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How Did We Get Here?

by Amanda And Divya

Friends Amanda and Divya traverse the ridiculous and mind-boggling networks of their frazzled brains to tell a story that leads to the same topic. The only real question is: how did we get here when we know where we’re going? Through it all, only one person remains attached to reality: our sound engineer, Louis. Every episode, the all knowing Louis provides our hosts with a random topic of his choosing. What ensues is up to them.

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Episodes

  1. Mountains: At Least Chris Pratt's Not a Scientologist

    Well I guess it's time to tell another story, or two. Sometimes these stories involve Mountains!! Websters Dictionary defines Mountains as: "a landmass that projects conspicuously above its surroundings and is higher than a hill". Listen for more of our occultist ritual chanting! Follow us on our...

  2. Underground Detonations: There's Not Enough Sperm in My Ocean

    Woah, we're still doing this? This week Amanda and Divya say nothing about Underground Detonations! Birds and salt seem to come up a lot though... We Dictionary defines Underground Detonations as: "an explosion beneath the surface of the Earth". Listen for more of our Planet Earth! Follow us on…

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  3. Marzipan: What's Better Than the Bible?

    We're back! This week Amanda and Divya talk, and sometimes rant, about Marzipan. Webster's Dictionary defines Marzipan as: "a confection of crushed almonds or almond paste, sugar, and egg whites that is often shaped into various forms". Listen for more of our nutrition seminar! Follow us on our...

  4. Houseplants: When Dirty Sheets Hit the Fan

    This week Amanda and Divya talk about houseplants of death! And finances! Webster's Dictionary defines Houseplants as: " a plant grown or kept indoors". Listen for more of our Shakespearean monologue! Follow us on our brand new instagram! @howdidwegethere_confusion

  5. Rainbows: First Existential Crisis of the Year

    Happy New Year! This week Amanda and Divya talk about Rainbows and get a little too intense... About Rainbows? Webster's Dictionary defines Rainbows as: "1: an arc or circle that exhibits in concentric bands the colors of the spectrum and that is formed opposite the sun by the refraction and...

  6. Impressionist Painting: Back in MY day...

    What have the queens of comedy and depression got for the last episode of 2022? This week Amanda and Divya talk about Impressionist paintings and their childhoods? Maybe fear? Webster's Dictionary defines Impressionism as: "a theory or practice in painting especially among French painters of…

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  7. Nuggets!: There's boulders in these hills!

    We're back again and this time we brought most of our brains. This week Amanda and Divya talk about nuggets! You know, gold nuggets, nuggets of knowledge, nuggets of food, and more! Webster's Dictionary defines nuggets as: "1: a solid lump 2: a tidbit 3: a small usually rounded piece of food"....

  8. Trains: Shove a Dickens it!

    What's more mature than a dick joke? This week Amanda and Divya talk about... Trains! Did you think I was going to say dicks? Webster's Dictionary defines trains as: "a connected line of railroad cars with or without a locomotive". Listen for more of our super niche conference lecture... Follow…

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  9. Surf 'n Turf: Of Bear Arms, Bear Sticks, and Bear Branches

    Welcome back for more chaos than ever before! This week Amanda and Divya attempt stories that end up at surf 'n turf? Webster's Dictionary defines surf 'n turf as: "seafood and steak served as a single course". Listen for more of our drunk uncle's Thanksgiving toast... Follow us on our brand new...

  10. Lighthouses: Mashed Potato Girlfriend

    Committing to something over multiple months? What a concept! This week Amanda and Divya tell stories that end up at lighthouses! Webster's Dictionary defines lighthouses as: "a structure (such as a tower) with a powerful light that gives a continuous or intermittent signal to navigators". Listen...

  11. City States: Baby's First Birthday!

    Third time's a charm! This week Amanda and Divya go for VERY different vibes while tackling city states! Webster's Dictionary defines city states as: "an autonomous state consisting of a city and surrounding territory". Listen for more of our crazy Aunt's speech at her niece's first birthday......

  12. Vampires: Mwahaha vs Ha Ha Ha

    Let's go for round 2, where Divya gets to revisit her greatest high school fantasy, vampires! Webster's Dictionary defines vampires as: "the reanimated body of a dead person believed to come from the grave at night and suck the blood of persons asleep." Listen for the rest of our best man's…

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  13. Rodeo: What to bring to a hostage negotiation

    Welcome to our first ever episode! Today, Amanda and Divya take on the topic of Rodeo and tell their related, but unrelated tales! Websters Dictionary defines Rodeo as: "a public performance featuring bronco riding, calf roping, steer wrestling, and Brahma bull riding". Listen for the rest of our...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Friends Amanda and Divya traverse the ridiculous and mind-boggling networks of their frazzled brains to tell a story that leads to the same topic. The only real question is: how did we get here when we know where we’re going? Through it all, only one person remains attached to reality: our sound engineer, Louis. Every episode, the all knowing Louis provides our hosts with a random topic of his choosing. What ensues is up to them.

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Amanda And Divya

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How many episodes does How Did We Get Here? have?

How Did We Get Here? currently has 13 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is How Did We Get Here? about?

Friends Amanda and Divya traverse the ridiculous and mind-boggling networks of their frazzled brains to tell a story that leads to the same topic. The only real question is: how did we get here when we know where we’re going? Through it all, only one person remains attached to reality: our sound...

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How Did We Get Here? has 13 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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How Did We Get Here? is created and hosted by Amanda And Divya.
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