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With all of their former selves dealt with, the Wishbone Boys descend into the Temple of Cyric. But will they be able to see through his trickery? Or will they start to distrust even each other? You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Shots are fired. Swords are drawn. Spores are proliferated. The Wishbone Boys hunt down another of their former selves. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

After finally catching up with their quarry, the Wishbone Boys are about to face down another of their foes. But before swords are drawn, Wattick has a chance to learn more about the fate of the Five... You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Enemies defeated, allies gained, the Wishbone Boys pursue their target deep into the ruins of the Temple of Vhaeraun. But there are a few tricky obstacles along the way... This episode, Glitch finds a new and exciting way to vomit, Teddy finds it hard to let friends go, and Wattick makes some startling mushroom discoveries. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Finally, it's time for those Wishbone Boys to face the music and roll some initiative! Can they defeat the strangely changed, yet familiar, foes in front of them? Or will they turn tail and flee? This episode, Glitch stumbles upon a winning formula, Teddy gets aggressively hit upon, and Wattick incites yet another prison riot. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

As the Wishbone Boys infiltrate the Cult of the Red Dragon, the mysteries of what exactly they've been up to begin to be uncovered. This week, Teddy gets his Cavill on, Wattick catches up with some people from his past, and Glitch is left to negotiate on his own. Oh dear... You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Back into the Underdark go the Wishbone Boys, with their eyes set on the temple of Vhaeraun, where Vandra and her allies lie in wait. But there are more fungal foes to fanquish en route... This week, Glitch is mindful about his waste, Teddy sees spiders where he'd rather not and Wattick tries to keep his shit together. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

After travelling into the underdark, the Wishbone Boys enjoy some rest and relaxation in Fort Wenty. This week, Glitch meets his fans, Teddy has a performance review and Wattick tries to trace his family tree. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Due to competing timelines, gerblins in the machine and some trans-dimensional logistics, the Wishbone Boys' latest exploits have been delayed by two weeks. So, instead, enjoy an episode previously reserved for our Patreon backers. Welcome to SMOKE BREAK, where we chat some nonsense loosely related to D&D or the Idle Fantasy Podcast. In this episode, join Paddy and Liam as they chat about how they decide who to play as in RPGs, both on the tabletop and in the virtual realm. You can hear an episode of Smoke Break every other week if you support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy. Otherwise, catch Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9.

The Wishbone Boys are safely nestled in the bosom of Fort Wenty, home to Ti'Shahkay's friendly myconid colony. What wonders will they uncover there? And how can they abuse the mushroom people's better natures? This episode, Glitch fails to spot courtly intrigue, Teddy agrees to a trip and Wattick meets a fellow student of science. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Into the Underdark we go... but how will the Wishbone Boys navigate these fungal depths unaided? This episode, Glitch has time to think, Teddy suffers from trypophobia and Wattick discovers some new species. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Kanza the druid has caught the Wishbone Boys red-handed - or should that be spore-handed? - and is out for revenge. Can our heroes overcome her disgusting mushroom powers? Will Hess stick around for the fight? And won't somebody think of the puffins? This episode, Glitch has a nice trip, Teddy is good out here and Wattick returns to his arsonist ways. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

The mysteries of Leem start to reveal themselves, as the Wishbone Boys start to get some answers from an old ally. But how will they get into the Underdark in search of their prey? Perhaps a visit to local government is on the menu... This episode, Glitch flashes his credentials, Teddy gets light-fingered and Wattick talks shop. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

It's the beginning of a brand new adventure as the Wishbone Boys grow closer to their final target - Taryn the Dread. Or is it her, after all? After the revelations of their last adventure, the heroes must make some tricky decisions as they descend on the island of Wirt and the unsuspecting town of Leem. This episode, Glitch remembers puffins, Teddy soothes a crowd and Wattick brews up a storm. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

As the dust settles on a climactic, violent battle, the Wishbone Boys turn their attentions to the survivors of the shipwreck - and the small matter of overseeing Fyrsnott celebrations for the crew of the Duskstormer. This episode, Glitch tends to his flock, Teddy makes some changes for the new management team and Wattick provides bedside assistance to a kobold. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

In the arc finale, the Wishbone Boys stare down Zraka, their former comrade, in a bloody battle to the end. This episode, Glitch becomes king of the jungle, Teddy disappoints his dad and Wattick goes wild. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

After taking the brunt of Zraka's Javelin of Lightning, Teddy dusts himself off to fo find himself flung to the Astral Plane. But who is this figure before him? Why is his name so familiar? And when can we get back to the boss battle? All of these questions - and many more, older ones - are answered in this, the penultimate episode in the Whispering Wake arc! This is a very special episode without Liam and Paddy – but don’t worry, they’ll be right back next #FantasyFreakyFriday! You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

The Wishbone Boys hatch their plan to take on Zraka on the salt flats. But, as per usual, planning turns into obsession over small trinkets they find down their trousers. This week, Glitch upgrades his vape rig, Teddy gets down on his knees and Wattick befriends a snout-nosed creature. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

After a brief hiatus, the Wishbone Boys are all reunited and on the trail of Zraka on the deserted island. Their first obstacle? Some very salty terrain. This episode, Glitch relives his chorister days, Teddy becomes a master negotiator and Wattick tries to make some glasses. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

And now young Paddy has abandoned us for an exciting job in New York! So our break from normal broadcasting continues with the earlier-than-anticipated sequel to the Dungeon Draft, but this time with added Zachary. This week, Liam, Laurie and Zac each draft a series of D&D encounters to compete for the title of ‘Best Dungeon Designer Part II: Electric Boogaloo', picking from fiends, giants, humanoid, monstrosities, oozes, plants and undead. Find each of Laurie, Liam and Zac's dungeon lineups at the bottom of this post, and vote for your favourite on the Idle Fantasy Discord to crown you winner. Vote on the dungeon draft winner on Discord here. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9 Laurie - Monsters’ Freshers Ball 10 x manes vaporspawn Haunting revenant Cyclops oracle Noble prodigy 3 x basilisks 2.5 x black puddings Violet fungus necrohulk + 12 x violet funguses Liam - From the Wilde Blue Yonder Yochlol 2 x ettin + a headless ettin 1 performer maestro + 8 x performers A shit kraken 5 x gelatinous cube 2 x shambling mounds 2 x beholder zombies Zac - Ratio'd, or Elon's Beastie Boys Angsty glabrezu Spicy fire giant/gigante picante Pirate captain + 4 x pirates Cockatrice regent + 4 x cockatrices 5 x ochre jelly 4 x myconid sovereigns + 4 x myconid adults 5 x ghasts

A plague has ravaged Idle Fantasy HQ, so we take a break from our normal broadcasting to bring you the first (and perhaps only) edition of an exciting new game called Dungeon Draft! With a hat tip to the Back Page Podcast, we each draft a series of D&D encounters to compete for the title of 'Best Dungeon Designer', or something. Find each of Laurie, Liam and Paddy's dungeon lineups at the bottom of this post, and vote for your favourite on the Idle Fantasy Discord to crown you winner. Vote on the dungeon draft winner on Discord here. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9 Liam Mindflayer + intellect devourer 5 rhinoceroses (Dolby the Digital Surround Sound Rhino) Sphinx of secrets 2 flesh golems 40 kobolds + 20 flying kobolds Invisible stalker Satyr revelmaster + 8 satyrs Paddy 80 flumphs 2.5 hippos Deva Brazen gorgon 2 faerie dragons + 6 faerie dragon youths Efreeti (but very hard of hearing)  2 pixie wonderbringers Laurie Death slaad Giant squid + 500 octopuses Guardian naga 5 animated rug of smothering Young gold dragon 2 xorn 3 green hags

They're all washed up with nowhere to go, but the Wishbone Boys may have some saviours in the form of the Kuo-Toa, fish people who serve the storm god Talos. And who's to say that this particular deity isn't among them right now? This episode, Glitch finally gets his wet robe, Teddy gets used to godhood and Wattick finally gets out of a bisque. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

The Duskstormer is gone. The seas are calm. And the Wishbone boys have found themselves marooned on a deserted island. Well, there's the small matter of the fish people who live here, and the rock-like plants... and the rumblings of a rival storm god... This week, Glitch gets caught in foliage again, Teddy doesn't go in for religion and Wattick makes a fish-man friend. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

As the storm roils and the seas boil, the Wishbone Boys have to contend not only with a very angry Zraka but also the relentless attacks of a Kraken. Can they steer the Duskstormer to safety? This week, Glitch takes up the Kong mantle, Teddy slips into something more comfortable and Wattick tries his best. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

With the Duskstormer thrown into disarray by a billowing storm, the Wishbone Boys need to step into action. But how can they stop everything crashing down around them? This episode, Glitch deploys Chekhov's chimp, Teddy attempts a hostile takeover and Wattick pulls some rope magic. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Things are getting spicy at sea and, despite the Wishbone Boys successfully seeing off those pesky mercenaries, it's only going to get wetter and wilder. This episode, Glitch develops echolocation, Teddy makes a flubbery friend and Wattick cannot negotiate with a kobold. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Yarr, it be time for an under-deck scuffle. The Wishbone Boys have attracted the ire of some of Zraka's mercenary band and must fight for their lives with some very clever use of stair mechanics. This episode, Glitch considers the ape, Teddy gets lubed up and Wattick gives someone a hot hand. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

The Wishbone Boys find their timbers are shivered and their mainsails are spliced as they set forth on a high seas adventure. But what will the crew of the Duskstormer make of them? And what's really going on below deck? This episode, Glitch causes culinary chaos, Teddy wins a wicked wager and Wattick coddles a cute kobold. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

The Wishbone Boys are safely aboard the Duskstormer but have attracted the ire of everyone's favourite eldritch being, First Mate Goggins. How will they stay aboard the ship as stowaways? Will they survive the swabbie hazing ceremony? And what are Zraka and Taryn up to? This episode, Glitch gets into the crannies, Teddy becomes a big strong boy and Wattick becomes a window cleaner. Here's the map of the Strael Isles: You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

The Wishbone Boys are back in action and - after four years away - have only become more chaotic in their approach. But how will they make the most of their good fortune of running into Taryn and Zraka at the pub, of all places? This week, Glitch gets the band back together, Teddy is a cause for concern and Wattick develops hairy fingers. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8EPAywUt

Glitch is back from his short holiday in the Astral Plane and is ready to adventure once more. But where are Wattick and Teddy? Why is the Helmfall monastery so empty? And who is this rugged bearded boy before him? This week, Glitch has a power nap, Teddy is under the thumb and Wattick hires a toilet attendant. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

Things have got a bit astral after Glitch took his former self with him through a strange mirror at Helmfall. Now the two of them have some time to chew the fat, share some heart-warming tales and work out what to do next. In this episode, Glitch gets a grip on himself. This is a very special episode without Liam and Zac - but don't worry, they'll be right back next #FantasyFreakyFriday! You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

After the longest cliff-hanger in history, we're back in the thick of it as the Wishbone Boys face their sternest test yet in the Helmfall Monastery. Can they help see off the cult of Cyric? Or will a certain dragonborn cleric finally grow his wings? This episode, Glitch rides a high, Teddy goes on a run-around and Wattick tries his best. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/idlefantasy Want to chat to us? Join the conversation on Discord here: https://discord.gg/8eQzm5eax9

The fog clears and mists rise to reveal a familiar pod-shape, somewhere in the distance. We've got some unfinished business and it's only been, what, four years since we last published an episode? Oh dear. In this very special episode, Laurie, Liam, Paddy and Zac get the band back together, issue some very heartfelt apologies and go over what happened in the previous 34 episodes of this podcast to the best of their (very much compromised) abilities. We will be back with the climactic battle against the Cult of Cyric next #FantasyFreakyFriday, 11th April 2025. That's a Wishbone Boys Promise! You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. Wanna send us something freaky? Then email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at wwww.patreon.com/idlefantasy

As night falls at the Helmfall Monastery, the Wishbone Boys are up to no good – but are the monks up to even less good? Our heroes have a plan to find out, largely centring on plans to get a drink with Bloody John, via finding out some more about the Five, finding out what Hess’s deal is, and continuing to keep up the illusion of Glitch’s premature demise. This episode, Glitch is still pushing up the daisies, Teddy finally gets into his party armour, and Wattick steals a book from an old man. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected]. Like what you hear? If you want to sling us a few quid to keep making this podcast, you can here: https://www.patreon.com/idlefantasy  

Something is going on in the Helmfall Monastery, and the Wishbone Boys are on the case. If only they could get a decent plan together in time for the party… Though with some quick thinking and excellent post-pandemic rolling, they may not need one after all. Can they figure out just how weird these Torm-worshippers are? Will Glitch’s necromantic ruse work? And just what is Hess doing here, anyway? This episode, Glitch puts in a decent showing for an Oscar, Teddy is a good shout for Best Supporting Actor, and Wattick uses proportional violence. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

With the brewing tournament handily won, the Wishbone Boys are finally on their way to Helmfall, home of Cassius’s holy order and – before too long – some more silly goings-on. But something seems up with Bloody John Christ, and though the monastery island seems tranquil on the surface, our heroes quickly uncover a few worrying signs that the impending festivities may have a sinister undercurrent… This episode, Glitch gets handsy with a monument, Teddy is loud and proud, and Wattick meets Deckard Cain, at last. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

It’s another Brucey Bonus episode of the Idle Fantasy Podcast, coming to you LIVE from isolation! This time, Paddy and Laurie delve into the prophecy surrounding Cassius, the dragonborn cleric who was foretold to be a Messiah in the Strael Isles. But is being a chosen one all it is cracked up to be? Were Cassius’s parents complicit in his miserable childhood? And, for once and for all, is he actually gold? With thanks to our Patreon supporters who allowed us to put this exclusive content out on the main feed. You guys are the real heroes. You can listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/idlefantasy  

In a break from our scheduled programming, we’ve found a little slice of Idle Fantasy history – a selection of our roleplaying games from the deck of the Duskstormer, led by everyone’s favourite eldritch being, First Mate “Rubberbottom” Goggins. Hear about Zraka’s free-loving caravan lifestyle, Taryn’s meditation on the nature of koala bears, and Cassius’s infamous tale of the rabbit, the fox and the bell. We hope you’re all staying well and safe indoors. Lots of love to you all. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/idlefantasy  

In a break from our normal broadcasting, settle down to a special bonus helping of Idle Fantasy as your dice chief Laurie Havelock and Glitch-channeller Paddy Gervers discuss the first DnD characters they played in the Strael Islands. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected]. Like you what you hear? Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/idlefantasy  

What sort of adventure would be complete without faffing around at a Brewmasters’ Tourney? Not one featuring the Wishbone Boys, that’s for sure. But will their plan to lace the Dwarves’ prized Thunder Ale with Wattick’s extra-strong animal-bait go off smoothly? Or will they encounter Gullspit’s second-most-famous export, its mighty sea fowl? This episode, Glitch takes time over his coffee, Teddy is halted by a large gull, and Wattick violates the Geneva Convention. Again. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

With the island monastery of Helmfall firmly in their sights, the Wishbone Boys now just need to come with a plan to get inside. And a plan of what to do after. And a plan in general, really. Can they make the most of the brewing competition bubbling away in Gullspit? Or will the party be distracted by NPCs that Laurie definitely hasn’t fleshed out once more? This episode, Glitch becomes a mime artist, Teddy can’t handle his drink, and Wattick dances on the ceiling. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

The mysteries of B’Loks Deep solved, the Wishbone Boys are on the road again – this time set for Helmfall, once Cassius’s home and prison. To get there, they take the scenic coastal route to Gullspit, a port town in the northern reaches of the Strael islands home to warring guilds of brewers. Will our heroes be distracted by the side quest? Or will they make for the island monastery, to see whether rumours of Cassius’s body walking once more can be true? This episode, Cassius sets fire to some books, Taryn causes an overspill, and Zraka remembers his grappling hook. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

After the horrific and undead-ish trials of the last few days, our heroes find themselves back at the Trout and Swimmer at Thorpling to enjoy the Straelean holiday of Fyrsnott. Will they enjoy some traditional badger racing? Relax in their en-suite master suite at the pub? Or get up to their usual toilet-humour-based shenanigans? Glitch is over-excited to see Krampus, Teddy is a snowball master, and Wattick rediscovers his card-shark ways. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

The mystery of B’Lok’s deep has been solved. Mostly. But the Wishbone Boys are still bound to their new bodies, and running out of options about how to reverse this freaky situation. Does the Arboghast have any answers for them? Will Arcta reveal herself to the world? And can they survive their most stern challenge yet – afternoon tea? This episode, Glitch demands to see Kandoo Probbly, Teddy is a puppetmaster of the truth, and Wattick spills the beans. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

Sharpen those swords, hone those spells and roll up some initiative – it’s boss time. But there are some familiar faces fighting alongside our heroes at the top of the Necromancer’s tower – and against them. This episode, Glitch has eye problems, Teddy desparately tries to be cool and Wattick greases everyone up. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

With the Necromancer’s fondest pet dispatched, those Wishbone Boys are continuing their inexorable climb up his spooky tower. But when they arrive in the missing wizard’s inner sanctum, they find a little more than they were bargaining for. Luckily, their new ally may be a little handier in a fight than first expected… This episode, Glitch has an identity crisis, Teddy is a peeping Tom, and Wattick reels in a big one. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

After a fun episode spent snooping on letters, reading books and being guided around a stately home, the Wishbone Boys are making short work of the Necromancer’s tower. But in the dead of night something else is following them through B’Lok’s Deep. Is it an old friend? A new enemy? Or something different altogether… This episode, Glitch reconnects with an old flame, Teddy has grappling hook envy and Wattick tries to Indiana Jones a dead dog. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

The Wishbone Boys have survived an encounter with the Necromancer’s beloved pet, but there is still no sign of the creepy wizard. So they do what any uninvited guests would do, and have a good old raffle through their host’s belongings. But after Mora his house-servant gives them a guided tour of the library, they may be finding out some things that were better left undisturbed… This episode, Glitch learns about yak-tending, Teddy is fascinated with filligree and Wattick steals someone’s post…again. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].

It looks like there is more to the Wizard’s pet, the happy-go-lucky basilisk Grunkles, than meets the eye. Or perhaps it’s something to do with his brain? Nonetheless, the Wishbone Boys are at battle stations to deal with this fearsome beast. Will they avoid breaking the Master’s priceless pottery? Can they survive another battle without seeing anything? And will they actually make it into the rest of the dungeon? This episode, Glitch creates a bloody masterpiece, Teddy averts his eyes and Wattick rides a bucking bronco. Listen to Idle Fantasy every #FantasyFreakyFriday on iTunes or any good podcasting place. You can follow us on Twitter @IdleFantasyPod or email us at [email protected].