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Hunting Elf
by Dave Donelson
In this podiobook: Meet Elf, a champion-bred Silky Terrier who lives a dog's life--when he chooses--with hapless Dan McCoy and his capable wife, June, in the leafy suburbs north of New York City. Too late, these innocent dog owners learn that nefarious show dog breeders will stop at nothing -- murder included -- to get their hands on the little puppy's valuable genes. While Dan and June try to civilize the rascal Elf, the evil breeders and their minions do their bloody best to dognap him. Join the posse of offbeat neighbors, wacky in-laws, and ruthless dog fanatics who desperately hunt for Elf when he is lost, found, lost again, found again, stolen, and then stolen from the dog thieves. It's a comedic canine adventure.
Episodes
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Chapter 25 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: In the exciting conclusion, Marie tries to dognap Elf at gunpoint, only to be foiled by Elf's teeth, Dan's flying tackle, and June's cool command of the situation.
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Chapter 24 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Dan takes June to Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade to cheer her up. They're reunited with Elf when he jumps from Marie's arms and fulfills everyone's fantasy by attacking the Barney balloon.
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Chapter 23 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Dan and June mourn the loss of their little buddy and Elf misses them, too, even though he's living the good life in a Manhattan penthouse.
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Chapter 22 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Dan and Jerry get no help from the police, so they investigate Elf's dognapping themselves. They find a bloody trail, but no Elf.
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Chapter 21 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Elf goes to breakfast with Dan and June, but the dognappers strike and Elf disappears-again.
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Chapter 20 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: With the help of Elf's nose, Dan, Jerry, and Edgar trail Bruce Rose to a tryst with a certain amateur porno star.
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Chapter 19 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: While the dognappers cross and double-cross each other, Elf develops a taste for television--cable, not programs.
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Chapter 18 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Dan and Elf go to obedience school, where Dan learns some important lessons and comes home with a whole new Elf - literally.
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Chapter 17 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Marie almost gets away with Elf by promising him an amorous adventure, but neighbor John Rantze inadvertently foils the plot by calling the cops to complain about all the barking.
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Chapter 16 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Elf house-trains Dan while Bruce Rose tricks June into sending Dan and Elf into an ambush.
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Chapter 15 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Marie Carcioma lights a fire under Bruce Rose while Dan and Jerry carry their investigation to the pet store, where they hear a horrifying tale about Selena Kisco.
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Chapter 14 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Dan and Jerry stake out their first suspects, Selena Kisco tries a smash-and-grab at the mall, and Elf finds a snack in the shoe department at Nordstrom.
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Chapter 13 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Elf tries to make friends with a creature of the feline persuasion while Edgar tries to persuade Dan to do unnatural things to his body with magnets.
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Chapter 12 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Elf makes amorous advances toward several other patients in the vet's waiting room while Marie clashes and crashes with Bruce Rose.
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Chapter 11 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Elf comes home with some six-legged friends and Dan goes in search of a cure. Selena Kisco invites Bruce Rose to search for Elf under--or on--her bed.
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Chapter 10 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Elf becomes the ex-officio mayor of Harrington but is almost chased out of office when Marie spots him on the street.
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Chapter 9 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: The groomer, Amanda, gets much more than she bargains for when she makes a mysterious phone call. While Dan's talking to the detectives, Elf goes apartment hunting.
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Chapter 8 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Elf gets a bath, then he gets stinky even. In desperation, Dan takes him to a groomer, who has plans of her own for the little son of a champion.
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Chapter 7 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Elf creates a distraction, then helps himself to Christmas dinner. Later, Dan finds out there's a murder in his new dog's pedigree.
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Chapter 6 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: June gets a surprise when she tries to give Elf to her mother for Christmas.
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Chapter 5 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Dan barely stays out of jail when his canine companion finally decides to trade wilderness living for the front seat of a police cruiser.
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Chapter 4 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Marie Carcioma and Selena Kisco hatch their plots to dognap Elf while Dan and the gang continue their search in the woods.
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Chapter 3 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Dan and his pals literally beat the bushes for Elf as the cold-blooded dog-nappers circle like a pack of greedy wolves.
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Chapter 2 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Murder takes center stage as nefarious show dog breeders track Elf to Dan and June--who don't suspect a thing.
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Chapter 1 - Hunting Elf
-In this episode: Dan McCoy loses Elf, his mother-in-law's four-legged Christmas present, and enlists a party of drunken neighbors to help him find it.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
In this podiobook: Meet Elf, a champion-bred Silky Terrier who lives a dog's life--when he chooses--with hapless Dan McCoy and his capable wife, June, in the leafy suburbs north of New York City. Too late, these innocent dog owners learn that nefarious show dog breeders will stop at nothing -- murder included -- to get their hands on the little puppy's valuable genes. While Dan and June try to civilize the rascal Elf, the evil breeders and their minions do their bloody best to dognap him. Join the posse of offbeat neighbors, wacky in-laws, and ruthless dog fanatics who desperately hunt for Elf when he is lost, found, lost again, found again, stolen, and then stolen from the dog thieves. It's a comedic canine adventure.
HOSTED BY
Dave Donelson
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How many episodes does Hunting Elf have?
Hunting Elf currently has 25 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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In this podiobook: Meet Elf, a champion-bred Silky Terrier who lives a dog's life--when he chooses--with hapless Dan McCoy and his capable wife, June, in the leafy suburbs north of New York City. Too late, these innocent dog owners learn that nefarious show dog breeders will stop at nothing --...
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Hunting Elf is created and hosted by Dave Donelson.
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