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I'M OPEN

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SPORTS+JOKES+POP CULTURESports for dummies... but you're not dumb and neither am I!

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Episodes

  1. Episode 57: How much milk does Jimmy have?

    GUEST: SAM ROSEN . Talking trash with a mask on, small business in the NBA Bubble and tough family decisions.

  2. Episode 56: Did Canada ban baseball?

    Computer generated fans, controversial carry-out, and why you should NEVER lie to your Mom!

  3. Episode 55: What's for dinner?

    What's the secret ingredient in pizza? Why is everyone so fired up about room service? How many condiments can you fit in a suitcase?

  4. Episode 54: Should you photobomb your Dad at work?

    Does this puppy know how to use a computer? Was that your son taking a dump in the background? AND so many more questions from the first virtual draft!

  5. Episode 53: March Madness Power Couple Quarantine Tournament [A-Rod + J.Lo vs. Brady + Giselle]

    Who has established a healthy routine? Who is following the rules? Who is kicking ass on TikTok? . GUEST: CASSIE BERMAN

  6. Episode 52: Celebrity March Madness Quarantine Showdown [Serena Williams vs. The Kardashians]

    Who's got the best survival skills? Who has a better stock of supplies? Which family has the tenacity and team spirit to last longer in isolation? . GUEST: ERIN MURRAY

  7. Episode 51: Is this what you meant by March Madness?

    Cabin fever, Beast Mode in West Mode on Westworld, and a very special announcement.

  8. Episode 50: Try on your costume the night before

    Nearsightedness, Halloween Costume Logistics and the backup to the backup.

  9. Episode 49: How many germs are on the trophy?

    Should big boys go to Disney World? Would you lick a coworkers finger? Can you still party when you lose?

  10. Episode 47: Was it a rude spank or a playful one?

    Why are athletes superstitious about testosterone? Are coaches being too mean? Was Odell's spank justified? . GUEST: EVAN HOLLY

  11. Episode 46: Did baseball jump the shark?

    Is Tom Brady living in a meme? Does Andy have regrets? Did baseball jump the shark?

  12. Episode 45: Should grown men wear graphic tees?

    The Kansas City Chiefs lost their luggage and Freddie Kitchens threw his daughters under the bus.

  13. Episode 44: How many cats live in MetLife Stadium?

    An investigative report on the famous MetLife Stadium Cat; where did he come from, how did he get there, and is there a massive cover-up going on? . GUEST: ZACH MASON

  14. Episode 43: Which pizza is the worst?

    How many times do you need to taste it before you decide you don't like it? When is it ok to facetime? Who snitched?

  15. Episode 42: How does it feel to go viral?

    When is the right time to dump Gatorade on your coach? Who does Lil Vini model his hoops game after? How many different mustaches should you have in one day? . GUEST: LIL VINI

  16. Episode 41: What's it like to meet Secretariat?

    What's it like to meet Secretariat? Is the Super Bowl coming to Netflix? When did they realize I was a genius? . GUEST: DICK BRESCIA

  17. Episode 40: Why do pitchers have big butts?

    Why do pitchers have big butts? How much would you pay for the World Series? When is it time for tough love? . GUEST: DICK BRESCIA

  18. Episode 39: Why are we ashamed of porta-pottys?

    Who thought sweaty mustaches were a good idea? Why are we ashamed of porta-pottys? Which athlete reminded me of eating staples?

  19. Episode 38: Should we teach our kids to humiliate their opponents?

    How does it feel to own an NFL team? Should we teach our kids to humiliate their opponents? What should athletes do on vacation? . GUEST: BOB WEILER

  20. Episode 37: Who invented Taco Tuesday?

    What do Nick Saban and Socrates have in common? Who invented Taco Tuesday? Is Shaggy the plug? . GUEST: KRISTIN WALLACE

  21. Episode 36: Are mobsters committed to the farm-to-table lifestyle?

    Are modern mobsters committed to the farm-to-table lifestyle? Is art real? What's so sexy about gas stations? . GUEST: ELIJAH PENNY

  22. Episode 35: Could a viral video make you a professional athlete?

    Who is the Oprah of the NBA? What really goes down in the DMs? Could a viral video make you a professional athlete?

  23. Episode 34: Is competitive eating rigged?

    Are these balls juiced? How many Nikes does Ted Cruz own? Is competitive eating rigged? . GUEST: SAM ROSEN

  24. Episode 33: Where has the iced coffee been?

    Was Beyonce disrespected? Is there a fake underdog in our midst? Where has the iced coffee been? . GUEST: ARIANA TABAKU

  25. Episode 32: Is it good luck to get pooped on by a bird?

    Is it good luck to get pooped on by a bird? When does a massage cross the line? Does the Spelling Bee need to be more physical? . GUESTS: MICHAEL WEILER & SKIP WEILER

  26. Episode 31: How much brainpower do you need for a smooch?

    How much brainpower does a kiss require? Is James Harden a bad influence on Lil Pump? Which movies made my guest cry? . GUEST: EVAN HOLLY

  27. Episode 30: Why should I believe 4 in 5 dentists?

    Why should I believe 4 in 5 dentists? Do some people think natural disasters are cool? How to know the difference between a synonym and antonym?

  28. Episode 28: Was Darth Vader an athlete?

    How is Star Wars changing sports? Has the scariest sports moment of 2019 already happened? Does hair gel fit under a baseball hat?

  29. Episode 29: What's the difference between extortion and whistleblowing?

    Why isn't Hogwarts more diverse? What is the difference between extortion and whistleblowing? How can room service get you in trouble? . GUEST: JESSICA NORMAN

  30. Episode 27: Does the NCAA hate robots?

    Does the NCAA hate robots? Is Mo Bamba the person sick of Mo Bamba the song? Is the internet drowning in GOAT sh*t? . GUEST: ARTHUR STAUB

  31. Episode 26: Is time travel a form of witchcraft?

    Who is Ja Rule using witchcraft against? Did a baseball player discover time travel? Was the outcome of a basketball game impacted by a stuffed animal?

  32. Episode 25: Did Babe Ruth invent flexing?

    Did Babe Ruth invent flexing? Have I been recording NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell's phone calls? Can you box out Jeff Bezos? . GUEST: KC MALONE

  33. Episode 24: Did LeBron's bladder effect the Super Bowl?

    Why am I the only person in the World standing up for referees? What huge shake up is coming to NBA Twitter? Did LeBron's bladder effect the Super Bowl?

  34. Episode 23: Who has me fired up about toes?

    Who has me fired up about toes? Which coach reminds me of a friend's Dad? Are mascots tougher than they look? . GUEST: ELIJAH PENNY

  35. Episode 22: Why am I jealous of Canadians?

    Could LeBron really care less? Why am I jealous of Canadians? When can clapping be an insult?

  36. Episode 21: Which team poisoned one of their own players?

    Did a team poison one of their own players? Which superstar athlete is in the middle of a ketchup war? Am I Chipotle intolerant? . GUEST: ARIANA TABAKU

  37. Episode 20: Is it cool to have the same first name and middle name?

    How can the San Diego Padres make their brand hot? Is it better to have a funny looking statue or none at all? Is it cool to have the same first name and middle name? . GUEST: MIKEY BLUNSCHI

  38. Episode 19: Is it really all you can eat?

    Is your favorite hooper a fraud? Did the NFL just make it's biggest mistake yet? Who is pushing the term 'all-you-can-eat' to the extreme? . Featuring KC Malone

  39. Episode 18: When is it ok to punch a teammate?

    When is it ok to punch a teammate? Is Usain Bolt making a huge mistake? What's the difference between a referee and an umpire? . GUEST: JESSE CHIMES

  40. Episode 17: Can you ask for a gift back?

    Who is the new face of lozenges? Is it cool to ask for a gift back? Are all rookies created equal?

  41. Episode 16: Are you working out or are you showing off?

    Do LA fans deserve to win? When does working out become showing off? Will a superstar be moving to China next year?

  42. Episode 15: When does love become obsession(in regards to hot dogs)?

    When does a hot dog obsession become dangerous? Will Space Jam 2 suck? Who is the most super of all superfans?

  43. Episode 14: How many fake Twitter accounts is enough?

    How many fake Twitter accounts is too many? Which diva was super cold-hearted this week? What new marketing strategy is taking over the sports world?

  44. Episode 13: Which athlete speaks with ghosts?

    Which Golden State Warrior speaks with ghosts? What is our flaming hot take on LeBron? Where should NFL Commish Roger Goodell look for property???

  45. Episode 12: Can I see the future?

    Can we see the future? Who has been getting his licks in? Why are sports so confusing to Donald Trump?

  46. Episode 11: Are fans loyal to celebrities over their favorite teams?

    Are fans more loyal to celebrities or their favorite teams? Who's a 29 year old who thinks he is a baby? What's dangerous about a mattress?

  47. Episode 10: What soup is the most dangerous?

    What soup is the most dangerous? Is it ever ok to root for a team you hate? Who is the best Japanese baller of all time?

  48. Episode 9: Will torn pants stop you from reaching your goals?

    Did Peyton follow our couples advice? Can torn pants stop a man or woman on a mission? Who reps hardest for the US of A?

  49. Episode 8: Who had the biggest Winter Olympics fail?

    Can basketball get any weirder? Does the NCAA have the power to erase the past? Who had the worst wipeout of the Winter Olympics?

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