PODCAST · comedy
Hot Mornings on Hot 93.1
by Mark Houston
A Hot Mess every weekday morning with Stitch and Houston on Hot 93.1! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Spirit Halloween Survival Guide
Halloween’s closing in and the crew is getting ready, with tips on how to shop Spirit Halloween without getting stuck with the leftovers before Friday’s fourth annual Creepy Crawl. Dove is dropping a nineteen dollar fragrance that’s supposed to smell like their bar soap, and Stitch and Houston...
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The Night He Didn’t Answer
Mark and Stitch kick off spooky season with a week to go before Halloween and the fourth annual Creepy Crawl creeping closer. Stitch shares the most genuinely scared he’s been in years, a terrifying overnight scramble when his son’s diabetes monitor cut out hundreds of miles from home. The guys...
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Flying Cars Are Still Not Happening
Stitch flies solo this morning while Houston handles other business, and the show still delivers plenty to talk about. Jay-Z might be headlining his own Super Bowl halftime show in February, and Stitch has some thoughts about why that decision feels like a letdown from the guy who runs the whole...
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Nobody Wants a Green Fence
Houston’s convinced his Edward Scissorhands hot take is basically a federal crime, Stitch is side eyeing an HOA that wants to ban full size candy bars, and somewhere in between there’s a whole breakdown of why everyone’s streaming fatigue is at an all time high. Oh, and don’t worry, the mystery…
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Party’s Canceled
Mark Houston digs into a wild TikTok experiment that has people questioning whether Ritz crackers taste different these days, complete with a soggy bread control group. He also breaks down why Americans are hosting way fewer dinner parties than they used to, and the stats on shrinking friend…
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The Banana Latte Cry
Houston’s back after fighting off a head cold he refuses to admit got the best of him, and he’s already found his new weakness: a banana flavored latte that nearly brought him to tears. Stitch and Houston dig into the fourth annual Creepy Crawl and the mysterious “ghost” noises bleeding through…
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Ten Years of Hot Mornings
Stitch flies solo and celebrates a huge milestone, ten years at Homeslice. Along the way she breaks down the real numbers behind Spider-Man Brand New Day’s box office run, and digs into the pole dancing trend couples are trying out locally at Live It Up Studio in Uptown Rapid. Plus details on the...
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Cake Topper Era
Gen Z wants to rename the tramp stamp to a “cake topper,” and the internet has strong feelings about it. The crew also breaks down hobbies that look totally relaxing but turn into pure stress the second you try them, bonsai trees included. And there’s a real mystery brewing around a Rapid City...
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Keeping AM Alive
Congress finds something everybody can agree on this week, and it’s keeping AM radio in your car. The crew digs into why automakers want it gone and why lawmakers from both sides are fighting to save it. Over in Deadwood, the Wild West Songwriters competition is lining up a stacked bill of Black...
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Frosted Tips Return
Frosted tips are officially back in style, and Stitch has the receipts tracing the trend from Lance Bass to a bleach and buzz cut craze taking over TikTok. A new sleep study flips the script on dog owners, proving it’s actually the humans tossing and turning first and waking up their dogs instead...
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Doomsday Donut
The crew digs into Miley Cyrus making chart history for all the wrong reasons, dropping a brutal 156 spots on the Billboard 200 in her album’s second week. Then they argue over the most annoying things Americans do at restaurants overseas, from demanding instant service to splitting entrees…
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Degree in Going Viral
A wedding video goes viral after the groom blanks and calls his bride by her sister's name at the altar, and the internet has thoughts. New data says most Americans still don't think social media influencing counts as a real career, which kicks off a whole debate about trade jobs versus chasing...
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Sixty Four Dollars Too Many
Stitch's birthday countdown is on, Stitch Fest is this Saturday night downtown, and the crew breaks down a new study on the best time to eat breakfast if you want to actually live longer. There's also a Red Lobster incident out of Georgia involving a fake medical emergency and an unpaid bill…
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Birthday Week Begins
It's birthday week for Houston, Ella Langley is playing five hours away tomorrow night, and the crew is still buzzing about Stitch Fest coming up October tenth. Tom Whillock stops by to talk about the Friday meals that have fed people at the bandshell every single week since 2019, rain, snow, or...
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Doctor Doom On A Budget
Zachy Moon fills in for Houston this morning and the two dive into the fourth annual Creepy Crawl, trying to guess which pop culture costumes will show up this year, from K-pop demon hunters to Pitbull to a Doctor Doom suit you can grab at Spirit Halloween for cheap. Stitch floats an idea for a…
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The McMuffin Chase
The crew kicks off October trying to crack the mystery of who the secret celebrity guest was at Taylor Swift's wedding, with Graham Norton dropping hints and everybody guessing wrong. A Virginia motorcyclist gets pulled over going seventy two in a twenty five, all because he was racing to make it...
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The Tire Lady Commercial
Stitch and Houston dig into why Geico's Hump Day commercial still works thirteen years later, and it sends them down a rabbit hole to find the actual oldest commercial still airing, a twelve second ad from 1975 featuring an old lady chucking a tire through a window. Then Taylor Swift's VMA drama...
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Lard's Big Escape
A guy tries to win over country singer Ella Langley with a TikTok video and a shopping cart full of flowers after she shut him down hard, and it goes about how you'd expect. A hundred pound tortoise named Lard makes a break for freedom in a Colorado neighborhood before deputies scoop him up. And...
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Eight Things That Sound Amazing But Aren't
Stitch and Houston tackle a wave of copycat bomb threats hitting hospitals across the country, including one at Monument the day before, and dig into why people keep calling them in. Then the two run through eight things that sound amazing but get exhausting fast, sparking a real argument over...
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NSync vs Everybody
Mark's back from Canada with a suitcase full of weird snacks and even weirder stories. He and Amelie crack open BTS Oreos live on air and argue about brown sugar pancake flavor before Mark drops the real find: banana ketchup, a Filipino condiment he picked up north of the border. The boy band...
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Foodie Calls
Stitch and Houston dig into TikTok's divorce talk trend, where people are turning their breakups into content for total strangers to comment on. A new survey says thirty percent of daters are accepting dinner invites purely for the free meal, no romance required, and yes, that includes folks well...
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The Quadrant Debate
The crew marks Patriot Day with an honest look at growing up on opposite sides of 9/11, and notices a few old airport rules quietly sneaking back. From there, talk shifts to a charity chili feed and concert built to support a weekly community meal program. And once things start feeling a little…
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Buns Come Up Short
Ten hot dogs and only eight buns, phone chargers that lie about actually charging, and Capri Suns that spark real fear about what's floating in there... today's crew has some strong opinions about everyday stuff that shouldn't be this annoying. A baby who can name every NFL starting quarterback...
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Sunbathing With Danger
The crew is bracing for NFL season to kick off tomorrow, and the predictions are already flying about who's in trouble before the first snap. Down at Reptile Gardens, there's a giant saltwater crocodile named Maniac who spends his days sunbathing with his mouth wide open, and the backstory on him...
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The Final Boss Of Maxing Trends
Mark's flying solo and diving straight into the most chaotic corner of the internet and the news. A guy in Taiwan catches his wife cheating through his own robot vacuum's camera, and the legal fallout gets wilder with every turn. Then there's a fresh horror to worry about called pheromone maxing,...
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Trapped in August Thirty First Forever
Stitch, Houston, and Loren are stuck reliving August 31st like their own personal Groundhog Day, and honestly the confusion is the whole show. Somewhere between griping about the heat, they spiral into confessing their childhood prank call habits, including cold-calling window glass repair shops...
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The Dog Who Knew
The crew kicks off Sturgis week talking about a shirt you can supposedly wear every day for a month without it getting gross, which sounds like a miracle for anyone packing light for the rally. Then the mood shifts when a Wisconsin man named Ernie hands over the keys to his own truck so a…
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Summoned for Sturgis
The crew rolls into Hump Day dreaming about getting summoned for jury duty smack in the middle of Sturgis week, mostly so they can skip the rally chaos. Then the show veers into TikTok's protein maxing trend, where gym bros are chugging so much whey protein that baby formula prices are climbing...
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Sasquatch Crackdown
Stitch and Houston dig into some genuinely bad boomer advice pulled from a BuzzFeed roundup, covering everything from skipping the movies to save for a house to marrying someone you can merely tolerate. New Jersey police are dressing up as bushes and Sasquatches to catch distracted drivers, and…
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Rude Famous People
This week on Hot Mornings, the crew tackles a viral list of celebrities who turned out surprisingly rude in person, and the reactions get more heated with every name on it. There's also a much needed dose of good news, covering a Powerball winner rebuilding his old neighborhood and three women…
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Minivans Are Back
Coffee slushies are going viral, and Stitch is convinced we've officially entered the stupidest timeline. The whole crew gets into it over what counts as a real hack, complete with ziploc bags and a meat tenderizer. Minivans are cool again too, and the Chrysler Pacifica has everyone rethinking…
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Talents Nobody Believes
This one has the crew arguing over hidden talents nobody would believe, from sniper level accuracy to reading a song's tempo without even trying. There's a McDonald's hack breakdown that borders on secret menu theft, plus a good news segment that closes it out with a dog getting reunited with his...
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The Foot Fork Incident
This episode gets weird fast. A viral cruise ship video has everyone talking after a woman was caught using a dining fork on her foot fungus, and Carnival had to respond. There's also a real cash wager on the table over whether Spider-Man: Brand New Day can out-earn Odyssey at the box office this...
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Bacon and Vodka Run
A Monday morning full of heat complaints turns into one wild recap. Stitch and Houston talk about a Japanese company selling a nine thousand two hundred dollar refrigerator you can actually sit inside to cool down. Then there's the woman in California who tried to walk out of two different…
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Gator Wants To Stay
A seven and a half foot alligator parked itself in front of a family's door in Florida and had no plans of leaving. A sixteen year old in Illinois turned around for a car in a ditch and ended up saving a woman's life. And Elon Musk wants AI to make a historically accurate movie out of the…
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The Hot Dog Email
Song of the Summer voting is getting intense, a hero rescue team carries a hundred pound dog two miles down a mountain trail, and Houston fires off a ninety three page email about a hot dog that gets mistaken for an actual missing pet. These are the moments that had the Hot Mornings crew…
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Squeeze and Deliver
A new pregnancy doll hits shelves that lets kids pull out a squeezable amniotic sac and pop out a tiny baby, and the internet has a field day with it. Coca-Cola rolls out a rebrand that looks a whole lot like a certain cigarette logo, and people are noticing. Then a Morgan Wallen concert takes a...
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Naked and Arrested
This week on Hot Mornings, Jimothy the raccoon is taking over the internet with his short-spined, extra-round charm out of Seattle. An Arizona man swapped his clothes for a ride on top of a moving train through Colorado, landing him in some serious trouble. And a Kansas City man spent eight hours...
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One Word Go
Monday starts strong with a round of One Word Go, the game where you say one word and get on with your day. It goes sideways fast when "antithesis" shows up and the whole crew tries to figure out what it even means and how to spell it. From there we get charcuterie boards, toenails, and proverbs...
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Meet Miss Sally
This episode of Hot Mornings covers a lot of ground. The crew digs into a New York school rolling out a robot teacher named Sally, complete with silicone skin and glowing eyes that scream "she's about to end us all," and the argument over whether she belongs near actual kids gets heated fast.…
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Don't Squish That Ant
Ever squished an ant and figured you handled the problem? Turns out that tiny move fires off a chemical distress signal that calls in the whole colony, so this episode has the smarter way to send them packing. We also get into the traits guys online swear make someone instantly attractive, from a...
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Killer Trousers
The crew's got a full-blown song of the summer showdown brewing, and they cannot agree on a single pick. Zara Larsson, Bruno Mars, and one very heated Taylor Swift argument all get thrown into the ring, with a listener vote coming to settle it. Then there's the tale of Zara's viral wide leg pants...
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Gaslight Nation
The crew digs into four ways to keep AI from melting your brain, including a clever trick where you have it challenge your thinking and let it knock out the boring spreadsheet work for you. They also unpack America's most searched word definitions, with gaslighting topping the list and love…
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The Bar Fairies
Germs are everywhere, and the crew breaks down the three things you should always wash your hands after touching, from grocery cart handles to the touchscreens at the gas station. Then it's good news time, starting with a Montana nonprofit called the Bar Fairies that leaves coffee gift cards on...
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Girl Scout Donuts
Krispy Kreme teamed up with the Girl Scouts to make cookie donuts, and Stitch and Houston completely lost their minds over the Thin Mint and Lemon-Ups versions. Then there's Snake the Bigfoot hunter, a guy who swears he found Sasquatch remains, got them DNA tested, and named the creature Daks.…
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Sauna Money
Hump day on Hot Mornings brings a democracy that's rigged from the start. A homemade remix cooked up in the lab overnight goes up for a listener vote, original versus the new version. Then a reminder lands that whoever runs the station gets a vote that counts more than everyone else's. The crew...
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Psycho Peacock
Taylor and Travis tied the knot, and this recap can't stop chewing on it. Adam Sandler officiated, Paul McCartney sang, and the vows got read off hundred-thousand-dollar gold books. There's also a rapid-fire round of real firework names, where Control Alt Kaboom and Psycho Peacock somehow made…
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Rally Countdown Begins
The gang's still nursing that America's 250th birthday hangover, and they're not sure what to do with their hands now that the fireworks have faded. Meanwhile, Leslie's gone completely dark since she skipped town on the 2nd, so a rescue mission is officially in the works if she doesn't text back…
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Sparkler Scars
Houston and Stitch ring in America's 250th birthday with a full tank of patriotic energy and zero filter. They draft their own fix-it list for the country and things get spicy fast, from term limits to healthcare. Then Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce pick the biggest weekend of the year to tie the...
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Houston's Final Request
Stitch and Houston count down to tonight's 500 drone light show over Rapid City, complete with guesses about what shapes might show up 600 feet in the sky. Then they break down the wedding takeover happening at Madison Square Garden for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, castle staircases and all.…
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A Hot Mess every weekday morning with Stitch and Houston on Hot 93.1! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hot Mornings on Hot 93.1 is created and hosted by Mark Houston.
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