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Human Raccoons Podcast

by Human Raccoons

Meet Miche and Mike, two chubby humans behaving like raccoons in a trashy world made trashier by their existence. Join them as they waste time and work hard to waste your time -sometimes with guests-sometimes with nothing else but the self-hate that fuels their podcast!

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Episodes

  1. STRESS NIGHTMARES AND FUNERAL DAYDREAMS

    DUDE, YOU'RE JUST A NOISE COMPLAINT! FOLLOW US AT @HUMAN_RACCOONS

  2. S2 EP 18: HIT IT HYMEN FIRST

    DUDE, DON'T JUDGE MY DOG. FOLLOW US @HUMAN_RACCOONS

  3. S2 EP 17: HOW TO BAIL & PULL OFF LINEN PANTS

    DUDE, YOU KILLED MY DOG? FOLLOW US @HUMAN_RACCOONS COME TO OUR LIVE ROAST! TICKETS HERE

  4. S2 EP 16: JFL BADDIES!!!

    DUDE, YOU GOT REFERENCE LETTERS FOR P*SS?! FOLLOW US @HUMAN_RACCOONS

  5. S2 EP 15: MIKEY MINUTIA

    DUDE, I HAVE A MOUSE! FOLLOW US AT @HUMAN_RACCOONS!

  6. S2 EP 14: IS HE CARSICK OR JUST SEXIST

    DUDE, ARE YOU A BUBLY BABE? FOLLOW US AT @HUMAN_RACCOONS

  7. S2 EP 13: BAD TRIB

    DUDE, IT'S NEVER CASUAL WITH YOUR EX FOLLOW US AT @HUMAN_RACCOONS COME TO OUR LIVE COMEDY SHOWS: JUNE 16: THE HUMAN RACCOONS PRIX-GAME SHOW JUNE 17: GIGGLE DUMP

  8. S2 EP 12: ARE PICNICS THAT FUN?

    DUDE, THROW OUT THOSE FLOPS! FOLLOW US @HUMAN_RACCOONS COME SEE US LIVE: JUNE 10, 2022 JUNE 16, 2022 JUNE 17, 2022

  9. S2 EP 11: STINKY KICKS & SHOTGUN THERAPY

    DUDE, GET THAT BUBBLY OFF MY FAMILY HEIRLOOM FOLLOW US AT @HUMAN_RACCOONS, NEXT GIGGLE DUMP IS MAY 20!

  10. S2 EP 10: MICHE & THE BOYS II

    *EPISODE RECORDED IN JANUARY* *RELATIONSHIP STATUSES HAVE SINCE BEEN UPDATED. DON'T COME FOR US.* DUDE, YOU GOTTA DATE SHORT KINGS. OUR GUESTS: @JOELSLAVIK, @TOMDLMURPHY FOLLOW US AT HUMAN_RACCOONS, NEXT GIGGLE DUMP IS FRIDAY, MAY 20.

  11. S2 EP 9: BUREAUCRACY IN THE BEDROOM

    DUDE, GET YOURSELF A SPLENDA DADDY! FOLLOW US AT @HUMAN_RACCOONS. NEXT GIGGLE DUMP IS MAY 6! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE:

  12. S2 EP 8: ADDICTION RECOVERY & DUDES IN FANNY PACKS

    DUDE, I HAVE GUESTLIST FOLLOW US AT @HUMAN_RACCOONS. NEXT GIGGLE DUMP IS MAY 6TH!

  13. S2 EP 7: THE 3 Ps OF PODCASTING

    DUDE, WHO THE FUCK STEALS AN IPHONE CUBE? FOLLOW US AT HUMAN_RACCOONS NEXT GIGGLE DUMP IS APRIL 22

  14. S2 EP 6: WE'RE BOTH SINGLE!

    DUDE, WE'RE BODY NEUTRAL NOW FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM @HUMAN_RACCOONS COME SEE US LIVE EVERY FRIDAY AT THE GIGGLE DUMP!

  15. S2 EP 5: MICHE & THE BOYS™ I

    DUDE, WHO HURT YOU? FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM @HUMAN_RACCOONS OUR GUESTS: @TOMDLMURPHY @JOELSLAVIK COME SEE OUR LIVE COMEDY SHOW FRIDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2022.

  16. S2 EP 4: THINGS WE HATE ABOUT TOM MURPHY

    DUDE, YOU MISSED OUT ON A CAR RIDE Follow us at @HUMAN_RACCOONS Our guest @TOMDLMURPHY

  17. S2 EP 3: SHOW ME YOUR ALGORITHM

    DUDE, THEM POLITICIAN HANDS! FOLLOW US AT @HUMAN_RACCOONS

  18. OMICHRONICLES: 7

    The omichronicles segment is a raw daily 15 minute check in on Mike and Miche’s life in the fifth wave. Unedited and unfiltered

  19. OMICHRONICLES: 6

    The omichronicles segment is a raw daily 15 minute check in on Mike and Miche’s life in the fifth wave. Unedited and unfiltered

  20. OMICHRONICLES: 4

    The omichronicles segment is a raw daily 15 minute check in on Mike and Miche’s life in the fifth wave. Unedited and unfiltered

  21. S2 EP 2: ASK YOUR PSYCHIC

    DUDE, DID YOU SEE WHO WAS IN THE BATHROOM? FOLLOW US AT @HUMAN_RACCOONS

  22. OMICHRONICLES: 3

    The omichronicles segment is a raw daily 15 minute check in on Mike and Miche’s life in the fifth wave. Unedited and unfiltered

  23. OMICHRONICLES: 2

    The omichronicles segment is a raw daily 15 minute check in on Mike and Miche’s life in the fifth wave. Unedited and unfiltered.

  24. OMICHRONICLES: 1

    The omichronicles segment is a raw daily 15 minute check in on Mike and Miche’s life in the fifth wave. Unedited and unfiltered.

  25. S2 EP 1: I JUST GAVE BLOOD

    DUDE, WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 2! Follow us at @HUMAN_RACCOONS Come see our live comedy show The Giggle Dump on December 17.

  26. EP 20: ALLEYCATS WASTED ON WATER

    DUDE, YOU'VE NEVER READ OTHELLO? Follow us @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  27. EP 19: PUCK BOB !!!

    DUDE, DON'T COME NEAR ME WITH THAT KISS. Follow us at @HUMANRACCOONPODCAST

  28. EP 18: DUMB JOKES AND DUMBER OLYMPIANS

    DUDE, WE DON'T HAVE A SEGMENT Follow us @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  29. EP 17: CREAM & LEAVE

    DUDE, IM GONNA FUCK UP YOUR PUPPY

  30. EP 16: DISCHARGE TO GET HARD

    DUDE, YOU'RE SOMEBODY'S UGLY.

  31. EP 15: THE LEAST FUNNY EPISODE IN YOUR FEED

    DUDE, LOVE IS A CHEMICAL REACTION Follow us at @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  32. EP 14: MIKE AND MICHE MISS CURFEW

    DUDE, I keep seeing you at BBQs. FOLLOW US AT @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  33. EP 13: CORPORATE POON X ZACK KIK

    DUDE, YOU'RE INTERRUPTI- FOLLOW US ON @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  34. EP 12: "YOU DO YOU BOO" AND OTHER BREAKUP TEXTS

    DUDE, GROW OUT YOUR PITS! FOLLOW US @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  35. EP 11: THROW SOME STANK ON IT x BRIANNASM

    DUDE, HURRY UP AND EAT YOUR SHWARMA FOLLOW US @HUMANRACCOONPOD LIKE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE!

  36. EP 10: IT'S ONLY WEIRD IF YOU MAKE IT WEIRD

    DUDE, YOU NEED TO BREAK UP WITH RICHARD. FOLLOW US AT @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  37. EP 9: CANCEL US IN DALLAS X PETER BOWEN

    DUDE, LOOK ME IN MY (LAZY) EYE Follow us at @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  38. EP 8: MIKE AND MICHE MEET THEIR FATE

    DUDE, JUST CALL ME MIGUEL! Follow us at @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  39. EP 7: MORE SHIT STORIES W/ JESSE JAMES

    DUDE, YOU'RE NOT DEPRESSED, YOU'RE JUST CUFFED UP Follow us @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  40. EP 6: FUCKIN' HARD G

    DUDE, JUST GET YOURSELF A PERKY 19-YEAR-OLD. Follow us at @HUMANRACCOONPOD

  41. EP 5: WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN W/LEO CLARKE

    DUDE, JUST SQUARE UP YOUR JAW Follow us at @HUMANRACCOONPODCAST

  42. EP 4: HAKUNA-ME-TOO-ME

    DUDE, JUST SHOW ME YOUR THIRD NIPPLE! @HUMANRACCOONPODCAST

  43. EP 3: THE ELEVATOR X KYRA

    DUDE, QUIT BEING A CUNT AT WORK

  44. EP 2: EMERGENCY POCKET COOKIE

    DUDE, JUST MAKE A LIST AND FAKE AN ORGASM!

  45. EP 1: WELCOME TO THE DUMPSTER

    Meet Miche and Mike, two chubby humans behaving like raccoons in a trashy world made trashier by their existence. Join them every week as they waste time and work hard to waste your time -sometimes with guests-sometimes with nothing else but the self hate that fuels their podcast! Live from the...

About this show

Meet Miche and Mike, two chubby humans behaving like raccoons in a trashy world made trashier by their existence. Join them as they waste time and work hard to waste your time -sometimes with guests-sometimes with nothing else but the self-hate that fuels their podcast!

Hosted by

Human Raccoons

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does Human Raccoons Podcast have?

Human Raccoons Podcast has 45 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on August 30, 2022.

What is Human Raccoons Podcast about?

Meet Miche and Mike, two chubby humans behaving like raccoons in a trashy world made trashier by their existence. Join them as they waste time and work hard to waste your time -sometimes with guests-sometimes with nothing else but the self-hate that fuels their podcast!

How often does Human Raccoons Podcast release new episodes?

Human Raccoons Podcast publishes every two weeks, based on its 45 episodes since January 2021.

Who hosts Human Raccoons Podcast?

Human Raccoons Podcast is created and hosted by Human Raccoons.
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