House of Bravo
by House of Bravo
House of Bravo is a weekly Bravo recap podcast with a cosmic twist. Think of it as Bravo meets Sports Center — a place to get your Bravo fix while immersing yourself in Astrology and Human Design. Join Emma (@EMA.Jones) in the Cosmic Clubhouse as she breaks down drama in an astrological play-by-play. Don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an update, and for more content follow along on instagram @thecosmicclubhouse
Episodes
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Episode 105: Lies and Foolishness (RHOP, RHOSLC, RHOM, Osefo's Fraud Charges)
This week @ema.jones unpacks the recent news of The Osefo's fraud charges and Aaron Phyper's spousal abuse arrest. This episode also features: Stacey Rusch's lies, Julia Lemigova as a liar and a cheat, Angie Katsanevas and Lisa Barlow's need to have the final word. 👩🏫 Educational topics...
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Episode 104: Double Standard (RHOC, RHOM, RHOSLC)
House of Bravo turned three last week and this week @ema.jones is back to break down the astrology of the RHOSLC taglines one-by-one. This episode also features: Guerdy and Adriana De Moura's diva finale moments, the hypocrisy of Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow's comedic potential, and Lisa Barlow's...
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Episode 103: Have the Facts (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOM, Jen Shah transits)
This week @ema.jones explores Gretchen Rossi + Slade Smiley's financial dynamic, and looks at the transits hitting Jen Shah this week as a clip surfaces of Andy Cohen claiming she will never return to Bravo. This episode also features: Adriana de Moura's peter pan syndrome, Whitney's failed...
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Episode 102: Taking Notes (RHOC, RHOM, Eclipse Season)
This week @ema.jones continues to unpack the dynamic between our new favorite frenemies Alexia Nepola and Stephanie Shojaee and explores the ecliptic ties to Karen Huger's time behind bars. This episode also features: a breakdown of September's eclipses, Gina Kirschenheiter's refreshing…
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Episode 101: Fluff on Top (Astrology of August, RHOC, RHOM)
This week @ema.jones examines the religious overtones of RHOC in the franchise's chart and unpacks the oppositional energetics between Alexia Nepola and Stephanie Shojaee. This episode also features: Emily Simpsons's innate wiring to "speak the truth", Tamra Judge's "tough time", and a connection...
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Episode 100: Mental Games (RHOA, RHOC, RHOM, Next Gen NYC)
This week @ema.jones explores the destined friendship between Ariana Biermann + Riley Burruss, and breaks down the charts of two newbie housewives— Angela Oakley and Stephanie Shojaee. This episode also features: Guerdy putting Julia on blast and Katie Ginella's low vibe energy. 👩🏫 Educational...
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Episode 99: Lazy in Love (RHOA, RHOM, Love Hotel)
This week @ema.jones explores the synastry of two captivating couples confusing connections— Shannon Storm's attraction to Earl the Pearl and why Alexia Echevarria can't quit Todd Nepola. This episode also features: Brit Eady + Shamea Morton through their Mars placements (both at 0° Libra)…
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Episode 98: Comings and Goings (Paige's Exit, Rachel Zoe + Monique Samuels + Kenya Moore's Return, Love Hotel)
This week @ema.jones is back to recap Bravo news and shows from the week with a focus on the recent Mercury Cazimi in Gemini that has brought news of new (and old) bravo-lebrities returning to our screens and the housewives universe. This episode also features: Luann's loyalty in love, why…
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Bonus Episode 24: Diamonds Debut (RHOBH Binge Part 1)
This week @ema.jones kicks off RHOBH binge breakdown with the OG Diamonds— Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, Taylor Armstrong, Kim Richards, and Kyle Richards. These Mercurial-heavy ladies laid the foundation for this fan-favorite franchise with their penchant for sparkling perfection. Also in…
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Episode 97: Red Flags and Icks (Diddy Trial, Summer House, Love Hotel)
This week @ema.jones breaks down the astrology of Diddy's trial, commencing on the day of the Scorpio Full Moon (which really, says it all, and yet there is so much more to say!) Also in this episode is: the Love Hotel Ladies Moon signs and how they play out in characteristics of an ideal…
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Episode 96: Not the Time for Jokes (RHOBH, RHOA, Summer House, Love Hotel)
This week @ema.jones is on a romance kick exploring the ladies of Love Hotel through their Venus placements, the hypocrisy of Jesse Solomon's idea of a relationship, and the energetic allure of Ciara Miller. Also in this episode is: Erika Jayne's relationship with her son, Porsha's ability to let...
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Episode 95: Be More Interesting (RHOBH, RHOA, Craig + Paige)
This week @ema.jones breaks down the transits hitting Kenya on the now infamous day of Kenya Moore Hair Spa opening and the energetic similarities between Kenya and Dr Heavenly. Also in this episode is: the decline of Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover's relationship with a focus on the power…
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Episode 94: Ho We Can Deal With (Garcelle Quits RHOBH, Teresa's Tax Troubles, Summer House)
✨ EPISODE 94: HO WE CAN DEAL WITH ✨ This week @ema.jones gets deep with Garcelle Beauvais's announcement to leave RHOBH, links Teresa Giudice's tax troubles to the Aries eclipse cycle, and explores Imrul Hassan's open attitude towards casual sex. ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Garcelle leaving RHOBH 14:45...
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Episode 93: Wrecked (Tamra Quitting, RHOA, RHOBH, Summer House, Trump + Musk)
This week @ema.jones covers Tamra Judge's announcement to exit RHOC (and why you should take it with a grain of salt) and takes a first look at new Peach Shamea Morton's natal chart to debunk the "lapdog" allegations - guard dog would be more apt! Also in this episode is: Kyle Richards as an...
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Episode 92: Not Mean Girls (Karen's Sentencing, RHOP, RHOBH, Summer House, The Traitors)
This week @ema.jones explores the transits that were at play during Karen Huger's sentencing, a cosmic connection between Kathy Hilton and Lisa Vanderpump, and Kyle's one-sided expectations of his friendships. Also in this episode is: Stacey Rusch protecting TJ despite his blatant disrespectful...
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Episode 91: Koala Hugs (RHOP, RHOBH, Summer House, The Traitors)
This week @ema.jones explores the many transits that were hitting Ashley Darby's natal chart on the day that her divorce was finalized and the energetics behind Ciara Miller's strong emotions towards West. Also in this episode is: parallels between Mia Thornton and Brynn Whitfield's energetics,...
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Episode 90: The Most Giggles (M2M, RHOBH, The Traitors, Summer House)
This week @ema.jones dives deep into the many ways Cancerian energy (and nurturing) can manifest as she explores the relationship dynamic between Sutton Stracke and her mother, Reba. Also in this episode is: a look at Carolyn Wiger's natal chart, Jesse Solomon and Lexi Wood's immediate…
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Episode 89: The Weird One (RHONY, RHOSLC, RHOP, RHOBH, The Traitors)
This week @ema.jones finally explores Britani Bateman's chart and looks into what makes Boston Rob such a good "gamer" Also in this episode is: why is Stacey Rusch ignoring the red flags in her relationship with TJ, Madison Lecroy's pregnancy announcement, the rumor about Lindsay Hubbard's split...
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Episode 88: Changing the Game (RHONY, RHOSLC, RHOP, RHOBH, M2M, Traitors)
This week @ema.jones explores the astrology of Bob the Drag Queen's goodbye speech as well as Quad and Dr Gregory's synastry. Also in this episode is: Mary Cosby's Human Design energetics, Stacey Rusch getting activated, Erika settling into herself, and Erin Lichy's short term memory with what...
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Episode 87: The Production of It All (M2M, RHOBH, RHOP, RHONY, RHOSLC)
This week @ema.jones breaks down the astrology of Ashley Darby exploring her drag persona, Bronwyn Newport being self deprecating and sarcastic, and a Birkin shower. Also in this episode is: Stacey Rusch feeling unsettled, Erika Jayne caught between two friends, and a plea for compassion towards...
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Episode 86: NOT Just Memes and Jokes (RHONY, M2M, RHOBH, RHOSLC, The Traitors)
This week @ema.jones explores whether Dr. Jackie uses Dr. Heavenly as a tool to express her own views without dirtying her hands and Kyle's campaign to save her girls-girl reputation. Also in this episode is: Pluto Cazimi in Aquarius and inauguration day, the fate of RHONY reboot, Robyn's…
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Episode 85: Memes and Jokes (M2M, RHONY, RHOBH, RHOP, RHOSLC)
This week @ema.jones explores the energetics of why no one seems to hold Dr. Heavenly accountable for her behavior, and Meredith Mark's campy outbursts (hint - a Pisces Mars is very much involved). Also in this episode is: LA's fires and the current transits, Dorit and Bozoma's fast friendship,...
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Bonus Episode 23: Cosmic Forecast 2025
Join @ema.jones as she previews the major astrological shifts of 2025, exploring overarching themes for the year and what we can expect from these transits (and of course, highlighting Bravolebrities to keep an eye on 👀) Topics Include: 💫 Mars Retrograde in Cancer 1:58 💫 Nodes shifting to…
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EPISODE 84: Pizza Party Behavior (M2M, RHONY, RHOBH, RHOSLC, RHOP)
This week @ema.jones digs into Toya Bush Harris's desire for Phaedra Parks to be more open with the group (and why she likely won't get what she wants), Sai De Silva's desire to project "I'm rich, bitch" energy, and break down Sutton Stracke's volatile behavior. Also in this episode is: Garcelle...
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Episode 83: Not Intolerable...? (RHOC, RHONY, RHOBH, RHOP, RHOSLC, Married to Medicine)
This week @ema.jones explores a similar Zodiacal trio causing Mia Thornton and Angie Katsanevas to seek attention from the groups and introduces the cast of Married to Medicine to the podcast with a first look at Dr Heavenly Kimes and Quad Webb's natal charts. Also in this episode is: a first…
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Bonus Episode 22: Martha Stewart, Preposterously Perfect
Discover the energetics of Martha Stewart as @ema.jones explores the highs and lows of her extraordinary life and career. From her deep passion for gardening, which blossomed into a homemaking empire, to the shocking Wall Street scandal and its dramatic aftermath, Emma reveals the astrological...
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Episode 82: Leaky Pigeon (RHOP, RHONY, RHOSLC, RHOBH, Drunk Drawn)
This week @ema.jones breaks down the various drivers and desires of the RHONY ladies to conceive and dives deep into Gordon Thornton's energetics to explore his relationship with Mia from his perspective. Also in this episode is: a first look at new Housewife Bozoma Saint John's natal chart,...
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Episode 81: Moving On (RHOSLC, RHOP, RHONY, RHOC)
This week @ema.jones explores the "delayed" Bravo-news coming to light in this pre-Mercury-rx in Sagittarius shadow period and highlights some dates to watch out for as this Mercury Retrograde evolves (especially with it's square to transiting Saturn in Pisces). Also in this episode is: hot take…
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Bonus Episode 21: Protect Your Piece (Election Aftermath, Upcoming Generational Transits, + Nervous System Regulation)
This week @ema.jones explores the upcoming shifts in generational planets that will take place in the next two years and what they can mean for this country and the world at large. Emma then explains how Human Design can be used to regulate your Nervous System by looking at elements of your...
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Episode 80: Blind Truths (RHOC, RHOSLC, RHONY, RHOP)
Celebrate the 100th episode of House of Bravo as @ema.jones breaks down the end of Shannon Beador + Tamra Judge's friendship while ushering in the new OC dynamic duo, Katie Ginella + Jennifer Pedranti. Also covered in this episode: the energy of election week, Heather Gay's blind loyalty, Brynn...
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Episode 79: Sinking Friendships (RHOC, RHONY, RHOP, RHOSLC)
This week @ema.jones explores the dymanics of friendships, frenemyships, and straight up enemies with a focus on Brynn Whitfield and Ubah Hassan, Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger, and Jared Osmond's sexual proclivities (since there is no birth information for Britani Bateman). Also covered in this...
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Episode 78: Low Blows (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHONY, RHOP)
This week @ema.jones explores how Mars in Scorpio can play out in many ways with a close look at 3 ladies from the OC (Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow, Gina Kirschenheiter) and examines the fallout of this past eclipse season and Whitney Rose's MLM "scandal", is it karmic retribution? Also covered in...
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Episode 77: Caviar Trees (RHOC, RHOSLC, RHONY)
This week @ema.jones covers the premiere of RHONY with an astro-analysis of the season 15 ladies taglines and a throwback to old RHONY with a look at Kelly Bensimon's energetics and prioritizing her children above her love tank. Also covered in this episode: Tamra's eclipse lawsuit, Katie's…
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Episode 76: It's a Family Affair (RHOC, RHOSLC, HoB Birthday Gift Raffle)
This week @ema.jones celebrates House of Bravo's second birthday 🥳 make sure to stay tuned till the end of the episode to find out how you can win a special "thank you" gift ✨ Also covered in this episode: Whitney Rose + Lisa Barlow's similar yet different ways of receiving constructive…
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Episode 75: I'll Be Your Villain (Diddy arrest, RHOC, RHODubai, RHOSLC)
This week @ema.jones explores the MANY transits hitting Sean Diddy Combs chart amidst his arrest for sexual assault and misconduct (and what it could mean for him moving forward). Also covered in this episode: a review of all RHOSLC ladies' natal charts to kick off season 5, uncovering the karmic...
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Episode 74: Swift Support + Bravo Court (Taylor Swift endorses Kamala Harris, Rachel Zoe divorce, RHOC, RHODubai)
This week @ema.jones breaks down the transits supporting Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris for the 2024 presidential election. Also covered in this episode: Rachel Zoe's divorce, transits hitting Jennifer Pedranti during filming of RHOC season 18, Gina Kirschenheiter spilling the beans...
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Episode 73: Traitor Treat (RHOC, RHODubai)
This week @ema.jones explores the Traitors party side-convo synastry of Heather Dubrow + Katie Ginella and Emily Simpson + Jennifer Pedranti. Are either pair headed towards a true friendship? Also covered in this episode: Mars's elongated journey through Cancer, Tamra and Shannon's on-screen vs...
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Episode 72: You Know That You're Toxic (Tom Girardi Conviction, RHOC, RHODubai)
This week @ema.jones covers Alexis Bellino's obsession with Johnny J— are these two destined for each other or star-crossed lovers? Explore both options as we break down their synastry with a close look to their Saturn and Nodal placements. Also covered in this episode: Tom Girardi's conviction…
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Episode 71: Not a Fucking Hotdog (RHONJ, RHODubai, RHOC)
This week @ema.jones wraps up RHONJ season 14 with a look at Teresa and Melissa's energetics from a Human Design perspective. Also covered in this episode: Stanbury's apology to Ayan, Heather Dubrow's hard exterior and ultra-sensitive interior, Lesa Milan as the definition of sabateur, and…
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Episode 70: Queen of This Shit (Tim Walz, RHOC, RHONJ, RHODubai)
This week @ema.jones wraps up initial thoughts on the 2024 candidates' natal charts with a review of Tim Walz's and gives a breakdown of how transits work from a Human Design perspective. Also covered in this episode: New Jersey's last supper, Lesa Milan's forgiving nature, Vicki Gunvalson's need...
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Episode 69: Gumbaya (Simone Biles, RHONJ, RHOC)
This week @ema.jones has a lot of questions: What are John Janssen's motives? Can Jenn learn to grab the reigns and "be an adult"? Is Margaret up to something shady? What is Luis even trying to promote? And how is Simone Biles so iconic? Also covered in this episode: Phaedra's return to RHOA,...
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Episode 68: Someone Has to be the Adult (Kamala + Trump, RHONJ, RHOC, RHODubai, Astrocartography)
This week @ema.jones explores the similarities between Kamala Harris and Trump's charts before unpacking the power dynamics at play with Louis and Teresa This week's episode also covers a Neptunian parallel between Jennifer Pedranti and Teresa Giudice's relationship blindspots and how the…
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Episode 67: Namaste, Bitch (Trump Assassination Attempt, RHONJ, RHODubai, RHOC)
We're back, baby! @ema.jones takes a quick break from regularly scheduled programming to explore Trump's chart and the transits at play on July 13th before diving into the Bravo shows of the week. Back in Bravo-land, check out the astrology behind RHOC season 18 cast taglines, Margaret Joseph's...
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Episode 66: Imbalanced Energies (Kenya Moore on "Pause", RHODubai, RHONJ)
@ema.jones revisits Sergio and Caroline's dynamic focusing on Sergio's Saturn Return as he attempts to stake his claim as "man of the house". This week's episode also covers Kenya Moore's pause on RHOA, the different ways energies can manifest, and a look at Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin's...
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Episode 65: N is for Narcissist (Justin Timberlake DUI, Summer House Reunion pt 2, RHONJ, RHODubai)
@ema.jones unpacks Caroline Stanbury & Sergio's synastry and relationship dynamic (spoiler alert, there is an extreme power imbalance here 😂) and takes a stab at what Dr Sara Al Madani may have against Libra men. This week's episode also covers Dolores Catania's men wanting to "have their cake…
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Episode 64: Fugazi Friendships (RHONJ, RHODubai, Summer House Reunion pt 1)
@ema.jones is riding the VUCA Gemini energy this week with a review of the first part of Summer House reunion (hello West + Ciara, we're looking at you). This week's episode also examines Gabby Prescod's ride-or-die fixed placements, Caroline Stanbury and Sara Al Madani's natal chart musings, and...
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Episode 63: It Happened (RHONJ, RHOD, Summer House Finale)
Back to our regularly scheduled recap, @ema.jones looks at Carl and Lindsay's Human Design dynamics and breaks down the Dubai taglines with a first look at the ladies' astrological placements at play. This week's episode also examines Dolores's questionable choice of men (for her) and whether...
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Bonus Episode 20: Rejecting Projections with Summer Marie Thomas (Summer House Martha's Vineyard)
Summer House Martha's Vineyard might be on pause but all you have to do is press play to hear Summer Thomas and @ema.jones discussing all things Human Design, Astrology, and Astrocartography (and of course chat about what it's really like to be on SHMV). This episode covers what it means to have…
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Episode 62: It's Reality TV, not Reality with Preston Mitchum (Summer House Martha's Vineyard)
This week @ema.jones welcomes Preston Mitchum to The Cosmic Clubhouse. The discussion explores Preston's life work (and of course his time on Summer House Martha's Vineyard) through the lens of energetics. Topics covered in this episode include, what it's like to be on reality TV, how a shift in...
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Episode 61: Adulting is Hard (Kathryn Dennis DUI, RHONJ, Summer House, Summer House Martha's Vineyard)
This week @ema.jones gets ready to celebrate her birthday doing what she loves best, breaking down Bravo drama including the transits impacting Kathryn Dennis's recent DUI and the messiness of RHONJ's Jenn Fessler. This episode also covers the natal contradictions of the non-committal newbies on...
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House of Bravo is a weekly Bravo recap podcast with a cosmic twist. Think of it as Bravo meets Sports Center — a place to get your Bravo fix while immersing yourself in Astrology and Human Design. Join Emma (@EMA.Jones) in the Cosmic Clubhouse as she breaks down drama in an astrological play-by-play. Don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an update, and for more content follow along on instagram @thecosmicclubhouse
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