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If I Said It, Then I Meant It

A place we can mean it with a multitude of rants, topics and most importantly, friends and guests.

  1. 86

    MARY IS CONCEDING

    I guess this never really will end, will it? I am currently awaiting further legal counsel.

  2. 85

    INSTEAD OF AMERICA, YOU SHOULD'VE GONE TO THE PSYCH WARD

    She called me jealous while morphing into me, then tried to criminally frame me.

  3. 84

    A BRAND EMAILED MY EX WHILE I SCAMMED A SCAMMER

    Don't email your ex and don't get scammed.

  4. 83

    7 CARATS, 7 BULL'S EYES AND MORE ENGAGEMENT RING HORROR STORIES

    An episode about what I've been up to while I've been busy.

  5. 82

    THESE HANDS ARE RATED E FOR EVERYONE

    Racism with a dollop of misogyny and sexism. Remember, Jack. Just because I don't look like Bucktooth Becky, it doesn't mean I'm a green card scammer.

  6. 81

    I FOUGHT MY FIANCE'S PARENTS' PASTOR'S WIFE

    And also his sisters. But in this episode, I chronicle how I humiliated my fiance's family with their worst nightmare: accountability.

  7. 80

    TRUST ME, IT GETS WORSE

    Racism, the prekkkuel. Context is key and context you shall have.

  8. 79

    TRAUMATIZE HIM: BOOK ONE

    Let me help you make your man look stupid.

  9. 78

    EYEBROWS, PSYCHOS, POLITICS

    In this season finale, we discuss what I've been up to, the psycho getting his last victim pregnant and conservatives ruining their relationships.

  10. 77

    I FOUGHT MY FIANCE'S FRIENDS

    The word men needs to be synonymous with the word imbecilic.

  11. 76

    MY BOYFRIEND IS AI

    Chronically single people beware!

  12. 75

    A WILLING VICTIM

    The psycho found a new victim and she's all in.

  13. 74

    THE ACCIDENTAL TWO-HOUR REDDIT STORY SPECIAL

    Turns out, I know exactly which reddit stories will be hits! Join me for some more black coffee induced reddit story reading!

  14. 73

    EXPOSING MYSELF THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHT WAYS

    Felt cute, might answer some spicy questions!

  15. 72

    WERE YOU GIVEN A SHUT UP RING?

    How do you know if you were given a shut up ring? Also, Flashback Mary's ex fiancé had just unblocked me. If they get back together now, they'll cement themselves as the messiest couple to ever exist and would just be embarrassing at this point.

  16. 71

    THE DREADED SHUT UP RING

    Today, we read stories on people's experience with shut up rings. We'll do another episode finishing all the stories of them off since there's so many, and also an update on Flashback Mary.

  17. 70

    MORE ENGAGEMENT AND WEDDING REDDIT STORIES

    We read reddit stories about betrothals and broken engagements including Flashback Mary's. She tried to compete with my ring with her cheap one and now she can't even wear hers. She speaks squammy. Permanently.

  18. 69

    BIRTH CONTROL, TITTY BARS AND LAP DANCES

    Featuring creepy old white dudes.

  19. 68

    SEASON 7 FINALE

    We do the most exciting thing ever! We read emails lmaoooo.

  20. 67

    I'M SUN TZU AND YOU'RE A SHIH TZU PART TWO

    Self inflicted white man-based Schizoaffective disorder. Will he ever escape his psycho ex fiance?

  21. 66

    THE NUMBER ONE LEADING CAUSE OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN AMERICA

    Is a lighbulb headed broke boy talking to his camera in his car. Once again, I speak to his latest victim and react to his incriminating TikTok videos. RIP to your ears because this one had me screaming.

  22. 65

    THREATENING YOUR PREGNANT WIFE WITH A GUN

    Our recurring characters need an intervention and need to be 5150d. If it's not violence, it's schizophrenic relationship faking.

  23. 64

    I'M SUN TZU AND YOU'RE A SHIH TZU PART ONE

    When you lose your white man so you lose your damn mind. Pray for Flashback Mary because she speaks squammy again. At this point she'll have to use AI to fake her wedding.

  24. 63
  25. 62

    NOBODY WINS ARGUMENTS WITH ME

    In this episode of nobody wins arguments against me, I give you updates on the illiterates arguing with me on threads, the psycho and the crazy girl.

  26. 61

    YOU SHOULD HATE YOURSELF

    In this episode, we explore the brain dead and illiterate world of Threads.

  27. 60

    YOUR MAN HATES YOU: THE EPISODE

    For the first episode of season 7, we discuss shitty men and shitty rings as a light and fun way to start off my new season!

  28. 59

    I SHOULD'VE BEEN A LAWYER

    The last episode of the season is the chunkiest episode yet. We talk about racism, nuance and critical thought and dissecting peoples arguments and turning it around on them. My dean said I should've been a lawyer because I was born to argue and debate apparently. BRB going to law school!

  29. 58

    TACTICAL BEEF

    In this episode, I teach you how to have the upper hand whether you started the beef or you just found yourself in it, otherwise, you'll end up like Flashback Mary.

  30. 57

    WHY DO MEN DO THIS?!

    There is an epidemic of men who come back when they see you finally move on with someone else, so I tell you about the times that it happened to me and explore the how and the why for each man. Also, an update on Flashback Mary.

  31. 56

    USE MY DISSES ON YOUR OWN OPPS

    In this episode, I give you full license to use my disses on your own opps where applicable and tell you about the drama I started.

  32. 55

    MY ENGAGEMENT RING STORY

    I realized that I talk about fighting people too much, so this time I talk about fighting FedEx and the Philippines Bureau of Customs (I'm kidding), but I love my ring and am obsessed with jewelry in general so I share details about it and what it took to get here.

  33. 54

    I DID A THING

    In this episode, we get into some lighthearted chats about creeps, not so creeps, a pussy bitch and retaliation?

  34. 53

    I FIGHT EVERYONE

    In this episode, currycels have escaped their basement. I deal with loss, grief, love, my delinquency and exposing a girl for being obsessed with a man that was never her boyfriend.

  35. 52

    AN INCEL WANTS TO RAPE ME

    In this episode, we talk about an incel getting shot. Enjoy!

  36. 51

    I'M SICK OF EVERYONE'S SHIT

    There's always something happening to me and I'm complaining to the universe's HR department cause girl, wtf?! From unprofessional brands, broken friendships and a man threatening to rape me, welcome to Season 6 Episode 1!

  37. 50

    SHUT UP RINGS, GASLIGHTING AND BEGGING

    This is why you never give men wife treatment at girlfriend prices. We discuss shut up rings, red flags and cursed engagements.

  38. 49

    MEN NEED TO TOUCH GRASS

    In this episode I speak about my thoughts on porn addiction and the sex industry and how it's destroying relationships including my own experience with it going through my boyfriend's porn addiction and cheating rooted in self loathing and how two Only Fans girls are engaging in self harm by sleeping with a thousand men in 24 hours.

  39. 48

    I WAS ALMOST ATTACKED

    I endanger my life in the name of science simply by existing in the presence of men and I discuss my discoveries, my analysis, my data, my gathered evidence with you to answer the question of why Valar Morghulis.

  40. 47

    I'M A PSYCOPATH, QUESTION MARK?!?!?!

    I have a genuine interest in true crime and how it relates to psychology, so, I answered the Hare Psychopathy Checklist used on actual criminals and scored a 14. Most inmates in South Korea have an average of 16.4 💀. The normal range is 5-6 and anything above 25-30 is psychopathic, to see if I am indeed either a psychopath or sociopath!

  41. 46

    MY BOYFRIEND'S FRIENDS ARE GROSS

    In this episode of men are not menning, we explore the phenomena of ugly = creepy. There's a reason ya'll don't speak like this to women you're trying to date, cause ya'll know it's wrong and that it's an immediate turn off. Time to stop deflecting, boys.

  42. 45

    MEN DON'T SEE WOMEN AS PEOPLE

    In this episode we explore the phenomenon of men "surprise Pikachu-facing" at the fact that women have feelings. The stress has had my hair falling out and has been causing me to get sick, not to mention I have not felt beautiful in so long, but yes, I should just shut about what was done to me.

  43. 44

    I'M A WHORE AND OTHER UPDATES ABOUT MY LIFE

    I update you on all the ugly friend drama, boy drama, and how I actually save relationships.

  44. 43

    THIS BITCH IS UGLY INSIDE AND OUT

    I fight a man for you, comfort you, gave you advice, emboldened you, and was there for you despite the fact that you never listen and constantly say underhanded things about me. I ignored them and showed patience until you decided to insult me and call my boyfriend ugly. But bitch, I'm confused, cause so are you! Probably why your man tried to hit on me as soon as he was done with you. 🩷

  45. 42

    THIS MAN HIT ON ME AFTER BREAKING UP WITH MY FRIEND

    I fought a man, but, I mean, when do I not? Has a man your friend was dating ever hit you up thinking he had a chance not knowing you were both in cahoots this whole time? This one did! Another day, another narc. Let me spell the drama out for you.

  46. 41

    MY PSYCHO EX WON'T LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE

    When you injure his abusive, manipulative, pathological lying ego so hard that he has a hard on for your new relationship and he keeps trying to approach my boyfriend trying to sabotage us when he listens to my pod and knows we talk about everything and that his efforts are futile.

  47. 40

    UPDATES ON MY PSYCHO EX AND SPEAKING TO HIS NEWEST VICTIM

    On the final and tenth episode of season 4, I update you on all the boy drama from the stalking to him trying to make my current boyfriend jealous.

  48. 39

    BEING A BRUTALLY HONEST MAN-EATER FOR THE CHAOTIC GOOD

    Spray Paint won't move on, women trying to compare themselves to me or steal my personality and calling out false flexes because I want you to upgrade.

  49. 38

    I'M FUCKING MY EX'S OFFICER PART 2

    When the ex Terminator-target locks onto you and sees you with your new boyfriend. Would you ever confront your supervisor about fucking your ex?

  50. 37

    I'M FUCKING MY EX'S OFFICER PART ONE

    A cautionary tale of undiagnosed men with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and the stress, manipulation and abuse that comes with it. In part two, the juicy drama commences.

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A place we can mean it with a multitude of rants, topics and most importantly, friends and guests.

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