PODCAST · comedy
Imogen and Harrison Predict the Future
by That's Not Canon Productions
Never before has one known the true depths of cluelessness as these two bumbling idiots attempt to make sense of the divine mystique without someone accidentally cursing their families or something. This stuff can come with kinda ominous warnings. Have you seen thatOuija movie? It wasn’t very good, but hoo boy, it has got me worried. Imagine if that happened to us on an episode one day? Ha,ha, man that would be wild. You wouldn’t even be able to tell because it would all be audio! You’d just hear us screaming and being haunted and all that. Who would have even uploaded the audio? Spooky! Anyway. Join our neophyte foretellers as they explore the wide range of different ways these walking apes we call humans have tried to predict what will happen to them tomorrow from Miley Cyrus to Mesopotamia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more
Episodes
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[MIDSOMMAR AND CATS INTERLUDE] THEN RUNES w/ Rosie Woodrow Kyle
In which Imogen, Harrison and Rosie lose their damn minds and go into a frenzy over two movies. One is bad, one is good, the other guard only tells lies. This episode we sing and shout things in unison a lot and the fun we are having is very audible over the recording. Ask us about your own…
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Pendulums
Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at [email protected] or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe check to knowing when exactly you'll meet your primary school bully again, we'd love to hear from you! Theme by Nicholas...
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Palmistry
In which we introduce a new year, come up with one new joke and find that Harrison gets a swimming pool when she gets older! Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at [email protected] or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a simple vibe...
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You and Me And a Poltergeist Part Two
In which Harrison goes underneath that red light, historic union busters are channelled and we have our most successful mind warp yet. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at [email protected] or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything from a...
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Bilbliomancy aka Great Googly Moogly It's All Gone To Sh!t
From previous predictions, it has been determined that this episode is supposed to be TERRIBLE. So truly bad that it might END THE PODCAST. Why don't you be the judge of that! Books used for the Bibliomancy divination are: Homer's Odyssey and The Oresteia by Aeschylus. Ask us about your own…
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Imogen and Harrison And You and Me And a Poltergeist
Imogen and Harrison are abroad! In this episode we experiment Ganzfield Style in the wonderful hospitality of You, Me and A Poltergeist. We laugh, we cry, Harrison brings Sonic The Hedgehog to a dark place, Imogen thinks a lot about Kim Possible and we WARPP our MINDSSS! You can find You, Me and…
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Tarot....2! w/ Luke Dixon
My new nickname for Luke Dixon is Clifford because he's a BIG RED DOG. (to understand this joke you need to know that Luke has red hair. Now that you know this, look back at that joke at the top of this show notes. You found it funny now, didn't you. That's what I thought. I'm a comedy GENIUS.)…
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Tarot w/ Luke Dixon
Luke Dixon Predicts the Future! Yes it's finally here, Imogen and Harrison have their FIRST EVER GUEST EPISODE. Join our triumvirate as we pull the cuck card, listen to horrible piano and FIND OUT WHETHER OR NOT MAGIC IS REAL?! (not clickbait) Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by...
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Tasseomancy
In which Imogen and Harrison have an intimate episode, decide to have a child together, view the grim future of that child and Harrison leaves society, in ways other than being a transwoman. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at [email protected] or messaging…
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Acultomancy
In which we have a challenge, THERE IS A PRIZE TO BE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, the children are unionising and Imogen makes a nuisance of herself. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at [email protected] or messaging our instagram account @predictpod! Ask anything…
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Online Quizzes...2!
In which Imogen and Harrison fall in love, Imogen deplatforms Harrison and Harrison tries to remember her True Name. Every week sexy sibyl HARRISON MINNIKIN and outstanding oracle IMOGEN BEHAN-WILLETT peer into the murky mists of the near-to-far future to answer YOUR pressing questions. “When…
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Online Quizzes and the Archangel Micheal
In which we meet the third host of this podcast for the first time, one man's rise to skinny tea-based riches is foreseen and Imogen and Harrison Repent before God. Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at [email protected] or messaging our instagram account...
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Shufflemancy
In which our dynamic duo remember a central feature of the show, a google home scares them both quite badly and ambient graveyard noise makes a triumphant return. EPISODE NOTES: Every week sexy sibyl HARRISON MINNIKIN and outstanding oracle IMOGEN BEHAN-WILLETT peer into the murky mists of the...
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Lecanomancy
In which Imogen and Harrison’s get their fingies all yucky, Imogen makes the worst cough noise in history, and they both read fanfiction. https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Wayne's%20World%20(1992)/works Ask us about your own rapidly approaching future by emailing us at [email protected] or...
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Capnomancy
In which matches are played with, the two hosts scream in pain (unrelated to the first point), Imogen learns how she will die and Harrison discovers a plot against them. Every week sexy sibyl HARRISON MINNIKIN and outstanding oracle IMOGEN BEHAN-WILLETT peer into the murky mists of the…
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Cartomancy
In which cards are shuffled, cats are discussed and some off-colour comparisons to oysters are made. Every week sexy sibyl HARRISON MINNIKIN and outstanding oracle IMOGEN BEHAN-WILLETT peer into the murky mists of the near-to-far future to answer YOUR pressing questions. “When will my partner…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Never before has one known the true depths of cluelessness as these two bumbling idiots attempt to make sense of the divine mystique without someone accidentally cursing their families or something. This stuff can come with kinda ominous warnings. Have you seen thatOuija movie? It wasn’t very good, but hoo boy, it has got me worried. Imagine if that happened to us on an episode one day? Ha,ha, man that would be wild. You wouldn’t even be able to tell because it would all be audio! You’d just hear us screaming and being haunted and all that. Who would have even uploaded the audio? Spooky! Anyway. Join our neophyte foretellers as they explore the wide range of different ways these walking apes we call humans have tried to predict what will happen to them tomorrow from Miley Cyrus to Mesopotamia.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more
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That's Not Canon Productions
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