IDIOT with Laura Clery
by Laura Clery & Studio71
Welcome to my podcast where I tell you more than you ever asked about. I will make you laugh until you pee, always tell you the truth, share with you my most vulnerable thoughts and all of my BEST, juiciest stories. Sometimes we'll even invite a guest to join us. We'll talk mental health, relationships, sex, parenting, motherhood, sobriety and whatever the the hell else comes out of my delirious mouth. Ok yay. Talk soon. For advertising opportunities please email [email protected] We want to make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
Episodes
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She Was Diagnosed Autistic AFTER Her Son
When my son was diagnosed at two, all I could find were horror stories. Then I saw an old video of Toren as a little kid and my jaw dropped, because it was Alfie. Serenity and Toren have become real friends, and honestly mentors to me as a mom. We talk about meltdowns, regressions when our kids…
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does anyone actually regret having kids
Do you regret having kids? Or do you regret not having them? Be real. I asked that on this episode and I genuinely want to know, because Manon Mathews and I don't totally agree.She thinks the regret of not having them lasts way longer than anyone who regrets having them. I told her about a whole...
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My idea of hell...
My cycle app says nine days until my period, and I woke up already in it. Sore, irritable, emotions turned all the way up, and parenting while PMS, which is honestly my idea of hell.So today I go through all four phases of the cycle and why they feel more intense now that I'm 40, what the…
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My Ex-Husband Comes Back From Rock Bottom
Stephen doesn't fully recognize the person he was during his relapse. Honestly, neither do I.He's my ex-husband, and today he tells me what actually happened during the year I only saw from the outside -- the restraining order, an FBI investigation into threats we now know he never sent, and a…
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Her dream crush 😍
My friend Manon Matthews came here straight from an energy healing in Topanga, a birthday gift, and it mostly made her tired. By the end she'd sworn she's never seeing a psychic again, and I gave her about a week.We also get into the dream crush she told her entire in-laws about at breakfast, the...
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Pregnant at 14 turned law professor
Has one person ever stood between you and the version of your life where you quit? Amie has one, and hers would not sign a piece of paper.She walked in to withdraw from college while her first marriage was falling apart. Her professor told her to come back tomorrow, and then handed it back...
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She Was a WWE Champion. Then Childbirth Left Her Unable to Walk.
Have you ever gotten hurt doing the most normal thing in the world and had almost no one believe you? Same.Former WWE Superstar Leah Van Dale spent years in the ring without a single major injury, and then went into labor with her first son and came out with nerve damage in her leg. We talk about...
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the hardest part of motherhood
My son can't be left alone for ten seconds — I found that out again this morning when he hopped our front gate in his boxers and beat me to school on his own scooter.By the time I caught up he was mid-meltdown on campus, and I walked away scratched and bitten and trying not to spiral. I get into...
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can men and women actually be friends?
How are you doing today, on a scale of one to ten? I ask because I've had a wildly up-and-down week -- feral ovulation, a UTI supplement I will die on a hill for, and a very failed attempt at celibacy.I opened Facebook up to any question, and today I answer every single one of them, including the...
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i don't want to do this anymore
I don't think I like doing these solo episodes anymore. I said it out loud and I'm not taking it back.So today's a real one -- my throat's doing something disgusting, I'm restructuring the whole show, my son's about to try surfing for the first time, and I somehow ended up reading a horny romance...
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She Almost Lost Everything To Addiction - Then Completely Changed Her Life
Jamie Hess, an influencer, speaker, author, and teacher, and a Patreon follower of mine, joins me to tell her story of going from the dregs of addiction to the heights of healthy happiness. Growing up with her mother on national TV every day, being “America’s mom”, Jamie went the other way and…
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If your child has Autism, watch this, with Dr. Robert Melillo
When this doctor was told his child’s diagnosis, he was told he couldn’t do anything about it. He thought that was wrong. So Dr. Robert Melillo dove into how the brain works to try to figure out the cause of conditions like autism, ADHD, and dyslexia. You won’t believe what he found. And he now...
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my mom loves drag
My mom is at it again, bringing surprise opinions and stories of yesteryear. Like, did you know when she was growing up there was a dance every Friday and Saturday night? Or that she is one of 9 brothers and sisters? Or that she LOVES “RuPaul’s Drag Race”? We also talk about me having a night…
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did my mom just call me a cougar?
My mom is back with an update on dad’s dementia, how she’s doing as caregiver, and what’s new with her 30-year-old book club. She also brings up a great point about my followers and fans - you genuinely helped me through the toughest part of my life. When my divorce and that craziness was going...
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I am 40 years old?!
It’s my birthday! And I’m 40? Wow, I don’t feel 40, but what does 40 feel like anyway - no, really, if you’re 40 or over, please tell me what to expect, what to know, and what to do. I can tell you that I feel, like, really great. I know me. I am strong. I am confident. And as you will hear, I…
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i am totally exposed
I can’t really talk about anything else today because my third book comes out July 14th and I am really nervous er excited! What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Hotter is a comedy horror all about the dissolution of my marriage, the aftermath, addiction, abuse, restraining orders, and big titties.…
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I met Troy Bond and he killed me
Troy is a big time standup and content creator and he made me laugh so hard it hurt. We had never met and so I recently DMed him and he agreed to come talk. And talk we did! We got into our respective checkered pasts, the value of the art we both make, and the five years he spent getting punched…
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She turned it all around
I’m so excited to share the story of Sarah, another of my Patreon followers and a true inspiration. She tells me about how she got into drinking and weed at a young age, and how that snowballed into more extreme using until she was out of control. But better yet, she explains how she went from a...
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She might be the first YouTuber
It’s summer break for the kids and that means one thing - no break for parents. I’m spending a little time today between frantically attempting to entertain my two children to hang out with OG YouTuber and all-around smart, funny, and amazing woman Grace Helbig. She’s been posting her videos…
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She’ll stop at nothing to help her autistic child
Do you have a child on the autism spectrum and feel like you've hit a wall? Meet Kat. She's a lawyer, a mom, a runner, and she just happens to know more about the biomedical side of autism than most doctors I've met. She's my very first listener guest!. Anyway, Kat came ready. We talked gut…
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Apparently I faked the whole thing
Did I plan a 600 pound refrigerator falling on me to promote my book? According to TikTok, yes. Absolutely. One hundred percent. Today I'm going solo to talk conspiracy theories, PTSD, my first ever personal training session, a five year old who refuses lipstick on principle, and what I actually…
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my ideal man...
Weird fun fact about me? How do I cope with parenting? What am I looking for in a man? You asked, I answered! And I asked for some advice back. Come deep dive into Laura for this Ask Me Anything episode and even find out how I am so flexible it nearly begs diagnosis.
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I was Trapped Under a 600 lb Fridge - Storytime
I was pinned down by my 600 pound fridge while home alone with my children. I couldn’t move. My kids were freaked. I couldn’t breathe well and was fading. It could have ended bad - like horrifically bad. Here’s the story. Be safe out there!
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I can't get enough
Are you your own worst critic? I am. Do you have friends who lift you up? I do. And here is one of the best - Manon Matthews - back for part two of our conversation about everything from breaking up and Coachella, to ending friendships and titties. Grab a matcha and come along!
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i love this woman
Do you have trust issues? I do. Like major ones. If I even hear of a guy going on a business trip I’m instantly convinced he’s cheating. Is that fair? Well, my past relationships have made me less trusting for sure. But my guest this week - I trust her with anything. You know her from her massive...
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i talked with an inclusive school expert
What do you think school should be like? For everyone, I mean. Should it be the same for specialized learners as general ed students? Should they be together in one class or separated? There are a ton of questions and no one knows everything, right? But my guest this week knows as much as anyone....
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ABA Therapy: Helpful or Harmful? | Honest Talk with Mary Barbera
I started the controversial autism therapy ABA for my son to try to deal with elopement. I don’t know how I feel about it yet. So I talked with ABA expert and author Mary Barbera who has a lot to say about the therapies and approaches. People have strong opinions on ABA, so I wanted to learn…
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i was dying
It’s my son’s 7th birthday and I could not be more proud and excited. I also took (another) trip to Arizona - it was The Best. And, my friend and amazing comedian Dylan Adler joins me to talk about being a sibling to a sister with Autism, and to almost kill me with laughter. Want to hear about a...
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i met a funny guy
My kids are finally not sick anymore. I’m finally not sick anymore, unless you count Roid Rage. And today I have Jay on, who has been making people laugh for twenty years at Groundlings and went super viral more recently with his iconic character Chit. Jay is a truly kind, thoughtful, gentle guy,...
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Sick for a month... maybe the psychic knows what's going on...
I randomly found Ms. Amy on Google Maps and went to see her and we really connected. Find out about her fascinating gift being a psychic and clairvoyant. I got my palm read and she’s spot on - but I hope not about the marriage thing. If you’re looking for guidance or just curious, this one’s for...
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It Never Starts Off Abusive...
I ran into an OG content creator like myself, Evelyn Gonzalez & We decided to sit down and talk - like reallyyyyy talk - for the first time in a decade. We talk about how she survived or horribly abusive relationship, healing, celibacy for 5 years, and what our dream future looks like. If you’ve...
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What One Thing Really Scares You?
We all have fears, but none of us wants regret. Today I’m bringing you in on my biggest professional fear - performing live - and what I’m doing to stare down and face it. Do you have anything that scares you, but that you want to do anyway? Or that scared you and you did anyway? I want to know...
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This makes people not like you?! Master the secret of charisma and influence w/ Vanessa Van Edwards
Do you ever feel awkward in social situations, or replay something you said over and over after you said it until you’re completely mortified? Good news - there is hope for you! Harvard behavioral researcher and best-selling author Vanessa Van Edwards joins me to talk about her own struggles with...
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GOING CELIBATE
Can I go a year without canoodling? Should I? I’m exploring the idea and what the rules are. I’m also super proud of my brilliant sister who just released her amazing music! So put on your listening ears and join me to talk about (not having) you know what. Shop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at...
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I've been a bad bad girl
I was very bad, stayed up late, and doom scrolled my way to a nervous breakdown. But I am now focused on self-betterment, and dove down a rabbit hole of Carl Jung’s phases of womanhood. It’s kind of amazing to feel like I’m entering the Queen phase. Jump down my rabbit hole with me for a real...
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TIG NOTARO interview
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I Met A Single Autism Dad
Had the best time chatting with Cameron Moulène, French-American actor turned entrepreneur and founder of AugiHealth, a platform designed to give people control over their medical data and help make sense of their health journey. He’s also a single dad raising a six-year-old on the spectrum, just...
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We Broke Up
I’m opening up about a major shift in my world: After two years, my boyfriend and I have decided to go our separate ways. It wasn't for a lack of love—it was the 'future' talk. It’s a strange, heartbreaking thing to realize you love someone but don't want the same life. So instead of a romantic...
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I Lose My Mind a Little… Then My Parents Explain How Love Lasts 50 Years
I’m checking in on my life, my recovery, and the absolute psychosis that can come with PMS… and then I sit down with my parents, who’ve been together for over 50 years.We talk honestly about love, commitment, conflict, and what actually keeps a relationship going when the honeymoon phase ends. No...
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What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Hotter — My Full Story
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The Last Interview I’ll Ever Have With My Dad Who Has Dementia
He agreed to do this interview. Then he forgot. Then he agreed again. Then he forgot again. My dad's short-term memory is gone, but the stories from his past? Still crystal clear. Chemistry explosions, crocodiles in the family pool, and why he listed Nietzsche, Jesus Christ, and John Lennon when...
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My Mom Was Told She'd NEVER Have Kids...
Doctors told my mom she'd NEVER have children. A tumor the size of a grapefruit. 7 years of trying. Then three "miracle babies" arrived. Today we share the emotional story you've never heard, plus the raw reality of raising a child with autism while caring for a parent with dementia. --- 🎬...
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He held my boyfriend’s Christmas gift hostage!
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Mouth Mystery: SOLVED!
I wish my mom wasn’t here for this... --- 🎬 **SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE LAUGHS!** 🎬 Never miss a hilarious moment! ➡️ [Click here to subscribe](https://bit.ly/2LEwDQL) 🎉 --- 🎙 **WATCH FULL-LENGTH INTERVIEWS!** Want more? Get exclusive content & behind-the-scenes moments on...
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My Mom & Me on Divorce, Dementia, and Our First Christmas Together in a Decade
My mom is visiting for Christmas for the first time in nearly ten years, and we sat down to talk about everything we usually don’t say out loud. We talk about how she experienced my separation and the restraining order from far away, what it was like watching her daughter go through something so...
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He’s so young & so successful!
Sean Kelly is a young, successful entrepreneur and influencer known for his podcast, Digital Social Hour, where he interviews celebrities and experts, leveraging his background in e-commerce (Jersey Champs) and Web3 (Chibi Dinos) to build a massive social media following, sharing insights on...
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I can’t talk…
Hey y’all — something super weird is going on in my mouth and it is making it really hard to talk 😂 So today’s episode is a little different. We’re doing a deep guided meditation together.It’s all things gratitude, grounding, and manifestation — and yes, I busted out my chakra sound bowls, so…
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I’m not okay (and I know why)
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Holidays After Divorce: How Do You Even SurVIVE This?
In this Thanksgiving episode, we dive into the emotional chaos of navigating the holidays after divorce — from splitting time with the kids and redefining traditions to managing grief, gratitude, and the pressure to “make it magical.” We talk about why Thanksgiving is such a complicated holiday…
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The Hardest Thing I’ve Ever Done
In today’s episode, I accidentally start a debate over a viral video of a girl with gravity-defying boobs (and even stronger spaghetti straps), talk about why people thought I was body shaming her, and unpack whether we’re all just a tiny bit narcissistic. I also share what it was like doing the...
About this show
Welcome to my podcast where I tell you more than you ever asked about. I will make you laugh until you pee, always tell you the truth, share with you my most vulnerable thoughts and all of my BEST, juiciest stories. Sometimes we'll even invite a guest to join us. We'll talk mental health, relationships, sex, parenting, motherhood, sobriety and whatever the the hell else comes out of my delirious mouth. Ok yay. Talk soon.
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