How To Have It All

This week we’re telling you all about how White America is Under Attack By The Gays and also about what it’s like to just um, not buy groceries I guess?

This week’s main episode is up (FREE) on our patreon because it’s a gosh darn bummer, so if you’re in the mood for THAT, go give it a listen!

Wow lucky you it’s a free ticket to a “live” podcast recording! We’re finishing up our tier list for the Hadley & Bennett NFL collab aprons on this most sacred B week

This week, we are both catching up on how getting our circadian rhythms under control is going (and checking in with The Sleep Prescription), and also are very very tired. Thanks for being here!!

Welcome to the first annual edition of B week! this week we're fucking around and reviewing the officially licensed NFL aprons from Hedley & Bennett aka the ampersand aprons that all the social media chefs wear.

We’ve unlocked the secret to happiness this week and it might just be eating and sleeping? Dunno we’ve never actually tried that shit it sounds like it’s for nerds. But fr the sleep prescription check in and excitement for week two of restaurant dropout.

It’s finally here the content you’ve been waiting patiently for, the beach brawl episode! Also listen to the end for our update on The Sleep Prescription by Dr. Aric Prather and Penelope’s New Bullshit Corner: the Restaurant Dropout Substack by Zoe Barrie Soderstrom.

This one’s for the hardcore sickos who want to know the mundane details of our road trip to Myrtle Beach, SC. Check out part two for the real wild content you normally come here for.

This week Penelope recommits to the sleep cult as we discuss The Sleep Prescription by Dr. Aric Prather, and we discuss what the heck Martha would’ve been up to, as well as the afterlife and why whatever you’re scared of is probably not even that bad anyway.

This week we’re finishing up our review of The Mindful Child, plus talking a big furniture rearrangement, doghouse jail, and a special guest appearance from The Eldest.

We’re back for Season 2! And we’re talking mindfulness, including The Mindful Child by Susan Kaiser Greenland. Please send us your suggestions for what we should cover next!

Well folks, we need a couple weeks to get our bearings together here so we can figure out what’s next! Season 2 of How To Have It All coming SOON!! 😘

With all due respect to DST, I hope it gets eliminated forever. This week we’re calling time of death on the Martha’s calendars challenge and planning for the next big thing. Get in touch with us on Patreon or in the comments to let us know what we should try next to get our lives in order!

so, apparently the calendars are bullshit? Come along with us on another week of figuring out that this book is a lie!https://youtu.be/Z9tciU1shIA - BBC Archive guy from 1975 talking about how life is getting worsehttps://youtu.be/pv6V1yHvJyo - BBC Archive Victorian teensSAVE STANDARD TIME!! daylight savings can suck my butt

What a week folks, what a week. Tune in to hear about our bowling adventure, passing as fascists, and more!

Buckle up and hold on to your butts, dear listeners, this is a LONG one! We actually did some of the things on the calendar this week, and even for some of the things we didn’t do, there’s LOTS to talk about! And also, even though it’s long, I don’t think it’ll fill you with existential dread, for once!That YouTube video about feminine energy I mentioned, by Tara Mooknee Our instagram, so you can look at some of the wild stuff we saw at the antique shop!

This week on the pod we’re talking the big game (and absolute annihilation of the cheeks), the increasing buildup of tasks on the calendars, and we’re finally revealing whether you CAN “have it all.”

CW: lots of collapse of civilization chat this week, so listen with caution if you’re trying to protect your inner peace! Otherwise we are chatting how the first month of the calendars challenge went, thoughts on mini vacations, and introducing a new facet of our challenge!

This week we didn’t do anything from the calendar, but we have plenty to discuss! Matt reveals that British people commonly eat both mashed and roasted potatoes in the same meal, we talk about The Big Game sponsored by Big Tax Preparation, and more!History of “Do Attend” by Bryan Hickey for Philly VoicePigeonometry by Aesop RockDigging The Greats uses an iPod for a month

This week we talk the money cost of “having it all” for 20 days, our Amish country vacation, and we reveal the private, personal details of our two cats.

This week, Penelope learns about patriarchy, and we talk gender socialization, AJ Brown’s reading list, whether women are allowed to use hammers, and how eating grapefruit is hard. All this and much more! AJ Brown’s mid-game reading As always, Martha’s bookFollow us on instagram @haveitall_pod

We’re talking week one retrospective, ghosts in the ocean, New Year’s resolutions, and why you can’t have it all (spoiler alert: it’s capitalism)!! Follow us on instagram @ haveitall_pod

It's our first episode! We're kind of introducing ourselves here, as well as introducing our 2025 challenge - to follow "Martha Stewart's calendars" (allegedly) as closely as possible for the entire year, and report back on what happens. Not Mormons, promise. Martha Stewart's Organizing: The Manual for Bringing Order to Your Life, Home & Routines Sixteenth Minute of Fame - Why Are There So Many Mormon Influencers? The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing