Episodes
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181: Bad Jew Jew
Nikki Justice and Edan McGovern on the pod this week on a trip up from Sydney to run a show straight from a sex shop in Newy with some crazy stories. Nikki talks about her comedy tour on the east coast of Australia and the struggles with touring (like forgetting your undies, getting ripped off…
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180: Into The No Goods
Pretty naughty episode. Enjoy
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179: Speaking of Autism
Ben's missed the pod due to hay fever. Mitch rocks up stoned. So there's a fair bit of dribble. Joel gets called out for comedy court. Ethan's gone full Zuck mode and started smoking meat.
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178: Stiff Clit
When's the next episode? It's today! Eddy Rockefeller dropping in to talk about her pussy today. Enjoy!
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177: Two Fat Dudes
It's fat on skinny crime this week as Ethan gets roasted by two KFC supporters. Mitch Coyne and Broden Shearer. Mitch goes to the UFC on MD cause he's a man-child in his 30's. The two fats get upset that Ethan had lobster for breakfast. ENJOY!
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176: Hewwo Guvnah
Return of the pod and return of the king, Kyle Legacy on this week. We're talking absolute smack in this episode. Get around it you little drama queens. You fucken love it. Red hot episode. Ennnnnnnnnjoy!
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175: Jewish Tricks
Here you go, you grubs. Another pod. @bradleybishop_ on this week (by this week we mean about 2 months ago and we haven't done a pod since). If you want more pods leave a review. A few people have told us to quit. So if you could balance that out it'd be appreciated. Enjoy!
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174: Duffman's Getting Cancelled
Brandon Duff on the pod. We do some racist accents to welcome him. Then it's all shit talk from there. Enjoy.
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173: Lerch for President
I dunno, recorded this ages ago. Enjoy ya filthy animals.
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172: Dribblin' Shit
Mitch and Ethan doin an old fashioned shit dribble. Mitch didn't manage to book a guest and Ethan refuses to pick up any slack for him. Enjoy!
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171: Just Havin a Chat
Mick Meredith on the pod this week. Ethan tries his best to keep up. Mitch isn't on to jump in with his wild comments.
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170: Monkey Brains
Trev joins us this week on the pod. Or last week, or whenever the fuck we recorded it. Trev's less than 20 sets deep and is already better than half the open mic scene. Hopefully he gets somewhere in comedy before he kicks the bucket or forgets what his jokes are. Top bloke and a good listen. Get...
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169: Full Service
The fat skinny men are joined by Brad Bishop and Ben McLennan for another round of talking professional levels of bullshit. Mitch is getting an escort for a threesome. Ethan is striking out with the ladies. Brad and Ben are dealing with bullshit rooms and Brad's yelling at blind people. Enjoy!
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168: Drinking the Haterade
Joel Pearse on the pod with his set being protested by local legend Ezekiel Ox. Enjoy!
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167: We Should Write Together
It's Zoe on the pod this week. Another female comic has joined the scene and the fellas give her a heartwarming welcome. Dunno why we don't have more females in comedy tbh. Enjoy!
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166: HTNC: Nobody Questions Diarrhoea
Marty Bright on the pod. Big overseas trip for a couple of months. Talkin about Thaiiiiland. High brow shit talk. Literal shit talk. The best shit talk of all. Only on this pod. Enjoy!
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165: HTNC: Does His Dick Stink?
Ben McLennan on the pod this week. Ben gargles Butterfields balls and gets some pretty sick gigs out of it. We try and get ourselves cancelled again. We hate on women and India. Enjoy!
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164: HTNC: Appeasing the Algorithm
Neel Kolhatkar on the pod this week. Talking about running your own shows in comedy. Woke rooms and anti-woke rooms. Figuring out comedy online as well as club spots. And a support worker left their client at a comedy showcase and it ended about as well as you'd expect. Enjoy!
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163: HTNC: Burning Bits (Ft. Jarryd Goundrey)
Jarryd Goundrey on the pod dropping some knowledge. We talk about how to do a comedy festival without losing a shitload of money. How to promote shows and why putting stuff online can help you. Get in before Jarryd learns he can charge a thousand bucks a head for a workshop on this kinda stuff....
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162: HTNC: #162 - Calling Out Hasbulla
Imaan Hadchiti on the pod this week. Calling out Hasbulla for a fight. Getting political. Hanging shit on comics. This episodes got it all. Enjoy!
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161: HTNC: #161 - The Origins of Homophobia
Steve Whiteley and John Peacock on the pod this week. Bit of bogan history. A deep dive on boner pills. Someone drove off a cliff in Newcastle and surprisingly it wasn't Ethan. Enjoy!
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160: HTNC: #160 - Not Lewis Spears
Lewis couldn't make it. He had better things to do. Which would be literally anything. So Ethan and Mitch decided to do the pod by themselves and it's awful. Enjoy.
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159: HTNC: #159 - A Healthy Amount of Paranoia
James Connors on the pod this week. The open mic was full of people who need psychiatric help. Ethan's upset that hardly any acts turned up to the talent show but it still went well cause Mitch got a tattoo of a turtle on his leg while telling jokes on stage. Vapes are $50 each and rising. The...
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158: HTNC: #158 - Homeless Handjobs
Kyle Legacy on the pod this week. Bagging out Germans. Ethan's on 4 hours sleep and can't get laid. Mitch gave $10 to a homeless guy and regretted it immediately. Enjoy!
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157: HTNC: #157 - The Boy Prince
Elliot Stewart on the pod this week. The boy has big dreams and its gonna leave us all behind one day. Ethan bombs hard on a showcase. We hate on the fringe and Sydney open mics. Mitch reckons he would have crushed a corporate tradie gig. Then defends his 'swords are like condoms' joke. Big Jim…
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156: HTNC: #156 - I Went to Bondi Westfield and All I Got Was This Lousy Episode
Just bein silly buggers. Dave Brooks and Adam Ronan on the pod. Enjoy
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155: HTNC: #155 - Shower Chair
Eddy Rockefeller on the pod this week. Talking that comedy shit as usual. Mitch goes off on his conspiracies as usual. Give it a listen and... Enjoy!
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154: HTNC: #154 - We Got Cancelled
Adam Ronan on the pod this week. Ethan's been threatened to be sued for defamation and still owes Mitch a 6 pack of Stone and Wood. Mitch tells some stories about disabled people from high school. Enjoy!
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153: HTNC: #153 - AI Fuckbots
Lauryn Lawrence on the pod this week. Loz did an AI debate at the comedy club and absolutely crushed it. Winning the argument for her team. The recording of it had no audience mic though so it sounds like she was bombing. Hilarious. Enjoy.
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152: HTNC: #152 - Bus Wank
Kurt Sterling on the pod....weeks ago. We're terrible at uploading on time. Talking about festival shows, self deprecating without getting pitied by a crowd. Trying to grow on social media. Enjoy!
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151: HTNC: #151 - Comedy Deaf Jam
Comedian and now deaf comedian Angus McLeod on the pod. Chatting about doing comedy, becoming deaf. Does getting hit by a car makes you better at comedy? Find out in this episode. Enjoy!
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150: HTNC: #150 - Invasive Species
This weeks pod with a legend in jiu jitsu and comedy the great Bobby Sandhu. Rogan was unavailable. Enjoy.
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149: HTNC: #149 - Parenting Tips with Steve Lerch
This is a wild episode that probably should have never been released. So here it is. Enjoy!
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148: HTNC: #148 - Paid In Exposure
Lovely positive time with Joel Pearse on the pod this week, we trash talk rooms runners who act shitty. Positive vibes only. Enjoy!
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147: HTNC: #147 - Fwah Grahs
Broden Shearer on the pod this week nice and hungover. Ethan's upset about his Sydney bomb and Movember bomb and has a whinge. We breakdown what happened at the Movember gig. We run outta steam and start doing down syndrome impressions. Enjoy!
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146: HTNC: #146 - The Ori' Stories
Steve White on the pod this week. Talking about some of the old stories from a hell gig known as the Oriental Hotel once upon a time in Newcastle. Mitch gets into his mishaps in the military. Ethan has a dumb idea of how to promote videos online. Enjoy!
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145: HTNC: #145 - Fried Full Moon Party
Mitch Fry on the pod this week. Good story about losing his passport in Bangkok. Roast Battles and bombing. Give it a listen. Or not. Enjoy!
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144: HTNC: #144 - Heavy Shits
Ben McLennan on this week. Ben almost shits himself at work, makes fun of a fat sheila in the crowd and feels bad about it. Ethan bombs opening for Akmal and gets a photo of what could be his skidmarks in the toilet bowl. Then does a pride gig and bombs again. Another great week of comedy. Enjoy!
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143: HTNC: #143 - Racist Carpet Cleaner
Joined this week by Elliot Stewart and Luke Dillon on the pod. Mitch is having nightmares because he quit smoking bongs. Pornhub has added an are you 18 button. Really covering the big topics as usual. Enjoy!
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142: HTNC: #142 - Show Us Your Bits
Eddy Rockefeller on the pod this week to do a debrief on the first run of Show Us Your Bits comedy talent show. Enjoy!
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141: HTNC: #141 - The Core
Chris Martin on the pod this week. Talkin about trying to get booked. Ethan's preparing his roast jokes and Chris has a funny story about monologues in the car. Enjoy!
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140: HTNC: #140 - I'm Not A Salmon
The elusive Bobby Sandhu finally on the pod this week after chasing him to come on for weeks! We talk some shit about comedy and Bobby's trip over to America doing comedy and Jiu Jitsu and getting stuck at immigration. Enjoy! PS: Bobby joins in around 23 mins in cause the fucker was late if you...
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139: HTNC: #139 - Eugene
James Connors on the pod this week. Keeping the ship afloat at Newcastle Comedy Club. Dealing with absolute madmen. Enjoy!
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138: HTNC: #138 - Stop Bangin My Wife!
Christian Elderfield on the pod. Mad stories about swinging and renting his room out to a cam girl. Enjoy!
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137: HTNC: #137 - Prime Minister Chinesey
Joel Pearse on the pod this week. Joel performed clean comedy at an Indian birthday in the middle of nowhere and it went well! We breakdown the freemasons. Walking people with down syndrome and what would happen if we had a Chinese Prime Minister.
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136: HTNC: #136 - A Pukey $2 Coin
Matty B and Broden Shearer on the pod. Post Matty's solo show at the Newcastle Comedy Club. Matty debates picking up a $2 coin he saw in a pile of spew. Who is more mentally unhinged in comedy, men or women? Find out the answer this week.
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135: HTNC: #135 - Pidgeon For My Snake
Liam Callen on the pod this week to talk a bit of comedy! Some fun stories, including a train ride home from doing open mics in Sydney. Talking shit on festivals and getting complaints from a show in Rutherford. Get on board.
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134: HTNC: #134 - A Fish Called Kramer
Sam Tallent could not make it to Newcastle in time for the pod, probably for the best. Mitch goes on a wild story about Micheal Richards killing a man with a steamroller from a John Cleese film. We talk about the Bradford gig. Some other stuff I wont mention in the description, just give it a...
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133: HTNC: #133 - Head-Kicking an Alpaca
Closeted homosexual and aspiring comedian Dave Brooks joins the pod this week to talk about his recent animal and open mic abuse. You'll wanna listen to this one.
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132: HTNC: #132 - Boner at Nan's
Luke Dillon on the pod this week. Mitch has bailed on the pod. Terrible movies and terrible people at comedy shows. Pod ends before we get on a watch list. Enjoy!
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