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If it's Twisted

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Welcome to If it's Twisted, the podcast that was birthed from one southern gal's love of all things spooky, ooky, kooky, and downright disturbing. Nothing's too taboo, so if you have a weak constitution, get ready to squirm. Goosebumps, noodly spines, and nightmares. Gather the children and let's get started! Got a story you want us to cover? Email us at [email protected]!

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Episodes

  1. Have You Ever Licked a Van Gogh?

    What do a banana, a goldfish, and period blood all have in common? Guess you'll have to listen to find out. Also, a warning. This one is LONG. Feel free to listen to it all at once, or a little at a time. The choice is yours. Second, Taylor's voice changes about halfway through. The gods only…

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  2. The One Where Taylor Didn't Sleep a Wink Afterwards

    Back in the day, the Bell Witch was as famous as Beyonce. Even garnering the attention of a future president. In this episode, Taylor, Jared, and JD discuss their own paranormal interactions, the infinite possibilities of the universe, and what happens after you die. Obviously, they're the…

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  3. Pumpkin Spice Enemas and Miss Grand Supreme

    In this episode, Taylor and Trey discuss Trey's chemical burns, shaving mishaps, and the infamous case of JonBenet Ramsey. As always, Taylor has the facts and Trey has opinions. Join them as they speculate wildly and come so close to solving the case they can feel the tiara in their clutches.

  4. Coffee with Cream, No Arsenic

    In this episode, Taylor and Melissa represent their home state of Alabama, discussing Rhonda Bell Martin and Nannie Doss. Two genteel southern housewives with a habit of adding a little something extra to their homemade prune cakes and fried chicken. And no, it wasn't love. Or garlic powder.…

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  5. The Nurturing Spirit of the Female Cannibal

    Since the beginning of time, women have been tasked with nourishing the family and providing food. Sometimes, they had to get a little creative. One woman, Klara Mauerova, got it backwards, and instead of feeding her family, well... you'll just have to listen to find out. As you're listening, ask...

  6. Couldn't I Just Fight a Lion Instead?

    Whooooooooo this one's a doozy. Taylor and Professor Miller discuss something that makes EVERYONE uncomfortable: genital mutilation. You read that right, folks. From Africa to America, they discuss the risks and rituals of circumcision and genital cutting. Is it really more hygienic to have a...

  7. The Family that Slays Together Stays Together

    Taylor and Trey are back! This time, they've drug Trey's sister Kailee along for the ride! As usual, Trey only vaguely followed the prompt, and there are definitely random bursts of singing. Chatting about family values, supportive parents, and the sturdy stock from which they're built, Taylor,...

  8. Dicking Down the Patriarchy

    In this episode, Taylor and Trey can't stay on topic to save their lives. Trey's suggestion of discussing women who kill their abusers went flying out the window when he chose to cover the story of the infamous Evelyn Dick, a woman who had more men than Imelda Marcos had shoes. Taylor, however,...

  9. Leather Daddies and Rogue Lesbians

    Happy Pride one and all! And what better way to celebrate the LGBT community than talking about our killer queen Aileen and sexy leather daddy Patrick Kearney. Taylor and Katie give a call to action for the lesbians of the world, and as usual, burst into song at the most random times. This…

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  10. If the World Ends, Do I Still Have to Go to Work?

    In this episode, Taylor and Jared discuss doomsdayers John Hagee and William Tapley, aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse. Are they on the crazy train, or do they know something we don't? Seals riding horses, Zombie Prince's Thousand Year Purple Reign, Satan's AOL dial-up, basil prayers, and the...

  11. Relaxation Techniques and Cooking Tips from Your Friendly Neighborhood Cannibals

    On episode 2, Taylor and Jakey are serving up some fresh nipples and sautéed wieners as they discuss cannibal killers Andre Chikatilo and Armin Meiwis. Vodka and chill with the relaxing sounds of blood gurgling from knife wounds as you enjoy the Armin Meiwis Cooking Show.

  12. Sippin' Wine with Aunt Dixie

    In this first episode, Taylor and Katie discuss the famed Sloss Furnace and Bryce Hospital. With absolutely no evidence, they solve century old deaths, debate if they'd rather be chopped up or crushed to death, and in a turn that shocks no one, get off topic and start telling their own paranormal...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to If it's Twisted, the podcast that was birthed from one southern gal's love of all things spooky, ooky, kooky, and downright disturbing. Nothing's too taboo, so if you have a weak constitution, get ready to squirm. Goosebumps, noodly spines, and nightmares. Gather the children and let's get started! Got a story you want us to cover? Email us at [email protected]!

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Welcome to If it's Twisted, the podcast that was birthed from one southern gal's love of all things spooky, ooky, kooky, and downright disturbing. Nothing's too taboo, so if you have a weak constitution, get ready to squirm. Goosebumps, noodly spines, and nightmares. Gather the children and let's...

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