I Woke Up For This

Bethany Abeln, comedian, pal, and tiny monster creator joins the show today!We talk about the wonders of pregnancy, dancing while hunting, about age old question "is dance a sport?", we hear baby names Beth has picked out, doing accents of white people, rhyming with bigger, and so much more!Enjoy!! Love you!

Josh Dullea - good friend, great comic, and singer for Peter Dickett wakes up and joins the show again!We talk wrestling in lawns, player pianos, Jars of Clay, Jesus having a content house with The Apostles, being a rich carpenter, Sharon Stone and ice picks, kissing attractive dudes, Dolphin Lundgren and Shane Gills, Salem Warlock Trials, some stuff about Sweden, Noah's Ark, and oh so much more!Enjoy!! Love you!

Sophia Richards, Miss North Dakota 2026, crawls out of bed, puts on her tiara, and joins the show for a rad time to start her day!We talk how Sophia initially got into pageants, the age gap in pageants, the logistics of inevitable divorces, singing in French, dating your cousin, sitting outside nice pickups to get dates, not cooking for yourself if you're a chick, mooning people on the track bus in high school, old timey telephones, we learn all the hot new young lingo... like Huzz and So Tea... and oh so much more!Sophia is a fun time! Check her out on Insta at @thesophiarichards@missndusa Watch her dance on TikTok: @sorichOr go see her hanging out at Sports Bar.Enjoy!! Love you!

Colton Turner, rad DJ and cool friend joins the pod today!We talk about what he'd run on if he were running for mayor, socks, homeless people with parrots, getting called out by girls and being wrong, doing black face with a green screen, where decks of cards come from, having 3 balls, locker room stories, ingrown toe nail surgeries, Irish goodbyes, summer drinking, and oh so much more!Check out his music online, or see him live when he DJs as Noncents & Flamigos. Or go pal around with him whenever you see him out because he's a good time. Enjoy!! Love you!

Hold on to your shorts... and you're mouths this episode because we got a sick boy in studio!This is a great episode where we go over some Memorial Day shenanigans, dreaming of Tech N9ne, the famous Plaster Caster, playing limbo to get your inheritance, count how many groans Quay makes - rightfully so, because he caught something fierce - , the Enhanced Games, Blaise's friend who juiced in high school, sales at car stores, and oh so much more! Studio had some camera troubles so we just singled it this week. Hope it doesn't throw ya off too much. Enjoy!Love You!

2 Tired boys on the podcast today after a weekend of getting sick and other shenanigans. We talk eating spaghetti while sick, Blaise getting his hosting wrong this week and leaving after his set by accident, mixing all pops together, talking about beeping going on that no one else can hear, what you should get people for their weddings, getting radiation therapy for literally every sickness, growing extra limbs, coaching kids, being made out of meat, carrying a man who's legs don't work, and oh so much more!Enjoy!Love You!

Duster wakes up to slap the bass (and us around) in the morning!We get right down to it talking spooky talk, scary people at the end of hallways, snapping people with towels, giving yourself pimples and large cysts to be able to see Dr. Pimple Popper, weird dance parents, accruing interest in things, walking into porta potties, more Twicing People, sleeved shirts being the same price as shirts with no sleeves, we get Marquay another rapper name... and ohhhh so much more!Enjoy!Love You!

Nathan Roe, stellar friend, funny comic, and good guy joins the show today!We talk some real cool rappers - like Sean Combs and that TikTok guy who's gf they found in a Tesla Trunk. Come up with cool rap names for ourselves (like Plump Mama), chocolate potato chips, bringing your family to Little St. James instead of Disney Land to save costs on vacation, wearing The Fifth Element costume as a guy, how all the characters in Winnie The Pooh Dress, making Italian Sodas with Pepperoni Sticks - as the Italians intended - smelling it and dealing it in court, different old YouTube vids, and oh so much more!Enjoy!Love You!

The hilarious Sean Patton joins us in studio today!He wakes up with us to discuss Nu Country - a great new genre of music, being scared during movies, being scared in the ocean, Jackass movies, the different types of "philes", a new super villain named Sinephile (who is unfortunately named, but in it too far), building tree forts, how to act at comedy shows as fans, and oh so much more!You can catch Sean on the show "English Teacher" on FX, Hulu and Disney plus, or live in comedy clubs and festivals across the world. His latest special "Number One streamed" on peacock from 2022-2024 and is currently available on 800lb Gorilla’s YouTube page. If you want to see him in other acting roles, check him out on IFC'S Maron, Comedy Central's "Inside Amy Schumer" and TruTV's "Those Who Can't"He's a hilarious comic and an even better dude. Give him a follow and check him out!Love you!#iwokeupforthis #podcast #comedypodcast #standupcomedy

Josh Dullea - friend, comic, and all around coolest pal joins the show again! We talk about aging in Hulk Hogan Years, swinging outtie belly buttons around in a circle, being hired as entertainment for the Correspondence Dinner, talk about Kane and the Undertaker, Alec Baldwin and The Crow differences, getting tattoos of Kyle Rittenhouse in 2026, ways to shave your soul patch, if Hitler ever had a soul patch, and oh so much more!Love you!#iwokeupforthis #podcast #comedypodcast #standupcomedy

Jessica Michelle Singleton rolls out of bed with a full unlidded coffee mug ready to start the day with the boys. Real fun one as they discuss having wet hair in the morning, nurses drinking in the morning, hypnotism for real problems in front of crowds, having mannequins around the house, Taylor Swift giving her pick to Blaise, pockets specifically designed for sandwiches, apologizing for having Alabama getting rid of the flag on their albums, and oh so much more! Jessica is hilarious and you can catch her touring all around the country doing stand up, or maybe even see her in the new "Bus Boys" movie as trashy mom! Also, give some love on her country singer persona "Norma Lee Wilde". Love you!#jmscomedy #comedypodcast #podcast #iwokeupforthis

Blake Loomis takes time out his busy schedule of being a troop and joins the show!We get right into it talking about Justin Timberlake movies, Sabrina Carpenter's new meme face because of the lady howling from the crowd, groomsmen getting subbed out for others because of shenanigans, how dinosaur eggs get fertilized, special talents of knowing what silver wear is falling to the ground by sound, we talk about women lying. We discuss how Blaise and Quay are Horse Boys since they're born during "Years Of The Horse", how Blake is a "Metal Dragon", talk about Tracy Morgan, Obsidian Balls and Arsenio Hall, and oh so much more!Enjoy!Love you!

Our favorite rapper, JANTZONIA, joins the pod for another wild one with the boyz!And Michael Cavo,from the band Broken Broadway Dreams, also hops in for some good ole talk! We meet em at the Cracker Factory, because our studio went down today. We speak about different types of crackers, what Hall and Oates meant in "Method Of Love", what different things you eat make different things smell like, speak about Adrian Peterson vs Lebron parenting practices, mice with implants, the Sopranos, Blaise being a ball boy, other cool dude stuff, and oh so much more!Jantzonia has a new album coming out, which also has a board game coming out with it! He'll be opening for Tech N9ne on April 26 in Fargo and will be going out all over touring as well.Go check him out. He truly does rule and you won't be disappointed. And check out Michael's Band - Broken Broadway Dreams.

Greg Hobbs joins in studio today to goof around with up, and Adam Cayton Holland calls in for a rad talk about his new movie and so many other things!We talk John Arbuckle's large girlfriend, large Vikings, sideway running down staircases. We also talk about getting your daily dose of "Hademall", April O'neil and her weird relationship with TMNT, we go over some abbrevs, some great TV Dinner talk, and oh so much more!Adam calls in around the 15 minute mark and we talk about his new movie "See You When I See You", the awesome replica Woodchipper in Fargo, having David Duchovny be your dad in a movie, Roger Maris vs Mark McGuire vs Barry Bonds pheasant hunting. Enjoy! Be sure to check out Adam when you see he's coming to your town. He's a super rad standup! Also check out his TV Show "Those Who Can't", and be on the lookout for his movie "See You When I See You" when it comes out!

Good pal and fellow comic, Nathan Roe, takes a break from engineering to join the show this morning!We get right into it with gas leaks at yoga, eating leopards and shark fins, Siegfried and Freud along with Siegfried and Roy, selling vacuums,eating bleu cheese wheels, look at Pacific Geoducks, talk Oscars and Golden Globes - and villians along with them, being scared of outer space and the ocean, the Patron St. Of Getting A Breakfast Slice at Casey's, Randy Savage Sloppy Steaks, and oh so much more!Enjoy!Love you!

Strong Woman, Friend and Fellow Comic - Bethany Abeln joins the show again!We talk getting two timed, Steel Reserves in the car, we rhyme with larceny, get some "Twices" in, getting spoofed, Differences between "Whoomp There It Is" and "Whoot There It Is",come up with a new game "What's Beth Thinking", have a strong discussion whether you'd be blind or have a certain transmitted disease, stigmas, going on Morning Shows, the new stubby guy who played cornhole and now is known for other things, and ohhhh so much more!Thanks for listening! Web Love You!

Whelp, it's the 100th Episode of Marquay and Blaise waking up for this podcast. We recorded a special wild episode on Sunday with some of the regulars on our show... and believe it or not, lost all the audio. The most frustrating thing that's happened in sometime. We'll have a special one coming up again soon to celebrate us. Until then, have fun listening to this episode with the boys! Thanks for sticking with us every week! We love you!

Because of a little demand, our good ole buddy ole pal, Lauren Spillers joins the show for a super rad time!We talk about lying, grape juice for household remedies, cats using the toilet, leprechauns, guncle vs funcle fights, cottage cheese being great, Costco holdups, Sports Bar Gyros, watching ladies fight outside the bar while eating bar food, big Frida, calling dating "engagement farming",we make the most horrific faces known to man, and ohhhh so much more! Love you!

Duster stays up all night to hang with the Woke Mob!The ole boys talk about microphones being bigger for being micro, sacks from s stores, dreams about Eli Manning, our due diligence of talking about Punch the Monkey, stuffing monkey moms,selling a car with no shoes on, obligatory USA Hockey Gold Medal, going fishing in the dark with your buds, sour patch kid connundrums, bending over chairs - as in bending the actual chair and not bending your body over it, the Heimlich maneuver, Xena Warrior princess, Alexandria Daddario marrying Blaise soon, crying at camp, the Surreal Life, and oh so much more!Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

Good pal and comic, Josh Dullea joins us again!We talk Black History Month, making a dictionary of numerals, being fired from fast food restaurants, women in pyramids with the largest on top, opening up portals after falling from pyramids, only getting syphilis with prime numbers of people, doing dogpiles and oh so much more!Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

Another fun week where Bethany Abeln wakes up in time to join the Woke Mob!This week covers great topics such as getting jinxed, spontaneous human combustion, Superman going into the wrong occupation (well Clark Kent), "if you break up a meatloaf does that make a chili?", "Is taco meat pretty much just chili?", "what makes a chili?".Overall, a lot of chili talk. But that's not all! We cover some of the ole files everyone is talking about, the halftime Super Bowl performance and oh so much more!Love you all!Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

Blake Loomis joins the ole show today.

Brandon Thompson, local boy who's throws "The Smash Ball" joins the show!They discuss wearing Zubas with dress shirts, stealing candy from another party at a slide park, a friend who dates a blind girl, how anyone can beat up Hulk Hogan now because he's dead, pillow fights, naming Marquay's kitchen island, Brandon admits he doesn't know Blaise or the show but he asked to be on it, they play the intials game, talk Campbell's soup, and oh so much more!Like, Subscribe, and enjoy!Blaise is doing stand up at Black Paws Brewing - Devils Lake, ND - 1/31 The Cellar - Fargo, ND - 2/6 & 2/7 Proof Distillery - Fargo, ND - 2/13 Vic's Bar - Moorhead, MN - 2/14Marquay is doing stand up at - Bear Creek Winery, Fargo, ND - 1/31Brandon Thompson - The Smash Ball - 2/28

Blaisey and Marquay rise out of bed to bring you the hottest thing that happens Tuesday mornings. They discuss being Pro Bono - As in pro the U2 lead singer, bringing humor instead of food to a potluck, self diagnosing Firbomyalgia, famous bio-exorcist Betelgeuse, dating people with names too close to yours, a couple fun stories that come from the ole tummies and end up somewhere else, Aftershock and wine, whether "guys" or the name "Guy" came first, then we discuss starting our own competetive fast food chain "Miss Donald's". Buckle Up! Like!Subscribe!Enjoy!

Our good pal and favorite bassist from the Cropdusters, Duster, is back!We talk RL Stine (how weird he looks and how he's in real life), a new game with bears, Marquay being part of Bob's Burger's Universe, smooching on air, being good at snot rockets, Ghost bands, Funyun cuts, beating up people who go to meet other people, we get a silver alert on a man who has a TBI and went missing, and cover oh so many other things! Enjoy!

Josh Dullea, ole buddy ole pal and comic joins the show again!We get right into it talking about goth chicks at Hot Topic, how much it would be to buy your way into heaven, if shaken baby syndrome is real, getting pigeonholed by girl types,we rhyme with agger, tell Marquay about McCauley Culkin and Michael Jackson, come up with a great SNL ski - Michael Che Fox, learn about Quay's friend - "Neck", and oh so much more!It's a wild one! Buckle up!Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

Blaise and Quay end out the year strong by waking up and giving the Woke Mob what they want!We cover all the hot topics like grape juice, our neighboring state Walzing to the fraud store, good ole fashioned Radio Shack, the lack of hoisting people up and singing "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow" in current days, wrecking vehicles under the influence, German Army Fashion, winning Quaffing tournaments, the origin of Adam Apples, wearing adult diapers, and oh so much more!Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

Rachel Kennedy! Our good pal from ole Minneapolis is back in town and joins the show!We talk being loud in parks, Reese Witherspoon, police cheese, Polife Cheese, damsels in distress, being tied to train tracks Blaise getting locked on his patio during a blizzard, college parties, and It's Christmas Eve so you're not gonna read any more of this. But truly it's a real fun one!Have a Merry Christmas and enjoy!

Blaise and Quay crawl out of their beds, that they definitely don't share together to bring ya the goods!This week contains good ole talk of driving with frosted windows, wrecking your cars, calling people of short statures the wrong words, 90's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, Blaise's speech impediment,Josh Duhamel, sitting between two people named "Ferg", locker room talk with people you don't want to locker room talk with. Quay and Blaise also show why they're attorney's NOT at law! Let us know what other topics you wanna hear. We're going to start getting more guests on this bad boy too, so get ready!

Reg Thomas take a break from NYC to experience the cold in Fargo and hang out with the boys after a stellar weekend of shows. We talk about wild times that Reg had sprung upon him during a Friendsgiving, a good ole play time, being cold in Fargo, Achilles heals tears, where to hide people after a crime, throwing bikes in rivers, Blaise hitting over a fallen soldier table during a corporate, dating apps, famous North Dakota people, and oh so much more! Check out Reg's comedy on his Youtube and Insta, and if he's coming near you, go see him live! Dude rules.Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

Parker Boone takes the morning off of flooring (kinda rhymes) too hang with the Woke Mob. We talk Daisy Fuentes being Nick's mom, smoking cigs, hip to taint ratios, the size of the largest outie belly buttons, the depth of the deepest innie belly buttons,Olivia Clack having a record of putting a 1923 Ford Flivver in her belly button, having dreams of being on the run, trying to say that you understand the 2020 Christopher Nolan Movie "TENET",getting stuck in PTO shafts, and OH SO MUCH MORE!Like, subscribe, and love us, please! Enjoy!

Joel de Blonk, another local radio legend, decides the afternoons aren't for him and comes in to join us in the morning!We start it off hot with great talk about V05 shampoo, needing different flavors of toothpaste, if humans are able to use dog toothpaste, blaming things on dogs, some stupendous mayonnaise talk, Joel's van life, Southern weirdos, hand kissing your buds, having no game, kids not cussing in video game lobbies, Blaise tells the story of his friend falling off the top of the school again, and Marquay explains his bike racing history...and just so much more!Joel just got engaged so if you see him out and about, tell him congrats! We wish him and his ole lady the best!Like, subscribe, and enjoy!

Bethany Abeln does the ole wakey wakey to come into the show this morning!We talk getting grabbed by the toosh, Turducken, grabbing beers from inside of cups, Hans Brinker and his skates, watching Detective Pikachu after eating fungi, using goat intestines for super fun time, water beds, African men living with Bethany, the African country of Kenga, Kid Rock, Eminem, and oh so much more. Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

One of the best pals and funniest dudes, Josh Dullea, back in the studio! (Marquay comes in late this time. He was being a responsible parent and dropping his kid off at school)We talk about longing for George W. Bush, grandparents day at school, a cool new ruse to get out of everything, how many "M"s are good for an "F", The Comedy Jam, eating Cheetos with chop sticks, Uber stories, some stories from Skankfest, Blaise being an alter boy for a priest who was on a list of priests who have alleged conduct, and so much more!Also, shout out our boy Vandul! We met him down at the fest this weekend and he makes rad toys/figures and is the man. Follow him on Insta and check out his stuff. Even go get some toys made!Blaise and Marquay are tired boys after being at Skankfest in New Orleans for 5 days and recording at 7am after getting back at midnight. But we do it for the Woke Mob!Like, Subsribe, and Enjoy!

Good pal of the show, Lauren Clow (LawnSpeezy) joins us in the ole studio today!We talk if it's cool to hang stockings on anything other than mantles, groomsmen, soda pop culture, water births vs land births vs air births, Vitiligo being names of other things than colors, going to a Danceteria, we try to twice everyone multiple times, but we're catching onto it now, not being chosen at The Island, when your couches cheat on you, saving cities from Levees with your finger, having 10 year snapchat streaks, and oh so much more!Enjoy!Like, subscribe, enjoy! Love you!

Blaise and Quay grace your presence again this morning! Both up and alive bright and early!They talk horse betting on a Monday night, horses using boxing gloves, finding good ole fashioned wide spread magazines, high school Mountain Dew pong, a historic Mountain Dew Wall in SW North Dakota, we call Blaise's mom while she's in the bathtub, hear a fun story of Marquay going to the clink, and we disclose how to GET TWICED and how you never want it to happen to you, and oh so much more. Enjoy!While you enjoy, may as well click those like and subscribe buttons too.

Our hero, and very funny pal, Nathan Roe crawls out of the ole king mattress to come chills with the wokes this morning!We talk hot dentists being in a trench coat and becoming one hot megazord dentist, some hot Murphy bed talk, eating 3 bags of chips and fights about Sun Chips, doing crowd work with a divorced couple, the masked avenger who opened for us this past weekend on the road, No Tears vs. No TEARS, throwing knives, going to a 50 year old man's house who lives with his mom, and oh so much more random awesome topics!Like, subscribe, and give us smooches please! Love you all!

Who needs guests when you have the OG Wokey Boizz - just Blaise and Marquay this week!We talk fat people wrists, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Blaise MCing a Liberian Wedding, livestreaming buffet lines, finding pennies in a single person shower, practice jersey materials, positive influence Bart Simpson posters, Mickey D's Monopoly, how the CEO was holding the HR Lady at that Coldplay concert (months too late), ways to weigh your dumps, weird wedding traditions, and oh so much more!Like, subscribe, and enjoy, PLEASE :)

Shkar Abdullah! Our local ole buddy ole pal, bouncer and joke teller comes on the pod to pal around!We get into it and talk about passing gas and catching it with your hands, Wrestling, "Sloppy Tilapia", Shaq sponsored cheeseburgers, and Crank Yankers.We also talk about AI, but don't tell it because sometimes we don't say good stuff about it. We then get into bindles of beans, Rey Mysterio Jr., Ruby's Mom, bus trip to Atlantic City, and oh so much more!Enjoy!Also, please like and subscribe so that we launch to the moon some day.

Old buddy, old pal, Kyle Huber joins the boys in the ole AM today. We start talking about 7 things in Canada rated less than a 7, seeing your grandma in birthday gear, how cool full dress slips never happen like they do in movies,dropping your towel to look hot, homeless art exhibits, The Gull vs The Gall, getting loans off street cred, we also flip quarters and it's very cool. Join in to see and listen to these cool things as well as so much more!Listen for our dates coming up and bring your friends to watch us do standup!Also, Like, subscribe, and love us, please!

One of our favorite comics and friends, Marlin Wells, joins the show today!We talk all things Smurfs, Frank Sinatra's home life, existentially scary concepts, BUBBLE GUM, different national specialty days of the year - like Mud Pack Day, discover the only two people in America who still know about the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie - The Villian, talk about friends' experiences in prison, Bop Its and so much more!Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!And follow Marlin! He's genuinely one of the funniest dudes around and you won't regret it!

Pal, friend, acquaintance, and cool guy - Blake Loomis joins the show this morning!Real hot one as we discuss being homeless with 1 shoe vs 2 shoes, the "rap sure", mongo style and other things in skateboarding, waking up blind, we come up with a great scam for future moms to use, renting out wombs, vitiligo dogs, different salt logos, and oh so much more!Like, subscribe, watch and enjoy!Love You All!

Taylor "Pike" Peterson joins the show today! He's a good pal and also guitarist for the band Low Standards! He's also a kickass (former) radio personality, but he got out of bed again today to work on the radio chops and guest with the boys!Super fun one as we discuss Weezer songs, hot couples in Perkins, acupuncture, bringing people back to life... kinda, tricking people into pulling cords, some of the best objects and people to have under DJ booths, getting acupuncture while DJ'ing, then we get some good advice from The Lawyer Brothers! They give us great advice to let us know at what price point it's okay to move ahead with plans for people who have wronged you! - It's $30. Also, Robert Redford is gone... you were a good one, Robert. I'll never forget "The Natural" poster that hung up on Blaise's wall downstairs in his childhood house. Check out Low Standards! Their albums "AYNE!" and "Low Standards" are both stellar all around. (And Blaise in their music video for the song "Almost Famous". Probably watch that and comment how good he looks)

Justin Van Berkom! Our fav new comic on the ole Fargo scene joins us today, since he's unemployed and has nothing better to do. We talk about grinding at bars, how cool State FFA (Future Farmers Of America) was in High School, doing gross offs, some ole football talk since FOOTBALL IS BACK, commercials about crooked *thangs* and the commercials during football games, Blaise's high school prom dates dad, what Blaise's mom was crowned in college, and obvs about the times the woman in Unknown Number texts the word "creamy"Enjoy, Like, Subscribe, and Love Yourself and Others!

Good pal and fellow comedian, Josh Dullea grabs a cup of joe to come join us in the AM today. We get right into it with hot talk about gas station coffee, spray painted bikes in Missoula, stolen bikes, painting presidents, Grand Theft Autoing Uber Drivers for the best interest of the Uber Driver, solving all the world's issues by stolen Ubers, small number protests, politicians that may have some things that have happened with other politicians and men, Bubba Gump shoes, Italians in pipes and soooo much more!Enjoy! Subscribe! Like! Love ya all!

Our good pal and fellow comedic mind in Fargo, Dylan "Diesel" Gronlund crawls out of bed to join the pals!Such a stellar episode as we talk POV stuff, Minnesota State Fair Cookies, different kinds of Dilly bars, learn how to say "mmmmm... yea" by the master, the thickness of Kit Kats vs Teeth, World's Largest Candy Store, learn there was a guy named Nimrod in The Bible, and we hear the laughs of a genuine happy boy. Enjoy! Like! Subscribe! Laugh!

Another wild week with our guitar teaching, joke telling,m fun loving friend, Gregory Hobbs!Real interesting week as the pals talk Axl Rose Anagrams. Speak on Rosey Perez, Rosie O'Donnell, and Rosie from the Jetsons. Presidential Production Companies, Seinfeld and how Marisa Tomei is a babe, and most importantly about how Mr. Graveldinger isn't Marquay's friend, along with other stuff he's done.This doesn't even cover the half of it, so give it a listen and enjoy! Also enjoy the greenish tint the one camera has on Blaise for some reason. Like, Subscribe, and Enjoy!

Parker Boone. The *FIVE TIME* Mashed Potato Eating Potato Days Champ wakes up from a food coma to join the show!We have a great time talking mash potato culture, purchasing items from stores, being damsels in distress (dis dress), caffiene intake. Then we get into the good stuff, which involves a lot of talk about gongs, the size of gongs, gong puns, all the good stuff. After all this awesome material we talk about 2G1C (you remember it), Metallica and Avenged Sevenfold, War Of The Worlds, Doof Wagons and Doof Warriors...and oh so much more. Enjoy! Love you all!

Our good pal Bethany Abeln sets an alarm and snoozes it 40 times to get into the studio, but she does it!We discuss a lot of track and field, specifically javelin, friends who have tried Mystery (the Pickup Artist's) moves, throwing things on WNBA courts, betting on said things on the WNBA courts, alien arrivals, things we can't say next week, lifelike movies, and of course - Betty White in Lake Placid.Enjoy!!

Our new pal Justin Van Berkom clocks out of his night shift to come into the studio early morning!We talk about stupid saying, embarassing moments with our crushes, Our Moms' hall passes, not making it back in time and driving with things in your pants, $600 chains, being selective on what lungs you get during transplants, listening to yourself, giraffe's tongues, and oh so much more!Justin just showed up in the comedy scene and he's super funny! Put him on his first paid comedy gig a couple weeks ago, and you'll see him on a lot more with us! Enjoy!