Episodes
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Dangerous 3 Year Old Ballers? - HBTY 437
Unc has his Du-Rag on the wrong way and the pod goes off the rails quickly. Chat offering 500 bucks for nudes , Pastors having 2 wives and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show...
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What the blood clot!? - HBTY 436
In this episode of Hoteps Been Told You, the hosts focus on several major topics in sports, music, and culture. They discuss Jalen Hurts' blood clot diagnosis and the questions surrounding how the NFL handled the situation, while also examining the media attention it has received. The…
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Hood Warfare 2 is Racist? - HBTY 435
This week the Hotep's discuss the viral game Hood Warfare 2 , Elon's new flying car, Shane Gillis scaring the hoes and more... If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus...
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FBA vs The Diaspora: Cam Newton's DaVinchi Interview - HBTY 434
This week the hoteps discuss the current diaspora conflict in black america, Kai Cenat and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes,...
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Candace gets more girls than Kai - HBTY 433
Candace gets more girls than Kai - HBTY 433 This week the Hoteps discuss the accusations against Kai Cenat and Candace Owens love life If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the...
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HotepCon Week EP 431
HotepCon Week EP 431 If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank...
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Hotep Duo - HBTY 430
With one week before HotepCon the Hoteps touch on the the one year anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death, A new football season and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the...
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Women Gone Crazy - HBTY 429
2 weeks from Hotep Con the Hoteps touch on the Time Square shooting, HJ grifting on X, Lil Durk Trial and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the...
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Grand Theft Hotep - HBTY 428
This week the Hoteps discuss the passing of Dolly Parton, top 5 white women, Lil Durk trial and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the...
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What the FLOCK is going on at Penn State - HBTY 427
This week the Hoteps discuss the cocaine empire at Penn State, Is the Flock Camera controversy an op? Is Stephen A Smith a Coon? Top 5 black male actors and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s…
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AOC is back on the market - HBTY 426
This week the Hoteps discuss AOC being back on the dating market, Memphis vs Chicago , Young Pharoah and his new nail style and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the...
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The Incredible Adventures of SpiderHotep - HBTY 425
This week the Hoteps dive into Red vs yellow Watermelon, Jonathan Majors starring in a Ben Shapiro film, Cameron vs Vic Mensa and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the...
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Bonnets & Durags Banned at Tuskegee University - HBTY 424
The Hoteps meetup to discuss Dr Fauci hearings Tuskegee University banning Bonnets, Who started Cancel Culture and much more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus...
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The Odyssey of Hotepistan - HBTY 423
HJ comes back from Mexico with a brand new grift, Unc talks about the shooting in wilmington DE,Top 5 John Singleton Movies and did the Woke Right get played by the makers of the latest film the Odyssey? If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the...
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Boosie got Scammed for $600k? - HBTY 422
what is HJ doing in Mexico, Hotep Court, Jay z and Boosie gets scammed by the man and much more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes,...
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Mr. Tigger got Babymomma Drama - HBTY 421
The Hoteps discuss the World Cup , Big Tigger , the Tyler Robinson Case and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we...
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Lakers have black fatigue - HBTY 420
The Hoteps discuss the World Cup , NBA Free Agency and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main...
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Caitlin Clark gets the George Floyd Treatment - HBTY 419
Caitlin Clark gets the George Floyd Treatment - HBTY 419 If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main…
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The Best World Cup EVER - HBTY 418
This week the Hoteps discuss the World Cup being in the United States , The Knicks winning the championship and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes…
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Karmelo Anthony found guilty - HBTY 417
Heated Debate concerning Karmelo Anthony being found guilty and getting 35 years , Top 5 bagels , The Knicks inch closer to the title and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show…
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Karmelo Anthony trial begins and Knicks Tape - HBTY 416
This week the Hoteps delve into the Latest jay Z freestyle and his new afro, The Karmelo Anthony trial, 80's sitcoms , Steph takes the Chinese bag and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the...
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Kevin Hart Stands in Bidness - HBTY 415
This week we discuss the New York Knicks making to the NBA finals, Top 50 rappers from New York, kevin Hart and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes…
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The Hoteps dive into whether ICEMAN was fire or not, How many Grifts does HJ have, Unc goes from a camaro to a Chevette and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus...
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Chud the Builder goes to jail - HBTY 413
on Drake eve the Hoteps discuss the upcoming Drake album, Chud getting booked, Was the ending of the Kemedicine show a false flag and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives —...
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Stefon Diggs: Black Man Walks Free - HBTY 412
The pod covers the Stefon Diggs Trial, Hantavirus outbreak and more.... Yes Biggie WON If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the…
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Meg and Klay Break up Black Twitter - HBTY 411
The Hoteps get back from the Grifties and run down what a great show it was. Then we dive into The Klay and Meg drama Adrien Broner's fall from grace , Jay Z back on the scene and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit…
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SPLC Caught Red Handed Big Grifting - HBTY 410
The Hoteps discuss the SPLC scandal, Unc goes on Trial and more If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the...
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The Mysterious Case of Ashlee Jenae- HBTY 409
We’re living in a new era where the internet reacts to death with instant analysis instead of mourning. That dynamic was on full display after the sudden passing of Ashlee Jenee. Ashlee, known online for her relationship with a white crypto investor, was found dead in a hotel room. Early reports...
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Another Rapper Shot - HBTY 408
As tensions remain high, Unc and HJ break down the first round of the ongoing conflict, reacting to a tentative ceasefire and what it really means moving forward. Then it gets messy… Dirty Diana 👀 NFL insider Diana Russini finds herself at the center of controversy after reports surface of a...
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Sheisty Business - HBTY 407
War is still raging in the Middle East, and the Hoteps open the show breaking down Trump’s speech from the night before. From there, the conversation jumps to the latest moon mission — with a Black astronaut taking part — and what that means for the culture. Then we get into a topic I’ve been...
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Druski Offends Triggers the Woke Right - HBTY 406
The Iran war rolls on, and the Hoteps open the show debating who’s actually winning. Hotep Jesus breaks down the ancient bloodlines in play, while Uncle Hotep warns about the real danger sitting in the Strait of Hormuz. Then we pivot to the timeline’s favorite menace: Druski does it again… but at...
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The Iran Conflict drags on - HBTY 405
This week, Hotep Jesus goes on trial after his latest appearance on Gutfeld, with Uncle Hotep accusing him of disrespecting the Cushites and switching into his “white voice” for the cameras. From there, the Hoteps dive into the ongoing war—F‑35s getting shot down, Joe Kent’s appearance on Tucker...
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When Terror Attacks - HBTY 404
The Hoteps open with the latest in the Iran–US conflict and the wave of terror attacks hitting the States, then slide straight into the Black Twitter Report, where nothing is sacred and everyone catches a stray. Then… the unthinkable. Bam Adebayo—HoweverYouSpellHisLastName—drops 83 points…
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Jay Z Back in the Blender - HBTY 403
Jay‑Z back in the blender. Epstein files heat up, Nancy Mace wants answers, Dyson says Hov called his phone, and the culture tells Luke Kornet to stay out of Magic City business. Plus: Middle East updates, Uncle Hotep’s Saudi story, Kristi Noem gets canned, and more. If you liked the show…
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Hotep State of the Union
50 Cent is on what can only be described as a nationwide petty tour, and his latest stop? T.I.’s front porch. But Tip and the Harris household said, “Nah, not today.” Suddenly it’s not just 50 vs. T.I.—it’s 50 vs. the entire family group chat. The real question: Did 50 finally run into somebody…
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Iran: Trump is War Ready - HBTY 401
1. Captain Durag & the Black Twitter Meltdown We open with the funniest chaos of the week: Captain Durag. Black Twitter detonated over a Disney Jr. character with a durag and a dream. The creator — allegedly a Black woman — instantly got labeled a tether by the FBA crowd. Boule Twitter went...
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Drama in the Mile High Club - HBTY 400
The Hoteps hit a major milestone this week, celebrating 400 episodes and looking back at the wildest, funniest, and most legendary moments from their journey. From early chaos to cultural dominance, Unc and HJ take a well‑earned victory lap through Hotep history. Then it’s time for the…
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Shawn Carter’s name hits the Epstein files and the internet loses its mind. Unc gets the iso he’s been waiting for as the Jay‑Z discourse turns into a full‑blown Hov Hate Super Bowl — theories, half‑truths, cap, and back‑kicking from every direction. Then the timeline serves up something even...
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MAGA Nicki Minaj & The Golden Ticket - HBTY 398
Hotep Jesus gets taken to court for his alleged role in Tim Pool calling Maj Toure Ignorant Nicki Minaj goes full MAGA Barbie, doubling down on her Trump fandom and catching a beating on the timeline. Is this elite cooning, a strategic power move, or a superstar gearing up for war with the Roc...
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Desi Banks Under Fire for Ties to Mossad - HBTY 397
This week on The Hoteps, the crew kicks things off with the debate tearing through Sports Twitter: was it a catch or not for Buffalo as the Denver Broncos advance in the playoffs. From there, the conversation shifts to real‑world prep as the East Coast braces for its first major snow blizzard in...
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The Black Church - HBTY 396
The Bills handled the Jags on the field, but the real explosion came afterward — when a Black female journalist offered the Jags coach a warm, auntie‑style blessing that sent Sports Twitter into full meltdown mode, with Jemele Hill catching strays in the crossfire. From that viral flashpoint, the...
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ICE Murders a White Woman - HBTY 395
The Hoteps break down the tragedy of the ICE shooting in Minnesota, joined by on‑the‑scene callers Rev. Tim Christopher and PdawgKnight for firsthand insight. The crew also taps into IShowSpeed’s wild Africa tour, debates whether boiled hot dogs are the unexpected wave of 2026, questions if Zion...
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Somalians Allegedly Scam Millions - HBTY 394
The Hoteps close out 2025 with a bang. In this year‑end finale, they tear into the explosive Somali daycare scandal rocking Minnesota, put Hotep Jesus on the stand for his wild Gutfeld! appearance, and unpack the stories that shaped the culture. It’s sharp, it’s spicy, and it’s the perfect…
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HBTY Christmas Episode: MAGA Nicki Minaj Enters the Building - HBTY 393
In a special early episode the Hotep's discuss Nicki Minaj appearance at TPUSA, The new F the streets movement, Hotep Jesus appearance on Gutfield and much more
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Trump's Venezuela Oil War - HBTY 392
Netflix Jumps Into Podcasts Netflix just shook up the industry, announcing podcasts are coming to the platform. Expect shows from Barstool Sports, iHeart, The Breakfast Club, Rory & Mal, and more. Is this move the rebirth of the podcast game—or the beginning of the end? B Dot’s Top 10 Rappers of...
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The Showdown: Candace Owens vs Erika Kirk - HBTY 391
The Michigan head coach’s firing over “Pawgin” ignites heated debate, with the streets demanding Uncle Hotep’s verdict. Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus dissect the explosive 50 Cent documentary on Diddy, unpacking its ripple effects across the industry. Tensions rise when Uncle Hotep accuses Hotep...
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Blood on Uncle Hoteps Hands - HBTY 390
Marc Lamont messy vibes: After Brian McKnight’s clash with Joe Budden over family drama, Marc stirred the pot—dropping a Patreon interview with McKnight’s son. Unc’s fingerprints are all over this one. Sean Combs Netflix doc: 50 Cent delivered, putting Diddy’s story front and center. Did the...
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Candace Owens Assassination Claims Sound Bogus - HBTY 389
The Hoteps wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving
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Nicki Minaj Speaks at the UN - HBTY 388
Roland vs. HJ Roland Martin reignites beef after that Rogan clip, calling HJ a “dumb ass.” Signal to the Boule? Pharrell Speaks Pharrell hit the mic, and the timeline lit up. Complex’s Top Albums Highlights: Ye’s MBDTF, 50’s Get Rich, Jay‑Z’s Blueprint, Rihanna’s Anti. Kendrick sneaks in at #12....
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The Wave is Home_ - HBTY 387
In this episode, The Hoteps dive into the buzz surrounding Max B’s return after 17 years behind bars. Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus go head-to-head in a fiery debate over the meaning of “science,” while the crew unpacks the latest developments in the Trump–Epstein scandal. The conversation also...