House Husbands

The Dried Mango Economy is slowly ruining the lives of everyday citizens. Remember to comment on each other's Lyfta pages! But first, enjoy a nice calming meditation.

This episode is about the Jolly Roger that wasn’t. Sometimes it better to be "earring on the side of caution"...

Duolingo could never.

Anthony gets compared to Tigger (or maybe Hobbes?), which somehow leads to Colin being judged on the completely scientific scale of chaotic good to chaotic evil. We wrap things up with a surprisingly fascinating dive into the history of Winnie-the-Pooh, proving that even children's stories have more lore than we expected.

Armie Hammer has a new movie, so naturally we ask: can Hollywood forgive anyone? This spirals into vigilante justice, cleaning up the neighbourhood, and the terrifying realization that we've gone from being the idiots causing trouble to the adults who just want people to pick up after themselves...its Hammer Time.

This week, a conversation about forged weapons and medieval swords takes an unexpected turn when Anthony reveals a suspicious amount of knowledge on the subject. As the boys discuss blacksmithing, blades, and the TV show Forged in Fire, Colin begins to wonder whether this expertise was acquired naturally or through some ancient apprenticeship program.

This week, the boys tackle one of humanity's strangest hobbies: selectively breeding animals and deciding what nature should look like. What starts as a conversation about dogs quickly spirals into questions about ethics, evolution, and whether humans have been playing God for thousands of years. No expertise. No research. Just questions.

The boys reminisce about childhood games, discover that dominoes were secretly the greatest invention of all time, and accidentally diagnose what's wrong with modern society.Topics include parachutes, GTA, robots, Mr. Bigweld, nostalgia, and a growing belief that humanity may have peaked sometime around the invention of dominoes.No expertise. No research. Just dominoes.

Is it rude to say "um, actually" when correcting someone, or is accuracy worth the social cost? The boys attempt to answer this question before wandering into human nature, psychology, gullibility, and several other subjects they are completely unqualified to discuss. Colin may be too trusting. Anthony may be too skeptical. Neither has a source.

Anthony performs a magic trick. A legend named Mister Wizard is born. The trick is then explained in excruciating detail and mocked for the next twenty minutes. Please enjoy responsibly.

Colin unveils his revolutionary idea for a Fake Estate Agency, where every property is completely made up. Anthony humours the idea until he realizes there may be something deeper going on. What starts as a business idea quickly turns into a psychological assessment, culminating in the discovery of Colin's apparent alter ego: Grackle.

Colin debuts his questionable rendition of The Story of O.J., somehow leading the boys into a debate about basketball greatness. From Michael Jordan to Kobe Bryant, they examine why every all-time great seems to possess at least one alarming personality trait. Topics include competitive insanity, locker room fear tactics, and whether being normal automatically disqualifies you from greatness.

After watching a Michael Jackson movie, Anthony becomes convinced he could’ve gone pro in dance. Colin launches a full fact check offense.

Colin talks to God after an avocado joke falls flat.

The boys discuss adult beverages

The fellas review Colin’s workouts, critique the photos, and attempt to add meaning where there may be none.

Raccoon spotted.Names assigned.Everyone is now “girl.”Colin is pavlovable.Relationships are in danger.

In a shocking medical breakthrough, Colin discovers a brand new disease and immediately diagnoses Anthony live on the pod.

This week the boys tackle the “why” phase of kids and realize… it never really ends. From Disney+ spirals to how bad the internet is getting, we somehow end up reliving the glory days of open-mic lobbies in Call of Duty (and all the chaos that came with it).Then it takes a turn, breaking down that wild Jim Carrey awards show conspiracy before wrapping up with the surprisingly wholesome struggle of learning new languages.

The boys start with Ratatouille, end with Colin declaring war on Quebec, and everything in between is exactly as unhinged as it sounds.Expect hot takes on Pixar, broken French, and a deep dive into some very questionable characters.

A mysterious daily hork echoes through the gym showers, and no one knows who’s responsible. As Colin tries to fit in with the locker room regulars, the boys debate why talking at the urinal is weird and discuss how Colin walks around the locker room like a carefree old man.

This podcast is just a bunch of monkeying around. Title in honour of St Patrick's day, of course.

Are souvenirs secretly GDP?

Anthony battles the man flu, Colin won’t let one joke die, and the boys debate when a joke lands or crashes.

Colin’s memory is a whiteboard in the rain, the boys debate learning styles, question the integrity of the Terry Fox Run, and end up furious at the structural choices in 1984.

What started as a donors list for those who didn’t contribute spirals into a dystopian park where benches are forbidden, and everyone’s on the list. The boys imagine a public space fueled entirely by spite, from banned visitors to unusable benches, all inspired by Colin’s childhood revelation...

The boys revisit Ice Age, unpack the squirrel, and realize it was actually about global warming the whole time

A calm food conversation turns hostile when Colin probes Anthony’s stew habits and then disappears...?

A respectful nod to Tim Robinson...

A photo sparks a conversation that immediately collapses into fish, ink, and Chinese characters that absolutely do not say what you think...

The boys talk about how bad the Leafs are this year (and historically), why jerseys cost a small mortgage, and why not even The Rock could hype this fanbase

Colin gets Anthony fired up about something he loves, then immediately calls out the physiological side effects of passion. From this, the boys later spiral into a discussion on greasy manipulation tactics.

We talk online gaming culture, Anthony’s misplaced confidence, and Mike Tyson officially resigns from the podcast.

Colin attempts a story. Anthony performs an autopsy. Together, they create something *almost* funny

We roast the lineup, the ticket system, and the existential dread of realizing you’re only number 12 in the queue.

This week, the fellas apply for Don Cherry’s old job, ruin a few reputations, and learn nothing.

The boys wonder what happened to computer labs, how open concept schools ruin everything, and why KidPix still slaps

The Boys Investigate Clam Happiness and Bee Privacy.

Exploring romance, redemption, and the registry...

The first step is admitting your drawer’s full. Anthony can’t let go, and Colin’s just along for the pairing...

This week, Colin and Anthony unpack the surprisingly powerful world of suffixes — specifically, why adding “-phile” to anything suddenly makes it sound oddly intellectual. From “audiophile” to “bibliophile,” to… well, less pleasant examples, the guys explore how language can both soften and sharpen our sense of morality. Things take a turn into the deep end as they debate justice, murder, and the blurry lines of right and wrong

"I've got lemon juice in my eyes."

Autumn leaves, empty wallets, and a bag full of clubs you barely know how to use. Colin tees up the question: Is now the right time to start the most expensive hobby on Earth, or should we just stick to mini-putt and call it a day?

Eagles soar, Chiefs wobble, and fantasy lineups burn hotter than a sting ring without Vaseline. Week 3 was messy on the field and in the bathroom.

We’re talking blood types, big climbs, and why some folks turn into mountain GOATs while others stay low altitude...

This week, we unravel the tangled spaghetti mess of stolen valour and bad Italian impressions. From wannabe war heroes draped in discount camo to overcooked Sopranos voices that deserve a court-martial, we explore why pretending to be something you’re not always ends in marinara on your face.

The Haitian Zombie - please allow us to regurgitate half boiled information with missing pieces from another podcast - pretty wild stuff tho...

The chickens have come home to roost, and this episode is the result.

Anthony is too generous???

Did you ever call 911 as a kid - the boys delve into the world of secret call lines