NOT to get married and we finish off in one of our favorite ways... giving the worst advice possible. lets get messy!!

We're back with a very special episode we're calling the #fixshawn Tay-Tay Show. We're giving Shawn a little break so he can weigh in on quite possibly the worst and yet somehow the most hilarious way to try to commit murder, while also not committing murder. Some police departments around the country won Valentines Day in the most epic fashion. And, it's the return of strange foods from around the world. Not really spicy, just some "snacks" that we're only gonna try once. All this and the crazy rants you've come to expect. Make sure to like and subscribe and send us your crazy stories at [email protected]

Wow messies, We had a problem with this recording session and lost our pro audio so this was recorded with an iphone. The good news is, it's TOO good to goto waste so we did what we could. It's throwbacks galore as Kim K makes her way back onto our podcast, We learn about the messiest marriage ever and even messier gender reveal party. Shawn and Taylor discuss who's the hottest mess in a new version of Am I The Hotmess. lastly we've updated our game of Guess The Mess and you're gonna want to find out who these mystery celebrity Hot Messes are.

If you're playing our "B-Hole" drinking game, we recommend you NOT take shots during this episode. It starts off friendly with a gift from Amanda's Trinkets who we talked about in Episode 4, and it just goes down hill from there. Thankfully, Taylor learns a lot of new words in the process. 

Happy New Year! Your favorite Hot Messes are back with a brand new epsiode in our new Bi-Weekly format. We're back to talking about Australia again and we're not sure what's going on down under. Taylor tells us about the worst possible way to celebrate National Syrup Day and we just can't stop giving out messy advice. Be advised, this epsiode contains sexually explicit material so, maybe don't listen around your kids.

It's our last show of the year and we've brought the mess! Taylor and Shawn both learn new names for facial wear. Hot Goss gets a little too close home thanks to a caller on local radio station #DC101 and lastly, have you ever had a freeze dried grape? How about a freeze dried jalapeno? Shawn almost loses it, but instead, becomes a beautiful high soprano. Happy Holidays Messies, we'll see you in the new year with more messy episodes filled with the wildest stories, games and challenges we can google!

Sorry we've been away, we've been nursing a wicked hangover after that last episode! But we're back with some new stories about life, about love, about pubic hair. Shawn has some life updates and discusses and new Guinness Book world record. We finish up this brand new epsiode answering some email from our Messies! Buckle up bitches, the Hot Messes Podcast is back for Season 2!!!

Buckle Up! It's our 21st episode which means we are celebrating the only way we know how.... getting messy drunk! We're making so many bad decisions and Murphy is just happy to be back on the podcast.   Note: Murphy was NOT given any alcohol during the filming of this podcast and no animals were harmed in the making of this episode. We think.

This week's episode is ALL NEW!! We've further developed and come up with some new categories we think you'll love to hate and hate to love! Our first new segment, "HotMess Hotline", gives the opportunity for our hosts to give the most unsolicited advice you could never ask for.But if you do, be sure to send us an email at [email protected] Shawn takes a look back at some unforgetable Grammy Red Carpet looks in "Haute Mess" Lastly, we introduce our latest evolving game of "Guess The Mess" where we try to figure out the mystery messy celebrity. This time, it's an old fashioned game of Heads Up! Buckle up bitches, it's about to get Messy!!!!

On this weeks episode, At Burger King, you can have it your way - But please, no genitals. Shawn has mixed emotions about the World Air Guitar Championship, but it leads to a Very interesting proposition...and it's the long over due Hotmess Hitlist of the Messiest Celebrity Break-ups. Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast! The Podcast where chaos meets comedy, and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Buckle Up Bitches! On this week's episode, Donkey Yoga is a Thing, Glitter is Everybody's Enemy and We Make Better Astronauts Than Katy Perry

On this weeks episode, we get excited about a pickle festival and Shawn learns about the PicklePriest and a limited time Ice Cream Flavor. We talk about the saddest dog on the internet and give some "advice" to one of our Messies in a BRAND NEW SEGMENT!!!!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to the Hotmesses Podcast. This extra messy episodes explores our week off in the woods for Shawn's 50th birthday. Taylor tells us all about a new reality show on Hulu that feels almost too pure. Shawn dives into another Am I the Hotmess with the second messiest group of friends (after Jake Fuckol of course) and we're bringing back the hitlist and we're talking fashion. Or lack there of. Join along in the b-hole drinking game b/c this one might get you just as messy as these bitches. Buckle Up!

Taylor and Shawn take us on another wild episode! Lets go back to another stupid sport from "The Ocho", Shawn tells us about a man who has TOOOO many arrests involving B-Holes (take a drink), Taylor dicusses some new friend group options and it's round 1 of our Pregnancy Foods Challenge and this one leaves our hosts a little cold.... Buckle up bitches!

Lucky number 13!! The Hotmesses Podcast is back with a brand new episode. Shawn has a special present for Taylor that may or may not end up in the community pool. Taylor discusses Baby Hippo Saftey Training in a checkup on HotmesSTDs, Shawn takes us on a wild journey on how a Grandma becomes a Bond villian. But wait, there's more... It's part 2 of the Gross Soda Challenge! Who will be victorious? All this and the snarky witty banter you've come to love and expect. All on this week's episode of Hot Messes Podcast! 

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast, The podcast where chaos meets comedy and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Get to know Taylor and Shawn as we talk about a variety of messy topics and attempt new food challenges. Buckle Up Bitches, it's about to get messy!

Welcome to Hot Messes Podcast! The Podcast where chaos meets comedy, and no topic is too hot to handle. We're here to spill the tea on all things messy. Buckle Up Bitches!