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Hott Minute
by Hott Minute / We Own This Town
Who you crushin’ on?
Episodes
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NASCAR Long Weekend: You Could Be a Pit Lizard
After a brief five year hiatus, Hott Minute returns with a 90-minute NASCAR Special. Jamie walks Ashley through her newfound love of the sport; covering the monopolistic corruption, the big personalities, the WAGs drama and the actual enjoyment of the sport. Ashley shares her own newfound loves,...
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Hott Hanukkah: Tom Petty and Gary Shandling in Heaven with Roseanne
Happy Hanukkah! Any Patinkin you thinkin' of may show up!
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The Man, The Myth, The Legend, My First, My Last, My Everything: Maury Povich
Our quarantine setup continues with Jamie polling the masses for their horny responses to various prompts and getting Ashley's raw reactions to the results. This episode we look at Daytime Talk Show Hosts.
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FMK: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry
Hott Minute turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons.
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Shoulda Come to the Twitch Stream, Loser
Would you ride in the way back of a church van with Jude Law? Would you let Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes burn down your house? Would you let Charlize Theron do your eyebrows?
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A Face Like a Panini: A Hott Minute Bag of Hotties Deep Dive
Nature is healing! Jamie and Ashley return with a Bag of Hotties deep dive, recorded pre-coronavirus quarantine.
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First Annual 2020 Tall Brawl Bracket: Big Boy Melee
Sixty-Four hotties, all over 6'3" tall, divided into four divisions and pitted against one another in a head-to-head all out brawl.
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How to be Shitty and Get Ahead: A Succession Primer
Spoiler Alert! This episode, Ashley and Jamie take a deep dive into Succession, the HBO series that follows a family of power-hungry assholes as they attempt to usurp one another in their quest for their father’s affection, wealth and power. If you’ve not seen the show, you’ll be intimately...
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Absolute Balls Out Nonsense: Hiatus Hotties
In the year 2020, two brave heroes face a strange new world teeming with undiscovered hotties! These are the new adventures of Jamie and Ashley, this is Hott Minute, Season Three!
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Trash Hotties: Thrilled But Not Proud
An episode filled with absolute trash. No attraction shaming here but these hotties give even our hosts pause. From the King Tut Pubic Mound of Facial Hair on Dave Navarro to the Turgid Penis Neck of Beto O'Rourke to Julian Assange in the Family Restroom of a Doubletree, they really cover it all.
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All Around the Zodiac Wheel with Madame Rose
Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties.
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Bag of Hotties Deep Dive: Libel is the Goal
Joseph Mazello, Sam Neil, the Blair Witch Witch, Barbarella, Sam Malone, Drag Queen Tucks, O-T Fagbenle, Agent Dana Scully, Angela Bassett, Kim Fields, Raul Julia, Oscar Isaac, Dr. Frankenstein, Harry Treadaway, Starbuck, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, Xenomorph, John Laroquette and Barbara Streisand.
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When Animals Attack with Tracy Walnut
Ashley and Jamie make good on a pre-Season 2 promise to themselves, an episode all about When Animals Attack. Fabio, Phil Bronstein, Komodo Dragons, Nude Bears, Caiman reptiles and multiple instances of Asp attacks are discussed.
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Wynonna’s Crystal Spider: A Tribute to Pop Divas
Ashley and Jamie to discuss their Favorite Divas; including Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, Jessie J, Madonna, Beyonce, Tina Turner, Dolly Parton, Cher, MTV Cribs, Redman, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy and their favorite reggae song from Paris Hilton.
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Based on a Book Kurt Cobain Read
All Killer, No Filler with Ashley and Jamie as they concentrate on who's hot and why. From Ben Whishaw to rapper bbymutha to vintage TV performances to a deep dive into hot journalists, they got it all covered.
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The Annual Cookie Crawl with Alex Caress
A delightful theme song from Ellen Angelico kicks off a holiday episode with special guest Alex Caress, aka Little Bandit. The trio crushes on The Great British Baking Show, Wisdom, the World’s Oldest Albatross and Nigel Tufnel before taking a discerning look at your favorite holiday movies. Home...
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Gen Z: They Should All Carry Knives
In this episode, Ashley and Jamie take on the entirety of Gen Z by providing lively insights on everything from the awe-inspiring Emma Gonzalez & David Hogg, to the downright disgusting Post Malone, to the good hearted, pretty stupid, very confident Jaden Smith.
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Not Your Choice, Jean-Luc with Larissa Maestro
Discussing the entirety of science fiction proved to be too much for one episode so Jamie, Ashley and Larissa stepped into a well timed wormhole to divide the conversation. This is Part Two of Sci-Fi Hotties with Larissa Maestro.
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Jude Law Sex Robot with Larissa Maestro
Ashley and Jamie tackle the entirety of Science Fiction Hottness by employing some help from aficionado Larissa Maestro.
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Halloween in Halloween
Hott Minute Attorney Brooks A. returns to prevent Ashley and Jamie from letting this special Halloween episode get too spooky. The trio plays a rousing round of Smash, Spook, or Slash and discusses the best of Halloween Hotties at length.
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Consensual Kink at Scale
Deep adoration for Genesis, Jenny Slate and a whole bunch of Sports Hotties.
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The Show Stopped But The Crushin’ Didn’t
Hott Minute returns from hiatus with a long list of Summer Crushes consisting of both perennial favorites and new surprises. After discussing the likes of the dramatic Mesut Ozil, the beautiful Timothy Olyphant and consistently pleasing Billy Eichner, Ashley and Jamie take a deep look at the…
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The ASMR Cash Cow Chewing Makeup Tutorial Challenge Dare Whispering SEO Unboxing Train
While Hott Minute gathers their thoughts and crushes for Season Two, they decide to pay tribute to ASMR by whispering some gentle thoughts to you, rifling around in their purses, ejecting dogs from bathrooms and reminding you of the importance of sunscreen.
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Season One Funale
In the season one finale, POLY bestows the show with a Busby Berkeley worthy theme song to set the stage for diving deep on Hott Minute itself. Before that, Jamie speaks on the benefits of a well-fitting bra or bralette while Ashley stumps for the goodness of the PBS App. Important discussions…
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Maymorial Day
Our hosts, Ashley and Jamie, experience an intense bout of synchronicity. What do Sheryl Crow's "My Favorite Mistake", Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle, Steve Buscemi and The Rock have in common? Spoiler alert, the answer is varying degrees of Hottness. Theme song by Denitia, feat. Lil Steadman.
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Halloween in May
In this tenth episode blowout extravaganza, Tristen provides a wonderful new theme song while Ashley and Jamie invite their lawyer Brooks aboard Hott Minute to take a deep dive into the Bag of Hotties. Competitive analysis takes place in a head to head challenge and trio dives into Hott Takes on...
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9: 98% on Jamie Tomatoes
Hosts Ashley and Jamie answer a slew of mysterious questions throughout the episode; including Who's the hottest Skarsgard? What era of Robert Downey, Jr is best? and Who is Matthew MacFadyen? The Bag of Hotties gives generously and mysteriously with insights on Richard Ayoade, Billy Crystal, Lou...
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8: A Tankard of Koala Urine
Little Bandit proves his behind-the-scenes knowledge of the show with his country steeped theme while Ashley and Jamie recommit themselves to ensuring the facts are known if their subjects are H-O-T-T hot, physically and emotionally. Explorations include the latest from Courtney Barnett, Rufus...
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7: The Biggest Mistake of Our Lives
An extended theme song from Dave Paulson sets the tone for a whirlwind episode. Ashley and Jamie provide an exhaustive apology regarding the egregious faux paus of Elizabeth Woodville from Episode Six, celebrate the questionably gothic antics of President Abraham Lincoln, the unassailable Phil...
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6: Don’t They Have Friends & Shit
Coco Hames supplies a confessional theme song this week for an early morning episode in which Ashley and Jamie diversify their crushes. Adoration is given to Trees (Deciduous and Coniferous), the cast of Preacher (Dominic Cooper, Joseph Gilgun, Ruth Negga), Harry Styles and Queen Victoria. Names...
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5: A Turnip in a Bag of Pantyhose
Nashville band Tower Defense christens the show with a brand new theme song and Ashley and Jamie hit the classic landmark with their fifth episode. Crushes include John Leguizamo, revisiting Rami Malek and a deep, intellectual, dive into Albert Camus and multi-hyphenate musician-android-actress...
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4: Giant Cats with Muscles
Jamie and Ashley settle the debate on hottest cartoon characters, as well as tackle Barack Obama, drag queen Milk and a rather tender bit of John Goodman discussion.
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Episode 3: Pobody’s Nerfect
Jamie opens up about a very specific photo of Martin Landau, Ashley goes to bat for Ray Romano, and the girls deep-dive discuss Dwight Yoakam and Lorde. Plus! Blake Shelton, Prince, Ted McGinley, Alf, and an alarming Suits update.
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Episode 2: We Need To Talk About Tilda
Hosts Jamie and Ashley explain their unapologetic disinterest in 'Friday Night Lights', recent flirtations with Tracee Ellis Ross, the entire cast of 'The People vs OJ Simpson' and explore long standing crushes on do-no-wrong Clive Owen and the mystical Tilda Swinton. They also pull some...
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Episode 1: We Are Your New Best Friends
Jamie and Ashley introduce the audience to their latest flash-in-the-pan crushes, dissect the hotness of today's most-relevant stars and pull names from a goddamn paper bag and instinctively talk about the hotness of the names of the people, places and/or things in that bag. Notable Hotties...
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Who you crushin’ on?
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