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Immediate Panic!

by immediatepanicpod

Do you have anxiety? Do you find your blood pressure increasing during an imaginary hypothetical argument happening inside your head? Are you someone who stresses over something embarrassing you did when you were 8 years old? Do these things also amuse you? Then you might be mentally-ill and you, my cookoo off-your-rocker friend, are in the right place! Coincidentally, we are three mentally ill hosts of the podcast Immediate Panic, and our Lexapro prescription has expired! We are Chris, Jess, and Amy and we find humor in the human experiences that are unnecessarily stressful. If you enjoy the absurd, silly, and jaw dropping human experiences that make us sweat and pee a little, join us every Thursday and maybe you can tell us why we always experience, Immediate Panic!

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Episodes

  1. S02E46 Halloween Would You Rather

    Join us, and OUR NEW MICROPHONES, for a game Would You Rather, Halloween Edition!

  2. S01E45 AI Hollowed My Bones

    THE SOUND IS ROUGH, our apologies. But join us as we celebrate our 1 Year Anniversary!!!! Buy us something pretty. We also talk about how AI will rule us all and that's not okay, it will go very Brad-ly. You'll get it, just listen. :)

  3. S01E44 Espooky Restaurants

    Join us as Amy tells us about espooky restaurants in Connecticut just in time for espooky season!!

  4. S01E43 Mass Immediate Panic!

    We discuss Jess' 40th birthday excursion and Jess tells us stories throughout history of MASS HYSTERIA! If you remember hoarding toilet paper during covid, you have been a participant! Congrats!

  5. S01E42 I AM a Disco Ball!

    Join us as Amy talks about Connecticut urban legends!

  6. S01E41 She was Hit with a Hoe (Herself)

    Join us as we discuss the Netflix documentary "Worst Neighbor Ever."

  7. S01E40 Smedley BUTT-ler Stopped a Coup!

    Join us as Jess tells us about conspiracy theories that are actually true! We are the bad guys, guys. No bueno.

  8. S01E39 Jess Enjoys Playing God

    Join us as we play "Would you Rather" and witness Jess get a God complex! :)

  9. S01E38 A Pooping Tom

    Join us as we discuss Jimothy, cake pop tik tok beef, horrific porta-potty stories, and our retail poop stories. It's all over the place but all still mostly horrifying.

  10. S01E37 Agent Garbo Can't Take an Antacid!

    Join us this week as we discuss the incredibly dramatic, theatrical, and sneaky, Agent Garbo!

  11. S01E36 Shelby Hewitt

    Join us as we discuss the WILD Shelby Hewitt, a plain jane 16-year-old girl from Massachusetts...or is she? DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

  12. S01E35 I Would Love to Pee on Stuff

    Join us as we discuss multiple G-updates, vetting your mechanic, and the terrifying New World Screwworms, (NWS) or National Weather Service.

  13. S01E34 Stream of Consciousness Part 2

    It's another stream of consciousness; we are all over the place! Forgotten societal rules, podcast improvements, and hot ice cream! Get ready!

  14. S01E33 He's a Tall Loaf of White Bread - Part 2

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris as Amy tells us the rest of the Tall Loaf of White Bread story! It gets crazy! Also, we are taking a break the week of July 4th!

  15. S01E32 He Went to Jared's...Ass

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris as they discuss the lore of Jess' landlord, Paul.

  16. S01E31 Gooses, Geeses, Geeks?

    Join Chris, Jess, and Amy as they discuss "Miss Unsinkable," Violet Jessop!

  17. S01E30 Tall Loaf of White Bread Part 1

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris as Amy tells us about the HBO Documentary, "The Mortician." This is SO fucked up that we needed TWO PARTS. Enjoy.

  18. S01E29 Turdy and Mickey

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris as they discuss MadTV, Scary Movie, and vultures, on this week's episode of Immediate Panic! Won't you join us?

  19. S01E28 Condom in my Beans

    Join Chris, Amy, and Jess as they discuss the HORRORS of microplastics.

  20. S01E27 Thick-em Tissue

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris as they discuss the world before Covid, the very sad story of the Paria Diving Disaster, and squishing boobies. K, love you, bye!

  21. S01E26 We're Makin' Biscuits for a SANDweech

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris as they discuss their Myers Briggs, stims, and how extroverted people have anxieties too!!! Also, today's episode brought to you by SHOES.

  22. S01E25 Brought to You by the Gays

    Amy, Chris, and Jess play Would You Rather!? And we overanalyze EVERYTHING. Join us!

  23. S01E24 Pop That Puddin'

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris for the purest form of chaos. We discuss flesh eating bacteria and go completely off the rails. Our coal mining cart is tipped. If you enjoy laughter, then you will enjoy this episode. If you don't enJOY, then come back next week! Gawd! K? Love you, bye.

  24. S01E23 Speaking of Water and Whales

    Chris, Amy, and Jess discuss the Netflix Documentary, "Fit for TV" and just progressively get more and more angry. Won't you join!?

  25. S01E22 Stream of Consciousness (SOC) 1

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris in this chaotic episode of pure stream of consciousness. You're welcome.

  26. S01E21 Baaaahp-TISM

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris as they discuss cat games, Amy being accosted at Starbucks, a mysterious elderly man, sleeping positions, and ARE YOU THE ASSHOLE?

  27. S01E20 Poop Skettis

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris as they discuss the WORST ROOMMATE EVER.

  28. S01E19 Stanley Tucci can GET IT

    Join Amy, Chris, and Jess as they discuss Stanley Tucci and the insanely unhinged docuseries, "Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model."

  29. S01E18 Best Bear Friends

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris as they discuss the glorious, the beautiful, the friend-shaped, BEAR.

  30. S01E17 Candy, Kidnappings, and Cysts

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris as they discuss their favorite candy, the Chowchilla Kidnappings, and pimple popping. :)

  31. S01E16 DJ Meat Pocket

    Join DJ Meat Pocket (Amy), Jess, and Chris as Amy discusses her journey into the world of encased meats, which turns into one BIG inuendo.

  32. S01E15 Mites, Hair, and Poop, Oh my!

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris as Jess discusses what the FDA allows in our food. Get ready, it's gross.

  33. S01E14 Something's Wrong with Me

    Jess, Chris, and Amy talk about Reddit stories, accompanied by a plethora of streams of consciousness.

  34. S01E13 Radioactive Pee

    Jess, Amy, and Chris discuss hormones, radioactive urine, and Stranger Things!

  35. S01E12 Be Good

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris as they discuss the horrific murder of Renee Good by the United States Government and the Trump regime.

  36. S01E011 Gofficiency Gupdates

    Jess, Amy, and Chris discuss torture devices of the past and present!

  37. S01E10 I Dream of Shovel Butt

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris on this unhinged journey through shovel butts, traffic, and dreams!!

  38. S01E09 Spooky Ooky

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris for some very spooky ooky firsthand encounters from across the veil in this week's episode of Immediate Panic!

  39. S01E08 Food Porn

    Join Chris, Jess, and Amy as they discuss their favorite foods and how our education system is failing our children.

  40. S01E07 I'm Just a BABY!

    Join Amy, Chris, and Jess as they discuss the creepy Paramount documentary, "Thirst Trap: The Fame, The Fantasy, The Fallout."

  41. S01E06 I Know a Turnip When I Eat One!

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris as they discuss stories of Thanksgivings past and the importance of having a variety of pies.

  42. S01E05 Big Boobs, Tiny Feet

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris as they play some trivia and discuss the docu-series "The Kings of Tupelo: A Southern Crime Saga."

  43. S01E04 Balognanonium

    Join Chris, Jess, and Amy as they discuss travel, airplanes, turbulence, turkey vultures and of course, turtles.

  44. S01E03 Vampire Shrimp

    Join Jess, Amy, and Chris as they chaotically discuss VAMPIRES and start a fun new segment! Sources: Youtube: Vampires: Origins and Real History History Channel: The Shoemaker of Breslau Jewett City Vampires - Vampires in America - American Heritage

  45. S01E02 Stop Pushing the Planchette!

    Join Amy, Jess, and Chris as they discuss bee's with Covid, movies and shows of their past, tapeworms, and BLOODY MARY!

  46. S01E01 Big HORSE

    Chris, Jess, and Amy discuss towels, horses, Coney Island Coasters, and Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. Hilarity ensues. Follow us! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @immediatepanic

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Do you have anxiety? Do you find your blood pressure increasing during an imaginary hypothetical argument happening inside your head? Are you someone who stresses over something embarrassing you did when you were 8 years old? Do these things also amuse you? Then you might be mentally-ill and you, my cookoo off-your-rocker friend, are in the right place! Coincidentally, we are three mentally ill hosts of the podcast Immediate Panic, and our Lexapro prescription has expired! We are Chris, Jess, and Amy and we find humor in the human experiences that are unnecessarily stressful. If you enjoy the absurd, silly, and jaw dropping human experiences that make us sweat and pee a little, join us every Thursday and maybe you can tell us why we always experience, Immediate Panic!

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