How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

It's my birthday and I've received the greatest present I could have asked for: finally getting dream guest YUMI STYNES on the show! If there's anyone who knows How To Do Everything, it's Yumi, and we cover a lot of ground: navigating friendships as you get older, financial literacy, pashing Robbie Williams, wearing big suits at the Opera House, and SO much more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two huge guests this week: WIL ANDERSON and PETER HELLIAR! Pete doesn't think his golf clubs will be safe in my surburb, I've been gifted an unbelievable piece of comedy memorabilia, Pete's been humbled by Chris Rock and Wil's been linking up with the other Will Andersons of the world. Thanks to Titleist! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After being marched around the building I finally managed to sit down with DILRUK JAYASINHA and LEHMO for a special travel-themed episode where we accidentally talk about Bin Laden and insurance companies but also wedge in a mysterious item that broke in my suitcase, annoying people in resorts and a stranger taking candid photos of me! Plus, I'm a "notable alumni"! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the return of JOSH EARL and the debut of my Filthy Casuals co-host BEN VERNEL! We chat about a war of the words in regards to my ex local supermarket, the only reason I've never tried heroin, Ben discovering his fathers porno stash, Josh getting into a fight at the basketball, and me learning a valuable lesson on social media back in it's heyday! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, BRON LEWIS and BEN LOMAS join me, fresh off the plane to chat about their recent holidays! Bron's chosen some brutal inflight entertainment, Lomas has been doing corporate gigs, I've copped it in the DM's and we hear about Lomas linking up with an old friend of mine in Japan! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HARLEY BREEN makes his debut on the show alongside returning guest DAVE THORNTON! We chat about Harley's free range parenting out in the bush and Dave's audience interactions at a corporate gig PLUS Harley and I have been accosted in the green room of a recent gig by one of the great political commentators, I've been roasted by Harley's son and I've gotten a rat out of my house in perhaps the most disturbing way possible. FUN! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another episode from beautiful Sydney with GEN FRICKER and KATE DEHNERT! We chat about Kate's love of Bourke st. Myer, people shagging in David Jones change rooms, how to get the cheapest cans of beans, walking two and a half hours to a comedy gig, and the existential spiral I've gone into after failing an identity verification test. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in Sydney this week so of course I had to get together with JUSTIN HAMILTON and ADAM RICHARD! I've had a BIG night right before this, involving a chaotic beginning to a show, two bizarre interactions with the same audience member, and a disastrous attempt at doing comedy in the toilets. We also chat about micromanaging comedy gigs, the drive in, and Adam's had crabs. Fun! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of the all-time greats DENISE SCOTT joins me this week for a HUGE episode! We get stuck into our mutual best friend: The Big C. How did Denise approach the challenge of writing and touring a show about her recent cancer battle and how does she deal with audience interaction during a show about such a heavy topic? We also discuss her current Logie nomination and her experiences at the ceremony over the last couple of years. PLUS we share a love of online shopping and a huge shout-out for a previous guests' current live show! Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. Tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TIM HEWITT and ZACK DYER join me this week to chat about performing comedy at private parties, trimming trees in a swingers house, visiting Mad magazine, me trying to locate a house party on my block over the weekend and some incredible MCing that I saw while performing at a Greens fundraiser! Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. Tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a good old fashioned silly boys muck around this week with BEN KNIGHT and NICK CAPPER! We chat about my breakdancing personal trainer, the worst chains in the food court, Capper's finally decided to be more childish, and I've taken umbrage with Knighty moving away from the Sunshine Coast. Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. Tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MISTER SPELLING himself GUY MONTGOMERY joins me this week for a far-reaching chat about the beautiful human mind. Waiting for your turn in conversation, letting the mind run free while falling asleep, what's the most interesting thing about you? and belly button lint. Fun stuff! Come see my show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' in Brisbane on July 2, and Sydney on July 4. Tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JOSH THOMAS has just spent a month at the Comedy Festival performing magic tricks every night - is he going to be able to teach me how to do these tricks, or will I need to consult AI? I’m on the verge of booking an appointment with a pet psychic, Josh has had to stop signing autographs on body parts, have I created any media that’s made a young person have a realisation about themselves? And the strange self-induced psychosis of working on a pitch. Fun! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BRETT BLAKE and JOSH EARL join me to reminisce about the joys of drinking alcohol as young person: our first times trying booze, my dad getting leathered at my 21st, Josh's kids new Youtube channel, and Brett's hard rubbish TV. PLUS we hear about Brett being detained by customs in New Caledonia and have I been accidentally staying in a swingers house? How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SAM TAUNTON and ALEX WARD join me this week to discuss airplane material and travelling without the internet. I've gone a little bit overboard celebrating my dog's birthday, Taunton's been haemorrhaging money at Adelaide cafes and we cook up a dystopian new advertising trend that we're worryingly positive about.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AMY RUFFLE (Thank God You're Here, Mako Mermaids) joins me this week to chat about the lore surrounding a show she was in and how that manifests in fan interactions. We also discuss being a part of other peoples nostalgia, the best and worst brands of candy, cinema etiquette, and Amy's former life as a high diver. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The legendary SPOD joins me this week! You may have heard his music over the last twenty plus years, you may have seen his music videos for other artists, you may have even tasted his beef jerky! We chat about how to show South Park to your kids, what goes into making beef jerky, home renovations, why Dads love getting around in only their jocks, the fine line being parody and immersion, the Band in a Bubble and heaps, HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Taskmaster himself, TOM GLEESON has invited himself onto the show this week for an absolute treat of an episode! We discuss Tom's mechanical brain for comedy and the work he puts in to make it look like he's putting no work in. We also get deep into the differences between being famous in the present day versus in the 70's, the art of the perfect roast joke, the point of Tom's career where he thought he was at the end of the line and of course: going bald. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by two TITANS of broadcasting: DAVE WOODHEAD and LUKA MULLER, as we pour one out for our spiritual king: Kyle Sandilands. We discuss the shockwaves of King Kyles departure from broadcasting trickling all the way down to therapists of radio hosts, the genius idea of inventing a new cuisine, I've had a remarkable experience at a fertility doctor that's lead to me being BLANKED by a celebrity, plus a guy who was the most famous Uber driver in Melbourne for a hot couple of hours! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CHLOE PETTS joins me this week! I'm a little flustered over having to learn an incredibly simple dance routine just before the podcast, we figure out where exactly the Australian accent originated from, we get into the wild word of British children's books and television, competitive spelling competitions, getting lost in Disneyworld and reading bad reviews in Edinburgh.Chloe's show Big Naturals is one until 19 April at Melbourne Town Hall, before touring to Sydney and Brisbane Comedy Festivals. Tickets here. Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DANIELLE WALKER and LAUREN BONNER join me this week. It's the middle of the Comedy Festival and Danielle still hasn't found a Festival crush and so as with so many other jobs: we're outsourcing it to AI, using the Comedy Festival's built in show finder to try and find a suitable suitor for Danielle. We also talk about the criteria for Completely Unremarkable Men, and I've been the victim of an April Fool's Prank that made me look completely insane! Check out Danielle's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here. Check out Lauren's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RYAN SHELTON from The Imperfects joins me this week and I quite quickly find myself in a mini Imperfects episode. We chat about conflict and how to navigate it, which, believe it or not, I have some experience in! Ryan goes digging for answers and he gets them! We also talk about skimming self help books, being jealous of other peoples happiness and our shared interest in staging exhibitions. Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's nothing in the notes app but that's not going to stop Two of the Greats: CAMERON JAMES and TOM BALLARD! Cam and I have both given Tom very different feedback on his new Comedy Festival show, Cam's witnessed an unbelievable Barney at the Adelaide Fringe, the advertising roll-out for my show is not going as smoothly as I'd hoped, and Cam's had a run in with a personal trainer. Check out Tom's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MILLIE HOLTEN (Descent, Longhead) and KATE DEHNERT (The Project, Tonight At The Museum) join me this week to discuss possible ways to get revenge on older brothers for their childhood bullying, Millie's very very specific way of playing The Sims, Kate's attempts at dating off the apps, the incredible power that Millie's straightened hair is capable of, and the most positive 7-11 cashier in Melbourne. Check out Kate's show 'Echo' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DAMIAN CALLINAN has appeared across TV shows, Comedy Festivals, radio, and is one of the few comedians in Australia to have made their own film. We chat about his latest project: travelling to small towns, meeting the locals, and putting on a show for them about the town. We also get into his experience of making his film The Merger, touring it around to European countries and being introduced to some very impressive people, his link to the Eureka Stockade and HEAPS more. Check out Damian's show 'Spoons' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here.Check out Tommy's show 'A Seven Minute Voice Memo, Left On Seen' at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Follow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh from the Adelaide Fringe, I'm joined by NICK CODY & LIZZY HOO! Lizzy's seen an unbelievable magic show as I'm starting to think about possible "entertainment" at my wedding. We also dive in to Cody's phobia on rides and my brutal spot at a Powerpoint-based comedy show. PLUS Lizzy's 2026 bingo card, her post gig DM's and Shrek burlesque! Check out Lizzy Hoo and Nick Cody on tour around Australia. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm back from Adelaide and joined by JORDAN BARR and BEN SEARLE! I've been trying to look cool in front of young people in Perth, we're reminiscing about making homemade explosives in our youth as well as inventing games, trying to stay up to date with current lingo, and I've failed at booking in a fertility appointment! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My great pals DILRUK JAYASINHA and DAVE THORNTON join me as I'm licking my wounds after a very stressful week at the Perth Fringe! We chat about the benefits of being a burlesque performer, the ending of Ace Ventura, peaking in high school, Dil's attempts at smuggling booze into the races and how to charm security guards. FUN WITH MATES! Come and see me in Adelaide THIS WEEKEND - February 20 & 21. Tickets here!How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DAMIEN POWER and JOSH EARL are my guests this week! We chat a bit about Damo's demeanour on podcasts, his advice for eating healthily and then in a first for the podcast, I've invited a listener to come on and give us some expert advice: Trent from boutique management group Slut Industries fills us on the shows that he's producing for the upcoming Festival season, his advice for all three of us to improve our comedy careers, and his plans for a new Melbourne International Comedy Fringe Festival! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The two bozos behind the podcast Hey Fam!, ANDREW LEVINS and ANGUS TRUSKETT join me in my hotel room this week for a few beers and a podcast, emphasis on the 'beers'. It's a loose, boozy, messy catch up where we spend way too long calling back to an incredibly crass meme. Along the way we chat about our own personal Subway Takes, Angus Looper-ing himself, the incredibly cool day that Levins had before turning up to meet us, and heaps more. Strap in and enjoy the ride! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I've dragged my podcast suite into the Sydney Opera House for a very special chat with ALEXIS TAYLOR from HOT CHIP before their soundcheck and performance in the Concert Hall. We chat about being present on stage, what Alexis is thinking about when he plays Boy From School, experimenting with new methods of playing the guitar, the perfect comedians to open for Hot Chip on tour, and the questionable work ethic of one of the most famous artists of all time. What a thrill to get to record this chat with one of The Great Men, in one of The Great Venues! There's a special extended edit of this episode featuring clips from most of the music that we talk about, available now on the Patreon: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Alexis' new solo record Paris In The Spring is out March 13. You can pre-save the album now and check out the single Out Of Phase on all the streaming platforms. Tommy is on tour: Feb 11 - 15 in Perth, Feb 20 & 21 in Adelaide, April 7 - 19 in Melbourne. Tickets: TommyDassalo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for another year with a BUMPER episode to kick off 2026! CAMERON JAMES, DANIELLE WALKER and NIKKI BRITTON join me to chat about Hanson, aliens, bigfoots, leprechauns, family medical dramas and SO much more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The main show is on a little break over the holidays but there's still fresh bonus episodes coming out every week over on Patreon. Here's a little taster of the kind of stuff that's been happening over there in the last few months featuring GARETH REYNOLDS & DAVE ANTHONY, BRON LEWIS & BRETT BLAKE, KIRSTY WEBECK & JOSH EARL and GREG LARSEN & BEN VERNEL. Head over to Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything to sign up and keep getting fresh new stuff to listen to every week over the break! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The main show is on a little break over the holidays but there's still fresh bonus episodes coming out over on Patreon. Here's a little taster of the kind of stuff that's been happening over there in the last few months featuring BRON LEWIS & BRETT BLAKE, TOM BALLARD & DAVID QUIRK and GREG LARSEN & BEN VERNEL. Head over to Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything to sign up and keep getting fresh new stuff to listen to every week over the break! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I was in Adelaide doing shows and so I invited LLOYD LANGFORD around to chat about my rich history in the hotel I was staying in, Lloyd putting off an entire production with his room upgrade, short circuiting a hotel in Prague, giving out potentially life-threatening advice to a drunk comedian, auditioning for a reality show and heaps, HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by GREG LARSEN and GEN FRICKER! We learn about Geggy's expertise in being horny in chat rooms, his lasting legacy at the ABC studios, some "hot goss" about Madeline McCann, me being forced to autograph a guitar at a music festival, and how to join Puppetry of the Penis. Fun!How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the return of NICK CAPPER and the debut of DAVE O'NEIL! We celebrate Capper's birthday in style by hearing about Dave driving to Newcastle in his bathers, his attempts to con his way into a job at The Age and bombing for a group of pub owners. Plus, Capper's insulted the late, great Robin Williams and in a first for the podcast: a guest "storms out" before the end. Spicy! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by RAY O'LEARY and MEG JÄGER! Ray gets confronted about his status as Biggest Comedy Gossip, Meg's been grilled about her favourite comedians on a drive from Sydney to Brisbane, I've crashed a billy cart and a listener has had a painful memory brought up by last week's episode! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MATT STEWART and SUREN JAYEMANNE join me this week for a mercifully brief chat about the difference between spearmint & peppermint before getting into the meaty topics of how to fall asleep anywhere, beating a member of the Wu Tang Clan at chess, respecting your elders, plus an all-time great concept for a dystopian sci-fi film. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BEV KILLICK has been crushing it in comedy clubs around Australia for decades, appearing in heaps of movies and TV shows along the way. She joins me this week to chat about meeting her husband while starting out in stand-up at the Espy, working in a theatre restaurant in Townsville, her friendship with a UFC champion and her legendary tales of public incontinence. Catch Bev this weekend at Comedy Republic in Melbourne: tickets here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by Perthonalities MIKE GOLDSTEIN and FRANKIE ROWSTHORN! We figure out the etiquette of gossiping about other comedians, hear about Frankie and her dad on The Amazing Race, how to pretend that you're into muscle cars, living with a bunch of yucky boys and HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The host of Comedy Bang Bang and the co-creater / writer / director of Between Two Ferns, SCOTT AUKERMAN joins me TWICE this week! (sorta.) We break down the differences in the democratic process between our two countries, I share a troubling conversation about AI that I overheard, we nerd out over concert technology and I discover Scott's childhood artistic abilities which put him on the path to writing for Spiderman! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm up in Brisbane this weekend so I made time to catch up with EMMA HOLLAND and RHI DOWN! It's a VERY loose one this week as we chat about pregnancy, Emma's friendship with Lisa McCune, pretending to be a tour guide, starting fights at the park and heaps, heaps more!How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by LUKA MULLER and ALEX WARD! Luka busts me for having a stupid password on an old social media account, I've stayed in the world's oldest hotel, Wardy's been ripped off by a taxi driver and Luka tells us an absolute odyssey of a yarn about being driven around by a sweet older man in Vietnam.If you're in Queensland, come and see me and Josh this weekend, working on new material. Brisbane October 18 and Cairns October 19.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I have the honour of being the catalyst for my good buddy KYLE KINANE having a full blown midlife crisis! Kyle is, for my money, one of the best comedians working right now so of course he has some thoughts on the state of the comedy landscape today. We also chat about smoking meth to get handiwork done, laughing at the worst parts of a comedy show, my recent arrival in a small town having a life-altering effect for someone from my past, and Kyle crashing a houseboat into a dock. Kyle's always on the road so go see him if he's near you, and if he's not, check out one of his excellent specials: https://kylekinane.com/How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Triple J, Bang On, Spicks & Specks, and her new podcast The Moment, MYF WARHURST joins me today! We get trivial about how to make the perfect platter for a dinner party, we get deep about how to be alone and love yourself, we unearth a cringe-inducing story about one of my earliest stand-up gigs and of course: we gush about our pets. Something for everyone! Check out Myf's new podcast The Moment, wherever you get your podcasts! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SCOTT DOOLEY and JASON CHATFIELD beam in to the show this week, LIVE from Times Square (yes, really). We learn what it takes to bluff your way in to a dinner with the CIA, as well as discussing Dools being with me when I got owned by an Uber driver, forgetting a joke onstage that I've done a billion times, the origins of Lululemon and so much more! Check out Jason's Substack: https://www.newyorkcartoons.com/And grab Scott & Jason's latest book here: https://www.jasonchatfield.com/store/signed-copy-of-youre-not-a-real-dog-owner-untilHow To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SCOUT BOXALL has been immersed in a tonne of different interests, starting from scratch each time. From court transcriptions where they had to listen in to juicy crime scene details, to making costumes for Live Action Role Playing, to attending clown school in France and absolutely hating it and much, much more. We also take pot shots at a few select subcultures. Sorry! If you want to hear an extended cut of this episode featuring 15+ more minutes of juicy gas-bagging, sign up to the Patreon! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She's got years of experience teaching high school students How To Do things but how will BRON LEWIS fare against her greatest challenge yet: an inept 39 year old podcast host? We get stuck into Bron's messy history of being busted bitching about someone behind their back, the double-edged sword of posting about important issues, me trying to network with Bron's husband at a star-studded event, putting off the most simple tasks and Bron fumbling her way through teaching Photoshop to Year 9s! Check out Bron's special 'Who's Talking?' here.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things go off the rails almost immediately this week with TOM BALLARD and DAVID QUIRK! We interrogate how judgemental the skateboarding community is and ponder the great philosophical question of "should you ever run for the train?" We also get into Tom's teenage years in the closet, the nightmare scenarios we've heard about sleepovers, and try to figure out if there's any Amish people with ADHD. Check out Tom's play JKS, October 1 - 5 at Melbourne Fringe: tickets.See Quirk's show The House That Was Never Built in Hobart on September 10: tickets.How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as little as $5 a month and get weekly bonus mini episodes!Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on YoutubeFollow the show on Instagram at @HowToDoEverythingPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.