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I'm not here to argue
by Gherkin Picklewater
An ongoing lighthearted non-argument between partners.
Episodes
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s02e17 I'm Not Here To Argue About Terror Vault, Peaches Christ, The Sheep Detectives, and being in a play.
In this episode, Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Peaches Christ's Terror Vault immersive theatre experience, "Slashed: Return to Hellvile", the film "The Sheep Detectives," and being in a play. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever...
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s02e16 I'm Not Here To Argue About Kev on Stage, Grief Sucks, a Live Action Roleplay show, Alice in Wonderland and being too busy
In this episode, Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Kev on Stage and his one-man show "Grief Sucks", being too busy and two roles Gherkin was recently cast in. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s02e15 I'm Not Here To Argue About The Girl of the Golden West, Annaconda, Coyote vs Acme, and a Nigerian Wedding in Texas
In this episode, Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss their trip to Texas for a Nigerian wedding, the Opera Girl of the Golden West in Santa Cruz, and two movies: Annaconda and Coyote vs. Acme. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s02e13 I'm Not Here to Argue About The Hollywood Fringe Festival, Supergirl, Saying I Love You, and Being Supported
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss their trip and shows in the Hollywood Fringe Festival 2026, pursuing their art, being supported, and the movie Supergirl. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s02e12 I'm Not Here to Argue About New Year's Goal's and the Movie 27 Dresses
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss some of their goals for the New Year, their upcoming shows, procrastination, and the film 27 dresses. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s02e11 I'm Not Here to Argue About Dinner Parties, Discomfort, and Difficult Conversations
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss a wonderful solstice party, uncomfortable conversations,and the support of your friends and loved ones. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s02e10 I'm Not Here to Argue About a Big Gig, A Bowling Party, Legacy, Big Feelings, and Zootopia 2
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Gherkin's big corporate gig, the Velvet Fist's bowling party, the movie Zootopia 2, and big feelings regarding legacy, bravery, and failure. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s02e09 I'm Not Here to Argue About A Trip to Vegas, Two Birthdays, a Wedding, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and a Funeral.
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss several trips, holidays, and events that have occured since the last episode went up. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s02e08 I'm Not Here to Argue About Superman, KPOP Demon Hunters, The SF Fringe Festival and Terror Vault 2025
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the movies Superman, and Kpop Demon Hunters, The SF Fringe Festival, The Terror Vault 2025 offerings, and lots of relationship stuff. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s02e07 I'm Not Here to Argue About Remembering Each Other Fondly
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss their fond memories of their relationship and how they want to rememebr each other. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s02e06 I'm Not Here to Argue About Fantastic Four, Ironheart, the Apocalypse, and work habits
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the film The Fantastic Four - First Steps, The T.V. Show Ironheart, changes to Gherkin's one-man variety show Due to an Unforeseen Apocalypse, and their work habits. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link:...
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s02e05 I'm Not Here to Argue About Clowns and Feelings
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss clowns and feelings. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s02e04 I'm Not Here to Argue About Thunderbolts, Sinners, and Gherkin's Show
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Gherkin's new show and the movies Sinners and Thunerbolts. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s02e03 I'm Not Here to Argue About an Unforeseen Apocalypse, Broken Ribs, Ketchup and Honey Mustard
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss Gherkin's new show Due to an Unforeseen Apocalypse, his broken ribs, and his distaste for ketchup and honey mustard. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s02e02 I'm Not Here to Argue about the history of clowns, the movie Captain America Brave New World and a general catch up
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the history of clowns in America, the new Captain America movie and catch up on all that has gone on since their last episode. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s02e01 I'm Not Here to Argue about Tim Curry, Peaches Christ, Brothers, Vamps, Silver Spoons and the State of the World
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss An Evening with Tim Curry and Peaches Chirist, the T.V. shows Silver Spoons and The A Team, and the movies Brothers and Vamps, and sidetrack briefly into competition, salaries, and the state of the world. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link:...
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s01e169 I'm Not Here To Argue About the Art, Pain, Heathers, and Saturday Night
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss the relationship between art and painand how it affects their lives, and then chat about the movies Heathers and Saturday Night. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s01e168 I'm Not Here To Argue About the Falsettos and Sunsets, Roadhouse, Fall Guy, Red One, Bettlejuice Bettlejuice, & Mr Mom
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss The clown show Flasettots and Sunsets, and the movies Roadhouse, Fall Guy, Red One, Bettlejuice Bettlejuice, & Mr Mom. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s01e167 I'm Not Here To Argue About the Year in Review and Looking Towards the Future
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss 2024 and look forward at 2025. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e166 I'm Not Here To Argue About Money, Health, and Family
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss their health and diets, who's money is who's, and their respective families commitments. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e165 I'm Not Here To Argue About Food, Disordered Eating and Learning a Musical Instrument
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss their attidtudes towards food and eating and their current respective journeys towards learning a musical instrument. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s01e164 I'm Not Here To Argue About Birthdays (Again), Thanksgiving, and Family Stress
In this episode Gherkin and the Velvet Fist discuss her birthay party, dancing, Thanksgiving and mom stress. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e163 I'm Not Here To Argue About Birthdays, Halloween, and Being a Performer
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss Haloween, Birthdays and Being a performer. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e162 I'm Not Here To Argue About Creative Careers and the Terror Vault
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss how they as creatives ended up in jobs that require so much accounting, (which shouldn't be creative) and a visit to the Terror Vault in SF. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link:...
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s01e161 I'm Not Here To Argue About Logistics, Budgeting, and Birthdays
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss birthday planning, Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e160 I'm Not Here To Argue About Neighbors and Communities
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss their relationships with their neighbors, families and community. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e159 I'm Not Here To Argue About Illness and Worry
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss illness, worrying about each other, and showtunes, Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e158 I'm Not Here To Argue About Deadpol and Wolverine, Aquaman 2 and Dropout
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss the movies Deadpool and Wolverine, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, and the streaming service Dropout. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s01e156 I'm Not Here To Argue About In Sickness and Health
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss how helath and sickness affect their relationships and their views of each other. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e156 I'm Not Here To Argue About a Trip to Oklahoma
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss the trials and tribulations of a recent trip to Oklahoma. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e155 I'm Not Here To Argue About Selfishness and Support
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss Selfishness and Support of one another in their relationship. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e154 I'm Not Here To Argue About Queerness and Promiscuity in Cis-Het relationships
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss Queerness and Promiscuity in their relationships. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e153 I'm Not Here To Argue About Progressing in Life
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss progressing in their careers and personal lives. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e152 I'm Not Here To Argue About the Reality of the Colonoscopy
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss making decisions, colonoscopies, and the recurrence of cancer in our lives. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e151 I'm Not Here To Argue About Mother's, Clutter and Friendship
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss relationships with our mothers, the abundance of stuff in our lives, and our attempts to keep our friendships alive. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s01e150 I'm Not Here To Argue About Work, Health, and Therapy
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss therapy, colon cancer, work life balance, and the Amazon Prime series Fallout. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e149 I'm Not Here To Argue About Cringe, Gender Presentation, and Fallout
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss the various and opposing things they find cringe, Gherkin's gender presentation, the violence of men, and the tv show Fallout and the movie Bottoms. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link:...
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s01e148 I'm Not Here To Argue About Aderall, Things We Are Proud Of, Recognizing Accomplishments
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss their things they are proud of, recognizing accomplishments, and taking aderall. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e147 I'm Not Here To Argue About How Our Aesthetics Define Us
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss their aesthetic choices, decisioning, and going away parties. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e146 I'm Not Here To Argue About Positivity vs Honesty and Blakes Seven
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss roleplaying games, positivty versus honesty and the 70's British SCFI tv show Blake's Seven. Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e146 I'm Not Here To Argue About A Strange Time in our Lives
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss Questions, Hotels, and Infidelity. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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s01e145 I'm Not Here To Argue About Stage Presence, Ice Spice, the Perfect Partner, and the movie Roadhouse
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss stage presence, what makes a good performer, Ice Spice, what makes an ideal partner and the seminal 80's hit Roadhouse. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link:...
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s01e144 I'm Not Here To Argue About Recapping a Trip to Nigeria
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss the Velvet Fist's trip to Nigeria and Gherkin's activities while she was gone. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever...
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s01e143 I'm Not Here To Argue About the Holidays and Leaving for Nigeria
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss the holidays and a suddent trip to Nigeria. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s01e142 I'm Not Here To Argue About Xmas, Exercise and Being Broke all the Time
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss exercising, Christmas feelings, and always being broke. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License:...
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s01e141 I'm Not Here To Argue About Loki, the Marvels, Violent Night and the Doctor Who 60th Anniversary Special
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss Loki season 2, The Marvels, Violent Night, and the Doctor Who 60th anniversary special. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link:...
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s01e140 I'm Not Here To Argue About Disappoinment, Excitement, and Holiday Planning
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss Birthdays, Getting Excited about things, Halloween, and Dying Gherkin's Hair. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever…
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s01e139 I'm Not Here To Argue About Birthdays, Getting Excited, Dying My Hair
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss Birthdays, Getting Excited about things, Halloween, and Dying Gherkin's Hair. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever…
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s01e138 I'm Not Here To Argue About Exercise, Roller Coasters, Obnoxious Teenagers and Star Trek Strange New Worlds
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss Exercising, Adventures to the Beach Boardwalk, and Star Trek Strange New Worlds Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever...
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s01e136-b I'm Not Here To Argue About Marriage, Time Travel and How We Want to be Remembered
In this episode Gherkin Picklewater and the Velvet Fist discuss Marriage, and Play the newlywed game. Check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/picklewater Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
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An ongoing lighthearted non-argument between partners.
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