Howell Dawdy's Fast Track

Howell Dawdy's Fast Track is BACK with a classic style full length main feed episode, and my hilarious guests for this one are Charlotte and Libby of What's All This Then, a podcast about British culture! We write a Belle and Sebastian-inspired song about the way things should be. Find What's All This Then here or wherever you get podcasts: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/whats-all-this-then-with-charl-6086026/episodes And access the 'Finest' premium content on their patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/whatsallthisthen

Hold still! I got a brand new episode of Fast Track here with my friends JF and DBJ on it. In this free portion of the episode we write a holy tune about a holy toon. Go to patreon.com/howelldawdy for the full episode!

Back with another Fast Track freebie! Josiah Hughes joins me to write a sad song about the tragedy of realizing you like the look of a certain electronic pickup truck. If you enjoy this head over to patreon dot com slash howell dawdy to hear us write a swinging crooners anthem for a certain special kind of lady, that Wizegal.

Mike 'DB' Hale of the Sleepy Brothers and YKS is back on the Fast Track today, so we write another song about a horse. If you want to hear the rest of this episode (which contains a whole nother song) head over to patreon dot com slash howell dawdy

Fast Track is back, baby. And it's faster than ever. Two of my favorite returning guests (Stefan Heck of Go Off Kings/Blocked Party and Demi Lardner of Big Soft Titty.png) join me to write a song in record time. And if you enjoy this part of the ep there's so much more for you over at patreon.com/howelldawdy. In the full length premium episode, we play a new version of Song Parody Paradise where we take turns writing parody songs in 3 minutes. And just as Stefan predicts in the intro, we really do get wild and crazy with it.

Happy Holidays from Howell Dawdy's Fast Track. Here's a little gift from behind the paywall with special guest Bob Cratchit the frog. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Jesse Farrar and Stefan Heck Bob Cratchit portrayed by Sean Keller

On the thrilling conclusion of Trackbound: Tracktober II, The Flop House podcast joins Howell to write a sexy song about an encounter that is, well, out of this world. Because of the alien in the story. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Chucky and Cait "Raft" Raft!

Boo! It's Tracktober season once again and Wolf Howell Dawdy and Stefan and John from Blocked Party have such sights to show you. We write a monster party song that's also about John's birthday, and we do it in a half an hour. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Chucky and Andy Fleming!

It's the finale of season 2 of Fast Track and I've got the incredible Carly Johnson on the show to celebrate. We write an important pop song about freedom, minding your own business, and pissing. See ya in Tracktober! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Robin Hatch and Josiah Hughes!!

Howdy listener! I am unlocking a randomly selected bonus episode today for the main feed because I do not the next episode ready. Enjoy this dark glimpse into a nightmarish future in which people are emails. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Robin Hatch and Josiah Hughes!!

I've got Emmy award winning writer and podcaster Dan McCoy on the track today and we write a song in a half hour about feeling like a big old baby all the time for your whole life. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Robin Hatch and Josiah Hughes!!

Hot Dad joins me in the Fast Track kitchen today to write a song about hair in a half an hour. Will these two cook or will it be a case of too many cooks? You'll have to listen to find out. But we do cook. The song rocks Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Jesse Farrar of YKS and Werner Herzog! (ed: I just found out that it was a guy pretending to be Werner Herzog and not the real guy. He does a good job though)

Hey! It's mid August and that means you deserve a treat. This is an unlocked bonus episode with a special message at the top you should listen to. Then stick around to hear me and the great Bryan Quinby write a Rage Against the Machine parody about Legos. New episodes of season 2 continue next week baby!! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Jesse JF Farrar and Eli Yuden of What A Time To Be Alive!

I've got attorney/podcaster/writer Charles Star on the Fast Track today. We drop Charles' summer '22 22 second update and discuss the secret lives of hot people before writing a powerful warts-and-all love ballad that's mostly just warts. Enjoy! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Jesse Farrar of YKS and Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio!

Well it's Episode 15 of Season 2 and that means it's time to have on the winner of the Fast Track Patreon supporter drawing, Virginia's own Paul Bostrom. We talk about shredding licks for the Lord and then write a Grateful Dead inspired jam about mountain biking that's actually about life itself. It's pretty deep. Paul's a deep dude. Support this show (and become eligible for future drawings) and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio and Jesse JF Farrar of YKS!

Ding ding! I've got the fantastic Raina Douris, host of NPR's World Cafe, on the show today to give us a summer 2022 update and write an LCD Soundsystem inspired biking rant song in one half of one hour. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio and Eli Yuden of What A Time To Be Alive!

Comedian, podcaster, and world record holder Dan Alten joins me today to chat very briefly about music before getting right down to the business of writing a pop banger about riding your bike dangerously slow. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Upcoming bonus episodes feature Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio and Eli Yuden of What A Time To Be Alive

I've got the hilarious Nick Ciarelli and Brad Evans (Nick and Brad, The Tonight Show) on the show today and we get a quick summer update from both of them before writing a very authentic and cool and definitely American 2010's-era indie pop song. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature the Blocked Party gang and actor Steven Seagal!

Actor, writer, comedian, and MST3K host Jonah Ray joins me on the show today to give us a Covid-era update write an arty power ballad about getting sloshed together in a half hour. We wrote the song in a half hour, we did not get sloshed in a half hour. Though I could. I bet I could but I'm not going to. Thanks for listening! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature the Blocked Party gang and actor Steven Seagal!

I've got Greg Welsh on the show to discuss his summer 2022 plans for 20 seconds and write a hard party rap about karma in 30 minutes. This is just good meat and potatoes podcasting. Zero bullshit in this bad boy!! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature the Blocked Party gang and Mike DB Hale!

Codi Vore is back and on the main feed today writing a song with me about her new soap dispenser. Also we spend a bunch of time naming a dog, which turns out is harder than writing a song. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Mike DB Hale and Robocop!

Murder By Death founder/frontman and pizza restauranteur Adam Turla joins me on the show today and we sit in his parking lot and write a Air Supply-style soft rock song about Detroit style pizza in a half an hour. Man that sounds great. I love when the show description is this good. Also the song rules Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Stuart Wellington and Robocop!

Hello listener! here's a nice little morsel from behind the paywall featuring fast track favorite Chris James! We wrote a Taylor Swift parody about crapping into a diaper. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Will Stratton and Robocop!

Here's a little treat from behind the paywall for you to nibble on. On this episode of Howell Dawdy's Punch Up I take a great song by Talking Heads and make it even better. You're welcome! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Will Stratton and Robocop!

Screenwriter and comedian Ben Flores is on the show today to talk Web 4.0 and write a bittersweet 2000s rock song about a pig. Or maybe the pig's a metaphor. Tough to say anymore. But we wrote a great new song in a half hour and that's what matters. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Jenni Cochran, Will Stratton, and Robocop!

Composer, pianist, and synthesizer master Robin Hatch joins me on the show today to unbox a game show home game and debut a new way to pick a song topic. Then we write a 2000s-era pop rock tune about getting bellyaches in a half an hour. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Stuart Wellington, Robocop, and Jenni Cochran!

Happy Mother's Day from Howell Dawdy's Fast Track. Today on the show my mother and I create a brand new 60's classic for people who don't want to do the twist. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, Robocop, and Jenni Cochran!

Writer and podcaster Josiah Hughes of 155 and Globe Hell Warning joins me to write (or more accurately, find) a soulful new type of hippy jam, all about stuff that's deeper than either of us can comprehend no matter how many times we read it. You just gotta listen to this one. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, Garfield the cat, and Jenni Cochran!

Stand up comedian, performer, and podcaster Andy Fleming joins me on a very special Fast Track to rave about our own parody song and write a pop song you are not allowed to die listening to! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, Stuart Wellington of The Flop House, and Garfield!

Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and Go Off Kings is on the show today. We hop on the Fast Track to find the song Stefan's heart has always wanted to sing, and it turns out it's an emo song about shitting. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, Stuart Wellington of The Flop House, and Chris James!

Welcome to season 2 of Howell Dawdy's Fast Track. We begin, once again, busted down on the side of a dusty highway wishin' we had a ride. Cait Raft joins me to write a country song about a bright yellow truck in a half hour. Beep beep. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Your Kickstarter Sucks, The Leprechaun (guy from the movies) and Chris James!

Hey I'm back! well not quite yet but this has a BIG announcement about that and it's a great bonus episode from last year with the hugely funny Demi Lardner from bigsofttitty.png and twitch and television. Enjoy this and enjoy your weekend - Howell Dawdy If you would you like to support Fast Track and get access to 3 bonus episodes a month, the discord server, and high quality downloads of the songs written on the show, head on over to patreon.com/howelldawdy and subscribe at the $5 a month level!

It's the bone-curdling conclusion of Fast Track's Tracktober and the guests are Patrick, Kath, and Eli of What A Time To Be Alive. They have kind of a weird thing about wanting to drink out of weird ancient jars so we wrote a monster party dance song about doing that. And it's good! Happy Halloween! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Nathan P Woodard, John Cullen, Pinhead, and Codi Vore!

Tracktober continues with Andrew, Lucy, and Ben from the Boonta Vista podcast, who join Howell to write a semi-scary pop country track about a guy who keeps burying stuff in a pet semetary. I suppose only Americans are doing that. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Mike Hale, John Cullen, Pinhead, and Codi Vore!

Boo! it's Tracktober! And that means Howell is going to write some really fast tracks with some of his favorite podcasts and podcasters. First up it's Your Kickstarter Sucks with JF and Mike, who have been 'dying' to write a song where all the great monsters and Charlize Theron rap. Happy Halloween! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Mike Hale, John Cullen, Dan McCoy of the Flop House, and Codi Vore!

The second half of Howell's conversation with World Cafe's Raina Douris, on the tracks that made Season 1 Volume 1 of Fast Track so special. This very Friday, get ready for Tracktober, a spooky special mini season of episodes with some of Howell's favorite podcasts: Your Kickstarter Sucks, Boonta Vista, and What A Time To Be Alive!! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Mike Hale, John Cullen, Dan McCoy of the Flop House, and Codi Vore!

World Cafe's Raina Douris joins Howell to listen back to the tracks that made Season 1 Volume 1 of Fast Track so special. Part 2 out next week! After that comes Tracktober, a special mini season of episodes with some of my favorite podcasts: Your Kickstarter Sucks, Boonta Vista, and What A Time To Be Alive!! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Mike Hale, John Cullen, Dan McCoy of the Flop House, and Codi Vore!

It's the volume 1 finale of Howell Dawdy's Fast Track, and the guest is grammy award-winning singer/songwriter Nate Ruess. Howell and Nate write a doo wop song together about the dangers of weed. Thanks for listening! Volume 2 will start soon. In the meantime there will continue to be regular bonus episodes for the patreon subscribers. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Emma Wong, Dan McCoy, and Codi Vore!

Influencer & social media motivator Eric Rahill joins Howell Dawdy to write a chill poolside anthem about the first time he tried liquor. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Emma Wong, Dan McCoy, and Codi Vore!

It's Friday! Friday! Please enjoy this great taste of the patreon content now out from behind the paywall, featuring writer/podcaster Ben Flores (twitter's @limitlessjest). And don't miss the show announcements at the top. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Emma Wong and Codi Vore!

Bar owner/podcaster/cat owner Sharlene Wellington joins Howell to write a disco song about ordering a pizza and getting your husband to pick it up. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes. Recent bonus episodes feature Emma Wong, Ben Flores, and Codi Vore!

Podcaster and Columbus Ohio-area character Bryan 'Murder Bryan' Quinby joins Howell to write the nu metal rap rock anthem the fans demand. Will they pull it off? Is it even possible at such a late hour of the day? Listen and find out! (Do not skip to the end. A bunch of influencers and movie stars have said that isn't cool) Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes with Greg Welsh, Josiah Hughes, Andy Fleming, Patrick Monahan (not the train guy), The Possum, Kent Carney, Ben Flores, and Emma Wong!

The great Lacey Guthrie of Twin Limb and Pleasure Boys came over IRL to write a song with Howell in one half of one hour based on a cryptic note from a late night entry in her notepad app. __ Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes with Greg Welsh, Josiah Hughes, Andy Fleming, Patrick Monahan (not the train guy), The Possum, Kent Carney, Ben Flores, and Emma Wong!

Important leftist thought leader and podcaster Drew joins Howell to write a song for that lovable little green guy Baby Yoda in a half hour. __ Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes with Greg Welsh, Josiah Hughes, Andy Fleming, Patrick Monahan (not the train guy), The Possum, Kent Carney, and Ben Flores!

Beacon, New York's own Will Stratton joins Howell to talk about watch culture and pitch a truly unique idea for a gameshow. Then they write the theme for that gameshow in 30 minutes! Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes with Greg Welsh, Josiah Hughes, Andy Fleming, Patrick Monahan (not the train guy), The Possum, and Kent Carney (wow!)

Happy Father's Day to all the Dads out there! Howell is joined by Dr. Jonathan Smith to write a complaint song addressed to the clowns over at Sirius Radio. To listen to this episode pull your car out of the garage and sit in it in the hot summer heat for 20 minutes before pressing play. Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes with Greg Welsh, Josiah Hughes, Andy Fleming, Patrick Monahan (not the train guy), The Possum, and Kent Carney (wow!)

In celebration of summer 2021, Howell's unlocking this great episode with Patrick Monahan where they write a parody of The Four Seasons' classic Oh What A Night about Jaws. Enjoy. If you would you like to support Fast Track and get access to 2 bonus episodes a month, the discord server, and high quality downloads of the songs written on the show, head on over to patreon.com/howelldawdy and subscribe at the $5 a month level

Singer/songwriter Jenni Cochran of the folk-pop duo Genevva joins Howell on the Fast Track to write a '90s R&B song about The Strokes. check out Genevva here: https://genevvamusic.com/ Support this show and get exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes with Greg Welsh, Josiah Hughes, Andy Fleming, Patrick Monahan (not the train guy), and The Possum

Comedian and host of MEANS TV's NEAS The Show Chris James joins Howell in a race against the clock and an edible to write a chill stoner-pop anthem for ripping off your boss. Support this show and experience exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes with Greg Welsh, Josiah Hughes, Andy Fleming, Patrick Monahan (not the train guy), and The Possum

Screenwriter and director Simon Barrett celebrates the national release of his directorial debut Seance by coming on America's first No Bullshit All Business podcast and ripping it to shreds. We write a more honest theme song in a half an hour and come up with a better idea for my next project. see Seance in select theaters and on demand TODAY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88fDPEzGEM Support this show and experience exclusive bonus content at patreon.com/HowellDawdy Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and bonus episodes with Greg Welsh, Josiah Hughes, Andy Fleming, and Patrick Monahan (not the train guy)