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How to Get Through Hell on Earth without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome

"Wonderful, honest, heartbreaking, intelligent and hilarious! Rynski's life story made me cry, laugh out loud and truly think about how to be a better person and get the most out of life." Each podcast episode is a chapter from Ryn Gargulinski's best-selling book: "How to Get Through Hell on Earth without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome." Book available on Amazon. Podcast right here!

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    Part 4 | Chapter 50 + 51: Grand Finale

    The grand finale provides a list of books and resources that have helped me along my journey, along with an invitation to come join the high-vibe fun! More info at RynGargulinski.com

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    Part 4 | Chapter 49 + 50: The Secret to Change + What Next?

    Change is possible, no matter how old you are or how long you’ve been engaged with habits, actions and ways of thinking that bring you down. All you need is willingness... and perhaps a bit of guidance to get moving forward. Tune in for the latter.

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    Part 4 | Chapter 48: The 12 Steps for Everyone

    One of the coolest - and most effective - ways to Purge, Stabilize and Soar is with the 12 steps. And they're not just for alcoholics. Listen in to see what I mean.

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    Part 4 | Chapter 47: PSS

    Stuck in a rut? Want to punch a wall? Why not try a three-step process that clears out all you no longer need so you have room for what you want. PSS is the process. It stands for Purge, Stabilize, Soar.

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    Part 4 | Chapter 46: High-Vibe Living

    Explore the concept of high-vibe living, along with tips on how to engage in it. Every. single. Day.

  6. 46

    Part 3 | Chapter 45: Freedom

    Freedom means nothing left to lose. Or does it? See how my concept of freedom has changed over the years and how to go about attaining it.

  7. 45

    Part 3 | Chapter 44: Happy New Year! You're Fired

    Gotta love surprise events, especially when they involve the new year's gift of having your job cut out of the company budget. Here's how to deal.

  8. 44

    Part 3 | Chapter 43: Inauguration

    You don’t get to be an official Floridian until you’ve lived through a hurricane. While I was more than fine and dandy to live without that designation, apparently Hurricane Ian was not.

  9. 43

    Part 3 | Chapter 42: Florida - Dec. 31, 2020

    We were racing the clock to get to Florida before offices closed on New Year's Eve. Do we make it; do we make it?

  10. 42

    Part 3 | Chapter 41: Water World

    Even with all glorious things filling my soul, there was still an itch that needed to be scratched.

  11. 41

    Part 3 | Chapter 40: Better than Caffeine

    As a former beer drinker who readily switched to a way-too-much coffee drinker, it was amazing when I found something that was actually better than caffeine. Tune in to find out what it is.

  12. 40

    Part 3 | Chapter 39: Jumping the Shark

    If you're in a rut, take a cue from the Fonz: Jump the shark. I didn't jump an actual shark, but I did jump a 6-foot wall in my bid to shake up the ole ho-hum. Tune in for details.

  13. 39

    Part 3 | Chapter 38: Learning Curve

    Life is surely a rollercoaster. With a massive learning curve. But once we learn the lessons we need to learn, there is plenty of room for joy to come in.

  14. 38

    Part 3 | Chapter 37: Elmo and Gigi

    While I knew I could never replace Sawyer, I also knew I had plenty of dog love in my heart to give to others. Like new dogs Elmo and Gigi.

  15. 37

    Part 3 | Chapter 36: Shattered

    How do you deal with the grief of losing your everything? Listen in to find out.

  16. 36

    Part 3 | Chapter 35: Broken

    One of the hardest chapters to write. To read. To live through. The impending death of my soul mate dog Sawyer.

  17. 35

    Part 3 | Chapter 34: Birth of a Dream

    When one door closes, another one opens, right? Check out the array of doors that shut and opened after the newspaper went kaput.

  18. 34

    Part 3 | Chapter 33: End of an Era

    When man plans, God laughs. Here comes a prime example of that age-old adage in action.

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    Part 3 | Chapter 32: A Growing Family

    Me and Sawyer, Sawyer and me. It was time to grow our little family. Meet the new family members.

  20. 32

    Part 3 | Chapter 31: Tucson - 2007

    As the Pacific Northwest rain was drowning me in depression, I needed to move somewhere where it didn't rain. Ever. Tucson, Arizona, here I come.

  21. 31

    Part 3 | Chapter 30: Rice in the Attic

    Aha! Here we figured out why Sawyer would stare at the closet, the bedroom door, the hallway - and growl.

  22. 30

    Part 3 | Chapter 29: Sawyer

    Ever have a soulmate dog? Mine was named Sawyer.

  23. 29

    Part 3 | Chapter 28: The Ex-Con and a Cat

    Did I mention my learning curve for bad relationships was pretty steep? Here comes the next one. Geesh!

  24. 28

    Part 3 | Chapter 27: Pacific Northwest - 2006

    Time to head up into the Redwood Forest, where good things (and creepy things) await. 

  25. 27

    Part 3 | Chapter 26: Goats

    Goats make the most wonderful companions. Well, as long as they don't trash your laundry room. Find out why anyone in their right mind would put goats in their laundry room...and more!

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    Part 3: Beyond My Wildest Dreams | Chapter 25: New Mexico - 2005

    Check out what happens when you move from rapid-fire New York City to laidback rural New Mexico (Hint: Did someone say culture shock?).

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    Part 2 | Chapter 24: Should I Stay or Should I Go?

    After nearly 18 years in the Big Apple, leaving it was a tough call. Find out if I got out or stuck around for another 18 years....

  28. 24

    Part 2 | Chapter 23: Escape from NY

    When you start bawling like a baby when you see the tall buildings and concrete as your plane is landing in La Guardia after a vacation, you know it's time to leave NYC.

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    Part 2 | Chapter 22: Sept. 11

    Living in NYC on Sept. 11, 2001, was a harrowing experience. Especially when you got to watch one of the towers get hit while you're hanging out on the 69th Street Pier.

  30. 22

    Part 2 | Chapter 21: The God Thing

    Not a fan of the punishing God that sends you to hell for sneezing wrong? Here's how to get a kind, loving God with a sense of humor (who likes tattoos).

  31. 21

    Part 2 | Chapter 20: Why Bother?

    And if dating a psychopath that turns into a stalker doesn't kill you, why not try out this thing called clinical depression? Here's what it can feel like from the inside out.

  32. 20

    Part 2 | Chapter 19: The Psychopath

    Note to self: Don't ignore those red flags meant to protect you from dating a psychopath. Yikes. Note to listener: Don't date guys who keep crossbows under their bed. 

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    Part 2 | Chapter 18: Going Solo

    Wheeeee! After years of living with this, that or the other person, I was finally breaking free to live on my own. As long as I didn't get killed riding my bicycle like a maniac along the way. Listen in to find out what I'm talking about.

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    Part 2: Sea Legs | Chapter 17: Claw Marks

    Entering recovery means letting go of the old. But the old can sometimes end up with claw marks when we hang on too tightly, too long. Find out what happens when change is in the air with this first chapter in Part 2 of the Rynski Hell on Earth saga. 

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    Part 1 | Chapter 16: Delirium Tremens

    Alcoholism is the gift that keeps on giving, even after you quit drinking. A bout of the delirium tremens (DTs) proves that. This chapter gives you a good look at what the DTs are all about. It also closes out Part 1 of the book. 

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    Part 1 | Chapter 15: Last Call

    Asking for help is a fine art that I was pretty rusty at. Mainly because I had never really done it. But dang, did I need it now. Will I finally reach out for help getting out of my living hell? (Hint: The story would have ended here if I didn't.)

  37. 15

    Part 1 | Chapter 14: Fermentation

    Something smelled foul. And it was us. Check out what more than a decade of daily drinking will do for you (and your Bensonhurst attic apartment!). 

  38. 14

    Part 1 | Chapter 13: Bottom's Up

    Ever wonder what slowly descending to an alcoholic bottom is like? Here's the bottom's up. Don't try this at home (or basically anywhere).

  39. 13

    Part 1 | Chapter 12: Books Before Beer

    Things stank... but I figured out why. It's because I didn't go to college, right? Yeah, sure. Check out what happens when an active alcoholic goes for a bachelor's degree.

  40. 12

    Part 1 | Chapter 11: The Morty Years

    Ahhh, the Morty years. I gave Morty the best years of my life...or at least a batch of years of my life. Who the heck is Morty? Listen in to find out.

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    Part 1 | Chapter 10: Kicking and Screaming

    Although it may seem much of my life had been about kicking and screaming, I REALLY kicked and screamed extra when asked to give up my New York, New York, address for this faraway location.

  42. 10

    Part 1 | Chapter 9: Chicken Man Dan

    When a man who looks like a grungy cult leader and wears a dried-up chicken claw around his neck asks you to come smoke pot in his apartment, here's why you should just say no.

  43. 9

    Part 1 | Chapter 8: Ninth and C

    Hallelujah! Big John and I finally got out of living in seedy hotels and into our very own apartment. It was at Ninth Street and Avenue C in the heart of Alphabet City. And it turns out that it may have been something I was way too quick to celebrate. Eek!

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    Part 1 | Chapter 7: Porno Ice Cream

    Because drinking beer and staring out the window all day didn't earn any money, I got my first paying job in NYC. It was at an ice cream shop where I learned a few lessons about airheads, nail hygiene and the proper measurement for chocolate sprinkles.

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    Part 1 | Chapter 6: Two Men and a Bathtub

    Ooops. Appears my guardian angel had the day off when I ran into these two dudes. I still get the heebie-jeebies just thinking about this dastardly duo. Enjoy!   GET THE BOOK “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life” Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.” Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’ Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar. Email [email protected]  Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach

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    Part 1 | Chapter 5: Two Men and a Dog

    Every one of us has a guardian angel (or 30). Mine was definitely looking out for me when I crossed paths with these two guys and a dog during my early days in New York City. GET THE BOOK “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life” Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.” Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’ Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar. Email [email protected]  Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach

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    Part 1 | Chapter 4: Skinheads and Fake Tattoos

    You know those people who go around looking for trouble - and if they don't find it, they create it? Well, I met some of those one fine night on Avenue B. Find out what happens (and why I'm still alive). GET THE BOOK “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life” Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.” Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’ Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar. Email [email protected]  Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach

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    Part 1 | Chapter 3: One Man and a Puppy

    The bowels of New York City can't be all that bad if there's a puppy involved, right? Find out. Here's where you'll also learn how to get out of kissing a scrawny squatter without making him mad. GET THE BOOK “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life” Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.” Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’ Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar. Email [email protected]  Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach

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    Part 1 | Chapter 2: New York City - 1988

    Whoa. Ever wish you could just run away from it all? Well, I did. Landing in New York City in 1988. Here's a look at what happens when an angry suburban teen ends up in the homeless mecca known as Tompkins Square Park. GET THE BOOK “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life” Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.” Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’ Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar. Email [email protected]  Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach

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    Part 1: The Downfall | Chapter 1: Now What?

    Welcome to what was once my messed-up life. Anyone who has ever felt like a total outcast will definitely relate to this chapter. Here you'll get the skinny on the bumbled beginnings of my drinking career -- at age 14. Here's where the downfall begins.  GET THE BOOK “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life” Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.” Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’ Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar. Email [email protected]  Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach

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"Wonderful, honest, heartbreaking, intelligent and hilarious! Rynski's life story made me cry, laugh out loud and truly think about how to be a better person and get the most out of life." Each podcast episode is a chapter from Ryn Gargulinski's best-selling book: "How to Get Through Hell on Earth without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome." Book available on Amazon. Podcast right here!

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