If You Want Me to be Honest

Send a textThanksgiving Traditions, Skinny Dipping, and Drunken Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest PodcastJoin hosts Cindy and April, along with their special guest Brina, on a raucous episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest' as they dive into everything from holiday traditions to hilarious personal confessions. From mixing cocktails and debating the merits of skinny dipping to sharing wild family stories and Thanksgiving plans, this episode is packed with laughter and unfiltered honesty. Tune in to hear the trio's candid thoughts on friendship, family, and fun. Warning: this episode contains mature content and explicit language.00:00 Introduction to the Podcast00:50 Meet the Hosts and Guest01:14 Cocktail Time with Brina04:06 Family Dynamics and Traditions10:26 Thanksgiving and Holiday Plans13:13 Holiday Traditions and Personal Preferences18:42 Thanksgiving Preparations19:01 Birthday Plans and Work Rants19:51 Graduation and Family Dynamics21:08 Cruise Plans and Relationship Trust24:19 Generational Differences and Social Norms26:17 Skinny Dipping and Scandalous Stories35:08 Concluding Thoughts and Farewells

Send a textReal Talk & Holiday Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest PodcastWelcome back to 'If You Want Me to Be Honest'! In this episode, Cindy and April dive into a whirlwind of absurd topics with their signature wit and banter. From discussing the quirks of being tipsy, unveiling the drink of the day (Sex on a Snowbank), and the hilarious mishaps of misnaming each other, to a deep dive into reality TV and personal anecdotes. They reflect on Halloween costumes, upcoming Thanksgiving plans, and life updates. The episode is filled with humor, relatable moments, and a sprinkle of personal insights. It's an episode you don't want to miss. Grab a drink and join the fun!00:00 Welcome to the Podcast!00:23 Random Banter and Observations00:50 Drinks and Holiday Cheer03:20 Housewives and Reality TV11:20 Graduation and Future Plans13:15 Halloween Party Recap17:33 Flip Cup Frenzy18:05 Competitive Spirit19:46 Beer Pong and Bets20:30 Baby Shower Excitement21:55 Thanksgiving Preparations26:36 Hair Dye Disasters28:23 Reflecting on Aging31:24 Men and Menopause32:06 Wrapping Up

Send a textDecoding Modern Slang and Survival Stories - Gen X EditionIn this hilarious episode of 'Fart Dust and Language Lessons', we dive into the world of modern slang and compare it with Gen X lingo. Join us as we decode terms like 'Riz', 'It's Giving', 'Quiet Quitting', and more - all while sharing humorous life stories and personal anecdotes. From unexpected chickens to survivalist tales, and the generational divide, we cover it all. Grab your reading glasses, fill up your glasses with your favorite cocktail, and let's get this humorous mess started!00:00 Introduction and Opening Remarks00:26 Generational Humor and Aging01:32 Decoding Modern Slang02:08 Cocktails and Conversations03:24 Funny Anecdotes and Personal Stories04:38 More Slang and Generational Differences14:13 Made-Up Words and Mispronunciations17:42 Weekend Adventures and Food Talk27:22 Random Musings and Final Thoughts29:08 Sneaking into the Liquor Store29:20 Mark's Survival Skills32:45 Halloween Plans and Costumes34:43 Gen X Memories and Latchkey Kids35:38 Weekend Fun and Shopping45:29 Chicken Stories and New Pets55:14 Random Thoughts and Farewell

Send a textUnfiltered Chaos: Elevator Nightmares, Vegas Escapades, and Halloween PrepIn this episode of 'The Shit Show,' join April and Cindy as they dive into their latest adventures and mishaps. From vacation tales in Vegas, including a panic-inducing elevator blackout, to hilarious cocktail concoctions gone wrong, this episode is packed with unfiltered fun. They discuss their upcoming Halloween plans, curse-laden farts, and what they would tell their younger selves. Get ready for raw and unfiltered discussions with your favorite hot mess express conductors!00:00 Welcome to The Shit Show!00:34 Vacation Recap: Crazy Stories and Elevator Fiascos00:54 Cocktail Time: Redneck Mai Tai03:41 Vegas Adventures: Concerts, Slots, and Panic12:05 Halloween Plans and Costume Ideas16:26 Fart Talk: The Unfiltered Truth24:00 Advice to Our Younger Selves26:15 Reflecting on Parenthood Choices27:03 Marriage and Life Decisions27:31 Living Independently and Traveling29:54 Dreams of Missionary Work35:24 Friendships and Trust Issues37:10 Halloween Plans and Traditions44:30 Upcoming Events and Preparations47:52 Cosmetic Procedures and Aging50:40 Closing Remarks and Farewell

Send a textFlorida Shenanigans, Cocktails, and Unfiltered Fun - If You Want Me to Be Honest Episode 1Join April and Cindy on 'If You Want Me to Be Honest,' a podcast where they dive into raw, unedited discussions about life, love, and Florida's wild stories. Laugh along as they share cocktails, talk about funny news involving Florida's oddities, reminisce hilarious drunk antics, and answer spontaneous questions. This episode promises unfiltered fun, a cocktail recipe, and a bit of chaos. Follow their journey through entertaining segments and honest conversations that are sure to keep you hooked!00:00 Welcome to the Podcast00:33 A Crazy Day Begins01:38 Cocktail Time02:21 Funny Stories and Q&A09:56 Celebrity Swap and Reality TV15:29 Pets and Lazy Dinners24:06 Drinks and Awkward Middle School Memories24:35 Trends and Teenage Tics26:15 Funny News Stories from Florida27:00 Scuba Gear Robbery at Disney Springs29:56 Battery Charges in The Villages32:09 Alligator Encounter in Land O Lakes35:48 Manatee Molestation Incident39:45 Who's Most Likely Game43:40 Upcoming Plans and Final Thoughts

Send a textIf You Want Me to Be Honest: Episode on Charlie Kirk, Current Events, and MoreThis episode starts on a somber note as the hosts express their condolences for Charlie Kirk, following his critical condition after being shot at a campus event in Utah. They discuss the emotional impact on those present and briefly touch on the recent tragic events in North Carolina, including a young Ukrainian girl named Irena Za who was attacked. The conversation then shifts to the Idaho murders by Brian Kohberger, where the hosts express frustration over his jail complaints and lack of remorse. Balancing heavy topics with a lighter tone, they share humorous anecdotes, weekend plans, and upcoming events. The episode is characterized by its candid and sometimes irreverent discussions on recent news, personal stories, and plans for future content.00:00 Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk00:43 Discussing Recent Violent Incidents02:27 Train Stabbing Incident Analysis05:37 Mental Health and Crime14:32 Idaho Murder Suspect Discussion20:29 Lighthearted Weekend Recap24:39 Discussing Plans and Cruises25:00 Family Conversations and Birthdays28:12 Car Troubles and Mechanic Talk39:18 Reality TV and Pop Culture43:24 Podcast Plans and Social Media

Send a textFootball Frenzy and Cocktails: Touchdowns, Tailgating, and TalkJoin Cindy and April for a lively discussion about football, both college and NFL, as they sip on cocktails and share hilarious stories about tailgating, memorable games, and friendly rivalries. They also introduce a new drink called the 'Hurricane' in honor of the Miami Hurricanes and recall past adventures at various sporting events. Expect a blend of humor, spirited banter, and a sneak peek into their personal lives as fans. Remember to like, subscribe, and share for more entertaining episodes!00:00 Welcome and Introductions00:21 Cocktail Time: Introducing the Hurricane00:45 College Football Talk02:06 UCF Game Experience04:14 Special Guests and Funny Stories06:37 The Infamous Steelers vs. Broncos Game12:52 NFL Game Bets and Rivalries16:29 Football Fandom and Stadium Experiences24:33 Unexpected Conversations Begin24:48 Drinks and College Game Day25:51 Holiday Weekend Plans28:14 Birthday Weekend Plans31:28 Football Bets and Vegas Trips41:10 Random Stories and Final Thoughts

Send a textIcks and Cringe-Worthy Moments: From Drinks to Relationships | Episode 12Welcome back to 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' the podcast where we discuss all those little things that give us the ick and make us cringe! In this episode, we dive into various ick-worthy moments, including friendships, society, relationships, and even marriage. From tasty drinks with inappropriate names to pet peeves about spouses and awkward public encounters, we cover it all. Get ready for a hilarious and candid discussion as we share our honest opinions. Join us for a bumpy ride and share your own ick-worthy moments in the comments below!00:00 Introduction and Podcast Theme00:57 Discussing the New Drink03:40 Marriage Icks and Annoyances13:32 Friendship Icks and Annoyances18:17 Public Icks and Cringeworthy Moments20:31 A Strange Encounter at Popeyes21:05 The Cat Feeding Misunderstanding23:34 Public Embarrassment and Social Norms24:13 Annoying Movie Theater Behaviors25:04 Kids Acting Like Animals27:48 Public Arguments and Relationship Dynamics36:10 Workplace Pet Peeves40:49 Concluding Thoughts and Viewer Engagement

Send a textHilarious Drinks, Turtle Drama, and Fun Games! | If You Want Me to be HonestJoin Cindy and April as they dive into the fun and chaos of their latest podcast episode! They kick off by trying the intriguing Dragon Fruit Lagoon drink, leading to hilarious banter and a thorough discussion on its bizarre texture. The conversation then shifts to a captivating story about a 302-pound loggerhead turtle in Juno Beach, Florida, and its dramatic rescue and rehabilitation. Cindy and April share funny and personal anecdotes, talk about improbable fashion trends, and tackle the nuances of amusement parks, camping, and RV life. The episode wraps up with a lively game of 'Who's Most Likely To?' We guarantee laughter and honest conversations. Don't miss this one!00:00 Introduction and New Drink02:56 Turtle Talk: Loggerhead Adventures13:13 Alec Baldwin Lawsuit Discussion16:10 Sydney Sweeney and Cancel Culture25:11 Dragon Fruit and Personal Stories33:03 Camping Disasters and RV Woes35:29 Amusement Parks and Seasonal Preferences37:00 Clubbing and Social Dynamics40:16 Fashion Trends and Shapewear Struggles45:27 Family Group Texts and Bathroom Habits52:55 Most Likely To: Fun and Games01:03:12 Podcast Wrap-Up and Social Media Plugs

Send a textBroke Before The Bell Rings: Back to School Costs & Teacher StrugglesIn this episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest,' Cindy and April discuss the astronomical costs associated with back-to-school shopping and the financial burdens teachers face preparing their classrooms. They introduce a new drink, the Blueberry Coconut Mojito, while sharing laughs about their family life, past experiences, and the heat in Florida. Cindy and April also touch on various school-related topics, including the different approaches parents take when getting their kids ready for the school year and how teachers deserve more support and compensation. Remember to join in on the fun and share your thoughts!00:00 Introduction and Episode Theme00:11 New Drinks Taste Test01:37 Back to School Anxiety03:26 Decorating the Classroom05:03 The Cost of Teaching11:56 Teacher Salaries in Florida20:29 Teachers as First Responders21:02 Perks and Discounts for Teachers27:30 Discussing Teacher Preparedness29:51 School Shopping and Supplies32:10 Parenting Styles and Challenges42:39 Weekend Plans and Family Time51:09 Back to School Reflections

Send a textA Day of Drinks, Laughs, and Honest Relationships | April & Cindy's PodcastIn this episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest with April and Cindy,' the duo discuss their latest drink, the 'Purple Rain,' made by Scotty. They joke about turning their podcast into an 'alcoholic' show and share personal stories, including an emotional moment about Cindy's mom's birthday and a tribute to recently lost celebrities. They reflect on hair salon adventures, humorous family anecdotes, and Mark’s dermatologist visit. They also offer some lighthearted advice on parenting, stressing that they are not professionals. Tune in for laughs, personal confessions, and plenty of 'uhhuhs,' 'mmhms,' and 'yeah rights.'00:00 Introduction and Today's Drink00:58 Remembering Loved Ones01:51 Celebrity Losses and Coping Mechanisms02:45 Hair Salon Stories05:41 Weekend Plans and Anniversaries12:13 Family Visits and Childhood Memories27:24 Listener Questions and Parenting Advice33:02 Workplace Personas and Drinking Habits34:18 Shoutout to Stephanie and Drinking Occasions35:20 Tequila Talk and Drinking Preferences38:52 Parenting and Bonding with Children43:24 Mark's Rash and Doctor Visit49:37 Relationship Dynamics and Arguments50:45 Podcast Merch and Drinking Discussions52:31 Hair Dye and Aging01:04:46 Final Thoughts and Social Media Plugs

Send a textAnniversary Antics and Honest Conversations - If You Want Me To Be HonestJoin Cindy and April in this hilarious and candid episode of 'If You Want Me To Be Honest.' This week, the dynamic duo discusses their wedding anniversaries, shares crazy family stories, and debates the pros and cons of married life. From concocting special drinks made by Scotty to taking unexpected calls from friends, you'll be entertained by their honest and unfiltered banter. Don't miss out on their funny anecdotes, future plans, and a whole lot of unexpected laughter. Perfect for anyone needing a dose of raw and relatable humor!00:00 Introduction and Today's Agenda00:14 Discussing Scotty's Special Drink01:11 Call-In from Kim05:53 Weekend Recap: Shopping and Dining16:21 Beach Day and Paddle Boarding20:37 Anniversary Plans and Reflections26:56 Dog Ownership Woes27:50 Living Alone Fantasies28:24 Husband Annoyances29:33 Relationship Dynamics31:03 Household Habits32:46 Safety Concerns37:28 Mother's Quirks42:33 Anniversary Plans51:50 Podcast Wrap-Up

Send a textGod, Guns, and Chaos: 4th of July RecapIn this episode of 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' your hosts discuss the tumultuous events of the recent 4th of July holiday weekend, covering everything from floods in Texas to chaotic fireworks and tragic shootings. They dive into the Texas flood tragedy, including the inadequate water alarm systems, and touch on the broader issue of emergency preparedness. The conversation also highlights an alarming rise in shootings, recounting recent incidents in Chicago and Georgia. Additionally, they discuss 4th of July accidents involving boats and fireworks, and criticize the high costs of fireworks shows in cities like New York. The episode also features a fun recount of their personal 4th of July celebrations, complete with beach adventures, pool games, and a hilarious drinking game. The hosts close with a lighthearted discussion on protests and reflect on their memorable holiday experiences.00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview00:50 Tragic Texas Floods: A Somber Reflection02:41 The Need for Better Emergency Systems04:54 Gun Violence in America: A Grim Reality08:03 Boat Explosions and Firework Accidents13:48 Hot Dog Prices and 4th of July Celebrations19:15 Sports Highlights and Personal Anecdotes23:35 4th of July Personal Stories and Reflections25:16 Inflatable Paddleboard Mishap26:28 Beach Rescue Adventures27:03 4th of July Celebrations31:46 Fireworks and Safety Concerns34:59 Protests and Public Reactions38:54 Drinking Games and Fun Times45:11 Family and Reflections48:07 Conclusion and Sign-Off

Send a textFreestyle Friday: Concerts, Tattoos, and Technical GlitchesIn this impromptu episode, we dive into a wide range of topics, kicking off with a recap of a messed-up recording session from a live event featuring guests Zac and Brandon. We talk about a recent reggae concert, a cool bottle from a gastro pub, and the hilarity that ensued. The conversation veers into personal anecdotes, from embarrassing technical glitches to unforgettable SeaWorld trips, diet struggles, and unexpected fart stories. We also touch on tattoos, teaching jobs, and plans for future episodes. Join us for an unfiltered and fun-filled Friday chat!00:00 Introduction and Episode Theme00:15 Technical Glitch and Recap of Live Event02:00 Freestyle Friday and Reggae Concert03:19 Food Adventures and Fun Banter04:51 Workplace Stories and Friendly Teasing11:30 SeaWorld Trip and Cashless Society18:02 4th of July Plans and Family Fun19:22 Humorous Anecdotes and Fart Stories20:23 Zac's Funny Username21:25 Nicknames and Family Dynamics22:22 Tattoo Stories and Opinions25:32 Freestyle Friday: Random Conversations31:33 Body Image and Aging35:09 Weekend Plans and Family Updates39:05 Upcoming Episodes and Farewell

Send a textHow Our Reels Became Our Therapists | Episode 5In this lively and comedic episode, we dive into how social media reels act as our personal therapists and reveal unexpected insights the algorithm exposes about us. We discuss how our personal interests and issues are mirrored in the reels we watch and share, covering everything from food addictions to work-related humor. We'll also talk about the importance of self-love, analyze some self-help quotes, and hilariously critique each other's reactions. Plus, we share a special shoutout to a family member and explain why we're sporting matching shirts in honor of the military. Join us for laughs, honest opinions, and a bit of self-reflection!00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview00:51 Analyzing Our Reels: Food and Work Issues01:53 Friendship and Reels: Sharing and Relating02:24 Therapy Talk: Personal Experiences and Humor02:45 Celebrating the Army Anniversary03:40 Back to Therapy: Analyzing Reels and Quotes07:48 Therapist vs. Content Creator: Guessing Game14:08 Self-Help Videos: Reactions and Opinions22:14 Energy Dynamics and Personality Differences22:42 Red Bull Preferences and Bougie Habits23:12 Therapy and Self-Help Discussion24:41 Journaling and Personal Reactions31:57 Food Therapy and Family Dynamics41:22 Outro and Acknowledgements

Send a textWhen Friendship Breakups Hurt More Than Romantic OnesIn today's episode, the hosts dive into the complexities of friendship breakups and how they can sometimes feel more painful than romantic breakups. The discussion includes personal anecdotes, lessons learned from past friendships, and the impact of honesty within relationships. They also touch on the importance of maintaining healthy boundaries and the role social media plays in friendships. The conversation is filled with humor, candid confessions, and a look at how different friendships have shaped their lives.00:00 Introduction: Friendship Breakups Hurt More00:10 Personal Experiences with Friendship Breakups01:43 Honesty in Friendships04:35 Family Dynamics and Ghosting07:16 Balancing Friendships and Family09:22 Humor and Coping Mechanisms10:53 Deep Friendships and Their Impact11:51 The Worst Friend Ever12:19 Tolerating Friendships12:50 Honesty and Humor in Friendships15:44 Blocking on Social Media16:36 Respecting Boundaries17:31 Petty Arguments and Reconciliation20:17 Upcoming Live Event21:29 Conclusion and Farewell

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