Humans Holler At News

Nigel is very goodHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/09/Hinesville-Police-Department-Georgia-tortoise-escape/2321773062845/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hedgehogs-could-avoid-extinction-by-silent-ultrasound-installed-on-cars-to-prevent-roadkill/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/great-lakes-otters-are-a-conservation-success-story-with-populations-flourishing-in-us-and-ontario/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/multiple-types-of-plastic-are-turned-into-vinegar-using-sunlight-powered-process-without-emissions/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/Guinness-World-Records-Merlin-pig-Instagram/4171773327576/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/10/East-Durham-antique-store-owl/7491773162016/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/red-fox-Bronx-Zoo-stowaway-cargo-ship/2421773331290/

The Undetermined Beaver sounds like a mystery novel. Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/kazakhstan-plants-37000-seedlings-to-prepare-for-imminent-return-of-tigers/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/rural-town-enthusiastically-switches-to-restorative-justice-and-recidivism-almost-vanishes/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/02/determined-beaver-Redmond-Washington/1371772475773/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/03/Medina-County-Ohio-Internet-outage-squirrel/6141772543216/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/06/raccoon-burglar-Cincinnati/1661772822936/ 1:39https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/05/italy-wolf-bridge-rescue-Verona-Italy/2001772726964/ (inflatable wolf)

Lauren once again asking the hard questionsHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-spray-on-powder-instantly-seals-life-threatening-wounds/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beautiful-australian-frog-returns-to-the-wild-with-the-help-of-frog-spas-and-frog-saunas/Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/crotch-enhancements-the-latest-controversy-at-the-winter-olympics-13503862 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/Ruherford-County-North-Carolina-pig-burglar/2211771429476/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/winter-olympics-cross-country-team-sprint-dog/2311771422753/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/20/wales-RSPCA-goat-trapped-window-well-Llandudno/1471771603369/

COO!Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedLaurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/13/Port-Orange-cow-Publix-Florida/2191770997105/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/12/nz-Apanui-School-serial-thief-cat-burglar/7031770916696/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0pcuuKahY Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/McCook-High-School-loose-cow/7741770313259/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/wild-turkeys-Janesville-Wisconsin/6431770305690/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/04/canada-Gagne-Homestead-Rescue-Enzo-emu/5281770217936/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUXOUWcjMwW/ 

Lauren Yellingenby.exe has stopped workingHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/Auburn-Washington-goat-Wesley-Homes/7131768498381/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/22/Suffolk-County-New-York-bank-deer/2081769097809/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/chickens-loose-Douglas-County-Colorado/8171768410715/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/colorado-begins-planning-return-of-wolverine-across-its-parks-absent-for-more-than-100-years/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Transportation-Security-Administration-turtles-bra-replica-bomb-unusual/4841769194559/ Ear foothttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/womans-severed-ear-was-saved-by-grafting-it-onto-her-foot-before-reattaching-it-5-months-later/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Network-Rail-emu-Hull-to-Liverpool/7811769190907/ 

Bear goes house huntingHumans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedJane: They. Are. Coming.https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2025-was-year-of-the-octopus-says-uk-wildlife-trust-amid-record-cephalopod-sightings/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mauritius-advances-science-of-heat-resistant-coral-for-restoring-reefs-with-98-survival-rates/ Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/emu-handcuffed-St-Johns-County-Florida/3831768502340/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/ireland-crashed-truck-crabs-recovered/6501768416348/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/poland-Wroclaw-Zoo-muntjac-deer-rhino/4111768245115/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/13/bear-crawlspace-Altadena-California/7451768331251/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/12/bear-candy-store-Gatlinburg-Tennessee/2431768244367/ 

It’s Buttsmas y’all! And this time we got Steph, Delta, AND Alice! <3 Steph’s Stuffs: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisitionSteph’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedCommunal: Butts List https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-6 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/17/australia-koala-takes-the-bus-Brisbane-Queensland/5511765983596/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/23/Altadena-bear-crawlspace-trap-wrong-animal/1031766505848/ Stephhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/26/Illinois-rejected-vanity-plates-2025/9171766768064/ Alicehttps://apnews.com/article/seal-bar-new-zealand-pub-richmond-487e2a8207c9f0e69be79ac7eb8045c0 Deltahttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/latam-argentina-golden-retrievers-meetup/5201765557297/ 

Horses and bears and racoons oh my! Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.socialStories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/11/JFK-Airport-New-York-escaped-horse/9831765470077/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/09/National-Highways-abandoned-items-boat-fair-ride/9611765294186/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/05/Guinness-World-Records-fastest-garden-shed/2511764952892/ Janehttps://www.positive.news/society/flat-pack-washing-machine-spins-a-fairer-future/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2-bears-figure-out-how-to-make-a-see-saw-in-playful-moment-caught-on-video-watch/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/drunk-raccoon-serial-burglar-Hanover-County-Virginia/8281765555782/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/12/Sarasota-County-7-Eleven-alligator-Florida/5091765563028/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/08/bear-wanders-into-Gatlinburg-Christmas-parade/9711765219288/ 

It’s Alice’s one year (and one month) anniversary! We ask the hard questions this time. Questions like, “Would you rather fight one raccoon sized owl or twelve owl sized raccoons?”Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mountain-goat-inspired-robot-offers-a-new-world-of-mobility-to-the-wheelchair-bound-watch/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/20/bear-chases-11-year-old-Family-Dollar-Markleysburg-Pennsylvania/2011763665257/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/RSPCA-Gwennap-Cornwall-raccoon/3131763482187/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/19/great-horned-owl-concrete-mixer-rescue/8801763568552/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/18/escaped-goat-Detroit-man-car/5751763476506/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/19/fox-engine-compartment-Amazon-van-RSPCA-Derby-England/7381763570997/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/17/australia-Sunshine-Coast-Snake-Catchers-school-goanna-lizard-Palmview/8731763404979/ 

This episode we learn that you’re not a real monkey unless you’re wearing a diaper.Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedAlicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/05/ireland-lion-viral-video-Newfoundland-dog-County-Clare/2571762356268/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/03/Cottonwood-Arizona-emu-captured-Frank/9381762193360/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/29/Spirit-Halloween-monkey-Plano-Texas/4851761751672/ Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bumblebees-have-learned-to-read-simple-morse-code-an-ability-seen-only-in-humans-and-vertebrates/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-gel-regrows-dental-enamel-which-humans-cannot-do-and-could-revolutionize-tooth-care/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/06/Buffalo-neighborhood-loose-pig/9621762445110/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/13/germany-cow-escapes-slaughter-joins-sheep-sanctuary-home/6341763051458/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/10/sea-lion-Cosmopolis-Police-Department-Washington/8511762785545/ 

Lauren fucking dies at the end (it’s okay, she’s fine)Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/pine-martens-released-into-wilds-of-exmoor-national-park-for-first-time-in-100-years/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nature-centers-emergency-butterfly-wing-transplant-a-success-watched-by-millions-on-social-media/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/foster-kitten-drops-dead-mouse-boiling-pot/7351760542204/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/Chapel-Hill-North-Carolina-dog-starts-fire/9791760536248/ Alicehttps://apnews.com/article/bear-walks-grocery-store-arizona-ac35a8f03b6289d2e82039b89a646e4c https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/University-of-Montana-Main-Hall-pumpkin/3111760623668/ Laurenhttps://abc7.com/post/aggressive-sea-otter-steals-surfboard-off-santa-cruz-california-coast-bites-surfer-water-rescue-ensues/18026958https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/bear-steals-garbage-bag-Glendale-California/7481760635242/

Squirrel!Stories UsedAlicehttps://metro.co.uk/2025/09/25/theres-an-angry-squirrel-in-california-whos-put-two-people-in-hospital-24258593/ https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/02/a-band-manchester-drummer-literally-mushrooms-24060259/ → quote from Lauren’s Mushroom Correspondent, “i mean they are clearly a fungi… i imagine the main problem was there being not mushroom in the band previously”https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/28/he-boy-man-saved-injured-squirrel-says-pair-now-inseparable-24282002/Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/six-baby-cheetahs-born-in-the-richmond-zoos-prolific-breeding-program-167-cats-since-2013-watch/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/South-Western-Railway-crab/4561758819404/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/Long-Island-New-York-orange-lobster/6051758813614/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Hampton-Township-crocodile-Michigan-front-yard/2311758741800/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Round-Rock-Texas-porcupine-shopping-center-mall/5801758734735/

This episode Lauren wants to go out with a bang, Jane introduces the best political party ever, and Alice Atlatls All Around us!Stories Used:Alice:https://apnews.com/article/vermont-atlatl-sports-spears-8fdaf7dbe84505055df60ea55772a10e https://apnews.com/article/ghana-fantasy-coffins-funerals-accra-tradition-01220db5b2e240a12ae8e4ba8820f993 https://apnews.com/photo-gallery/ghana-fantasy-coffins-photos-9e1169da6238feef5400ede6d88992d7 Janehttps://www.dutchnews.nl/2025/07/amsterdam-to-install-steps-to-help-cats-escape-from-the-canals/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recalcitrant-baby-hippo-refuses-to-leave-the-pool-unless-it-sees-a-mom-stare-watch/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Thorpe-Farm-escaped-wallaby-drones/9881758114709/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/16/Washington-County-police-escaped-cows/1031758030704/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Poudre-Fire-Authority-cow-mud-Miss-Big-Moo/1161758117837/ 

There are more adorable bears. Lauren once again loses her shit. Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-new-bionic-knee-is-changing-the-game-for-lower-leg-amputees/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/these-silly-signs-are-one-mans-campaign-against-his-anti-fun-city/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/22/Doolittle-Missouri-highway-steaks-fire/9951755884053/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/18/bear-break-in-Pine-Mountain-Club-California/2001755534533/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/bear-ice-cream-shop-El-Dorado-County-California/9741755719551/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/Reading-Pennsylvania-skunk-bowl-skateboard/9741755713004/

There are adorable bears. Lauren absolutely loses it. Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-jamaican-student-invented-a-self-disinfecting-door-handle-for-hospitals-design-that-fits-reality/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/blowing-in-a-conch-shell-could-help-treat-dangerous-apnea-snoring-symptoms/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/horse-hoisted-hold-Baltimore-County-Maryland/5341755191291 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/08/canada-West-Vancouver-bear-Pomeranian/7601754662165 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/11/Newington-Connecticut-bear-pool/1881754926114/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/12/Petersham-Massachusetts-bear-sunflower-seeds/9781755009040/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/australia-koala-road-Gold-Coast-Queensland/8271755188876/

This episode is taking the pissStories UsedJanehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/02/scotland-Saltoun-Surgery-urine-samples/4131751472898/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/psychedelic-mushrooms-reduced-human-cellular-aging-by-57-increased-lifespan-in-mice-30/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/18/canada-T-shirt-missing-cat-phone-number/6941752860361 https://apnews.com/article/minot-city-north-dakota-ground-squirrels-dde22d2fa10140191a168687a5aa4daa Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/nz-cat-burglar-Auckland-New-Zealand/2091753373486/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/raccoon-trash-can-Coral-Springs-Florida/9971753370292/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/25/tortoise-Shelley-2-weeks-ice-cream/5071753455892/ 

 Lauren can’t move past “piss sommelier”Stories UsedJanehttps://www.pollutionsolutions-online.com/news/waste-management/21/university-of-edinburgh/microbes-turn-plastic-waste-into-paracetamol/65164 https://apnews.com/article/virgin-australia-snake-plane-melbourne-brisbane-9fec54edc5a7c7f6f9734fa76e0d3e45https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/mozzarella-cheese-crash-Clearfield-County-Pennsylvania/4381751555993/Alicehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/Plainview-Bethpage-JFK-High-School-twins/7361750695879/ https://news.sky.com/story/flying-duck-caught-on-speed-camera-could-be-repeat-offender-13367584 Laurenhttps://cheknews.ca/testing-the-water-new-study-investigates-orcas-sharing-food-with-humans-1263629/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/Jefferson-County-Colorado-bear-car/5701751565791/ 

There’s a mongoose. It no longer be loose up in this hoose. I wanna pet a goose.Stories UsedJanehttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mischievous-sister-bears-escape-at-uk-zoo-and-eat-weeks-worth-of-honey-as-police-called/ar-AA1HnUAAhttps://www.musicradar.com/artists/shows-festivals/in-previous-years-due-to-wearable-tech-issues-we-saw-a-rise-of-nearly-700-extra-999-calls-in-a-weekend-british-police-encourage-moshing-festival-goers-to-take-off-their-smartwatchesAlice https://news.sky.com/story/syrian-contractor-discovers-ancient-byzantine-tomb-complex-during-construction-13381022 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/26/wallaby-escaped-Grace-and-Glory-Animals-Oswego-New-York/1321750951714/ (update to last week)Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/24/Tahoe-Keys-bears-fridge/3681750782904/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/parrot-Forever-Paws-curse-words/2911750701073/

There’s a mongoose. It be loose.Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-in-japan-develop-non-toxic-plastic-that-dissolves-in-seawater-within-hours/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/worlds-first-diamond-battery-could-power-spacecraft-and-pacemakers-for-thousands-of-years/Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/seriously-deep-sleeper-not-woken-up-by-ship-crashing-in-his-garden-13373113 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/05/thailand-Plai-Biang-Lek-elephant-store-Khao-Yai-National-Park/5611749145051/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/20/escaped-wallaby-Oswego-New-York-caught-on-camera/9191750429726/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/19/dome-Indianapolis-storm-radome/5141750351394/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/11/bear-hot-tub-doughnuts/6891749664735/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/18/Isle-of-Man-Curraghs-Wildlife-Park-mongoose-found/1081750269611/ 

Jane and Lauren talk about animalsHumans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/postsStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/native-turtles-return-to-yosemite-after-being-overrun-by-invasive-bullfrogs-from-the-east/You ever disassociate so hard you turn lead into gold?https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fulfilling-the-dream-of-medieval-alchemists-physicists-turned-lead-into-gold-accidentally/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/16/cat-escapes-goes-home-SPCA-Florida/1351747410916/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/20/poland-capybaras-escape-Gdansk-zoo/6311747754845/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/21/escaped-kangaroo-Irwin-Durango/8291747838853/ 

Just two ADHD goblins having a chat <3Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

The horrors persist, so have some good newsStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/group-celebrates-20-years-of-steering-surplus-office-furniture-away-from-landfill-and-into-communities/https://apnews.com/article/bookstore-book-brigade-chelsea-michigan-03c553623c91c16a272b8a8149e4c298Alicehttps://www.ddw-online.com/european-universities-offer-scientific-refuge-to-us-researchers-34143-202503/#:~:text=Several%20prestigious%20European%20universities%20are,scientific%20facts%20and%20against%20researchers%E2%80%9D https://www.yahoo.com/news/80-birds-rescued-animal-fighting-161256363.html?guccounter=1 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Manhattan-turkey-Astoria-returns/2421744909473/ https://birdfact.com/articles/can-wild-turkeys-fly https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/16/raccoon-storm-drain-grate-Holyoke-Massachusetts/9771744821648/

Jane’s cat Smudge joins us for this one! We all melt *immediately* from the cuteness overload. Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/earths-tiniest-wildcat-is-captured-on-camera-for-first-time-the-rusty-spotted-cat-of-india/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/little-boy-calls-911-after-mom-ate-his-ice-cream-mommy-is-being-bad-but-cops-solve-the-case/(Snitches don't get dessert)Alicehttps://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/g-s1-54909/golden-toilet-stolen-cattelan-6-million-convicted (update)https://news.sky.com/story/the-blobfish-worlds-ugliest-animal-named-fish-of-the-year-in-new-zealand-13332179 Laurenhttps://apnews.com/article/cybertruck-recall-tesla-elon-musk-nhtsa-8c517e21aa1119d74b9db39f6aca01b (lol)https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/20/australia-magpie-Coles-Coburg-North-Victoria/8671742500304/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/18/nz-struggling-swimmers-geese-Tauranga-New-Zealand/4581742319996/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

This month Iggymaid joins us! la;ksfqowiefjiopl;asf owq eHumans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humanshollerIgg’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/iggymaid.bsky.socialIgg’s Twitch: twitch.tv/iggymaidIgg’s Linktree: linktr.ee/iggymaidAlice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedAlicehttps://news.sky.com/story/scientists-trying-to-bring-back-the-woolly-mammoth-create-a-woolly-mouse-13321512https://news.sky.com/story/thieves-stole-2-8m-gold-toilet-at-blenheim-palace-in-just-five-minutes-court-hears-13316421Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recovery-of-endangered-marsupials-is-utterly-extraordinary-population-up-45-since-australian-bushfires/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/galapagos-rail-rediscovered-after-190-years-following-island-restoration/Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/28/iguana-loose-connecticut/3851740764773/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/04/California-Highway-Patrol-opossum-Bay-Bridge/5911741098824/ https://www.yahoo.com/tech/video-game-trolls-players-lesbian-183228988.html?guccounter=1

ADHDventures with Lauren and JaneLauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tribal-bison-ranchers-return-thousands-of-animals-to-native-lands-and-witness-an-ecosystem-rejuvinate/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-his-beloved-yoga-ball-deflates-lonely-donkey-receives-donated-balls-from-across-bc/https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/21/Scottish-highland-bull-Kent-Connecticut/4221740157190/ Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Chicago-big-beaver-Urban-Rivers/8661740087239/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Tennessee-Knoxville-porcupine/1591740078267/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/bat-eared-fox-Living-Gardens-Palm-Desert-California/1801739377569/

Alice joins us for mummy jerky and a bunch of cute animals!Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/while-a-czech-region-plans-its-hydroproject-beavers-do-it-for-them-saving-millions/https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/1.7457607 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40 Alicehttps://news.sky.com/story/ancient-egyptian-mummies-smell-sweet-and-spicy-researchers-say-13309255https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607 Laurenhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/03/australia-flying-fox-bat-hotel-swimming-pool/2841738601179/ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1336161290732891 (video of previous story)https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/escaped-emu-Batesville-Mississippi/5741739392595/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck&t https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D519hT7-ytY

Hee hee hee we got a Beff, a Steph and a Phee <3 :D Also it buttsmasLauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerBeff’s Webcomic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Beff’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.socialBeff’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/deltastarfire Phee’s Twitter: https://x.com/PhoenixToothillSteph’s Stuffs: https://www.thejimquisition.com/ Stories UsedPheehttps://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2024/december/diamond-battery-media-release.html Stephhttps://townflex.com/chicken-gets-her-own-hi-vis-jacket-to-help-cross-the-road/ (optional) Beffhttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/robot-grasshopper-helps-restore-lost-seagrass-meadows-around-the-world/ Laurenhttps://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

Laura joins us. Gay ensues. <3Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Laura’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/laurakbuzz.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/googly-eyes-prank-takes-council-34321190 https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/stanford-scientists-transform-ubiquitous-skin-bacterium-into-a-topical-vaccine-against-tetanus/Laurahttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/revolutionary-infertility-treatment-uses-tiny-robots-to-clear-a-pathway-in-clogged-tubes/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/giant-puffball-mushroom-feeds-her-family-for-a-week/Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/owl-christmas-tree_n_6766d9cde4b0248ed6ed3e93 https://apnews.com/article/oldest-bird-lays-egg-wisdom-hawaii-5e7867ba9c8a51373d4d570f73fa7c2d

Alice liek furretLauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerJane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedLaurenhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/11/21/weasel-shoe-thief-japan-kindergarten/ https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-eagle-camera-watch-46d6e3453fae8b671d5373740f6f95a8 Alicehttps://apnews.com/article/new-hampshire-shelter-mice-453194952194094f71ddfcab3294eb66 https://apnews.com/article/quasi-giant-hand-wellington-sculpture-zealand-art-cfcd3599eda341b78741dcfcf519edbd Janehttps://apnews.com/article/latvia-counterfeit-detergent-ariel-criminal-gang-7c90d2a2fd2fb8dd8f8fc322867680b0https://apnews.com/article/bear-costume-insurance-fraud-vehicles-california-791f330b81d0ef627caf1b00a6daf69f

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7dhttps://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4Alicehttps://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddarhttps://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc/

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all! <3The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories UsedJanehttps://apnews.com/article/bedstuy-hydrant-aquarium-nyc-goldfish-brooklyn-0fdb7ada0716b9e9951c88311b8c5d7dhttps://apnews.com/article/bear-climbs-fence-connecticut-governors-mansion-3b1aaf00afa14dc1c7e12ac0faf9d1b4Alicehttps://www.itv.com/news/2024-10-25/cheesemakers-stunned-as-fraudsters-make-off-with-22-tonnes-of-cheddarhttps://news.sky.com/story/childrens-soft-play-centre-apologises-over-body-bag-halloween-decorations-13237681 Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/weird-halloween-costumes-2024_n_67093fbde4b0c2f4a134f5b1 https://mocoshow.com/2024/10/25/sams-club-temporarily-closed-due-to-loose-raccoon-in-bakery/ https://wgntv.com/news/trending/wisconsin-pizzeria-apologizes-after-customers-get-high-from-pizzas-accidentally-contaminated-with-thc/

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Stories UsedJanehttps://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k Laurenhttps://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/crime/pendle-man-arrested-after-he-arrives-at-police-station-with-two-males-tied-up-on-quad-bike-4837340 https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/bytedance-intern-fired-for-planting-malicious-code-in-ai-models/ (Not covering in full but worth a passing mention)https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/germany-pizzeria-cocaine-menu-order-police-crime-4694106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOe8dVTXE8E

Joanna joins us again! We have fun here <3 The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Joanna’s Links: https://ko-fi.com/chickencooperative https://www.twitch.tv/chickencooperative  https://www.tiktok.com/@coopanimation Stories UsedJoannahttps://www.space.com/earth-mini-moon-asteroid-2024-pt5 Laurenhttps://www.kbtx.com/2024/09/21/seal-marking-her-50th-birthday-sancuatry-may-be-oldest-captivity/ https://www.wsls.com/news/weird-news/2024/09/21/lizard-on-track-halts-formula-1-practice-in-singapore/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4jsV3iOsGk (related to above)

Jane made us a new intro! I quite like it <3The Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Stories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/origami-paper-sensors-detect-diseases-like-covid-with-a-mobile-phone/https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/astronomers-discover-biggest-ever-seen-black-hole-jets-which-blast-hot-plasma-well-beyond-their-own-host-galaxy/ar-AA1qMO9jLaurenhttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/watch-pigs-escape-police-kelowna-1.7328904 https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-train-cancelled-after-squirrel-refuses-get-off-2024-09-18/

HonkStories UsedJanehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/chinese-doctor-removes-patients-lung-tumor-using-robot-from-3000-miles-away/https://thegoodnewshub.com/animals/abandoned-dog-hero-saves-38others/Laurenhttps://abc7.com/post/san-francisco-california-residents-complain-honking-waymo-driverless-cars/15185603/ https://www.newsweek.com/golden-retriever-regrets-helping-diy-1932601

Jane brings us a baby bird in a warm tortilla! And also a Lomo! Stories UsedJanehttps://7news.com.au/news/obituary-jack-karlson-man-behind-democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-viral-meme-has-died-c-15564341https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/baby-bird-rescued-in-texas-panhandle-wrapped-in-a-warm-tortilla-until-wildlife-experts-arrived/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tiny-frog-saunas-help-endangered-amphibians-fight-off-fungal-disease/Laurenhttps://www.syracuse.com/news/2024/08/man-charged-after-blowing-up-porta-potty-at-central-ny-beach-police-say.html https://local21news.com/news/local/an-unusual-prize-groundhog-found-amongst-stuffed-animals-in-pa-claw-machine-meadows-family-fun-mini-golf-in-duncansville-blair-county-pennsylvania-game-commission-pa Lomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/first-back-to-back-gharial-crocodile-hatchlings-born-in-north-america/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-way-of-protecting-tomatoes-from-deadly-bacteria-lets-plants-sniff-out-danger-naturally/

Unions now, unions forever!Stories UsedJanehttps://www.pcgamer.com/games/mmo/blizzards-world-of-warcraft-team-has-unionized/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/engineering-students-heed-call-for-a-chihuahua-in-need-tiny-helmets-for-niblet/Laurenhttps://abc7ny.com/post/flying-fish-damages-nj-couples-tesla-parked-atlantic/15086264/ https://kotaku.com/voice-actor-strike-sag-aftra-troy-baker-ai-cod-mw-3-1851604153

It's naked week for Lauren! Stories UsedJanehttps://www.npr.org/sections/goats-and-soda/2024/07/03/g-s1-7988/hiv-prevention-drug-clinical-trialhttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/22-tennessee-state-parks-provide-all-terrain-wheelchairs-for-visitors-to-use/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0F1VbB3XeM&list=PLKTj6PrgxBv-nTmTv-v0pgzhbHDglgH62 Laurenhttps://mustsharenews.com/woman-strips-national-television/ https://x.com/mrjeffu/status/1806463678247830011 https://sfstandard.com/2024/07/11/nudists-save-tourist-attack-castro/

Jane and Lauren talk about SANDVICHThe Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Beth’s Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks Stories UsedLaurenSAMMICHES AGAINhttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1trBPQy3Azxw1_XoosinenixxKK-5sw7Z?usp=sharing Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/lost-donkey-seen-living-with-elk-herd-5-years-later-living-his-best-life/

Heyyy it’s a cute foxgirl again! <3The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Beth’s Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks Stories UsedLaurenSANDVICH https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1fzTqrmbPvj09CQyoJrRw1at3UqXMIAN5?usp=sharing https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Ug3Q0YeqcSk Janehttps://cybersecuritynews.com/totalrecall-windows-11-recall/ Bethhttps://gamerant.com/lego-ideas-dungeons-and-dragons-set-announcement/

IT FINALLY HAPPENED Y’ALL! Laura’s Everything: https://laurakbuzz.com/ The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks Stories UsedLomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beloved-birds-return-to-islands-for-first-time-in-40-years-after-damming-damage-reversed/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-big-cats-from-infamous-tiger-king-captivity-thriving-in-san-diego-after-sanctuary-helps-save-69-tigers/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/study-links-recreational-cannabis-use-to-lower-risk-of-cognitive-decline-and-dementia-related-diseases/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-who-built-adorable-mouse-village-to-cope-with-depression-has-added-pub-and-book-shop/ Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-cross-country-dog_n_6610146ee4b083254eabff02

This week Jane joins us! Nyahahahaha!The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Beth’s Comic: https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacksStories UsedJane: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/cancer-vaccine-triggers-fierce-immune-response-to-fight-malignant-brain-tumors/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/11-acres-of-plant-infused-green-roofs-go-blue-capturing-rainwater-in-flood-prone-amsterdam/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/herd-of-bison-reintroduced-in-europe-are-climate-heroes-helping-store-co2-equal-to-43000-cars/Laurenhttps://gazette.com/news/wex/the-republican-winning-an-indiana-house-primary-is-deceased/article_3d4fd04d-50de-580c-b426-92566e8e5504.html https://abcnews.go.com/International/pod-killer-whales-attacks-sinks-50-foot-yacht/story?id=110226518 https://gizmodo.com/cybertruck-video-breaks-finger-safe-stick-elon-musk-1851460112

IT FINALLY HAPPENED Y’ALL! The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac Let’s Talk About Snacks: https://www.patreon.com/LetsTalkAboutSnacks Stories UsedLomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beloved-birds-return-to-islands-for-first-time-in-40-years-after-damming-damage-reversed/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-big-cats-from-infamous-tiger-king-captivity-thriving-in-san-diego-after-sanctuary-helps-save-69-tigers/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/study-links-recreational-cannabis-use-to-lower-risk-of-cognitive-decline-and-dementia-related-diseases/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-who-built-adorable-mouse-village-to-cope-with-depression-has-added-pub-and-book-shop/ Laurenhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-cross-country-dog_n_6610146ee4b083254eabff02

This time Joanna joanna-ins us again! Chaos ensues :D The Patreon: patreon.com/Humansholler Joanna’s stuff: https://www.joannablackhart.com/ https://store.steampowered.com/app/1281860/Frogsong/ Stories UsedJoannahttps://www.popsci.com/science/two-lifeforms-merged-into-one/ https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/04/19/nasa-space-junk-florida-home-video/73389650007/ https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20240420-early-stage-ai-begins-to-make-waves-at-china-sex-toy-expo https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/wisconsin-fat-bird-week-voting-to-begin-april-19/ar-BB1l6hH3Laurenhttps://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/vultures-connecticut-drunk/ https://abc7.com/tow-truck-san-francisco-specialty-towing-company-california/14647703/ https://fortune.com/europe/2024/04/12/human-feces-wizz-air-flight-4-years-worlds-first-commercial-operation-planned-uk/

This week Beff, Phee, and Jane join me! Gay happens and i love every second of it <3Our Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/HumanshollerBethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/ Bethany’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/deltastarfire.bsky.social Jane’s Stoned Monkey Radiohttps://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Phee’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/PhoenixToothill Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringerStories UsedLaurenhttps://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/andrew-tate-arrested-adin-ross-live-stream-escape-plans-1234985922/ https://www.newsweek.com/kyle-rittenhouse-university-memphis-charlie-kirk-turning-point-usa-1881720 https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/03/elon-musk-shamed-for-protecting-an-alt-right-cartoonist-while-letting-transphobia-flourish-on-x/ Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-discovers-attic-filled-with-looted-art-from-battle-of-okinawa-works-with-fbi-to-repatriate-it-all-to-preserve-history/ https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/5344/March-Meowness-Public-Library-Comes-Up-With-Genius-Solution-For-Unpaid-Dues https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/5335/Texas-Court-Unable-To-Find-Jurors-To-Uphold-500-Fine-For-Feeding-The-Homeless Bethanyhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/11-pythons-found-tangled-500-pounds-mating-balls-southwest-florida-rcna144102 Pheehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-68577690https://thetab.com/uk/leeds/2021/10/14/leeds-bakery-banned-from-using-illegal-sprinkles-by-trading-standards-55520 https://www.reddit.com/r/Leeds/comments/ojdo6w/whats_up_with_vegan_cafes_in_leeds_and_racist/ https://www.reddit.com/r/iamveryculinary/comments/okhu1k/pure_panic_pops_up_in_rpizza_per_usual_people_are/ https://imgur.com/gallery/O2oPOyX

It’s “what did we get stuck up our butts” time again with Stephanie Sterling and Phoenix Toothill! Also Jonathan Frakes knows what he did. Laurenhttps://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4 BeffButts butts butts butts butts butts butts EVERYBODYhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/12/26/beavers-Phoenix-Tempe-Arizona/9181703614394/ Pheehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bird-friendly-maple-syrup-boosts-vermont-forest-diversity-and-resilience/Stephhttps://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/men-arrested-with-1-000-in-stolen-butter-1.6703164

Lauren’s back again! Heck yeah!Stories UsedLaurenhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/29/lawyer-suspended-poop-pringles-victim-center/71745795007/ https://gizmodo.com/mri-machine-accidents-gun-shot-woman-butt-1851077446 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-67777768 Lomohttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-2300-year-old-mosaic-made-of-shells-and-coral-has-just-been-found-buried-under-rome/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nuclear-waste-from-unused-weapons-is-being-safely-turned-to-glass-after-leaking-for-years/ https://thenationaldesk.com/news/from-the-desk/police-warn-of-bunnies-going-on-rampant-crime-sprees-in-texas-chewing-christmas-lights-random-acts-of-vandalism-hutto-police-department-christmas-holiday-decorations-bugs-bunny-rabbits-hares

Big cat!My Friend’s Paypal:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AliceKlunkOur Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/ Stories UsedLaurenhttps://themessenger.com/news/people-cant-access-their-ai-girlfriend-because-the-service-went-down-after-ceo-jailed-for-setting-his-apartment-on-fire https://katu.com/news/local/update-cougar-spotted-in-tigard-park-was-actually-just-a-big-housecat Morganhttps://www.npr.org/2023/11/06/1210537760/humpback-whale-rescue-alaska-video https://apnews.com/article/horse-loose-cargo-plane-returns-jfk-airport-6066bedc8438d69fd783fc4516bcf4e0 Ritahttps://www.npr.org/2023/09/07/1197943623/hurricane-idalia-flamingos-ohio-florida-texas-carolina

This week I introduce the absolutely wonderful Jane to our new co-host Rita! My Friend’s Paypal:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AliceKlunkOur Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler Jane’s Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts Lauren's Onlyfans:onlyfans.com/rawrgliciousLauren's Paypal:paypal.me/rawrgliciousLet's Talk About Snacks:https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL Bethany's Comic:https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/Morgan’s Substack:https://morganstringer.substack.com/ Morgan’s Knowledge Fight Episode: https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/759-chatting-with-morgan-stringer Dice Funk: https://austinyorski.podbean.com/ Stories UsedLaurenhttps://jalopnik.com/florida-sovereign-citizens-still-need-drivers-license-1851020258 https://kotaku.com/youtube-chess-anal-beads-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-1851020457 Ritahttps://apnews.com/article/greece-athens-bomb-urban-development-wwii-7321b7eb7bbda084e0ebd53981fce5fa Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-engineered-a-bacteria-to-eat-plastic-bottles-and-transforming-them-into-useful-liquids/ https://www.positive.news/environment/the-lost-species-returning-to-britain/ Morganhttps://apnews.com/article/cluster-bomblet-ammunition-thrift-store-wisconsin-donation-be5eeeaf7b979c112c5fc5add1c59df0 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna125140