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Hot & Pottered Podcast
by Hot & Pottered Podcast
An explicit Harry Potter fanfiction podcast where friends J-Kon & Kaitlynn read, rate, & rave about SMUT that'll get you all...Dare we say...Hot & Pottered? 😉 New episodes every other HUMP day (Wednesdays) at 6am EST!
Episodes
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EP42: Broomstick Riding Techniques
EP42: Broomstick Riding Techniques Welcome back to the Hot and Pottered Podcast, where the jokes are Dad quality at best, the points don't matter, we don't know what the f*ck we're doing, and apparently keep up with our posting schedule! Due to LIFE, last week's episode is appearing NOW! sorry....
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EP41: Just Polidickin' Around
*WARNING* This episode contains CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS! EP41: Just Polidickin' Around We're late, we're late, for a very long bit of polidicking around! So ....yeah *finger guns* quickie by hvdrabbles (humanveil) https://archiveofourown.org/works/12399153 & Settling by McGonagallsBola...
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Technical Difficulties
Due to technical difficulties, Episode 41 will be delayed. Episode 41 will be available no later than Friday, September 24th. Thank you for your understanding! ❤❤❤ *If you enjoy our podcast, please review us on Facebook and Apple Podcasts at Hot & Pottered Podcast!!! Tell your friends and…
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EP40: Werewolfbait Hoo-ha ha
EP40: Werewolfbait Hoo-ha ha Need we say more? Probably, but all Kaitlynn and J-kon have to say on episode 40 on the Hot and Pottered Podcast is: this one's for you Amber ;-) *WARNING* this episode contains LOUD moans! Hoo-ha by severity_softly https://archiveofourown.org/works/5708920 &…
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EP39: Orgasms Make the Naishin Grow
EP39: Orgasms Make the Naishin Grow One this week's episode of the Hot & Pottered Podcast, J-Kon reads his first-ever self-sourced smut!!! Let's see if it's any good!! See what that beginner's donglette of steal can do! *looks at Snape* Snape winks at me 🤭 ://archiveofourown.org/works/191141 by...
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EP38: Save a Broom, Ride a Potions Master's Face
EP38: Save a Broom, Ride a Potions Master's Face OH BOY! *rubs hands together* Am I gonna get my revenge on J-Kon or what?! *Kaitlynn Laughs maniacally as Snape smirks over his cup of black tea* https://archiveofourown.org/series/2271749 by McSwell on AO3.org How would you guys rate this fic? *If...
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EP37: Grab Some Napkins or a Hat
~Like my potion in the BACK, that's some wet ass HAT~ Sincerely, J-Kon & Kaitlynn (This totally isn't a trap) You Are Mine. by Little_Scorpion - https://archiveofourown.org/works/12401292 & Hats Off by BeauregardAvenue - https://archiveofourown.org/works/23087284 How would you guys rate this fic?...
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EP36: We're Back Snitches
We're officially back from our -insert professional-sounding word meaning 'break'- and we will be moving to uploading episodes EVERY OTHER WEDNESDAY. Sorry, we keep forgetting to mention that 😬 ANYWAY....We're back Snitches and it's Snape's turn to read on the podcast per the deal we made with…
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EP35: Bamboozled By Morgan!
EP35: Bamboozled By Morgan! We're finally posting again! Look ma! I finally edited this episode! *Thank you and apologies!* It's Morgan's episode!!! Thank you so much to our OnlyFan Morgan for sending this beautiful hatef∩ck smut & for bamboozling J-Kon (love when his schemes back fire on him…
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EP34: Knobwarts A Dickstory
EP34: Knobwarts A Dickstory Join your hosts J-Kon and Kaitlynn as they read, rate, and rave about this week's smutty fanfiction. Follow along with us as we figure out what exactly Hermione does at 7:30pm every night when she's ALONE in the library 😉 Bookworm by Inell on AO3 -...
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EP33: Hufflepiss
EP33: Hufflepiss Join friends J-Kon & Kaitlynn as they find out why Hermione & Neville are sneaking around after midnight, dodging Filch and Mrs. Norris. And then Snape learns a valuable lesson as to why one should not punish Hufflepuffs! 😉 Watering the Plants by AFI1221 -...
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EP32: Lockhart is Blessedly Silent
EP32: Lockhart is Blessedly Silent Rita Skeeter is determined to get her scoop, but first, she has to give it to Lockhart 😉 Beautiful Disaster by zikandra - https://archiveofourown.org/works/27466540 How would you guys rate this fic? *If you enjoy our podcast, please review us on Facebook and...
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EP31: aka Commando
EP31: aka Commando Welcome back, weary traveler, to a new episode of this thing we like to call the Hot & Pottered Podcast! In this episode, fanfic jester J-Kon and smut Empress, Kaitlynn set out on another epic quest to find the elusive femslash orgy. It has eluded us for episodes now, but we…
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EP30; Big Dick Energy
EP30; Big Dick Energy Back for more smut are ye, weary traveler? Well, this is the right place: Hot & Pottered Podcast, sure is! In this episode, fanfic paige boy J-Kon and smut Baroness of House Hufflepuff, Kaitlynn set out on another epic journey to find the elusive: femslash orgy. It has…
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EP29: The Purple Pegger
Ah~ I see thou hast returned to us here upon the Hot & Pottered podcast! In this episode, fanfic eunuch J-Kon and smut Duchess of House Hufflepuff, Kaitlynn finish the epic "Purple" by the scribe skelpielimmer! Nymphadora (and Kaitlynn) finally get their wish: to get her hands (and especially...
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EP28: Prostrate; Press Here For; Orgasm
Well; hello again traveler! Due to totally foreseeable circumstances, we took last week off but Hot & Pottered podcast is back baby! Join fanfic Paige boy J-Kon and smut knight of House Hufflepuff, Kaitlynn in some of that SMUT! In this episode, the goofy duo (mostly Kaitlynn and Tonks) can't…
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EP27: Hickory Diggory Dick
EP27: Hickory Diggory Dick "Hickory Diggory Dick, Cedric's hardened his prick, The cock struck one Scottish apple pie up his bum, Hickory Diggory Dick" *ANYWAY* On this week's episode, your hosts J-Kon and Kaitlynn venture into the Quidditch Locker Room for some gratuitous Quidditch teem captain...
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EP26: Fantastical F#!ks & Where to Find Them
EP26: Fantastical F#!ks & Where to Find Them Ah yes, hello again weary traveler. I see you are back for another tale from Allyrion's great epic: A Magical Foursome. In this, we find the answer to the question everyone has asked themselves, time and time again: what are those fantastical f#!ks and...
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EP25: Load of Jism
EP25: Load of Jism Hooooo, WOW, where shall I begin? With the purposeful load or the rush of jism? The mound of blonde pubes or the ethereal, consistent, young body, and Luna Lovegood's pink snatch. How can you hear more of this...poetry, you ask? Well, you're in luck weary traveler. On this...
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EP24: Far Too Much Erotic Stimuli (feat. Prudes the poltergeist)
EP24: Far Too Much Erotic Stimuli (feat. Prudes the poltergeist) Well, hello there weary traveler. I see you hath stumbled upon the Hot and Pottered Podcast where the jokes are dad quality at best, the points don't matter, and we don't know what the fuck we're doing! This week, fanfic noob J-Kon...
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EP23: We About to Go H.A.M. (Primal 2/2)
EP23: We About to Go H.A.M. (Primal 2/2) Well, hello there weary traveler. I see you hath stumbled upon the Hot and Pottered Podcast where the jokes are dad quality at best, the points don't matter, and we don't know what the fuck we're doing! This week, fanfic rookie J-Kon and smut sommelier...
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EP22: Once You Go Half-Giant (Primal part 1/2)
EP22: Once You Go Half-Giant (Primal 1/2) Welcome back to the Hot and Pottered Podcast where the jokes are dad quality at best, the points don't matter, and we don't know what the f*ck we're doing! Oh boy, are ya'll in for the adventure of a lifetime on Episode 22, Once You Go Half-Giant. This...
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EP21: Take 2 Dicks Boogaloo
EP 21: Take 2 Dicks Boogaloo Welcome back to the Hot and Pottered Podcast where the jokes are dad quality at best, the points don't matter, and we don't know what the f*ck we're doing. In Episode 21: Take 2 Dicks Boogaloo, all of the aforementioned chaos applies.....heavily. Hence the 'Take 2'....
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EP20: To The Moon! (feat. Amanda)
EP20: To The Moon! Oh baby, are we taking you guys on a trip "to the moon" on this episode of the Hot and Pottered Podcast! Join heterosexual correspondent J-kon and smut guide Kaitlynn as they introduce their first guest Amanda -J-Kon's girlfriend- to the world of Harry Potter fanfiction smut…
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EP19: Jerk & Circle Jerk
EP19: Jerk & Circle Jerk Welcome to Hot & Pottered Podcast's horniest episode yet! Join horny boy J-Kon and fangirl Kaitlynn as they read that dirty, dirty SMUT! In this week's episode, we join Pansmione (Pansy x Hermione) "Under the Table", -thanks to the suggestion of our Only Fan, Morgan- and...
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EP18: 55.5 Shades of Hermione
EP18: 55.5 Shades of Hermione This week's episode of the Hot and Pottered Podcast is all about Harry and Hermione because by Merlin, Harmione smut was promised and Harmione smut we shall have!!! In other words, hold onto your witches caps for this week's chaos as Hermione completes her research...
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EP17: Wizard Love Shack
EP17: Wizard Love Shack Wizard love shack, baby love shack, woo! In this week's episode of the Hot and Pottered podcast, smut guide Kaitlynn wisks noob J-Kon off on a little trip to the Wizard Love Shack, baby love shack, woo!! Wizard love shack is a little ol' place where Ron, Harry, & Hermione...
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EP16: It's Magically Delicious
EP16: It's Magically Delicious! In episode sexteen, your hosts heterosexual correspondent J-Kon and seasoned smutelier Kaitlynn dive into two different fanfics that have one thing in common: femslash and smut. Okay, two things. Well, and rare pairs, I guess.... FINE, THREE THINGS! Check out our…
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EP15: Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
EP15: Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Join smexpert Kaitlynn and heterosexual correspondent J-Kon as they read you that Harry Potter fanfiction SMUT! Yeeehaaaw! I reckon we gonna save some horses in this here fanfiction 😉 This episode is Snamione (Snape x Hermione) in celebration of Snape's birthday...
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EP14: "HPP Points" -START HERE-
EP14: HPP Points HAPPY NEW QUEER, NEW YEAR NEW BOO, & HAPPY SMUT YEAR TO YOU ALL! Welcome Back to this thing we like to call a podcast, The Hot & Pottered Podcast! In this week's episode, fanfic noob J-kon and seasoned smutlord Kaitlynn start off 2021 with some of that steamy SMUT. Grab a sock…
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S1 EP13: Back To School Finale
EP13: Back To School Finale Welcome BACK to the Hot and Pottered Podcast. In this episode, we end 2020 with our own kind of bang 😉 Join fanfic noob J-Kon and seasoned fanfic fiend Kaitlynn read you that FIC ....and then there's some smut in there eventually. More smut to come in the new year!...
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XXXmas Special: Merry Smutmas!
HOES, HOES, HOES, MEEERRRY SMUTMAS! 🎅 Hot & Pottered podcast, back with another holiday special! Join smut noob J-Kon and seasoned smut elf Kaitlynn as they read two different Christmas themed fics! This may be our smuttiest episode yet! Guaranteed longer than it should be 😉 *Please review us…
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S1 EP12: AVADA KEDAVRA!
EP12: AVADA KEDAVRA! OH SHIT! OOHHHH SHIIIT! AW SHIT! SHIT! Get ready for this wild ride of an episode as fanfic noob J-Kon reads that smut to seasoned smutelete (smut athlete, duh) Kaitlynn and hopefully they get to some smut this time.... *Please review us on Facebook and Apple Podcasts at Hot…
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S1 EP11: I Got Nothin...
EP11: I Got Nothin... ... ... What?! Don't look at me like that! I got nothin'! ... ... *Please review us on Facebook and Apple Podcasts at Hot & Pottered Podcast!!! *If you enjoy our podcast, please tell your friends and enemies! We really appreciate it!* *Please review us on Facebook and Apple...
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S1 EP10: DRUUUGS!!!?
EP10: DRUUUGS!!!? Chapter 8 of Back to School by fruityrowing. STILL. Harry's gotta be on drugs cause this episode was a TRIP. *If you enjoy our podcast, please tell your friends and enemies! We really appreciate it!* *Please review us on Facebook and Apple Podcasts at Hot & Pottered Podcast!!!...
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S1 EP9: I Can't Feel My Face
EP9: I Can't Feel My Face Welcome back to the "We Read the Next Chapter" Podcast! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hot and Pottered Podcast! Join hosts J-Kon and Kaitlynn as they attempt to make it through the first 1/3 of Chapter 8 of "Back to School" by fruityrowing in this episode of smutty chaos. ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ...
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S1 EP8: Constant Jizzilance
EP8: Constant Jizzilance "CONSTANT JIZZILANCE" screamed Mad Eye Moody as he ran towards a flustered Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Harry, who couldn't seem to hide his boner fast enough, was tackled to the ground. Harry Pecker and the Goblet of &$*@! (None of the above nonsense has anything…
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S1 EP7: Expecto Penetratum
EP7: Expecto Penetratum Join fanfic noob J-Kon and raunchy g-string aficionado Kaitlynn for another chapter (Chapter 6 of "Back to School" by fruityrowing) of that oh so horny "Harmione" fanfiction SMUT! *If you enjoy our podcast, please tell your friends and enemies! We really appreciate it!*...
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S1 EP6: Harry Nails It Again!
EP6: Harry Nails It Again! In this episode, Harry and Hermione go out (more of a hang sesh, no biggie) for Valentine's day (but just as friends, really..."P-L-A-T-O-N-I-C".). They venture on to Hogsmeade on what may be Harry's wettest Valentine's Day yet (and Hermione's too probably now that I...
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S1 EP5: Hermione's Revenge
Episode 5: Hermione's Revenge as we read Chapter 4 of "Back to School" by fruityrowing! Hermione gets her revenge and we all think it's freaking brilliant! *If you enjoy our podcast, please tell your friends and enemies! We really appreciate it!* *You can find and review us on Facebook now at Hot…
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Halloweiner Special: Dolphins Ruin Everything!
Shit's about to get spooooooky in the Hot and Pottered Podcast Halloweiner Special: Dolphins Ruin Everything! Kaitlynn found possibly the scariest smut fic in the wizarding world and J-Kon's going to listen to the whole thing! Mwahahaha! HAPPY HALLOWEINER EVERYONE!!! Today's fanfiction: "How The...
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S1 EP4: Balls Are Back, Baby!
Episode 4: "Balls Are Back, Baby!" Join J-Kon and Kaitlynn in a celebratory high-5 for Harry, because he's getting his BALLS BAAACK BAAABBBYYY as we read Chapter 3 of "Back to Scool" by fruityrowing! WARNING: FANTASTIC BEASTS SPOILERS 13:50-16:00! *If you enjoy our podcast, please tell your…
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S1 EP3: "Detach-A-Testes"
Episode 3: "Detach-A-Testes". Hold on to those testes and join fanfic noob J-Kon and seasoned smut guide Kaitlynn on episode 3 of their smutty Harmione (Harry x Hermione) fanfiction adventures! J-kon is salty about the last read and exacts his revenge! If you enjoy our podcast, please leave us a...
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S1 EP2: Nocturnal Emissions
Episode 2: "Nocturnal Emissions". Hop on the smut train with fanfic noob J-Kon and seasoned smut guide Kaitlynn as they continue their smutty Harry Potter fanfiction adventures with more Harmione (Harry x Hermione). J-kon reads for the very first time and boy will he never forget it! If you enjoy...
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S1 EP1: Raunchy G-strings
Episode 1: "Raunchy G-strings". Get to know fanfic noob J-Kon and seasoned smut guide Kaitlynn as they begin their smutty Harry Potter fanfiction adventures with a little Harmione (Harry x Hermione). If you enjoy our podcast, please leave us a review! We really appreciate it! Email us your...
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Hot and Pottered Podcast is Coming!
Have you been looking for a podcast that focuses on talking about Harry Potter and reading that fanfiction smut? Well, look no further and hide your boners because we're about to get all hot and bothered! Join J-kon and Kaitlynn every hump day (a.k.a Wednesdays) at 9am EST for that hot, hot smut!...
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An explicit Harry Potter fanfiction podcast where friends J-Kon & Kaitlynn read, rate, & rave about SMUT that'll get you all...Dare we say...Hot & Pottered? 😉 New episodes every other HUMP day (Wednesdays) at 6am EST!
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Hot & Pottered Podcast currently has 46 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Hot & Pottered Podcast about?
An explicit Harry Potter fanfiction podcast where friends J-Kon & Kaitlynn read, rate, & rave about SMUT that'll get you all...Dare we say...Hot & Pottered? 😉 New episodes every other HUMP day (Wednesdays) at 6am EST!
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