Episodes
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Episode 75: The History of Future Folk (2012)
The possibly exaggerated origin story of the real life alien bluegrass band, Future Folk, that has been playing for NYC audiences for the better part of a decade. Join us as we discuss the bad bits of a fake band biopic. Is it better than the queen one? Well ... there's certainly less aliens, and...
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Episode 74: Howard the Duck (1986)
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a struggling female rock singer. Welcome to season 13 episode 1. This season we're watching movies about aliens coming to Earth, whether it be in peace or...
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Episode 73: Avalanche Sharks (2014)
Avalanche Sharks tells the story of a bikini contest that turns into a horrifying affair when it is hit by a shark avalanche. Join us as we discuss the good bits of a movie that promises a bikini contest and doesn't deliver... Wait, are these bad movies lying to us to get us to watch them?...
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Episode 72: Shark Week (2012)
A group of complete strangers find themselves isolated by a wealthy madman on his island compound. A movie that's a mixture of Agatha Christie's - And Then there Were None, Saw and Discovery's Shark Week must not only be entertaining but also thrilling and informative. Listen in and find out if…
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Episode 71: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)
The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. Join us for a movie we picked purely because of a Shark getting seriously annoyed with an aeroplane. Emma also cracks Dave up with a new regular feature of the…
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Episode 70: Ghost Shark (2013)
When rednecks on a fishing trip kill a great white shark, its spirit comes back for revenge, and soon turns its sights on the town of Smallport. This has the vibe of a scooby doo mystery about it and a number of hilarious deaths. Tune in to find out if it's a good bad movie or would they have...
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Episode 69: Mermaid vs. Shark (2026)
A shark attack survivor transforms into a shark-human hybrid each full moon. He battles flesh-eating mermaids for beach territory while one mermaid and the were-shark develop feelings. We continue our shark movie season with a new release. Is this the big fight we've been waiting for? considering...
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Episode 68: Sharknado (2013)
When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. Welcome back everyone. We recorded this episode back in February but Dave's operation and recovery came around to fast for it to be edited and...
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Episode 67: American Ninja (1985)
"American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines." - IMDB The hilariously short blurb for this film tells you everything you need to know. Joe is a Ninja, he's exceptionally good... that's about it. Also, it's possible this film...
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Episode 66: The Last Dragon (1985)
In New York City, a young man searches for a Master to obtain the final level of martial arts mastery known as the Glow. Is this a martial arts movie, Blaxploitation or is it an elongated advert for a specific time of Motown music... well, it's kind of all three. Ultimately it's a love letter to...
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Episode 65: Kickboxer (1989)
Kurt Sloane must learn the ancient kick boxing art of Muay Thai in order to avenge his brother. This week we watch a classic movie, did we pick this because of the classic martial arts showdown? Nah, we absolutely picked it because of the Jean Claude Van Damme dance scene. We're easily…
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Episode 64: Double Dragon (1994)
Two brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. An evil gang leader has the other half, and determines to get the brothers' half and have a complete medallion so he can gain absolute power. Tune in for the good bits of Double Dragon, a movie based on an arcade game that bears…
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Episode 63: Miami Connection (1988)
A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade. Season 11 continues with the amazing Miami Connection. A movie nearly lost in obscurity but plucked into cult classic status by the lucky find of a 35mm print of the…
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Episode 62: Samurai Cop (1991)
Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles. Welcome to season 11: American Martial Arts! there may have been begging…
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Episode 61: Battlefield Earth (2000)
It's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime. Ah John Travolta, your career saw a resurgence in the 90's thanks to Pulp...
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Glitter (2001)
A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship becomes complicated as she ascends to super stardom. Oh this is a hard watch, the film idea Mariah Carey shopped around for 3 years before it was picked up... Kinda wish it was 30 years and the...
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Episode 59: After Earth (2013)
A crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity's escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help. A movie about a child trying to save a distant and seemingly uncaring father that nearly...
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Episode 58: The Room (2003)
In San Francisco, an amiable banker's seemingly perfect life is turned upside down when his deceitful bride-to-be embarks on a passionate affair with his best friend. Oh hi listeners. We did not like this, we did not. Finally, we get round to the greatest bad movie of the 21st century. A vanity...
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Episode 57: Cool as Ice (1991)
A rapper gets stuck in a small town and falls for a local girl whose family is in witness protection. Keeping up with our vanity pojects we watch the questionable foray into movies by the second best white rapper to exist. We rented this movie on Prime video. https://linktr.ee/iseebadmovies Music...
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Episode 56: Swept Away (2002)
Amber is 40, beautiful, rich, spoiled, and arrogant beyond measure. Nothing makes this woman happy, including her wealthy but passive husband Tony, a pharmaceutical kingpin. When he takes her on a private cruise from Greece to Italy, she is unimpressed at this impromptu no-frills vacation, and...
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Episode 55: Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat (1989)
Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sunscreen to protect themselves. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences. Here we are at the final episode of season 9 and what better way to celebrate classic monsters than with the daddy of them all......
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Episode 54: The Werewolf of Washington (1973)
A reporter who has had an affair with the daughter of the U.S. President is sent to Hungary. There he is bitten by a werewolf, and then gets transferred back to Washington, where he gets a job as press assistant to the President. Then bodies start turning up in D.C. . . . Our monster of the…
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Episode 53: Night of the Demon (1980)
An anthropologist and his students attempt to track down a Bigfoot responsible for a rash of violent murders, only to uncover something even more sinister. Big trigger warning of SA if you are thinking of watching this movie. Make sure to check https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/17907 for all…
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Episode 52: Troll 2 (1990)
A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them. This film is all over the place, with some of the greatest terrible lines in all of movie history and the fact that there aren't even trolls in the movie makes...
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Episode 51: Beneath Loch Ness (2001)
The legendary Loch Ness Monster, terrorizes a lake in Scotland and Patrick Bergin comes out to kill it. Episode 2 in our classic monster season has to be the wonderful Loch Ness Monster. What's not wonderful are the terrible Scottish accents in this film. Can Dave survive the butchery of his...
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Episode 50: Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Upon learning that his father has been kidnapped, Austin Powers must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember, who is working with Dr. Evil. To celebrate our 50th episode we use a shameful excuse to watch a movie with the word gold in the title. Thank you for sticking with us...
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Episode 49: Frankenhooker (1990)
A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street prostitutes. Season 9 is all about classic monsters and it wouldn't do to not have a spin on it for our podcast. We're focusing on the good bits of a very enjoyale movie. We watched...
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Double Down (2005)
The controversial story of a lone genius who closes down the Las Vegas Strip... The goverment can't stop him. As he reunites with his dead girlfriend each night. You've probably heard us mention Neil Breen before, we're finally getting to review one of his films for you. If you don't know…
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Tremors (1990)
Natives of a small isolated town defend themselves against strange underground creatures which are killing them one by one. Welcome one and all to the final episode of Season 8: The Ones That Got Away. Today we return to season 4 and big stars in bad movies for one of the biggest stars named…
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Spawn (1997)
An elite mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a reluctant soldier of the Devil. Happy New Year everyone! After an extended Christmas break, Emma was ill and Dave moved house, we are back! We wish we had an enjoyable bad movie this time but we don't... it's Spawn, a mess of a movie…
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Space Truckers (1996)
A space trucker and his cute fiancee are on their way from a space station to Earth with an unknown cargo. When space pirates hijack them, 5000 disintegrator robots are found in the cargo. Will our lucky streak of enjoyable movies end with this? Will we stay on topic? You'll have to listen in and...
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Cocaine Bear (2023)
An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine. For anyone wondering why we didn't cover this when it came out at the very beginning of our killer animals season, it's...
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Poltergay (2006)
When Marc and Emma move into their new house, they have no idea that in the 1970s, their basement was a gay nightclub which had been destroyed by fire and that the house itself is now haunted by the ghosts of five gay and mischievous clubbers. And now their penchant for raising the roof with...
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Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)
Welcome to Season 8. A new season means a new category and this time it's a special treat for you all. We're doing "The ones that got away" and revisiting previous seasons, covering a new movie from some of our previous seasons. This episoe it's the turn of Season 2 and killer inanimate objects...
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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1983)
Adventurer, brain surgeon, rock musician Buckaroo Banzai and his crime-fighting team, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, must stop evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer Earth. In our Bad Movies in Spaaaaace season finale we discuss the bad bits in TAOBBATED (no way i'm...
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Wing Commander (1999)
Blair, a fighter pilot, joins an interstellar war to fight the evil Kilrathi who are trying to destroy the universe. We suffered through this film and try to salvage a conversation about it. Can Dave keep Emma focused long enough to rip this movie apart? listen in and find out. We rented this…
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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Our deadly leprechaun is in space to woo a beautiful princess who is impressed with his gold and desires to separate him from it. Warwick Davis is back and so is his terrble accent. This movie opens up so many conversations, some are fun an others leave a stain on our souls amongst other things....
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Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)
Astronauts travel to the moon where they discover it is inhabited by attractive young women in black tights. A big departure from the usual fare as we go back 71 years for a space exploration movie with added feline(?) femme fatales. Does this trip down memory lane lead us to a classic 50's…
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Space Mutiny (1988)
A pilot is the only hope to stop the mutiny of a spacecraft by its security crew, who plot to sell the crew of the ship into slavery. We discuss the good bits of a kind of enjoyable space romp that clearly inspired Austin Powers during his jaunts in Dr Evil's lair. We rented this movie from Prime...
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Atlas (2024)
In a bleak-sounding future, an A.I. soldier has determined that the only way to end war is to end humanity. We've only gone and done it to ourselves again! Another blooming J Lo movie, why oh why, what is wrong with us? Well, it is the beginning of a new season and that means a whole new genre of...
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Madame Webb (2024)
Cassandra Webb is a New York metropolis paramedic who begins to demonstrate signs of clairvoyance. Forced to challenge revelations about her past, she needs to safeguard three young women from a deadly adversary who wants them destroyed. We had to do it for the season finale. Probably the most...
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Daredevil (2003)
A man blinded by toxic waste which also enhanced his remaining senses fights crime as an acrobatic martial arts superhero. Okay, we're going to be very upfront here. We go in hard on Ben Affleck in this episode and show Colin Farrell love for at least trying... We watched this movie Via Disney…
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Catwoman (2004)
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. So this movie has a long history of awfulness, from a razzie for the lead to terrible reviews and, with...
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The Toxic Avenger (1984)
Tromaville has a monstrous new hero. The Toxic Avenger is born when meek mop boy Melvin falls into a vat of toxic waste. Now evildoers will have a lot to lose. We feel very spoiled by this weeks entry into bad/B-movie Superheroes. Dave has had this on his "To watch" list for years and Emma even...
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Spaghettiman (2016)
Clark doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him. With a fun, but...
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Birthday Bonus! Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)
If you didn't know already, we have a Patreon. In some of our very special bonus episodes, Dave is Joined by Emma's son Brody to talk about some truly awful kids movies. Well, we'd like you all to experience the fun we have recording these episodes as a special treat. All we ask in return is that...
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Captain America (1990)
Frozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against archcriminal The Red Skull. Welcome to season 6 of I See Bad Movies and a movie that nearly ended the whole podcast! We both found it really hard to watch this film and we'll tell you why in the main episode. What can only…
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This is Me... Now (2024)
Coinciding with the release of her album of the same name, this narrative-driven odyssey tells the story of Jennifer Lopez's journey to love through her own eyes. In this very special episode we watch and react to the new J Lo movie that everyone is talking about... not really the greatest love...
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The Killer Eye (1999)
A mad scientist's experiment goes awry, turning a dead homeless man's eyeball into a giant killing machine that has an insatiable appetite for young women. A strange movie with more nudity than you can shake a killer eye at. It's almost like they wanted to make an erotic thriller with a horror...
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The Ghosts of Borley Rectory - Revisited/The Flip Side
Emma has been too unwell to record this episode in time. Not wanting to disappoint you lovely listeners we thought we'd do something very special for you. Here's our very first bonus episode recorded for our Patreon. Now lovingly known as "The Flip Side." Harry Price investigates the ghosts of...