I Hate Fantasy Football Podcast

Alvaro airs out his feelings via freestyle

Double A attack! Alvaro helps Armando process his depression on today's episode.

A super short one today. Alvaro gives a few thoughts on week 2, and Pablo tells us how he really feels about Omarion Hampton.

Alex, Alvaro, and Daniel kick off this year's therapy session with a week 1 recap, venting on the Dolphins, and awakening Pablo from his slumber to get his thoughts on an almost historically low scoring fantasy performance (spoiler alert - he vents about the Dolphins instead).

The IHFF podcast is back! On this episode we look back on the 2022 season thus far, and touch on Antonio Brown, Brady's marriage, Tua's "back", and Stafford's interesting preferences.  

Welcome back or Welcome to the I Hate Fantasy Football Podcast. As we return for the 2021 NFL Season we recap some of the highs and lows (mostly lows) from Week 1 of the NFL season and look ahead to some head to head Week 2 match-ups. Thanks for listening! 

We're back! (A podcaster's story) After our hiatus we are back and the same as ever. We talk the Deshaun drama, the upcoming NFL draft, our predictions for the top 5 fantasy draft picks, and Jameis Winston's eyesight. Thanks for the support!    (Jameis let us know when you're available to join the show)

Hansel, Pablo, and Alvaro have loving words for Brady on the eve of his Super Bowl appearance, discuss the Watson Sweepstakes, and share their appreciation for punctuality of concert events.

Well, this is a bit late. The fantasy chatter was week 10 related, but let's be real, you don't come here for the fantasy talk. Alex, Alvaro, Armando, and Hansel discuss athletes with panzas (beer guts), Antonio Brown's sexual assault allegations, and - as the title suggests - grocery store fleshlights.   Stick with us, we'll get new content out soon. 

We know we've been MIA. We're sorry.  But this week we're back better than ever with a cavalcade of characters (Alvaro, Armando, Daniel, Dixie, Hansel, and Tech) looking back at the unfortunate injuries which have plagued this season thus far, and a deep dive into the soon to be historic debut of one Benjamin Anthony DiNucci.    

Alvaro, Armando, Alex, Ryan, and Daniel reminisce fondly on the 49th street in Hialeah of their youth, reach for fantasy football topics to talk about, and finish off with an epic Making the Band inspired draft.    

Alex, Armando, Pablo, and Alvaro discuss the idea of having an IL spot for Covid positive players, the effect of no pre-season on fantasy football, and draft cartoon fantasy football squads.   Listen!  

It's difficult to balance casual socially conscious conversation with the buffoonery we typically do, but I think we managed to do well. Please give it a listen.

Alvaro, Armando, and Alex are here once again to keep you entertained during these weird times. Everyone from the purple league makes a cameo, and the guys dive into Netflix reality shows and the NFL draft. Listen!

We're back! Despite all the madness in the world currently going on, this is a surprisingly football heavy podcast. But it would be a mistake to not cover the topic we're most concerned with at the moment, so we made sure to spend sufficient time discussing it... and of course, I'm talking about Tiger King. So please, take a break from recording Tik Tok videos, and let Armando, Alvaro, Alex and a couple of surprise drop-ins take your mind off of our reality for a bit.      

Late but great.

Ryan joins Alvaro and Armando to say A LOT of things. Also, the guys give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.

Apologies for the lateness, once again. On this week's episode, Daniel joins Alvaro and Armando to vent about his lost season, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day.  

PJ joins Alvaro and Armando this week to share his problems, give you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Thanks for listening!

Alex joins Armando and Alvaro this week to bring you Two Things, and answer Felmo's question of the day. Be sure to stick until the end for a fun story from Armando.

Sorry for the lateness. It's a fun one, just listen to it.

This week you're a VIP at Alvaro and Armando's House of Disappointment, where we welcome some of this year's biggest Fantasy letdowns. We also get Dixie to lay his Two Things on the table, and Felmo makes the guys ponder what superpowers they would choose to use for personal gain. Enjoy this treat.

Hansel brings the INTENSITY, and so Alvaro and Armando turn up the energy to match. It's a whirlwind from the start - the guys hit you with their 2 Things (x2!), we find out how well Hansel's knows his team in this week's Money With The Trivia, and Felmo drops by with his question of the day. Strap in, you're in for a hell of a ride.  

Alex joins Alvaro and Armando on this week's nonsense filled show. The guys talk Two Things, we find out if Alex knows his players by their voice, and Felmo drops by with his question of the day. Enjoy the ear fodder.    

Ryan joins Alvaro and Armando to talk Two Things about week 5, Tyler Lockett's poetry book, and other nonsense. They also get a surprise appearance from a new fuzzy friend ...

Pablo joins Alvaro and Armando this week to vent, talk about memorable bad movies, and to have his knowledge about his fantasy football team put to the test.  The guys also play some "Would You Rather". Oh, and talk a little fantasy football. We also learn Pablo needs headphones, and Armando a new laptop. Enjoy.

Alvaro, Armando and Hansel contemplate the curse of being blessed with a 12' Johnson, give an update on the enigma that is Antonio Brown, and recap all the action of Week 1. This one was a blast, give it a listen.

Self-indulgent and long, but you know you can't help yourself. Armando and Alvaro recap the Purple League's draft, and finally answer the age-old question: Why is Dixie?

It's sloppy, poorly produced (it's the rust, I promise), but IT'S BACK! Armando, Alex and Alvaro discuss all things off-season - from Andrew Luck likely being a serial killer, to how much money it would take for one to suck on Antonio Brown's toe.   

Unfortunately we weren't to record an episode last week, so we made up for it by going big on this crucial week. Alex and Hansel join the show for their week 13 showdown, and Daniel and PJ chime in with banter. Two Things - 3:16 Pablo's Problems - 13:35 Down to the Wire -  18:36 X-factor/Turd-factor - 30:26 Smacktalk Face-off - 39:34    

Pablo and Ryan join the show. We discuss all things week 11, and some Nickelback.   2 Things: 2:54 Pablo's Problems (Ryan): 17:24 Down to the wire: 20:15 X-factor/Turd-factor: 43:03 Smacktalk Face-off: 51:21    

Daniel joins the show to recap an eventful week 9, and discuss week 10. We cover all the fights, suspensions, and yes, Josh Gordon's reinstatement. Two Things - 2:33 Pablo's Problems - 21:20 Down to the wire - 24:45 X-factor/Turd-factor - 41:37 Smacktalk Face-off - 45:45  

Tech and Dixie join the show to discuss week 7, and all the trade deadline madness.   Two Things - 1:08 Trade Deadline Talk - 8:35 Pablo's Problems - 18:32 Smacktalk Face-off -39:32

Hansel and Pablo join the show to talk all things fantasy. Pablo shares his week 7 experience, and Hansel makes his case for starting Josh Gordon. 2 Things (Week 7 surprises) - 3:26 Down to the wire (waiver wire talk) - 18:14 Pablo's Problems (Pablo complains about his week 7 win) - 25:20 X-factors (Predictions on who we expect to go off) - 28:45 Smacktalk Face-off (Hansel and Pablo exchange fighting words) - 31:21  

Alex and Ryan join the show to give their takes on top waiver targets, rate fantasy trades, and get racy in this weeks' Smacktalk Face-off. We also introduce a new segment, "Pablo's Problems", where Pablo shares his fantasy woes.

Hansel and Tech join the show to hype up their Week 6 matchup. Hansel defends his decision to drop the remainder of his FAAB on Latavius Murray, and Tech stands up for his 1-4 team.

Alex Perez and Pablo Jerez join the show to discuss their upcoming week 5 matchup.

Armando and Daniel join the show to recap their matchup last we discuss clutch waiver pickups.

The podcast is back! This week, Dixie and Tech fill the show with early season optimism.