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I Said Shut Up

by Mark Bennett

Stand-up comic Mark Bennett rants into a microphone so that his wife doesn't have to listen to him.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 121 – Beer Store and Nursery School

    Mark yaps about skinny jeans, his kid going to nursery school and the Beer Store Mark Bennett · Episode 121 – Beer Store and Nursery School The post Episode 121 – Beer Store and Nursery School appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  2. Episode 120 – Vaccine Rollout, Porch Pirates, and Cats

    Mark yells about sensitive people, vaccine rollout, and power tools. Mark Bennett · Episode 120 – Vaccine Rollout, Pirates, and Cats The post Episode 120 – Vaccine Rollout, Porch Pirates, and Cats appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  3. Episode 119 – Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces

    Mark is back with an episode about a neighbour throwing faces on him and other wonderful stories. Mark Bennett · Episode 119 – Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces The post Episode 119 – Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  4. Episode 118 – Gluten Free and Swearing Toddlers

    Mark solves 90 percent of the world’s car accident problems and reveals his son swears like a drunken trucker. The post Episode 118 – Gluten Free and Swearing Toddlers appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  5. Episode 117 – Justin Theroux, Smokers, and the Raptors

    Mark is back after two months to blab about the Raptors, smokers, and looking cool. The post Episode 117 – Justin Theroux, Smokers, and the Raptors appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  6. Fight With A Special Needs Kid

    Mark tries to teach his kid how to fight off a special needs bully. The post Fight With A Special Needs Kid appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  7. Episode 115 – Van Damme and Life Insurance

    Mark craps on about broken rib, insurance, and Lionheart. The post Episode 115 – Van Damme and Life Insurance appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  8. Episode 114 – That New Baby Shriek

    Mark talks about bringing home a new baby. It’s his baby. The post Episode 114 – That New Baby Shriek appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  9. Episode 113 – Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, and Darryl Purvis

    Mark and fellow comic, Darryl Purvis, drive the highways of Ontario yapping about standup comedy, singing, and pedophiles. The post Episode 113 – Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, and Darryl Purvis appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  10. Episode 112 – Howie Mandel Almost Killed Canadian Comedy

    Mark talks about dropping his kid off at nursery school, the carnivore diet, and how Howie Mandel and Just For Laughs almost destroyed everything. The post Episode 112 – Howie Mandel Almost Killed Canadian Comedy appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  11. Episode 111 – They Pull Me Back In

    Mark considers taking a hiatus from comedy only to find out he can’t. The post Episode 111 – They Pull Me Back In appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  12. Episode 110 – I’m George Costanza

    Mark has decided to go against his instincts. The post Episode 110 – I’m George Costanza appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  13. Episode 109 – A Fight At The Comedy Club

    Mark talks about his shows in Kingston, his kid’s obsession with German heavy metal, and the fight that breaks out in an Ottawa comedy club. The post Episode 109 – A Fight At The Comedy Club appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  14. Episode 108 – Merry Christmas, Happy Etc

    Mark yells about the joys of Christmas and needing to save someone’s life. The post Episode 108 – Merry Christmas, Happy Etc appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  15. Episode 107 – Money, It’s A Drag

    Mark rails on about the cold he got, crappy pay in comedy and Navy Seals getting up at 4:30. The post Episode 107 – Money, It’s A Drag appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  16. Episode 106 – Darryl Purvis and Gravenhurst

    Mark and hilarious comedian, Darryl Purvis, go to a private birthday party gig they are sure is certain death. The post Episode 106 – Darryl Purvis and Gravenhurst appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  17. Episode 105 – Hell Gigs and Trampolines

    Mark yells about Christmas gigs and meditating. The post Episode 105 – Hell Gigs and Trampolines appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  18. Episode 104 – John Wick and The Haunting Of Hill House

    Mark yammers about watching the Haunting of Hill House, Keanu Reeves, and home organizers. The post Episode 104 – John Wick and The Haunting Of Hill House appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  19. Episode 103 – Cameroon and Flirting Toddlers

    Mark blabs incoherently about Africa and his perverted toddler. The post Episode 103 – Cameroon and Flirting Toddlers appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  20. Episode 102 – High Voltage Science

    Mark yammers about the legal age of dope, houses, and denting his car. The post Episode 102 – High Voltage Science appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  21. Episode 101 – Irish Jason Sudeikis

    Mark yammers about seeing Irish dads in the park and doing your own research. The post Episode 101 – Irish Jason Sudeikis appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  22. Episode 100 – Having a Baby and Carnivore Diets

    Mark yammers about his 100th episode, having a second kid, and giving himself colon cancer. The post Episode 100 – Having a Baby and Carnivore Diets appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  23. Episode 99 – South Of France and Americans

    Mark talks about his awesome visit to the south of France and manages to complain the whole time. The post Episode 99 – South Of France and Americans appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  24. Episode 98 – America’s Got Talent and France

    Mark yells about his upcoming trip to France, people wearing shoes in the house, and America’s Got Talent. The post Episode 98 – America’s Got Talent and France appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  25. Episode 97 – Ottawa – The City That Fun Forgot

    Mark talks about how he is as old as dirt and how Ottawa may be turning into an exciting city. The post Episode 97 – Ottawa – The City That Fun Forgot appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  26. Episode 96 – Bad Comedians and Birthday Parties

    Mark yaps about his son’s second birthday and how everyone, including comedians, sucks right now. The post Episode 96 – Bad Comedians and Birthday Parties appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  27. Episode 95 – Newfoundland, Radiohead, and Smokers

    Mark is back from his hiatus and possibly even more unhinged. Listen to him talk about the Radiohead concert, visiting Newfoundland, and needing to move. The post Episode 95 – Newfoundland, Radiohead, and Smokers appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  28. Episode 94 – Zidane, France, and Sumo

    Mark yammers about the World Cup, France, Sumo and Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. The post Episode 94 – Zidane, France, and Sumo appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  29. Episode 93 – Stabbing with some Rusty Scissors

    Mark talks about heart attacks and interfering in his neighbour’s life. The post Episode 93 – Stabbing with some Rusty Scissors appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  30. Episode 92 – Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and Stupidity

    Mark yaps about how the internet has made people more stupid than he thought possible. The post Episode 92 – Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and Stupidity appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  31. Episode 91 – Hot Guys and Photos

    Mark rambles about his anniversary and becoming the greatest photographer ion the world. The post Episode 91 – Hot Guys and Photos appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  32. Episode 90 – Take A Dump In A Bag And Mail It

    Mark rants about the latest health crazy of mailing your own feces. The post Episode 90 – Take A Dump In A Bag And Mail It appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  33. Episode 89 – Grandparents Suck, The World Cup, and Father’s Day

    Mark blabs about being a bad dad on Father’s day, a kid’s soccer game, and arm-chair quarterbacks. The post Episode 89 – Grandparents Suck, The World Cup, and Father’s Day appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  34. Episode 88 – The White Haired Man

    Mark yells about being invisible at the gym, having a toddler in a thunderstorm and how the middle class is disappearing. The post Episode 88 – The White Haired Man appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  35. Episode 87 – Blippi

    Mark yammers about a heckler, and his kid watching youtube. Mark just might be a terrible parent. The post Episode 87 – Blippi appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  36. Episode 86 – Old Age Homes and Crazy Wives

    Mark blabs about his kid’s first soccer game and wanting to go to an old age home in his 40’s. The post Episode 86 – Old Age Homes and Crazy Wives appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  37. Episode 85 – Tesla and Buying Stuff

    Mark rails on about how buying things can make you happy, meeting a tesla engineer, and how almost every politician is a piece of crap. The post Episode 85 – Tesla and Buying Stuff appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  38. Episode 84 – Roseanne, Ivanka, and Air Conditioners

    Mark yammers about buying an air conditioner and the Samantha Bee / Roseanne nonsense. The post Episode 84 – Roseanne, Ivanka, and Air Conditioners appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  39. Episode 83 – Brad and Being Fat

    Mark rails on about how gross he looks in gym clothes and how he is in a war with his downstairs neighbour. The post Episode 83 – Brad and Being Fat appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  40. Episode 82 – John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, and the Rise of Nice Comedy

    Mark yammers about the emergence of “Nice-guy comedy” and the Keto Diet. The post Episode 82 – John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, and the Rise of Nice Comedy appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  41. Episode 81 – Driving Apps and Bad Timing

    Mark yammers about being at a super long wedding and making the exact wrong decision at the exact wrong time. The post Episode 81 – Driving Apps and Bad Timing appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  42. Episode 80 – A Russian Temptress and Bird Watching Perverts

    Mark yaps about taking his son to a park with hot ladies and the fact that Canadians were terrible to Russian hockey players. The post Episode 80 – A Russian Temptress and Bird Watching Perverts appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  43. Episode 79 – Hitler, Benching, and Douchebaggery

    Mark rails on about Brad Marchand, the Raptors losing, and being a particular douchebag based on the car you drive. The post Episode 79 – Hitler, Benching, and Douchebaggery appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  44. Episode 78 – Brand New Studio!

    Mark yaps about finally buying a new car from profession scam artists and being depressed. What’s funnier than depression? Nothing. A dark void of nothing. The post Episode 78 – Brand New Studio! appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  45. Episode 77 – Buying Cars Sucks

    Mark screams about trying to buy a car. The post Episode 77 – Buying Cars Sucks appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  46. Episode 76 – This is 40 and Potty Training

    It’s Mark’s 40th birthday and he spent it chasing a toddler with a potty. The post Episode 76 – This is 40 and Potty Training appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  47. Episode 75 – Wanna Live Longer? Do THIS

    Mark yaps about old ladies, living longer, and life beginning at 40. The post Episode 75 – Wanna Live Longer? Do THIS appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  48. Episode 74 – Easter Lies and Squirt Guns

    Mark talks about Easter, his enemies, and his toddler ogling women. The post Episode 74 – Easter Lies and Squirt Guns appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  49. Episode 73 – Nosy Old Ladies and Wild Wild Country

    Mark yaps about his nosy old-lady neighbour, Bill Hader, and reevaluating his life. The post Episode 73 – Nosy Old Ladies and Wild Wild Country appeared first on Mark Bennett.

  50. Episode 72 – Acupuncture, Bruises, and Vaseline

    Mark talks about his shows in Kingston, his kid falling on his head, and a handsome Korean man. The post Episode 72 – Acupuncture, Bruises, and Vaseline appeared first on Mark Bennett.

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Stand-up comic Mark Bennett rants into a microphone so that his wife doesn't have to listen to him.

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Mark Bennett

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