If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast

After Dark is back… and this time we brought Sam’s ex (or is he?) on to talk about sex 😅In this episode, we’re answering real questions from a men vs women perspective — no filters, no sugarcoating. From confidence vs skill to what actually makes it good… we said what people usually don’t.Then we take it even further with a chaotic round of Never Have I Ever 👀This one gets awkward, funny, and a little too honest.🎙️ Podcast: If You Don’t Say It, I Will💬 Comment your thoughts — we wanna know if you agree or not👍 Like & Subscribe for more After Dark episodes

In Episode 11, we talk about the Athena Strand trial and why this case hits so close to home for us as moms in Texas. We share our reactions to what’s been presented in court, the parts that disturbed us most, and the real conversations we’re having with our own kids about safety, strangers, boundaries, and trusting your gut. This episode is heavier than usual, but it’s an important one.

Did a group of dolphins really kidnap a man for 3 days and force him to help build an underwater city… led by a dolphin named Gerald? Yeah, that’s the story — and we had to talk about it.In this episode, we go down the rabbit hole of one of the weirdest stories we’ve ever seen, plus the very real history of government dolphin experiments, military training programs, and the question nobody seems to answer: why are dolphins always involved in the craziest shit?We also play a savage round of “This or That” that says way too much about us.If you’re into unhinged conspiracy theories, chaotic opinions, and the kind of conversations that spiral in the best way possible, this one’s for you.Comment your theory: was this whole thing bullshit… or is Gerald hiding something?#podcast #comedy #dolphins #conspiracy #funnywomen #storytime

In Episode 9 of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we read wild relationship stories, give brutally honest advice, and react exactly how you’d expect us to. From secret kids and obsessed exes to controlling boyfriends and toxic relationship drama, this episode is chaotic from start to finish. Then we completely derail with a word game that goes off the rails fast. If you like unfiltered conversations, real opinions, and laughing at other people’s bad decisions, this one’s for you.Follow, comment, and send us more stories for future episodes.

Welcome back to If You Don’t Say It, I Will 😈This is our After Dark episode, so yeah… viewer discretion is advised.In this episode, we’re breaking down:    •    The DO’S & DON’TS in the bedroom (that nobody is saying out loud 👀)    •    The biggest mistakes people are making    •    What actually makes a differenceAND THEN…We read some of the most unhinged, wild, and straight-up questionable stories from the internet and react to them in real time.Let’s just say…Some of y’all should’ve kept this to yourselves 💀⸻💬 Got your own story? Send it in (anonymous or not) — we might read it next episode.👍 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share with someone who needs this advice…

This week on If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we read some of the most unhinged news stories we could find and honestly… we might be the sane ones.From a man faking his own kidnapping to avoid a birthday party, to someone firing a gun at a tornado, to a woman suing GEICO after getting an STD in a car — this episode is full chaos from start to finish. Then we switch gears and put our friendship to the test with a brutally honest “how well do you really know me?” game that gets way too real way too fast.If you like wild stories, best friend banter, dark humor, and absolutely unnecessary honesty, this one’s for you.In this episode:Unhinged real news storiesBlind reactions and chaotic commentary“How well do you know your best friend?” gameToxic traits, insecurities, hot takes, and way too much honestySubscribe for new episodes of If You Don’t Say It, I Will every week.#podcast #comedypodcast #bestfriendpodcast

Welcome back to If You Don’t Say It, I Will with Sam and Aymee.This week, we’re telling the story of how a simple mission to get a cat for Sam’s sister somehow turned into one of the weirdest trailer park experiences of our lives. What started as “let’s go catch a cat” turned into foil-covered windows, suspicious stares, random kids popping out of nowhere, getting called the cat patrol, and somehow leaving with a cat anyway.Then we switch gears and put absolute weirdos on trial in our new segment, Red Flag Court, where the cases are ridiculous, the defenses are even worse, and Judge Sam and Judge Aymee are clearly unqualified.If you like chaotic storytelling, small-town weirdness, and unfiltered conversations, this one is for you. And yes, keep watching through the end for the bloopers.In this episode:    •    the insane trailer park cat story    •    how we accidentally looked like the “cat patrol”    •    the cat’s new life after the rescue    •    Red Flag Court: blind courtroom improv chaos    •    bloopers at the endLike, comment, subscribe, and send us your craziest cat story, courtroom story, or random chaotic life moment.#IfYouDontSayItIWill #Podcast #FunnyPodcast #Storytime #TrailerParkChaos #CatStory #RedFlagCourt #ComedyPodcast #WomenPodcasters #ChaoticStories

Relationships aren’t Pinterest boards. They’re messy, loud, evolving, and sometimes confusing as hell.In this episode, Sam and Aymee get real about:• Communication struggles in marriage• Growing at different speeds• Rebuilding trust after hurt• Spark vs. safety• Why commitment is a decision• Finances, faith, politics, parenting & alignment• And what actually keeps a relationship alive long termWe talk about losing yourself, finding yourself again, therapy, pride, ego, and what it really means to choose someone when things aren’t easy.We are not professionals. We are not perfect.We’re just honest.And then we lighten it up with an absolutely unhinged “Would You Rather: Marriage Edition” that might expose us more than intended.If you’re stuck, struggling, rebuilding, questioning, or just trying to make it through your own season — this one’s for you.Like, subscribe, share, and DM us your chaos.

Welcome to our FIRST After Dark episode… and yes, we went there. 😏In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, Sam and Aymee are joined by Sam’s sisters for an unfiltered conversation about men vs women in the bedroom.We talk about:• Why men and women experience sex differently• The “protocol” women wish men understood• Ego, performance pressure, and orgasm politics• Foreplay (and why it doesn’t start at 10PM)• Confidence vs overconfidence• Jealousy, fantasies, insecurities• Who’s Most Likely To… (After Dark Edition 👀)Four women. Two mics. Absolute chaos.We’re not therapists. We’re not experts. Just married women being honest about intimacy, connection, and what actually works for us.Drop a comment if something we said resonated with you — and if you want us to read your anonymous stories in the next After Dark episode, send us a DM.Like, subscribe, and welcome to After Dark. 🔥#AfterDark #MenVsWomen #MarriageTalk #RelationshipPodcast #Intimacy #WomenUnfiltered

In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we’re talking about the recently unsealed court documents connected to Jeffrey Epstein — and how something labeled “conspiracy” for years suddenly became public record.Before we dive in: We are reacting to publicly released court documents. If a name appears in a filing, that does NOT equal guilt. Association is not conviction. We are not accusing anyone of crimes — we’re discussing what’s documented and how it impacts us as mothers and as people of faith.This episode isn’t about politics. It’s about power, discernment, and protecting our kids.We talk about:• How media narratives shift over time• Why this hits differently as parents• The role of faith when confronting evil• Why awareness matters — but obsession doesn’tAnd because we’re still us… we end the episode with a chaotic “Would You Rather: Elite Chaos Edition” game to lighten the mood.If this episode made you think, feel, or laugh — make sure to like, subscribe, and leave us a review. It helps more than you know.#IfYouDontSayItIWill #CurrentEvents #FaithAndCulture #Podcast

Welcome back to If You Don’t Say It, I Will — I’m Sam and I’m Amy, and today we did something that sounded fun… and then immediately became a problem.We asked people from our past (middle school, high school, early adulthood) to send in how they remember us — stories, descriptions, chaos, and a few “oh… so THAT’S my reputation” moments. Some were sweet, some were savage, and some made us realize we probably shouldn’t have been allowed outside unsupervised.Then we cap it off with the Whisper Challenge / Headphone Game… which turns into pure unhinged nonsense the second the music starts.If you grew up with us and you’ve got a story: send it in. Voice note or text is fine — anonymous if you want — and we’ll read/react in a future episode.Subscribe + leave a review (good, bad, whatever — we’ll take the attention).New episodes every week.🖤 Follow us⚠️ Note: Names/identifying details may be changed or left out.#IfYouDontSayItIWill #Podcast #Storytime #WhisperChallenge #SmallTownDrama

What would happen if our podcast actually blew up?In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we spiral into everything that would absolutely destroy us if we ever became famous — cancel culture, paparazzi catching us in Adam Sandler outfits, fake brand deals we’d never survive, and why being “on” all the time sounds like a nightmare.We also play a chaotic guessing game where we describe famous people like they’re our personal friends… and somehow it makes sense.Unfiltered, unhinged, and exactly why we probably shouldn’t be famous — but still want the money.🎧 New episodes weekly🎙️ Hosted by Sam & Amyee

We took a break, life happened, and somehow things got even wilder.In this Season 2 premiere, we’re catching you up on everything:– Buying land and moving into a camper– Surgery, healing, and getting our energy back– Marriage, growth, and figuring shit out in real time– And… a rap battle that probably should’ve stayed off the internetSame shed. Same chaos. Same zero filter conversations — just a new season and a lot more stories to tell.🎧 New episodes every Monday📲 Follow us on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook & YouTube💬 Drop a comment and tell us where you’re listening from

We officially filmed our Halloween episode at night… and chaos broke loose.From haunted baby monitors and creepy stalker stories to Sam’s mom calling in with real ghost encounters — this one’s a ride.Oh, and a rat literally ran up the wall mid-recording. We screamed. We cried. We might be possessed.Then we played our new favorite game: “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” where we decide if someone’s demon-level or just toxic.This episode had everything: jump scares, bad decisions, holy water, and a whole lot of unhinged laughter.🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts📺 Watch full video podcast every week!Subscribe for more chaos, truth, and laughter from Sam & Aymee — the country girls who say what everyone’s thinking.🪦 Timestamps (optional for SEO):00:00 – Intro + Halloween chaos04:12 – Haunted baby monitor story14:33 – Man at the gate story26:40 – Sam’s mom calls in with a real ghost story36:20 – The rat incident (you have to see this 😭)42:10 – “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” game begins57:15 – Outro + howling laughter and chaos

We watched Monsters: The Ed Gein Story and immediately needed therapy — and microphones.This week we break down the wildest parts of the Netflix series, the real Ed Gein story, and play the most chaotic game ever: Would You Survive a Horror Movie?Guest: Rachel (Sam’s sister, aka our chaos twin).Warning: Cackling, adult language, and dark humor ahead.👻 New episodes every Tuesday — Happy Halloween, weirdos.

The internet’s wildest feud just hit our microphones. This week, Sam and Aymee dive head-first into the Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj chaos — every tweet, every insult, every “she said WHAT?!” moment.From calling out momma-bear boundaries to laughing through the mess, we give our unfiltered take on the drama that broke the internet. Then, we play our most chaotic game yet — What’s in the Box? — where we blindly touch mystery items (and instantly regret it).PLUS:💍 Aymee’s engaged!🐾 Sam’s starting a FeetFinder (yes, really).🏡 New ranch, new chapter, same unhinged energy.🎧 Listen every Monday:Follow us everywhere:TikTok | Instagram | Facebook → @IfYouDontSayItIWillPodcastAbout the show:Two country best friends, one mic, zero filters. Real stories, wild humor, mom moments, and no topic off-limits.

This week we dove headfirst into some of the *wildest roommate horror stories* we could find — from Craigslist chaos to a Shia LaBeouf-obsessed girl to “WTF did I just read?” Reddit confessions. 🫠And of course… we brought back our fan-favorite game: **Put a Finger Down** (with questions that might expose way too much about us).✨ Want YOUR story on the pod? DM us your wildest roommate or “you won’t believe this” moment and we’ll roast it live.🎙️ If You Don’t Say It, I Will — every Monday.👉 Don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode. The views are showing up… but where are the subs, y’all? 

In Episode 17, Sam and Aymee return from hiatus with a mix of chaos and growth. From Riley Green concert stories and signs that almost worked, to grounding with kids, therapy breakthroughs, and reconnecting with God — the girls dive into their healing era.Then it’s game time: Old Me vs New Me. They test just how “healed” they really are when faced with flirty strangers, crazy exes, and Walmart line-cutters. Spoiler: the spider monkey might still come out.💬 What would YOUR “old me vs new me” answers be? Drop them in the comments!📌 Don’t forget to subscribe — new episodes drop every Monday.Follow us on TikTok for daily chaos

Our first-ever call-in guest did not disappoint. Sam’s sister Rachel joined us to tell the craziest dating story you’ve ever heard — it starts with a Facebook Dating match and ends with a reveal that left us all speechless. 🚩From red flags to arcade awkwardness to the jaw-dropping finale, we break it all down and roast her (with love). Then we played Who’s More Likely To: Dating Chaos Edition and let’s just say… some of these hit too close to home.We also catch you up on life:Aymee’s rodeo flag-running chaos (and almost getting thrown on the Cowboy Channel) 🐎Sam’s healing trip + Riley Green concert plans 🎶Why Sam finally bought her first truck (Big Mama 🛻)Hit play for dating disasters, rodeo chaos, and sister drama — all raw, all unfiltered.👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on Spotify, Apple, and YouTube so you don’t miss what’s next.

Sam and Amy swap wild, unfiltered stories about their first nights out after calling it quits on nearly decade-long marriages—and let’s just say their experiences could not have been more different. From crying at Billy Bob’s to full-on revenge partying, flirting with French cowboys who don’t speak English, spontaneous Harley rides in a red dress (no shoes, no underwear), and late-night IHOP disasters, nothing’s off-limits. Plus, they close out the episode with a game of “Would She Still Be Our Friend or Blocked from the Group Chat?”—where post-divorce girl’s night behavior gets put to the ultimate test.

This one’s for the tired moms, the reformed feral kids, and anyone who’s ever washed poop off a crib.In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee dive headfirst into the unfiltered chaos of parenting — from their own mom fails (some of which include literal shit art, and forgotten school pickups) to how their parenting styles stack up against the 90s beat-your-ass era. They read a submission from Aymees’s mom about what it was really like raising kids in the 90s while figuring out her sexuality, and then they end the episode with a game of “Parenting Fail or Just Bad Parenting?” — and yes, they absolutely call some of y’all out.

We threw the wildest redneck party of the year — and survived (barely). In this episode, we recap our gender reveal gone right, a white trash kickball bash featuring pregnant strippers and lawnmower races, and end it all with a game of Redneck or Rebellious that exposes way too much.From body shots off Monster Energy tattoos to dip-spit horror stories and missing fingers making surprise cameos… this episode is exactly the chaos you needed today.👖 Who slid across plastic wrap and threw out their back?👶 Who planned the gender reveal with explosives?🚜 Who got kicked out of a folding table mid-bob for apples?You’re just gonna have to listen.⚠️ Viewer discretion advised: this is not your mama’s podcast.Timestamps00:00 – Intro + Gender Reveal Recap03:45 – Redneck Kickball Prep & Costume Chaos10:16 – Bobbing for Apples & Folding Table Fails14:00 – Pool Wrestling + Lawnmower Street Racing28:33 – Redneck or Rebellious Game44:00 – Bloopers + End of Night MayhemSubscribe & Join the Trashy Fun:🔥 TikTok: @ifyoudontsayit🎧 All Platforms: If You Don’t Say It I Will📸 IG: @ifyoudontsayitpod👕 Merch coming soon…

In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee get real about what it takes to finally let go of the things — and people — that don’t serve you anymore. From divorces and dead friendships to haunted trailers and messy sneaky links, this one’s raw, chaotic, and lowkey healing.🎮 PLUS: We play “How Would You Survive…” and it goes off the rails fast.Timestamps:0:00 Intro1:02 Letting go of people, friendships, and your marriage10:45 Living with your ex post-breakup15:00 Letting go while still loving them25:30 Game: How Would You Survive…50:00 Kickball chaos + trailer trash bash plans56:00 Final thoughts + bloopersSubscribe for new episodes every Monday! 🖤#HealingThroughChaos #PodcastForWomen #IfYouDontSayItIWILL

We’re back with unhinged dating horror stories that will have you questioning every man with a tattoo and a truck. From Sam’s ex stealing jackhammers for meth (yes, seriously) to Amy barely escaping a full-blown stalker situation—this episode gets DARK, funny, and brutally honest.Then, we lighten it up with a savage game of Ick or Nah? where we judge men for doing things like clapping when planes land, calling their mom “my queen,” and having their mattress on the floor.✨ WARNING: This episode contains zero grace and a lot of red flags.💀 Tag your bestie who needs to hear this.💅🏼 Rate, share, and subscribe to stay in the chaos.#DatingHorrorStories #IfYouDontSayItIWill #IckOrNah #RedFlags #ModernDating #PodcastClip #ToxicMen #DatingPodcast #StorytimePodcast #ViralPodcast #FunnyPodcast #GirlsTalk #ExposedSeries #TikTokPodcast #SpotifyPodcast

In this raw and emotional episode, Sam opens up about the truth behind her divorce — from betrayal, broken trust, and raising kids under the same roof as your ex… to choosing herself and healing out loud.Aymee shares her own story of heartbreak and lessons learned, and together they tackle the question: How do you leave someone you still love?💔 If you’ve ever felt stuck, torn, or betrayed — this one’s for you.Then we lighten the mood with “Who Would Survive… Divorce Edition” — because if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry (again).🖤 DM us your story — divorce, breakup, cheating, or closure gone wrong — and we might read it on the podcast.🎧 Subscribe + follow for more unfiltered chaos and healing:TikTok | Instagram | YouTube | Spotify | Apple Podcasts#divorcetok #healingjourney #podcastforwomen #ifyoudontsayitiwill

We asked for advice submissions, and y’all delivered 😅In this episode, we go full good-cop/bad-cop on:💔 Best friends dating exes🤰 Dads who stop finding you attractive after birth🥊 Snoopin’ in journals🧼 Shady gym “friends”🧠 Burner accounts, unfiltered chaos, and a game of “Hot Girl or Red Flag?”If you’ve ever screamed “beat her ass!” at your speaker, this episode’s for you.💥 New episodes every Monday🎧 Available on Spotify, Apple, YouTube & more▶️ Watch us on YouTube📲 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @ifyoudontsayitiwill💌 Send us your stories!

🎧 Episode 8: Shrooms, Swords & Severed FingersWe went viral… and not for the podcast. Nope — Sam’s booty stole the spotlight 👀💀This week, we:Spill on going viral (and still doing laundry)Tell a batsht crazy* story involving shrooms, a pit bull, a katana, and a severed finger 🤯Play a filthy “Would You Rather” with questions we definitely should not answer on the internet 😅This episode is unhinged, raunchy, and weirdly heartfelt. You’ve been warned.💬 Got a crazier story than ours? DM us or email it — we might read it next.

In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we skipped the petty drama (barely) and took the high road… straight into our DMs.We’re talking healing, blocking as self-care, and the most unhinged messages we’ve ever received — including a guy trying to pay us $600 for a catfight video in leggings (yes, really). Plus, we play a savage game of “Too Far or Just Enough?” featuring fake pregnancies, sex tapes with laugh tracks, and revenge via Google Calendar.🎙️ Topics:– Cutting people off in your healing era– Weirdest DMs we’ve ever gotten– Too Far or Just Enough? (game segment)– Why men might be scared of us nowSubscribe for weekly chaos, savage takes, and the rawest girl talk this side of the internet.🔗 Listen on Spotify, Apple & all major podcast platforms📲 Follow us: @ifyoudontsayitiwill#healingera #weirddms #podcastgirls #funnypodcast #ifyoudontsayitiwill

We asked y’all to send in your wildest anonymous stories… and this episode spiraled FAST 💀From unexpected swingers to 4-foot bongs to a butt plug gone way too far — we read, rated, and reacted without holding back.Plus: our game “Who Would Survive?” is back with even more chaos.New episodes every Monday 💅

What happens when you give two country girls explosives, go live on TikTok, and ask brutally honest questions in a game of “Rapid R-Rated Fire”? Total chaos.In this episode, Sam and Aymee recap their most unhinged live stream yet — from forehead jokes and farting on-air to getting banned over southern slang. Then they dive into how they accidentally ruined a gender reveal with way too much Tannerite and not enough color powder.Plus: wild bunny hunts, redneck drinking games, and a round of rapid-fire questions that got way too real.

This week, we dive deep into the Diddy trial, Cassie’s shocking testimony, and all the Hollywood chaos that’s coming to light. From baby oil and freak-offs (not the fun kind) to conspiracy theories, alleged coverups, and our unfiltered take on victim-blaming—this one gets intense.Then, of course, we completely derail into bees attacking us mid-recording, vampire justice, and an unhinged round of “Would You Rather?” that ends with one of us sweating mayonnaise and the other almost committing a felony.So basically… just another episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will.Timestamps:0:00 – Intro: “Did He Do It?”2:00 – Cassie’s story + freak-off breakdown8:00 – Hollywood conspiracies (Kim Porter, Bieber, Will Smith & more)17:00 – Celebrities we grew up on who spiraled20:00 – Our own stories + real talk on trauma32:00 – Would You Rather: unhinged edition49:00 – Bee attack, mayo sweat, and vampire vengeance50:00 – Outro & send us your crazy stories!Subscribe for new episodes every Monday!Like, comment, and tell us—Would YOU rather sweat mayo or smell like garlic forever?

We said we were just going out for one drink… and somehow ended up topless, drenched, and brawling in a dive bar. Welcome to Episode 3 of If You Don’t Say It, I Will — where we recap the wildest trail ride of our lives, a bar night gone sideways, a missing clip-in ponytail (RIP), and play the most chaotic Whisper Challenge you’ve ever heard.Real talk. Country chaos. Mom life. Unfiltered.Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave us a wild story of your own in the comments.

We tried to be on our best behavior—promise. But you know us better than that by now. In this episode, we dive into the chaos of mom life, share way too much (as usual), and laugh our way through the things no one else wants to say out loud. From ridiculous stories to unfiltered opinions, we’re back and louder than ever. Buckle up, y’all.

In this kickoff episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we’re diving straight into the chaos — because what better way to start? We introduce ourselves, share the unfiltered story of how we met, and open up about some of the biggest transitions in our lives: Samantha’s separation and Aymee’s divorce. Of course, it wouldn’t be us without some laughs — so we wrap it up with a wild round of Who’s Most Likely To… where we hold nothing back. Buckle up — this is just the beginning.