Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

In our final episode of Hot Property, we reminisce about the good times, and talk about Taco Bell, of course. Thank you SO MUCH for the support over the years for this stupid, stupid show. It’s only going to get better from here! Join us at I Like to Movie Movie (@moviemoviecast on all the things!) and we’ll SEE YA AT THE MOVIES!We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop#podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Dan leads us in a breathing exercise. SO FUCKING RELAX. When you’re writing an email, make sure the name is correct. Like, come on. It’s 2025. And we’re living in the city of Champions. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop#podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

We do the intro the RIGHT way around here. ONLY THEN can we complain about everything in our lives. We’re genuinely happy people overall, we just come here to vent. What’s the easiest way to follow through with a death sentence? And more importantly, what’re you eating? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Stephen falls for a Phishing scam, but only because he was in a good mood. Dan gets locked out of his bathroom. This podcast is brought to you by Smilex. Do you want to smell like High Life? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

TWENTY TWENTY THRIVE HAS ARRIVED. And we are talking new stuff, new snacks, new podcasts, NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS! Would you want to go to the Pop Tart Bowl and eat a mascot with us? Ninja Creami is already the Product of 2025 and it’s not even close. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

A Belly Full of Boxed Wine and Head Full of LSD! The audio on this one is totally jacked. My bad. If you can get through it, I’ll Venmo you $2. We talk about the holidays! And Stephen recants the whole plot of Jingle All the Way. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

WE GOT HIM. Celebrity look alike contests have gone too far. Someone stole Guy’s Tequila. What’s the first phone number you remember? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

The prodigal sons return. To Chilis. Get ready for the best f*cking casual dining bracket you’ve ever seen. We talk about the election. No, not THAT one. The REAL ONE! We have an update on the Ground Round Murders. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

We are back! Dan teases some film fest stuff (that you can hear on I Like to Movie Movie) and Stephen tries to list all 50 states from memory, then recaps his Amsterdam trip, and you won’t believe what happens!  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Sorry for all the visual gags. We are watching what (SPOILER) turns out to be the Phillie’s final game of 2024. What a disappointment. We also don’t want to have kids, and we tell you exactly why. Also food news. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Stephen gives a sports update. WE BUILT CHIP CITY. We decide what seafood is overrated and which is not. We introduce a new segment, called “ALways Be Dancing!” How do you carry things around?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Humidity! Dan tells all about his SPICY VEGAS TRIP. Other stuff happens. Honestly, I've spent too much time trying to upload this episode and I'm over it. JUST LISTEN AND THE EPISODE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

We divulge all the secrets of having a successful podcast. We also turn this into a small Movie Movie episode, taking about the terrible and awesome TWISTERS. What does your cat’s b-hole look like? Who is the real GI Joe? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Dan recounts his Pickle Journey. Have ya heard about the Weinermobile?! Get ready for the most extreme mental exercise where I’m assuming we’re all just thinking about Jumanji. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

It’s back, and it’s early. No one can stop Pumpkin Spice now. Can we trust the Marvel Machine anymore? Spoilers for the Boys Season 4!  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

This is basically a brand new podcast post Munch Madness, so we try to remember who won. We also reminisce about From Justin to Kelly, the best film starring two winners of American Idol. Has Weird Al been pulling the strings all along?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

After wading through a bunch of bullshit, we finally decide what the best snack is. Were you right? Probably not! We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Our first ever LIVE episode! Dan and Stephen take a break from Munch Madness to go to the ballgame! Hear them talk about storied Philadelphia Stadiums and Sports Teams, sobriety, terrible jersey choices, and don’t forget to stay to the end to see who Dan crowns as D.M.V.P. (Dan’s Most Valuable Player). We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Dan shares food news that will shake you to your tentacles. The good Doctor rips into us for our previous snack trespasses. We continue our search for the top snack. Which will surpass the rest as the best snack of all time?! We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

We narrow down our competitive bracket even further IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT.  We pour one out for Red Lobster, and we talk about the QUEEN of Philadelphia.  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

We continue our search to find the absolute best snack ever. VOTE @hotpropertypod on Twitter and Instagram! Are water buffalos best viewed at the bar? We celebrate a celebrity death. Stephen recounts his trip to NYC like some kind of douche bag. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

It’s the beginning of something very special! Check out @hotpropertypod on Instagram and X/Twitter to participate in the bracket faceoffs! Hi Dan!

Ed O’Neil is low key the King of Television. We learned the origins of Dwyane Johnson’s favorite word. We figure out the nuances of Usher’s dancing. Who knows the most about Dinosaurs? UHOHHHHH IT’SSSSSS OPPENHEIMAHHHHHHH. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Apologies for the audio on this one, but it's an important episode. The Chili's we met at has closed and we are in mourning. So we bring in our friend Sean Woods (whom we also met at Chili's) to talk about our lives then, now and otherwise. RIP Chili's on City Line Avenue.

We have just experience the greatest week in food news. Dan has work issues, but after we work through therapy, we are RINGING THE BELL BIG TIME BAYBEEEE. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

DON’T GET US STARTED. We took a break. Deal with it. Happy GSC Season, BAYBEEEEE. Stephen obviously knows nothing about Terminator. Have you ever been to a strip club under a Chili’s? How do prophecies work?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

It’s the last week of football so Stephen teaches Dan how to gamble. We’re also talkin’ resolutions for the new year! Here comes Yen once again. Strawberry shortcake pops. Remember those?!  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Our knees are weak, and our arms are heavy because ROB WHITE is back! Our first and sometimes only listener joins us in person(ish). Dan has the best cheeseteak on the planet. Who would win, Michael Caine as Scrooge or John Wick? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

It’s just one of those days. Dan has work woes. Stephen has a Christmas nightmare. Please start saving names and receipts. Come with us to Flavortown FestiFULL! Are you the 7 time laundry champion? What’s your Tooth Tune? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

We’re tired. Of Superheroes. Of Sheldon. Dan discovers his love of Seinfeld. The Boyz have indeed become Men.  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Dan came here to do two things: Save Thanksgiving, and fend off drunk idiots…and he’s alllllll out of idiots. Also Stephen has some anger issues he’s working through so please bear with him. Does Subway have the worst sandwiches? Yes. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

To be completely honest, I forgot what we talk about in this episode. And I've already edited it. But it starts with Stephen about to meet the cast of Always Sunny, and ends with the Hot Property theme song. We also talk about sports. Craig Kimbrel sucks. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

We’re back! Talking about the McRib, child doctors, airport adventures, robbing a Safeway, Captain Crunch as a stripper, Polish Roulette, and picking your own produce. What is a good song to scooter to? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Dan reviews Back to the Future: The Musical! Stephen rants about cornbread. What would the Ninja Turtles’ fatalities be? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

We reveal if we won the calendar contest. Dan stands for taxidermy, but won’t fall for skydiving. Stephen tried to guess who’s making a Cameo in this episode. Is it too early for pumpkin? Maybe! Do what you want! We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

Frank Siragusa is a national hero standing up for the common person and their crunchwraps. Dan shares his pre-pod ceremonies. Spoiler: It’s pooping. Stephen would like to publicly apologize to voice actor Peter Dinklage. Why can’t Transformers kill?  We’re trying to get BB into a very elite and prestigious calendar for Home at Last Rescue. VOTE FOR BB! tinyurl.com/HPBBContest  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

BIOLOGICAL ENTITIES! We break down the recent Congressional hearings and share some encounters of our own. Skittles unveils a new flavor. We also spend the last half of the podcast dealing with Dan’s shitty internet. Who is Subway Fogel?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast

We’re in a silly mood today and it’s REALLY GREAT. We’ve got video games! We’ve got Shakespeare dinosaurs! We’ve got Enchiritos with Paris Hilton! We’ve got Family Feud! Survey Says….LISTEN!  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast

Philadelphia is in the middle of a tragedy. Dan gets bloodwork done. Stephen reveals his caramel delights. What makes a grilled cheese? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast

The boys play a new game. Stephen comes clean about the past. Dan talks about The Family Stallone for way too long. Support the Writers’ Strike!   We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast

Dan attends Jury Duty…is it like the show? It’s better than Stephen’s Wegman’s story. The boys create their own cookie shop, but don’t eat them on the way home!  Who is @teddygram?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast

Chris Pratt is voicing both of us for this episode. Dan tries to use Jury Duty to get out of work. Stephen reviews a new Star Wars video game. You’ll never guess who now has chili…with beans! Why can’t we force push our way through everything? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast

The whole first half of this episode is about Dr. Scientist’s Dance with the KFC Double Down. Dan has tips for remote workers. Would you bring your own ranch on a date?   We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

Monster Vegan in Philadelphia is our new favorite restaurant. Stephen is frustrated about some technical difficulties. Dan recounts his travels to Cajun Country for a film festival. How can you fart at work? What meat wouldn’t you eat? We have mercy! Check out tinyurl.com/hotpropshop 

ChatGPT says: In this episode of "Hot Property with Dan and Stephen", the hosts used ChatGPT to generate prompts for their comedic discussion. They explored a wide range of topics, including online dating, bad roommates, pranks, favorite comedians and TV shows, strange news stories, and embarrassing childhood memories. Throughout the episode, Dan and Stephen kept the laughs coming with their witty banter and hilarious anecdotes, all inspired by the prompts provided by ChatGPT. Whether discussing the trials and tribulations of modern dating or sharing funny stories from their own lives, the hosts kept listeners entertained and engaged from start to finish.

Not to be confused with our other podcast, I Like to Movie Movie, we talk about going to the movies. Dan tries to watch Ant-Man, but hates AMC, man. Pitch Perfect > Super Bowl. Did you know Bri Larson was a pop star? We have a new shirt that will let everyone know you're Fucked Up on Cinnadust, so buy it! We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

Buffalo Ganache. Now you’re just a Bugle that I used to know. Has Oreo out-pizza’d the Hut? This episode is mostly about food. Oh we also play F-Marry-Kill. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

We're back and in person! And we figured out slide whistles! Sorry for the echo on Dan's mic. Actually I'm not. So enjoy Stephen watching his Seahawks lose and Dan get drunk after one beer. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

We talk a lot about bidets. Stephen is hungry. Dan tells you how bad Aladdin really is. Why don’t whistles work on microphones? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop

We play Would You Rather for most of this episode. It’s a blast. Also Dan finds new love with a raccoon who sells cheese. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop