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Hypothetically Speaking

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3 friends discuss hypothetical scenarios and analyze "would you rather" situations in extreme detail

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Episodes

  1. Episode 50: Only Speak & Understand Italian, or Always Have to Write in English to Communicate?

    This episode was an absolute mess. Would you rather no longer speak English and you can only speak & understand Italian? Or would you rather still know English, but you can only write things down to communicate? Almost more important than the episode itself, this week we started a new segment...

  2. Episode 49: Always be Attacked by Dogs, or by Birds

    From the lost episode vault... Take your chances coming across a dog without an owner, or running into a flock of seagulls (not the band). This is a classic, would you rather every dog you come across wants to attack you, or every bird you come across wants to attack you? Either way this new life...

  3. Episode 48: Eat with only One Utensil for the Rest of Your Life

    Fork? Spoon? Knife? Chopsticks? Ladle? You can only choose one! This episode we discuss if you could only use one type of utensil for the rest of your life, which would it be? As the crusader in the third Indiana Jones says, "Choose wisely!" Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments!...

  4. Episode 47: Always Live with Hawk or Run thru Alligator Swamp Once

    Animals and creatures everywhere! Would you rather have to live with a hawk trapped inside wherever you live, OR you can try and make it through a 100 yard long alligator infested swamp? It's air vs water. Getting your eyes pecked out, or body ripped to shreds. What side are you taking? Let us…

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  5. Episode 46: Always Pay with Coins or Always Eat from DriveThru

    Would you rather have to always pay for anything in coins, or have to eat all of your meals from a drivethru restaurant? Who is racking up the calories at McDonalds, and who is having to lug full pockets of coins everywhere? Give the podcast a listen! Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the...

  6. Episode 45: Sneeze in Face or Wear Masks from Trash

    Would you rather have to wear every discarded facemask that you come across, or have to sneeze directly in the face of every new person you meet?

  7. Episode 44: Dodge Anything Regardless of Speed OR Have Any 3 Questions Answered

    Episode 44: Dodge Anything Regardless of Speed OR Have Any 3 Questions Answered

  8. Episode 43: Covered in Fur OR Covered in Scales

    Episode 43: Covered in Fur OR Covered in Scales

  9. Episode 42: All Food from a Baby Bottle Forever OR Visible Diapers Forever?

    Episode 42: All food from a baby bottle forever OR Visible Diapers Forever?

  10. Episode 41: Mike Tyson or Bruce Lee in a Street Fight?

    Episode 41: Mike Tyson or Bruce Lee in a Street Fight?

  11. Episode 40: Can Hockey be Described as Soccer on Ice?

    Episode 40: Can Hockey be Described as Soccer on Ice?

  12. Episode 39: Legs as Long as Fingers OR Fingers as Long as Legs

    Episode 39: Legs as Long as Fingers OR Fingers as Long as Legs

  13. Episode 38: Sew All Your Own Clothes OR Grow All Your Own Food?

    Episode 38: Sew All Your Own Clothes OR Grow All Your Own Food?

  14. Episode 37: Take Pill that Doubles Intelligence but Lose Eyebrows and hair by 40, Yes or No?

    Episode 37: Take Pill that Doubles Intelligence but Lose Eyebrows and hair by 40, Yes or No?

  15. Episode 36: Eaten by Dragon OR Burned to Crisp by Dragon

    Episode 36: Eaten by Dragon OR Burned to Crisp by Dragon

  16. Episode 35: Contract Greyscale OR Become a WhiteWalker

    Episode 35: Contract Greyscale OR Become a WhiteWalker

  17. Episode 34: Die and Reincarnate as Yourself OR as a Black Panther

    Episode 34: Die and Reincarnate as Yourself OR as a Black Panther

  18. Episode 33: Be a Tree OR Live Inside a Hollow Tree

    Episode 33: Be a Tree OR Live Inside a Hollow Tree

  19. Episode 32: Crying Infant for a Day OR Unwanted Houseguest for a Week

    Episode 32: Crying Infant for a Day OR Unwanted Houseguest for a Week

  20. Episode 31: Crawl Everywhere Always OR Be on a Leash Held by a Stranger

    Episode 31: Crawl Everywhere Always OR Be on a Leash Held by a Stranger

  21. Episode 30: No Doctors OR No Police?

    Episode 30: No Doctors OR No Police?

  22. Episode 29: Perfect Teeth and Terrible Breath OR Perfect Breath and Terrible Teeth?

    Episode 29: Perfect Teeth and Terrible Breath OR Perfect Breath and Terrible Teeth?

  23. Epsiode 28: Speak to All Animals OR Speak Every Language?

    Epsiode 28: Speak to All Animals OR Speak Every Language?

  24. Episode 27: Hair constantly growing an inch an hour OR Fingernails at the same rate

    Episode 27: Hair constantly growing an inch an hour OR Fingernails at the same rate

  25. Episode 26: Control the Weather OR Control Traffic

    Episode 26: Control the Weather OR Control Traffic

  26. Episode 25: Six Flags Old Man Haunting Forever OR Big Wheel Trike Always

    Episode 25: Six Flags Old Man Haunting Forever OR Big Wheel Trike Always

  27. Episode 24: Pinched Every 5 Minutes Forever OR Ronda Rousey Face Slap Alarm Clock

    Episode 24: Pinched Every 5 Minutes Forever OR Ronda Rousey Face Slap Alarm Clock

  28. Episode 23: Be a Chicken OR Be a Cow

    Episode 23: Be a Chicken OR Be a Cow

  29. Episode 22: Everyone Believes Your Lies OR Know When People are Lying

    Episode 22: Everyone Believes Your Lies OR Know When People are Lying

  30. Episode 21: Eternity as a Ghost OR Dead and Nothing

    Episode 21: Eternity as a Ghost OR Dead and Nothing

  31. Episode 20: Meal Every 3 Days OR No Sense of Taste

    Episode 20: Meal Every 3 Days OR No Sense of Taste

  32. Episode 19: Stranded in Desert OR Floating in Ocean

    Episode 19: Stranded in Desert OR Floating in Ocean

  33. Episode 18: Always Wear Pants Too Loose OR Shoes Too Big

    Episode 18: Always Wear Pants Too Loose OR Shoes Too Big

  34. Episode 17: 1 Year of Gordon Ramsey OR 5 Years of World's Best Masseuse

    Episode 17: 1 Year of Gordon Ramsey OR 5 Years of World's Best Masseuse

  35. Episode 16: Attempt a Punt Return in NFL OR Get Hit by 99 MPH Fastball in MLB

    Episode 16: Attempt a Punt Return in the NFL OR Get Hit by 99 MPH Fastball in MLB

  36. Episode 15: Vegetarian OR Hunt all the Animals you want to Eat

    Episode 15: Vegetarian OR Hunt all the Animals you want to Eat

  37. Episode 14: No Elbows or No Knees Forever

    Episode 14: No Elbows or No Knees Forever

  38. Episode 13: Age Only from the Neck Up OR Only from the Neck Down

    Question - Would you rather age from the neck up and have a young body forever or age only from the neck down and have a young face forever

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3 friends discuss hypothetical scenarios and analyze "would you rather" situations in extreme detail

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