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humpdays
by humpdays
Hang out with the Rosselli’s every hump day. 🐪 Co hosts Alfie Rosselli and Rebecca Rochon hang every Wednesday and have unfiltered convos about pop culture, hookups, dating, and marriage with people from all walks of life.
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Jay Z & Beyoncé Fled the Country Instead of Attending the Oscars: Here's Why
Jay Z and Beyoncé skipped the 2026 Grammys and this might be the biggest celebrity news scandal and Hollywood scandal of the year. After Beyoncé won Album of the Year in 2025, The Carters were noticeably absent from the red carpet, claiming it was because she wasn't performing, presenting, or...
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Heated Rivalry: Why Women are Horny for Gay Sex
Women are IN HEAT for the new gay romance book series and tv show Heated Rivalry. In fact, some are OVERHEATING and so distracted that they can hardly focus on their real lives. We discuss why this phenomenon is happening and why the NHL is changing after this Crave Canada niche show's unexpected...
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Women are Secretly Obsessed with Minotaur Romance?! Why 'Morning Glory Milk Farm' is their Ultimate Fantasy
Gentlemen, we need to talk. The book "Morning Glory Milk Farm" is selling THOUSANDS of copies, and the love interest is a minotaur with... let's just say generously proportioned attributes. Yes, you read that right. Your wife might be reading about a literal bull-man right now. We dove into the...
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce aren’t hot! (America's UNSEXY sweethearts)
Why are Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce pivoting to being hot and sexy after capturing the hearts of america by being cute dorks? Where does this random push come from and why it doesn't work. She gives Martha Stewart energy and he gives golden retriever with an underlying motive. Genuine...
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Taylor Swift Embraces the Culture Shift (hints at SuperBowl Halftime Show)
Taylor Swift does her first podcast, her boyfriend Travis Kelce's New Heights, drops a new album "Life of a Showgirl" and hints at a Superbowl Halftime Show performance. We discuss how this is a sign that she is embracing some core culture shifts in 2025 and catering to Gen Z and football fans.…
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The Hunting Wives Reaction: Hollywood Makes Lesbians Hot Again?
We are over the woke propaganda! Hollywood's depiction of conservative communities in The Hunting Wives, Netflix's new killer 'who done it' addictive show, finally makes Lesbians hot again, with some of the hottest scenes we've seen in awhile, but as usual, it is at the expense of men. We are...
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Sydney Sweeney and Tea App EXPOSE Female Incels
It is officially the downfall of the female incels - their time in the sun has come to a close. Sydney Sweeney's big white naturals in the American Eagle Jean ad was the tipping point. Their eugenics controversy were a stretch and everyone's over the sensitivity. 00:00 - 1:50 what is the Tea app...
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Why Women Struggle to Climax with a Partner - and How to Fix It
In this episode of Humpdays, we sit down with Brittini Burton, founder of Big P*** Energy (BPE) - a sensual movement practice helping women reconnect to their bodies and pleasure. Brittini shares how years of performing in bed and struggling to climax led her to a radical transformation through...
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How to Have a Threesome with Courtney Johnson!
Today Courtney Johnson, former star of Dallas Cowboys: Making the Team and current social media guru, gives us her best tips for securing FFM threesome. It's not as hard as you think and we talk about how to have a threeway and her experience. Courtney dives into her spirituality journey, tantra...
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80% of Bi Women End Up With Men — Here's Why (JoJo, Billie, Fletcher & Queer Dating Truths)
Are bi women destined to end up with men? In this juicy episode, we unpack why 80% of bi women are in relationships with men — even if they're mostly attracted to women. We get real about the struggles femme lesbians face when trying to date each other, masc lesbian insecurities, and debate…
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Is Watching Porn Cheating? Reacting to Couples Who Say Yes
Is watching porn cheating? We dive into this spicy relationship debate and (spoiler alert) we don’t agree with most of the internet. As a married couple and stand-up comedians, we tackle jealousy, trust, and late-night laptop confessions. This is one of our most requested topics because let’s be...
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Democrats INSANE $20 MILLION attempt to appeal to straight men
The democratic party of USA has had a rough few months, after a rough few years of Trump and MAGA! And now plans to spend 20 million $ on SAM aka "Speaking with American Men". A scheme to figure out how to talk to young men... We don't need to blow 20 million dollars to know what went wrong.. Its...
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Harvey Weinstein is INNOCENT?! The DEATH of #METOO
Candace owens dropped a BOMBSHELL interview with Harvey Weinstein from behind bars and is 100 percent CONVINCED that he is innocent - and has the receipts to back it up. We dive into Gwyneth Paltrow's claims that Brad Pitt beat him up and other less high profile women and the gaps in their...
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When Toxic Feminism destroys you: Blake Lively's latest BLACKMAIL attempt.
Justin Baldoni's lawyers accused Blake Lively of extorting Taylor Swift - who basically OWNS hollywood at this point. This idiotic move reveals the truth behind her thinly veiled FEMINIST ICON persona. She self proclaims to be a feminist, but really uses it as a tool to appear like a "good…
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What Makes Nurses the BIGGEST Cheaters? and Other Red Flag Jobs 🚩
Which career is most likely to cheat? One is MUCH MUCH higher and kind of obvious. Find out what careers are most prone to cheating. Are nurses more likely to cheat? The not so surprising truth behind the stereotype. From stress and long hours to the emotional toll of the job, we're examining the...
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Bill Belichick & Why Older Men Prefer Younger Women
Bill Belichick's GF is 50 Years Younger than him. Is this ok? If you haven't followed us on instagram do it! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humpdays.show https://www.instagram.com/rebsrosselli/ https://www.instagram.com/the_alfie_attack/
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Why Kanye (Ye) is OBSESSED with Hitler
Ye, formally known as Kanye West has gone even furher than necessisary this time - his latest single hh, is insane and everyone wants to know - what is he doing? We talk about why he is spiraling and why this may all be intentional. If you haven't followed us on instagram do it! Instagram:...
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Kanye is Gay for his own Cousin...
What is going on with Kanye West? His recent tweets have sparked outrage and concern, including disturbing revelations about his childhood. We examine his new song "Cousins," inspired by these alleged experiences, and the controversy surrounding its release. Adding fuel to the fire, Jeffree Star...
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They Made Snape Black… and It’s About to Backfire HARD
The new Harry Potter series has cast Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape, and the internet is buzzing! While we love diverse casting, could race-swapping this particular character be a misstep? Snape's backstory includes being bullied and coming from a disadvantaged background – traits that,...
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WALTON GOGGINS and AMIEE LOU WOOD's MESSY AFFAIR (He CHEATED on his wife while on White Lotus set)
Walton Goggins and Amy Lou, who played characters Rick Hatchett and Chelsea in season 3 of HBO's "The White Lotus" were apparently "method acting" and had an offscreen romance reflecting their onscreen one, which would be SO CUTE - the only problem is that Walton Goggins is married! Aimee lou…
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This man asked a woman for her number... and Feminists are LOSING IT!
Wiley Ballard, a sports caster, is in a ton of heat for.... asking a girl for her number...as a heterosexual man! Do you think he should lose his job for this?! If you haven't followed us on instagram do it! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/humpdays.show…
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Katy Perry's Trip to Space was a Hoax? Why Jeff Bezos Faked it!
Katy Perry, Gale King and Jeff Bezo's wife went to space - FOR FEMINISM!! People are saying this was faked, others are criticizing the trip for it's wastefulness. The crew went to space for a photo op to promote Jeff Bezos' new space tourism company "Blue Origin" for a total of 11 seconds. 00:00…
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Hailey Bieber THREATENS LAWSUIT & is LOSING CONTROL of Justin
Hailey Bieber has reportedly threatened a popular 7-part commentary channel after they described her as a stalker. The video dives into the complicated dynamics between Hailey, Selena Gomez, and Justin Bieber, exploring Hailey’s obsession with Selena and the tension it’s created in the media. Is...
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Why Beyonce's 'Cowboy Carter' Tour is a FLOP: She can't sell tickets (Jay-Z is terrified)
Is America over Beyonce?! In this episode, we dive into the buzz, or rather lack thereof, surrounding Beyoncé's upcoming Cowboy Carter tour, which is set to kick off in Inglewood, California next month. Despite her grammy/album of the year 'Win', ticket sales aren't flying off the shelves like…
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The DOWNFALL of Beyonce is happening. RIGHT. NOW. (Winning a Grammy wont save her)
We watched the 2025 grammys so you don't have to! Beyonce makes Billie Elish cry, Taylor Swift gets snubbed and a lot of drama caused between Jayden Smith and Kanye West and his date Bianca Censori... Let's get into it! 00:00 - 4:00 Beyonce wins Grammy for album of the year 2025 4:00 - How…
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Obama CAUGHT CHEATING with JENNIFER ANISTON!! Michelle is FURIOUS and filing for divorce!
Michelle Obama skips Trump inauguration as Barack split rumors build. Jennifer Aniston is yet again involved in an unexpected love triangle and Big Mike is pissed! Do you like these two together? The Obama's once seemed like such a solid unit but their divorce rumors have been solidified by an...
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UPDATE: Taylor Swift threatens Justin Baldoni in Secret Meeting! Defends Blake Lively
Will Taylor Swift make her first appearance in court?! Justin dropped Taylor Swift's name in his allegations and reveals a secret confrontation with her, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. We think Taylor may have more than a professional reason to get involved in the case and protect her "friend"...
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Celebrities who will be FORCED down our throats in 2025... GET READY
Get ready, the media is pushing these celebs... just a bunch of industry plants! 00:00 - 7:06 why Jay-Z’s life as a free man depends on Beyonce’s success in 2025 7:06 - Zendaya is a Hollywood plant 16:05 - Meghan Markle will be hated even more in 2025 21:30 - why Hayley Bieber will use Justin and...
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Ellen Degeneres Moves to the UK! The REAL reason she fled the U.S.
Was Trump the reason or was she kicked out of Hollywood? This is why Ellen DeGeneres fled U.S. 00:00 - 4:41 why Donald Trump is not the real reason why Ellen Degeneres is leaving America 4:41 hard proof that Jennifer Lopez lacks integrity 6:00 Celebrities don’t really care about politics. They…
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The most HATED celebrities of 2024
How these celebrities have RUINED their image and become UNBEARABLE! 00:00 - 3:54 Diddy 3:54 Ellen and how she could be an emotionally abusive wife 8:58 Meghan Markle & Prince Harry 19:17 Jada Pinkett-Smith 26:15 Kim & Kanye If you haven't followed us on instagram do it! Instagram:...
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We’re confused. Beyonce beats Taylor Swift as Billboard’s #1 artist of the 21st Century?!
Beyonce beats Taylor Swift after her Cowboy Carter album fell flat and Taylor laps everyone in terms of ticket sales and chart topping hits? We're confused - not to mention the timing of this accolade is a bit suspicious. 00:00 - 12:50 Beyonce is #1 but does she deserve to beat Taylor Swift?…
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My SISTER wears NOTHING but a SHIRT when my HUSBAND's around!! AITA ?!
We are so grateful for over 3k subs!! Thank you for supporting our channel and dreams and lives!!! Join the humpday fam and subscribe :) Let's ring in the new year by looking at messy people's lives so we feel better about our own! We pick some reddit aita posts and give our advice. If you…
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Did the Wicked Cast have a 3some?! (Ariana explores her sexuality)
Ariana has a long history of announcing relationships with men suspiciously soon after they leave their previous significant others. The most recent and flagrant example is her current boyfriend, Ethan Slater, her Wicked Co-Star. We see through all the attempts she is making to not only distance...
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UPDATE on Kourtney & Justin Bieber's secret kid together (Hayley wont allow him near Kourtney now)
00:00 - 5:34 the list of Kourtney’s controversies 5:34 why Kourtney’s kids are repulsed by her relationship with Travis Barker 8:18 Justin Bieber is the real father to her son Rain 11:25 how Justin Bieber secretly plans to raise the child 13:30 why the Kardashians will never learn from their...
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Chappell Roan is under attack! Why the media HATES her
Today we dive into the femininomenonal ascent of Chappell Roan and the media's attempt to take her down. When celebrities don't 'fall in line' the machine gets worried and desperate. Our sapphic queen is doing everything she can not to become the next Britney Spears. We also talk about our…
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WTF is going on with Zach Efron & Sylvester Stallone's Faces?
From Drake to Zach Efron to Sylvester Stallone, it seems like men are ruining their faces just as quickly as women. #Pillowface is taking its hold of hollywood's hottest men! We all recognize the damaging effects of today's beauty standards on women, which are often unattainable. Until recently,...
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Is Tay Tay Gay?! Travis Kelce is Taylor Swift's 'Beard'?! Leaked relationship contract and drama with Blake Lively
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce 'exaggerate' their love in public amid unexpected 'leaked love contract' that allegedly states that they are to breakup on September 28th. We speculate that Travis and Taylor are now ramping up their love to dispel rumors and cover up for the contract. Is Travis...
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Ballerina to Babymaker: Ballerina Farm Controversy (Hannah Speaks Out!)
How "trad" can an instagram billionaire be? Ballerina Farm, a tradwife Tik Tok account with over 20 million followers is being exposed and slandered by a New York Times interview. The article states that just 2 years being selected as one of the top 13 ballerinas in america and accepted into the...
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Katy Perry's New Feminist Anthem Flop and Failed Comeback (She's Blaming Her Team)
Katy Perry released a new feminist anthem called "Woman's World" as her comeback single and turned her back on Kesha (Ke$ha) by producing it with Dr.Luke. We talk about this wild move and decision and the controversies surrounding her song. It's a total flop. 00:00 - 4:30 How did Katie Perry jump...
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Angelina Jolie “Pitts” her children against Brad and SUES him for $250M: Daughter, Shiloh changes her last name to remove Pitt and keep Jolie!
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's separation has turned downright nasty! Angelina Jolie has a vendetta against Brad Pitt and has been slowly manipulating their children to separate from him going so far as removing Pitt from their last name, fabricating rumours and accusing her ex-husband of seizing...
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Kylie Jenner CRIES over new face, Charli XCX Vs. Taylor Swift Feud & Justin Timberlake ruins a cop's life
Kylie Jenner regrets her botched surgery but continues deny that she had any - it's just fillers! The Taylor Swift and Charli XCX Fight is Worse Than We Thought! Is Taylor Swift greedy for releasing her 13th version of Tortured Poets Society? Justin Timberlake is ruining the cop who arrested…
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The Downfall of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: He's becoming hated. Why?
The Rock's once perfect reputation is spiralling down. Why are lifelong fans are turning on him? More gross allegations are coming out since his appearance on the Joe Rogan Podcast. We discuss his on set diva behaviour, Maui Fundraiser scandal, his new tacky product line, and his WWE appearance....
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The self destruction of Jennifer Lopez - Why every celeb is refusing to work with her!
Jlo hasn't cared about anyone but herself, and it's finally biting her in the bum. Never have people been so giddy about a celeb's downfall until now. Today, we get into why her 2010 mentality and approach to fame doesn't work anymore - in fact, it totally backfired. 00:00 - 1:30 intro 1:30 the...
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The REAL reason why Harvey Weinstein's rape conviction was overturned w/ trial expert Yoshi
Did Harvey Weinstein get off scott free? New York's highest court has just overturned his 2020 conviction for sexual assault and rape, stating an "unfair trial". Sure... this could be the technical reason, but we suspect a few other reasons behind the scenes. This was a landmark ruling for the...
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Why the Entertainment industry is in the biggest financial CRISIS we've ever seen. They're BROKE!
Is Taylor Swift is the only celebrity with ACTUAL MONEY? She's bankrolling the entire industry at this point. Cardi B has come out and said that the music industry and the economy is broke and that A list stars are competing for brand deals with... **shudder** influencers! Jlo can't sell tickets...
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Kim Kardashian is DONE: Booed at Tom Brady Roast, Hollywood is disgusted by her
Kim made an appearance at the Tom Brady roast and was mercilessly booed off stage! Even the elites are turning on her. Is the crowd turning a result of Taylor Swift's grip on the NFL, or a larger distain for the Kardashain family? Tony Hinchcliffe went in HARD on her and was ruthless. We recap…
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The irreversible "Ozempic head" EVERY celebrity is getting...
Celebrities, the class obsessed with thinness, have figured out how to "buy skinny" and they are sacrificing their face and long term health in doing so. The 'secret' is out, it's Ozempic - but no one is admitting to it despite dropping -40 pounds in a matter of weeks. Oprah, Kelly and Sharon...
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The Kardashian Empire is Crumbling... Kim is getting SUED, Kylie filing for BANKRUPTCY?
The Kardashians' empire, based on stolen designs and ideas is falling? News broke this week that Kim lost over 100k followers due to Taylor's clapback track on her new album Tortured Poets Department "ThanK you aIMee". Earlier this month, Kim was sued by Anna Wintour for stealing designs for her...
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The Death of the Celebrity "Diva" Persona
Famous divas Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey and Kim Kardashian are desperately rebranding to become more down to earth as the "diva" persona is becoming obnoxious and irrelevant. Today on humpdays, we dive into Jlo's recent attempt to be relatable. Jennifer Lopez just released a new album and...
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Shocking Nickelodeon exposé "Quiet on Set": What they got wrong
Our nostalgia has been tarnished! Creator of Nickelodeon's hits, Zoe 101, Drake and Josh, ICarly and more, Dan Schneider, has spoken out in response to the new documentary "Quiet on Set" that unleashes allegation after allegation against him. We dive into the shocking allegations and have never...
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Hang out with the Rosselli’s every hump day. 🐪
Co hosts Alfie Rosselli and Rebecca Rochon hang every Wednesday and have unfiltered convos about pop culture, hookups, dating, and marriage with people from all walks of life.
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