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Hypothetical Siblings

by Nick and Lainie Nelson

Siblings discussing hypotheticals and plenty of other random topics along the way!

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Episodes

  1. Episode 43: The Romance of Sand

    Aloha! This week the siblings discuss the turn of the new year, their adventures in Hawaii, their draw to or aversion of sand and whether or not they could survive on a Hawaiian island!

  2. Episode 42: Just Another Humanoid

    This week the siblings discuss their holiday debacles, scary movies, and which holiday character could defend them from the rest!

  3. Episode 41: Observations of Shitty Men

    This week the siblings discuss their new digs, the shitty men they observe, and their roles in an Osmosis Jones style city!

  4. Episode 40: They Were Always Lizards

    On this episode the siblings discuss who is really behind the economy, the stresses of moving, haunted living rooms and what mythological figure they think they would be.

  5. Episode 39: My Body isn't Strong Enough for Alcoholism

    This week the siblings discuss the troubles of moving, the tribulations of school, and the potential happenings of being transported to the world of Dungeons and Dragons!

  6. Episode 38: Give Me the Collar and Call Me Poochy

    The siblings discuss Black Friday madness, Goncharov, and the sleeper hit that is goat cheese.

  7. Episode 37: It All Comes Back to Lasers

    The siblings discuss their time away, rugby, road trips, and waking up in the 16th century!

  8. Episode 36: Elemental Envoy for Hire

    The siblings discuss exploding heaters, a new home for the podcast and the effects of elemental ice powers.

  9. Episode 35: Maybe About Dreams

    The siblings discuss dreams... sort of. They also talk about whether or not Voldemort has ears, having COVID, and the potential of dinosaurs resembling geese.

  10. Episode 34: Lainie Will Win the Sound War

    The siblings discuss the value of concerts, art exhibits and setting up tiny aquariums. They also expand on the differences between, horror, thriller, and slasher movies and whether they could survive each scary situation.

  11. Episode 33: All of my Children are Bees

    This week the siblings discuss being turned into the real version of your Halloween costume. They also discuss thrift shop finds, shrimp nano aquariums, being sick and trips to Vegas!

  12. Episode 32: One Man Glampire Illuminati

    The siblings talk about the age old battle of vampires and werewolves. Also the Mario Movie, the inherent dirtiness of medieval times and uncomfortable haircuts.

  13. Episode 31: Anti-Robot, Anti-Cannibalism (sometimes)

    This week the siblings talk about the value of theater, comfy gaming and the robot revolution! Join us! (so long as you aren't a dirty filthy robot sympathizer)

  14. Episode 30: Naked Little Mole People

    This week the siblings discuss the appearance of a new fantastical race! They also discuss rowdy barbecues, recent TV shows, the slipperiness of orange peels and Niagara Falls.

  15. Episode 29: Fact Check Your Exploding Seagull

    The siblings are back with an extra long episode! This time we discuss their adventures over the past few years, the fake news of exploding seagulls, candle ownership and office gossip. For our main topic, we talk about hypothetically finding out that one of our parents is a serial killer!

  16. Ironman is Also Batman

    Nick and Lainie talk about mind reading and how a universe with superheroes could not be a good one.

  17. I'm In Limbo Singing Scooby Doo

    On this spooky episode Nick and Lainie talk about what happens when you die.

  18. Stuart Little the Mayor of Mouse Town

    Nick and Lainie talk about Coach Steve and the potential disaster of getting your height reversed.

  19. This Pie is Gun Flavor

    The siblings discuss the validity of liking Pringles and what it would be like to enherit the throne.

  20. Jello is Meat

    This week the siblings discuss painting and their food-based 5v5 pickup teams.

  21. Ding Dang Doom

    The siblings discuss bad first dates and the nightmare hellscape that is living in a Nintendo game.

  22. Bouncy Balls Are Better Than Aliens

    The siblings discuss finding out what your friends really think of you and what happened to Amelia Earhart.

  23. Don't Pop the Smoke Monster's Bubble

    The siblings are back! This week they discuss why not to pop magical bubbles, and the advantages of being an animorph!

  24. Dr. Doolittle is Unrealistic

    The siblings discuss the reality of talking to animals and exciting news for the podcast!

  25. What Are You Gonna Do, Burn the House Down?

    The siblings discuss embarrassing zoom meetings and how ghosts are definitely scarier than monsters.

  26. If You're Ever in a Pickle Just Claim You're Insane

    Nick and Lainie discuss celebrity body switching! They also talk about new piercings and drowning trucks.

  27. Nick Made Lainie Cry... Again

    This episode the siblings discuss the difficulties of math and the hypothetical tragedy of the nuclear apocalypse.

  28. Beyblades Are Timeless

    The siblings discuss the immortality of Beyblades and what would happen if you woke up 10 years younger.

  29. West Coast Hagrid

    The siblings discuss the evolution of Scooby Doo and the potential of American wizarding schools.

  30. You are a Skin Bag Filled with Bone Dust

    The siblings talk about the real question: What if dinosaurs? They also discuss weird chimp video games.

  31. You Can Do Whatever in the 1950s

    The siblings discuss the Man from Taured and how many books are better than their movie counterparts.

  32. I Am Jeff Bezos Now

    The siblings discuss time travel.... well at least they kind of do. Also the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

  33. Oh God, Not Hairless Gorillas

    The siblings discuss politics (probably a little too much) and the potentially infinite number of parallel universes.

  34. Zombie Death Submarine

    The siblings discuss family role playing and the non-threat of slow zombies.

  35. Bobby the NASCAR Ghost

    The siblings discuss the threat of gas station bathrooms and the presence of ghosts and spirits!

  36. Monkey Brain Murder

    The siblings discuss moth-based fear and the potential outcomes when meeting your clone.

  37. We Probably Should've Done This First

    The siblings finally discuss alien invasion and the meaning behind Voldemort being the ultimate OG.

  38. Neon Green Gamer Skulls: Brought to Life

    The siblings talk about toys coming to life and the benefits of objects being wrapped in gamer skulls.

  39. They Call Me Blade Legs

    The siblings discuss Dr. Pepper and the controversy of cybernetic enhancements.

  40. The Hydro-Saw Initiative

    The siblings discuss the destruction of dog houses and Avatar: The Last Air Bender- water vs. earth!

  41. Shrink to Defeat Capitalism

    The siblings discuss the benefits of shrinking in a capitalistic society and the cinematic masterpiece that is the Minions movie.

  42. Akbar the Purple Snake Pokemon

    The siblings discuss the ins and outs of Pokemon appearing and the subsequent war within

  43. Welcome to the Sog House

    The siblings get started on the subject of cryptids and the relative absorption of wool.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Siblings discussing hypotheticals and plenty of other random topics along the way!

HOSTED BY

Nick and Lainie Nelson

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Siblings discussing hypotheticals and plenty of other random topics along the way!

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