Episodes
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Ep. 67: You're Invited!
In this episode, The Couple talk about Tennessee's new bill restricting drag queens, a very fabulous Qantas flight, being invited to milestone parties, and Rogelio closes it out by starting to tell his story about the NYC Marathon. Spoilers: He doesn't finish the story. This episode is brought to...
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Ep. 66: Rest in Peeps
In this incredibly unorganized episode, The Couple catch up with each other and talk how much they each love Target, discuss the best Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, and go off on a tangent about Peeps and unconventional candy. Rogelio talks about his trip to Northern California and his visit to...
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Ep. 65: New York, New York
Howdy Couplets! In this episode, the boys talk about work, the upcoming New York City Marathon, "Midnights" by Taylor Swift, and much, much more. We sincerely apologize about the end of this episode. Look, instead of reading about this episode, just listen.
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Ep. 64: Thank You For Understanding
That was a quick month! The Couple return to provide you endless entertainment (?) and catch up with their lives, talk about Burger King and their ghost email, Batgirl cancelation, lantern-flies taking over, Uncoupled on Netflix, the new Ulster County "I Voted" sticker, the first time someone…
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Ep. 63: So...We're Doing This Again, Huh?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your podcast app, The Couple return to wreak havoc on your ears. Adam and Rogelio catch up on the past eight months. Adam is caught in a terrible thunder storm, loses power, and returns to tell the story. The guys chat about movies, Top Gun:...
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Ep. 62: Ta-Ta for Now...
This is it, Couplets. The final episode of I Swear We're Not A Couple. This is a bittersweet episode where The Couple recap people's reactions to finding out that this is the end. Also, Rogelio and Adam recap their London trip. The episode (series) concludes with a playlist of good-bye songs,...
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Ep. 61: "Best" Of
The Couple was too busy galavanting around London to record an episode this week, so enjoy this clip show of some of their best(?) segments.
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Ep. 60: Daddy and Daddy Are Fighting
Adam and Rogelio talk about Halloween and bicker for the entire episode.
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Ep. 59: Koalas, Hippos, and Lobsters
In this episode, The Couple talk about recent animal stories in the news, the State Fair of Texas list of fried foods, a list of gay representation in Disney movies, and Rogelio recaps a story where he needs to know: is he an asshole?
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Ep. 58: C is for Cookie, This List Isn't Good Enough For Me!
Happy Monday, Couplets, and thank you for sticking with us during our adjusted release schedule. The Couple start by discussing the one and only, David Bowie, his pop-up experience in London and NY, and his number ones in the US. Rogelio and Adam talk about mayonnaise again and perhaps having it…
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Ep. 57: The Other, Other Very Fabulous Episode
In this one, The Couple talk about some of their pet peeves, the return of Legends of the Hidden Temple, Instagram going down, National Coming Out Day where Rogelio gives an example of why this day is so important, and the two gush over Adele and her return.
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Ep. 56: I Now Pronounce You The Couple
The Couplets are at war! Listen in to hear who called us out. Also, The Couple talk about weddings, proper open bar etiquette, and their upcoming trip to London. Adam tries his best to identify 80s songs from their lyrics. They review a few of the Couplets favorite songs from the RS Best 500,...
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Ep. 55: 16 Songs About the 500 Best Songs of All Time
This is a pretty straight forward episode: The Couple highlight 16 songs from Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs of All Time list. If you don't like music, lists, or Rogelio and Adam talking about music and lists, you may wanna stay away from this one. Hugs and kiss, knees and toes.
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Ep. 54: I-S-W-N-A-C, Find Out What it Means to Me!
Another week, another great one in the books. The Couple launch into their usual banter to start the show as Adam and Rogelio catch us up on their respective weeks. They talk about Ryan Fischer... AGAIN! (Hopefully the last time,) recap some Jewish Holidays, they talk about the Bodyguard reboot…
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Ep 53: Semicolon
TRIGGER WARNING: In this episode, the topics of 9/11 and drug addiction/recovery are discussed. If you are sensitive to these topics and would still like to listen to this episode but skip those parts, please fast forward to 48:04. In this episode, The Couple honor those who passed on 9/11; The...
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Ep. 52: The Hamburglar is Hot!
Howdy, Couplets! In this piping-hot episode, Rogelio confesses a deep, dark secret to Adam, Adam talks about the couple that came to buy all his parents' stuff, and Abba's new songs. Also, Rogelio reviews the @LiquidIV Yellow Cherry flavor, The Couple talks about McDonald's ice cream machines...
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Ep. 51: Nah, He Tweakin'
After a rocky start, the Couple do what they do best and talk. They play listener Bee's message from last week, talk about Adam's birthday bash, explain "Nah, he tweaking'" and the milk crate challenge to the olds, discuss when is too soon for pumpkin spice, Rogelio's hate for fall scented stuff,...
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Ep. 50: Happy Anniversary, ISWNAC!
We made it! One year since starting this podcast, one year later, one year of joy, sorrow, surprises, excitement, inebriation, but most of all, one year of having the honor of having you all as listeners and Couplets. Rogelio and Adam say it all the time, but they mean it each time, thank you for...
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Ep. 49: The Couple Hydrates
Hi #Couplets! In this exciting episode, the Couple read the options you came up with to name Adam's Vodka and #Arbonne fizz stick concoction, their recent correspondence with @LiquidIV, talk about the #Balmuda on @Huckberry, discuss what ever happened to Debra Winger, and close out by talking…
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Ep. 48: I Love the Smell of Windex in the Morning
The Couple wastes no time and talk about Foo Fighters trolling the Westboro Baptist Church and Mike Richards potentially taking over as host of Jeopardy. The boys transition to talking about #Ikea and their new meatball #candle and Adam tells everyone which candle he'd love to own if it existed....
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Ep. 47: Gold Medal in Disney Songs
Welcome our special guest, and really mother, to some degree, of ISWNAC, Samantha Simons née Landau! In this very special episode, The Couple + 1 recap Adam's helming of the show last week, introduce Sam to our audience, talk briefly about the #Olympics, chat about different foods including the…
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Ep. 46: That Time When Half of the Couple Was Missing!
In this episode, Rogelio goes missing and Adam's longtime friend, Lana, joins the show. They catch up, talk about stuff, review the things, and overall, have a great time doing it. Special thanks to @lana_b_nana for filling in for Rogelio and keeping Adam company.
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Ep. 45: Everybody Get Up, It's Time to Slam Now!
Introducing to the court... THE COUPLE! Adam and Rogelio get things going and talk about the #GoldCup, #Mexico's National Soccer Team, and fans homophobic chant. They then talk about the #Emmys nominations, the 2020 #Olympics, @RalphLauren's special #USA jackets, and giant goldfish in Minnesota....
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Ep. 44: Dirty Pop
Adam and Rogelio get down to business in this episode of #ISWNAC and talk about some minor changes on the horizon for the show, one of which is that from henceforth, all fans of the show shall now be called #Couplets! (transition) Adam shares a story about his new #BFF Shayla. (transition) The...
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Ep. 43: Ha'py Bir'day, 'Murica!
In this special #4thofJuly episode, The Couple discuss #PinkHimilayanSalt and their breakfast preferences. They move on to discuss their perfect 4th of July menu and Rogelio quizzes Adam on his #American history. The boys discuss #BritneySpears and the #FreeBritney movement, how the #IOC is full…
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Ep. 42: Welcome Back The Couple!
Welcome Back, Couplees! We're back from hiatus, and as bad as ever. In our return, we talk about Rogelio's "birthday," Mail Call, the second and final New Music Monday featuring #Lorde and #MileyCyrus, the return of music #festivals, the first openly #gay #NFL player, the redesigned #PrideFlag…
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Ep. 41: The One Where We Talk About Cicada Fungus
In this all new episode, The Couple are back at it talking about the recently announced #Pride festival in #LA, the new #cicada fungus among us, cicada #recipes, the recently announced #Cher biopic, #Warner media's $43 billion bid at acquiring #Discovery, and close out by touching on the...
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Ep. 40: The Cicadas Are Coming!
In the landmark 40th episode, it's business as usual for The Couple when they dive into talking about the #Billboard top 6 of Sept. 19, 1984 and talk about the shame of Huey Lewis and the News' song If This Is It never making it to number 1. They then segue into talking about the Rock and Roll…
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Ep. 39: Gutters
Audio disclaimer: The sound quality on this episode is not up to normal ISWNAC standards, and we would like to apologize in advance. In this episode, The Couple read an email from listener Cameron, talk about the Chinese rocket set to hit Earth, and chat about the new Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson...
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Ep. 38: Crossing the Verrazzano
In this episode, Adam and Rogelio read a very special letter in Mail Call, talk about how Adam is going to be living in a van down by the river, catch up with the Lady Gaga/ Ryan Fischer drama, talk about Lance Bass' new Mega Gay Club, and what The Couple would have in their gay club. We close…
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Ep. 37: Happy Adam's Day Weekend!
The Couple kick off the inaugural #AdamsDayWeekend by talking about what they are doing to celebrate. They listen to the new ISWNAC promo put together by listener Heather (thank you, Heather), talk about music legend @NileRodgers and his legacy in the music business, and briefly visit the magic...
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Ep. 36: Anything for Selenas!
The Couple introduce the show by remembering #Selena and her popularity in the #90s. They shift gears and talk about the oft-forgotten verse in Money For Nothing by Dire Straits where a certain homophobic slur can be heard a few times. Adam and Rogelio play a new game where Adam tests Rogelio's...
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Ep. 35: Mr. Perfectly Fine (ISWNAC's Version)
The Couple kick things off by introducing the inaugural (and final) edition of New Music Monday where they talk about the new #Prince, #PaulMcCartney, and #TaylorSwift songs. They then square off on how they think #AaronRodgers is doing on @Jeopardy. The boys go on to talk about the time they…
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Ep. 34: Ripped From The Headlines!
STOP THE PRESS! To start the show, The Couple update everyone about the #RocknRoll Hall of Fame voting and the limited edition #ISwearWereNotACouple holographic stickers available when you donate to either @TrevorProject @SurvivorMitzvah @TrinityYouthServices or @WWOZ_NewOrleans. The boys then go...
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Ep. 33: Next Year, In Jerusalem
Chag Sameach and Happy #Passover! To celebrate, The Couple thank the listeners for some mail they've received, Rogelio reviews the Inland Empire Invitational, we unveil how to get a brand new #ISWNAC #sticker, we talk about the #superstore finale, #Ramy on @hulu, and touch on the shows…
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Ep. 32: I'm Running
In this exciting episode, the boys talk about some fan mail, listen to the shout out ISWNAC got on the Nicksology podcast by Steven Andrews, review the Oscar noms, preview the Inland Empire Invitational marathon Rogelio is running, discuss the insane Barkley Marathons, and talk about how Rogelio…
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Ep. 31: A Sort of Fabulous Episode
In this episode of ISWNAC, the boys talk about a recent encounter Rogelio had with a person who claimed he was not an idiot, Rogelio's carbo-loading week, Adam's new favorite show "It's a Sin," and how important it is to remember the AIDS crisis from the 80s. The Couple transition into a...
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Ep. 30: The Big Three-Oh
On the big 30th episode, the Couple start off on the most depressing of notes and talk about how Rogelio missed the boat on the recent Mars Volta LP collection. Then, they recap up the Golden Globes (snooze) and talk about watching movies in today's digital era. The guys also blabber about the…
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Ep. 29: RIP Adam
The Couple have a good ol' time in this episode! They talk about how Adam is dying, there's a Mail Call, they start a new feature called 'I Like to Watch' where they review movies (Framing Britney, Nomadland, and Promising Young Women, in this edition), they dissect the Lady Gaga dog story, and...
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Ep. 28: Sticker Time
The Couple go back and talk about 5 artist (producers?) that maybe don't belong in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, they dissect the Cruella trailer, Adam reveals his favorite Disney character, Rogelio drops a sticker surprise on Adam, Adam is in need of (vitamin) D according to his doctor, and…
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Ep. 27: Adam VS BlendJet
The Couple talk about the recent Rock n Roll Hall of Fame nominees, Rogelio's experience with his Moderna vaccine (AKA: Fauci Ouchie), and Adam tells us about his vendetta against and recent experience with BlendJet... Spoiler Alert: BlendJet sucks. This episode brought you in part by Jelly Roll...
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Ep. 26: *Clears Throat* By The Way...
The Couple chat about many merry things including Rogelio's review of Dorothy Lynch salad dressing sent to him by listener Kim, the winner of the weight-loss challenge (SPOILER: not Adam,) the upcoming Super Bowl commercials, some Golden Globe nominees, and Rogelio's recent running adventure.…
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Ep. 25: Armie, Eat Her Heart Out!
Happy Monday! The Couple launch things off by talking about Armie Hammer's interesting kink. We read some graphic tweets and if you want to skip this part (don't blame you) just skip section 12:10-23:02. The boys then pivot to talk about Subway's "tuna," Jojo Siwa's coming out, the new J&J…
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Ep. 24: Pres. Goldberg and VP Orozco
The Couple talk the star-studded inauguration, Bernie memes, the end of Disneyland Annual Passes, wish Betty White a happy bir'day, and Rogelio closes the episode recapping his recent Ebay adventure. This episode is brought to you in part my Shit Brick Studios. Book your podcast studio time with...
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Ep. 23: Streaming on Netflix: What the Gush?
The Couple talk about the new "What the Gush" commercial from Always or Kotex (who cares, really?), CES from 1989 and 2021, MTV Block Party videos, and close out by talking about all the new theater-worthy movies Netflix will release in 2021. This episode brought to you in part by Always. Be…
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Ep. 22: New Year, New Couple
Welcome to Season 2! In this first episode of the year, The Couple talk about their new weight loss challenge they are doing and their differing strategies, hear a clip of a very verbose child describing what we should do during this "lahckdahwn," play a sound bite of Alex Trebek's farewell...
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Ep 20: Finally, Christmas!
The Couple do Mail Call and talk about all of the lovely mail they've received recently. They go on to talk about their favorite Christmas movies, the worst Christmas songs, and strange Christmas traditions.
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Ep. 19: "The Couple"-Now on Disney+
The Couple spend the better half of the episode talking about all of the announcements Disney made about their upcoming projects, talk about how they demolish HBO Max's future line-up, and close out the episode by sharing their top 5 Christmas songs.
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Ep. 18: Adam and Rogelio Kibbitz About Ch/Hanukkah
The lovely couple embark on a journey to talk all things Hanukkah and Jewish in this episode. We revisit Jew-pardy, talk about Manischewitz wine varieties, favorite Hanukkah songs, a brief history of the Festival of Lights, and close out the episode with Adam leaving Rogelio twisting in the wind...
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Ep. 17: Your Police Officer Today Has Been Pablo
The Couple visit have Mail Call, revisit the mink culling story when listener Samantha sends in an article about zombie minks, talk about Ken Jennings' upcoming Jeopardy duties, talk about how sad the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade was, and finish up talking about songs that double as PSAs. This...
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Rogelio and Adam discuss pop-culture, music, TV, movies, and bust each other's chops just for fun. Created as a way for these two friends to catch up with each other's lives. Listen to join in on the fun!
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Rogelio Orozco and Adam Goldberg
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