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Human Pasta
by Human Pasta
Welcome to the salty mess of food! Here we talk about movies, games, books, and other things just like every other podcast! The only difference really is that occasionally we'll have a swell guest on and play a game, nowadays with the global pandemic however we've been kickin' it remote styles. Listen to us as we stumble through our thoughts on what we consume, and attempt to make you laugh on the second half!
Episodes
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Do Yo Thang
HUMAN PASTA INTERLUDE FINALE! We don't know where we goin' and we don't know where we've been honestly but we're pretty sure what we're knowing but we cannot say exactly what it is we've seen. However, we're not children (we're mostly robots not), we do know at least to some degree what we want…
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Human-Crabmen
You know the drill at this point folks, we talk about Eels, we go into a holo-sim and we explore the possibilities of space travel. Oh yeah! Season Finale comes next! IT WAS LOVELY HUMANS, EVERYONE! Quentin Bell Conor Bean David Hernandez Jacob Palmerio
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LOST EPISODE: Gem, Candy, or Morrowind?
THIS IS A LOST EPISODE! (This episode was recorded in May of 2020 Not longer after the start of the quarantine from the Corono-19 SARS virus) We discuss the dreary of work at home life and the interesting spike in Morrowind's popularity. Afterward, we ask the real hard-hitting questions, would…
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Doghead
What can I say? I just think dog's with human faces are funny. Quentin Bell David Hernandez Jacob Palmerio
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Simian Symmetry
Remember how David melted? Well we get him a new body today, don't mind the explosions. Quentin Bell Conor Bean David Hernandez
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SHOW ME THE BANANA
Quentin talks for a long boring time about Cyberpunk, and then we ask the question WHO IS THE BANANA? (do you know?) Ema Almon Conor Bean Quentin Bell David Hernandez Jacob Palmerio
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Rootin' Tootin' & Hootin'
Space Varmints! On my cattle land?! Get outta here Star Spawn and gimme the deed to yer ranch! Ema Almon Conor Bean Quentin Bell David Hernandez
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Birfday Rumbles
It’s Christmas in July! Among other holidays, like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Birthday but let’s move past that because the Health Inspector is almost here. Also we apologize for the late upload, there were A LOT of issues with this episode and well… we did our best but there are still some audio...
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Big Cola
Where is the rest of the crew? Their missing out on this big chat, about big cola, big problems, and big tables. Conor Bean Quentin Bell Jacob Palmerio
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Rec-Room Ruckus
What’s wrong in the rec room? Or rather, what’s right in there? Eh? Yeah? Yeah, I know it doesn’t make sense but neither does this scenario! This audio was recovered audio, so the quality may be iffy please excuse this and enjoy regardless!
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WHO'S THAT BLOB?!?!
Today, a fairy joins us in the cabin aboard our star ship and we learn about dream eaters, Jellybean and Skittle supremacy followed by some good 'ol fashion holo-training. What would you do if a puddle with a bio-degradable bendy straw asked you to slurp it up? Marissa Rice Conor Bean Quentin…
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True Sherbert Nightmares
Sometimes, when you’re in the simulator shit just happens… This one’s for you fetish folks ;) Conor Bean Quentin Bell David Hernandez Jacob Palmerio #Humanpasta #Humanpastaunlimited #Starsoup #Slugsunite #Zombies #Robotlegs #musclebodytentaclearmfetish #sherbertshitslurpinggoodtimes #Orangesherbert
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Criticalmassplosion
Wouldn't you want a pair of robot legs? Even just to look at? Well, at the very least take this very good piece of advice when friends are granted supernatural powers and Kaiju bodies they will turn on eachother. Be careful next time you crash land on a planet of alien genetic engineers Space...
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Zomb-REDACTED-
On this spooky episode we cover a lot of topics from GTA, to Evil and Good, to the Mass Effect Series. Then we return to the simulator to test our space aces on their skills under pressure on a planet of zom-REDACTED INSUFFICIENT PROJECT DATA, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.-
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The Slugrising
On this day, we embark upon our newest frontier and a grand adventure, the exploration of simulations within our holo-terminal. We sympathize with clowns for a while before exploring the dangers of intergalactic holy wars of slugs, and bat guano. Ema Almon Conor Bean Quentin Bell David Hernandez
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Ozventures!
Jacob returns from Cryo-sleep before we toss him into a script read of Return to Oz. Listen to see how they handle their roles as Dorothy and Bellina and to see the fate of young Jack Pumpkinhead...
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Talkin' Tenga
Today, is like any other day we introduce an uninitiated (David) to the wonderful wide world of Tenga and Tenga Products. Then after a lengthy conversation about the virtues of proper masturbation we promptly switch gears to the undead, and our own untimely demise.
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Jetset Flowerbed Grave
Today we begin with flowerbed graves and my early death, in addition to Craig the robot who watches all we do. Then we dig into the old stuff that no one cares about i.e. the Starwars Prequels! AGAIN! But this time Conor sheds some holy light on the trilogy before we dive into D&D fonts and the...
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The Prelude Begins!
We've been gone for a while and didn't know we would come back but here we are! We are not sure what to call this project anymore with all the new faces and the new directions but, for now welcome to the Human Pasta Prelude where we explore the stars and discover just who we really are!
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To Wiggle, or To Jiggle?
Today we chat costumes, history, but most importantly if it's better to be the best dancer in the Galaxy or if being the savior of all living things would be cooler. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humanpastaunlimited/ Spotify:...
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Human Pasta Podcast S2:EP 9 Garden Hose Woes
We chat about games, and endings as well as the drawbacks of having garden hose body parts. We lost the audio for the ending of the episode sadly so enjoy the surprise at the end! Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/humanpastaunlimited/ Spotify:...
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Urine Fire, or Spit Glass?
Today we ask ourselves if we'd glow as ghosts, wax nostalgic over the show Alone and explore the real deep questions of the universe. Would you rather pee hotfire, or chew sand and spit glass? Listen and find out! Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/humanpastaunlimited/ Spotify:...
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Wings, or Ass?
Today Quentin fields a foolish question, and we wonder about what tiny things we hate and wax nostalgic over our favorite small avian allies. Our editing computer has been broken so things have halted but they're picking back up again! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humanpastaunlimited/...
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Adventures and Skincare
Apologies squirrels and turtles for the delay in uploading! We've been ahving some technical as well as schedule problems as of late making upload times a little funky. Here it is though, the next episode! We chat today about the fun of imagination and letting our inner kids out on the paper and...
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Gems, Candy, or Morrowind?
We discuss the dreary of work at home life and the interesting spike in Morrowind's popularity. Afterward, we ask the real hard-hitting questions, would you rather have magical gemstone eyes or scientifically accurate candy skin? Tune in to find out the best option! Quentin Bell:...
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The Purple Room...
We chat about how to snag a PHD, beating Terraria bosses and the infamously ominous purple room.... Find us on youtube! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humanpastaunlimited/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3WZioOjeOOLDLzrFf15oGr?si=55lM82FuQU-lpReYvvte5A Quentin Bell:...
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Homunculus Babies!
Infected intestines, and large-headed baby people this was a ... weird one? More connection issues plague us as we continue remotely through out second season. Keep checking the youtube channel for more games! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humanpastaunlimited/ Spotify:...
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CRASH!
Today we discuss Jacob's adventure around a tree with his bike and then pitch the summer blockbuster to blow your minds... Or should I say, CRASH! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humanpastaunlimited/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3WZioOjeOOLDLzrFf15oGr?si=55lM82FuQU-lpReYvvte5A...
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Frog Bending
We've fully returned! Podcasts are dead, we're dead, and the quarantines are gone? We're still kickin' it remote however and so please excuse the mega drops in connection! Today Jacob and I talk about a secret amphibian V.S. reptilian war being waged in the brush and then we talk about Avatar The...
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Human Pasta Update Episode!
Here is a quick update on what we've been cooking during the Covid-19 lockdown while we've been on hiatus. Some members have left, some new ones have come on and the release of things is going be a little lax for a bit but we'll keep chuggin' along as we can! Stay tuned for more gameplay on our...
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#13: We're Back With Drac!
After a long hiatus due to midterms, vacations, and ... FILMING FRESH MEAT! We're back on, the attack with some Drac! Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLz2... Derek's music:...
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Human Pasta Podcast #12: A Little Bit of Science Fiction Maybe?
A little bit of science fiction and a whole lotta not any progress in life. That's the Human Pasta way. Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLz2... Derek's music: https://www.bandlab.com/masterscrappy...
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Human Pasta Podcast #11: Guesty Besty
We have our friend Emma on the show! Who is she?! We don't know! AGAHAGKN IUGD IHFP DIJD! Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLz2... Derek's music: https://www.bandlab.com/masterscrappy #comedy #podcast
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Human Pasta Podcast#10: Mathtacular times, abound!
Today's episode features a guest, a regular egghead Quentin's friend Jacob! And yes, I know that four plus three is in fact not six but we had a large day of games and math. Also, sorry about the strange number ten, and the lack of a proper intro/outro the font and everything will be back to…
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Lost Episode
This was an episode that we recorded but didn't release. Too much time had gone by and we didn't feel like releasing it. But now it's here for your pleasure. SOCIAL MEDIA Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5...
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Christmas Wars! (SPOILERS! FOR STAR WARS RISE OF SKYWALKER!)
We're back baby! Sorry, we've been gone so long. But we hope you had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! SOCIAL MEDIA Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLz2... #comedy #podcast
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HALLOWEEN PART 2 ...and Movies!
In this episode, we talk about spooky movies and other spooky stuff. Don't wet the bed now...or do I don't control you. SOCIAL MEDIA Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLz2... #comedy #podcast
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Sadcast
We get all sad in this episode, prepare your tissues. SOCIAL MEDIA Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLz2... #comedy #podcast
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HALLOWEEN!
It's Halloween not really but we recorded it on Halloween so it counts! Get ready to get your spook on! SOCIAL MEDIA Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLz2... #comedy #podcast #Halloween Category...
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Spider-Man again...
We talk about Spider-Man again...oops. SOCIAL MEDIA Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLz2... #podcast #comedy
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Anxiety and Marvelwars
This week we talk about anxiety and the Marvel films. SOCIAL MEDIA Quentin Bell: https://www.instagram.com/qbot9619/ Derek Mola: https://www.facebook.com/derek.mola.5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLz2... #podcast #comedy
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Human Pasta Podcast #1: Christians, College, and Movies
This week we talk about Christian media, our opinions about college, and some of our favorite movies and video game! Also! The two comedians Quentin can't remember are John Gabrus who plays Gino Lombardo on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast and David Mitchell from "Peep Show", "That Mitchell and Webb...
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Human Pilot
This is our pilot, flagship episode! Here we introduce ourselves as Quentin Bell, and Derek Mola and chat about the goals and aims of this podcast! We hope you enjoy this tangental rambling as we try to figure out what we want to do before we've started doing it! In this episode, we talk about…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to the salty mess of food! Here we talk about movies, games, books, and other things just like every other podcast! The only difference really is that occasionally we'll have a swell guest on and play a game, nowadays with the global pandemic however we've been kickin' it remote styles. Listen to us as we stumble through our thoughts on what we consume, and attempt to make you laugh on the second half!
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Welcome to the salty mess of food! Here we talk about movies, games, books, and other things just like every other podcast! The only difference really is that occasionally we'll have a swell guest on and play a game, nowadays with the global pandemic however we've been kickin' it remote styles....
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