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Idiots With Opinions
by Idiots With Opinions
They're just two guys with the news of the day, bringing it to your world. They're unfiltered, unsolicited, and, most of all, uninformed. Join them for all manner of topics ranging from the cringe-worthy to the legendary, but remember, they're just idiots with opinions.
Episodes
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Fake Blood, Youthful Feet, and Five Million in Marijuana | S4 E19
Ahh the good old days. Before corona viruses and global domination. Look back on the simple times of Idiot's With Opinions' golden age where they don't know what they're in for. Forget about all the other stressors and kick back and listen to these bozos meander about on some of the most...
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Love, Loss, and Bluetooth Horsies | S4 E18
Todd and Tuscan are back in the saddle, ready to try on the nastiest buckaroos this side of the Mississippi! Can these two cowpokes beat Jimmy Bonzai, The Coolwater Kids, and Opie, the Town Sheriff? (No relation to Ron Howard) Come on and see! YEE HAW!
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The First Lost Episode Worth Releasing | S4 E17
Originally recorded in October 19th, 1987 when the US Stock Market crashed. After the news dropped, the production studio closed down and the audio was lost... UNTIL NOW! enjoy these outdated opinions by your favorite idiots!
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Cows, Cocaine, and Setting Yourself on Fire | S4 E16
How’s your day going? Where have we been? How long do I need to wait for my Idiots? These are all valid questions. All shall be answered with this new episode of Idiots With Opinions. Have a lovely time.
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E-Scooters, GayCoin, and Criminal Vehicular Autonomy | S4 E15
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Spooky Tusc and Spicy Todd go on a mission to break into every hotel bathroom like Jack Nicholson. Can you believe it? What heroes they be. So sit down, pop a Xanax, and scream obscenities as you listen to the brand new Idiots With Opinions episode. Now in 4K!
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Shoplifting, Adult Children, and Elementary Love | S4 E14
Where have they been all this time? Todd has finally come out of hiding after the incident in 2012 and must rekindle those he has affected from his treacherous acts. The only problem is: Tuscan want's no apologies. He wants REVENGE. See how Todd and Tuscan will handle this wacky relationship…
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Lucky Coins, Naughty Amish, and Sexy Mr. Rogers | S4 E13
Tuscan got stuck in a tree again. Todd had to call the fire department to get him down but Tuscan scratched one of their eyes. He's been up there for a few hours now. If anyone knows what can lure him down, please contact us!!!
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Divorce, Torture, and Aliens | S4 E12
Never give up on your dreams!
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Con Men, Wet Willies, and Astrological Compatibility | S4 E11
For the love of God, man. What on earth do you hope to gain by sticking your flag in the mud at this juncture? You have but one life, and you wish to stake it upon this idiotic opinion you have in your brain? Admit, like Todd and Tuscan, that your opinions are based on very little and they're...
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Extreme Yoga, Scandalous Bushes, and the Clown Epidemic | S4 E10
It's Labor Day so no one was hired to write this bio today. Our interns are unionizing.
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Football, Death Parties, and Swedes | S4 E9
From all of us at Aerosmith, to all of you out there wherever you are, the light at the end of the tunnel may be you. Here’s your weekly dose of idiotic opinions, enjoy!
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Idiot With Opinions 50th Episode!!!! | S4 E8
Todd and Tuscan deal with the challenges of getting older. The AARP card just came in the mail and everyone wants them to retire. The problem is: as others get older and wiser, they stay stupid. Thank you to all of our listeners as we reach this milestone! We appreciate you!
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Car Crashes, Social Media, and Pregnant Jocks | S4 E7
Since time immemorial, these two idiots have brought the news of the weird to the people of Earth. Their faces are etched into mountains in the Himalayas, they are referenced in writings by ancient Greek thinkers, and they live on today in the digital space. Please welcome to the stage Todd and...
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Holy Water, Confident Criminals, and Dangerous Pee | S4 E6
Tuscan has been missing for 5 years. He's been assumed dead, but when a mysterious figure named Karl comes to Todd's door he provides an opportunity to travel to another dimension. A dimension where Tuscan may have been trapped for the past few years. Will Todd rescue Tuscan or will he trap them...
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Animation, Zombie Chicken, and Millionaire Toddlers | S4 E5
Todd gets caught up in a gang. Tuscan takes on a second job to support his children in this economy. What happens next? You can find out now!
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Meth Gators, Ticks, and Area 51 | S4 E4
What do you get when you mix jet fuel and a flock of normal seagulls? Usually, the smell of burning feathers. Every once in a while, however, those birds change into volatile rockets with absolute control of the skies. Idiots continue. Listen up.
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Cars, Carrots, and Conspiracies | S4 E3
Aliens! They have taken over! Tuscan is our only hope for fighting off the hoard of Toddomorphs. Will humanity be exterminated or will we prevail? listen to the new episode of Idiots With Opinions to find out!
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Surprise Babies, Goop, and Ally Belair | S4 E2
Kidnapped another guest! How fun!! When will the police catch on? Probably once they start listening to the podcast...
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Firebombing, Playing Dead, and Love Advice | S4 E1
Never before in the course of human history has anything quite so magical, so beautiful, so perfect, or so magnificent arisen than at this very moment. Today, history changes forever. It's IWO season four, y'all! Get hype.
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Chinese Dogs, The Oldest Man, and Funeral Strippers | S3 E20
A flashback episode uncovers Tuscan's dark past and his relationship with Billy Mays, spokesperson for OxiClean. Will Todd also uncover the truth? listen now to find out!
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Cigarettes, CBD, and Government Sanctioned Drug Deals | S3 E19
A few weeks late, this lost episode is a stunning example of Tuscan's throat singing abilities and Todd's ability to sniff the alphabet. That's right. sniff. He uses his nose to speak. Pretty amazing. Todd is much more impressive at these sorts of things in MY humble opinion. If you see him on…
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Detroit Emergencies, Selfish Wills, and Virtual Reality Church | S3 E18
Ahhhhhh! We've disappeared! But just like a good magic trick, we are back and better than ever. Tuscan is wearing a corset and Todd is riding a pony. Listen to the third to last episode of Idiots With Opinions Season 3 n o w ! You won't regret it!
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Fake Detectives, Freddy Kreuger, and a McDonald's Hashbrown | S3 E17
How's the weather up there? Your head is in the clouds and it's always a little more turbulent when you've got no grounding on planet earth. While you're up there, say hi to the Idiots. They pretty much live there. Here's another edition of their incoherent ramblings from the castle made of…
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Guard Parrots, Drug Dealers, and Penis Amputations | S3 E16
Whew, how about that Game of Thrones, huh? Like dang, man I don't wanna give anything away but geez it's a doozy. Gotta watch it right away or else you feel like you're walking through a minefield every time you go online. Oh yeah, weird news is happening. Y'all know the drill.
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Saving Money, Weed, and the Definition of Human Consciousness | S3 E15
Tuscan travels into Todd's dreams... and then within those dreams... and within those dreams! Tuscan is a little freaked out and confused at Todd's dreams though. Much like Todd, his dreams rarely make sense. E n j o y
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Game of Thrones Languages, Wrestling, and a Walmart Family Robbery | S3 E14
The battle for the Iron Throne is coming to a conclusion. Who will prevail? Todd, the young and just night with a heart as big as his head, Tuscan, the axe wielding chaotic force of good, or the ever powerful Karl who manipulates those around him so that he can remain the king of podcasts and all...
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Poor Audio, Identical Twins, and the Death of Print Journalism | S3 E13
Many Technical difficulties on this one. Join our new hero, Indiana Tusc as he searches for the golden mic in the deep amazonian forests. to his dismay, as soon as he retrieves this precious artifact, Karl Westberg comes to reap benefits. As Todd teams up with Tusc, see if they can take back what...
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Time Travel, Olive Garden, and Illegal Nipple Removal | S3 E12
Kristen Stewart must choose between Tuscan, the muscular werewolf, and Todd, the much paler, much lankier vampire. Will she make the wrong decision that will ultimately become the foundation of some preteen's relationship expectations that will inevitably lead to romantic toxicity? You betcha!…
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Spring Break, Russian Slaps, and Arresting an Old Woman | S3 E11
Tuscan and Todd are on a thirst for greed and FUN. Santa Monica is the hub for their new empire founded on rich college students. But what happens when a shady detective Karl, decides to bring these suckers down. Can the gang outsmart the police, maintain their party drug empire, and still have a...
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Selfies, Tear Gas, and How to Pronounce Jaguar | S3 E10
TUSCAN IS TURNED INTO A LEPRECHAUN?!?!?! Todd tries his luck at stealing his pot of gold. What's going to happen? Find out now!
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Cool Dogs, DEA Druggies, and Playing Fortnite with Teachers | S3E9
It's a knee slappin' good time here on the bank of the ole Tennessee River. Here, we meet our protagonists, Todd and Tuscan. They've been here for the past six months just picking away on their banjos and having the time of their lives. Join them for a chat, won't ya?
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Criminal Dogs, Road Kill, and Cows in Love | S3 E8
This week we have special guests like the Tapir, the Wooly Mammoth, and the Barn Swallow! A special animal related episode that is mostly Tuscan Crying over Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter. Crikey! Make sure you have a hospital nearby because these 30 minutes could get VENOMOUS!! Available now.
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Japanese Dating, Emojis, and Exploding Cows | S3 E7
What an Academy Award baiting production. Ugh! gross. What happened to the good old days when these sorts of podcasts were made for the people and not the podcast elite? Despicable. Tuscan and Todd win a Tony.
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Runaway Child, Pedophiles, and Funny Dead People | S3 E6
Todd has been taken. It's up to Tuscan to find out why and who. In this thrilling episode, Tuscan uses his wit and brute strength to find the kidnappers, following them all the way to... Cleveland? Find out what happens next now!
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Minions, Relationships, and the Deep Web | S3 E5
They have overthrown the government, but now what? How will they start anew upon the ashes of what they brought down? Todd and Tuscan race for stability and political power in the wake of a new dawn... Unless Karl can beat them to it.
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Atom Bombs, Oscars, and Hanging Out With Bears | S3 E4
The thrilling series continues with Tuscan on the run and Todd close behind ready to bring him to justice. How will Tuscan escape the madness and prove that Karl has framed him AND Make it home in time for dinner? Find out on this week's episode of Idiots With Opinions!
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Love, Loss, and Emotional Support Beasts | S3 E3
Here's a toast to the world we left behind and the one we have yet to discover. Wait, wrong description. This is the one with the morons, right? Yeah they've got no clue what's going on. Now even less than ever. Enjoy our delicious voices guys!
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Evil Dogs, Netflix, and Sweaty Robot Butt | S3 E2
Deep in the amazonian forests, Tuscan searches for the ancient religious artifact, the holy hand grenade. Little does he know, his arch nemesis Todd has been tracking his every move waiting to take his findings at the best possible moment. What Todd doesn't know is that Karl has been tracking…
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Not Dope, Karate Justice, and Bribing the Police | S3 E1
You thought they were gone forever. You thought Todd would run away. You thought Tuscan would burn it all down toppling the evil corporation Volatile Studios. You were wrong. They have returned WITH A VENGEANCE and they wont stop until everyone responsible for starting this podcast is brought to...
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Krampus, Pooping Logs, and Macaulay Culkin | S2 E16
Happy freaking holidays people. We're making spirits bright this Christmas bringing barrels of holiday miracles right to your ear holes. Hear the carol of the bells as we creep around your rooftop Christmas Eve. JK, but we do have a new Toddcast™ out just for you, give it a listen.
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A River of Chocolate, a Human Heart, and a Very Sexy Lamb | S2 E15
Ever wonder what your life would be like if you were a walrus? It'd be weird, that's for sure. I dunno man, I just watched that Blue Planet II. That show makes ya think. Anyway, listen to the podcast, they've got some crazy stuff this week. You know the drill.
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Scots, Airplane Flirts, and President McDonald | S2E14
Tuscan is young and in love, but Todd knows that love is blind. The heartwarming tale of love and loss. Taking place in Venice, watch the love in the air as simultaneously Todd and Tuscan battle technical difficulties.
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Todd and Tuscan's Thanksgiving Special | S2E13
This weekend, we're all giving thanks. These guys more than most. They're thankful that they're still sane (mostly), that they always know what they're talking about (not really), and that they might just make it through finals this semester (highly unlikely). Tune in for this week's very special...
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Space, Religion, and Juul Pods | S2E12
After last weeks devastation, Tuscan and Todd rebuild their home. They cleanse their bodies as well as their souls. Make the journey with them to fully experience Idiots and the Opinions that reside in their empty heads.
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War Heroes, Politician Criminals, and Pantless Idiots | S2E11
Men should not be trusted with beasts, or at least not the guys in these stories. It only takes a few to make the rest of us look bad. Your hosts, however, give you hope for humanity. Join Tuscan and Todd, two idiots who feel the need to find people even more moronic and talk about them, just to...
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Games, Sad Russians, and More Drugs | S2E10
This episode is kinda sad.
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Todd and Tuscan's Halloween Spooktacular | S2 E09
Your beloved hosts get spooky this week with a number of stories that'll send shivers down your spine and make you see things. Specters will haunt your home, your car, the next hotel you stay in, and keep you up all night shivering in your sheets and trying your best not to wet the bed. Jk…
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Pedos, Pee, and Pond Swords | S2E8
The terrific duo is back on an adventure to find the ancient Incan voodoo box. When Todd is possessed by that stupid spirit from "Suicide Squad" what will Tuscan do to save the Idiots With Opinion(TM) Franchise? Find out on the gripping mid season premiere of these rambling idiots podcast of...
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Turtle Love, Nudity, and Murder | S2 E7
We woke up in the parking lot of a Denny's and set up shop right then and there to bring you the most riveting stories of the day. Good men may die and heathens may prevail on this journey, but we stand for justice. In the end, it's our soul that makes us immortal. (JK we're just doing more weird...
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Baby Whales, Birthdays, and Baked Crabs | S2 E06
Todd makes crab cakes, while Tuscan builds a rocket after being inspired by Sputnik. He ventures to the outer reaches of space to find the stones of truth in the most ambitious crossover event of the year. Starring Todd, Tuscan, Karl, a tapir, Brendan Frasier (of 'George of the Jungle' fame), and...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
They're just two guys with the news of the day, bringing it to your world. They're unfiltered, unsolicited, and, most of all, uninformed. Join them for all manner of topics ranging from the cringe-worthy to the legendary, but remember, they're just idiots with opinions.
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They're just two guys with the news of the day, bringing it to your world. They're unfiltered, unsolicited, and, most of all, uninformed. Join them for all manner of topics ranging from the cringe-worthy to the legendary, but remember, they're just idiots with opinions.
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