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Impolite Company
by Chris Cyr
A sporadically updated podcast hosted by Chris Cyr. Chris speaks about everything from politics to pop culture. Completely unfiltered and probably mostly wrong, each episode is a stream of consciousness ride from point A to point B with infinite digressions in between. Chris's album, "Adult Child of Child Parents" is available through Helium Records, and can be streamed or purchased wherever you listen to comedy.
Episodes
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Chris Fixes Student Loans (And Insults Half of America, Probably) - Impolite Company 06152023
Impolite Company host, Chris Cyr, meant to talk about multiple subjects, but got carried away talking about how he'd fix the student loan crisis, while also talking about the idiotic notion of fairness that too many people in this country cling to as the support for every argument they have about...
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Actual Ketamine and Joe Biden - Impolite Company 05052023
In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris reacts to completely unsurprising new from the political world this week about Joe Biden. Amazon currently has more than 500 books on SLOT MACHINE STRATEGY available for digital download. Too much information about how slot machines work. Americans don't...
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Twenty Four Hours - Impolite Company 04032023
The Twenty Four hour culture is going extinct, and nowhere is that more evident than the drive through line of your local Taco Bell. The combination of COVID, the rise of the gig (scam) economy, and the Taco Bell's general terribleness as an employer, highlight the problems every late night...
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The Best of Impolite Company: War Pigs
As spring springs, host Chris Cyr is surprised to have to be talking about war. There probably won't be a massive nuclear launch. The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics. Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the current year. If there was an attack, who'd be...
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The Best of Impolite Company: Bone and Cone
We are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the "wrong way" is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us. Also, Chris bought a new car and reflects on how it is...
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The Best of Impolite Company: Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and the Tyranny of Facebook Memories
Why are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year? Isn't there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam's "Black" at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for things they Tweeted in high school? And can…
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The Best of Impolite Company: A Caveman Incel Sucking a Goat Boob
In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he's attended. Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse. He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together. Also, an explanation for how drinking milk ever became a thing. Have fun with the...
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The Best of Impolite Company: You Don’t Smash A Lot Of Guitars In Adult Contemporary
The pandemic continues, but that doesn't stop a significant part of the internet from being outraged by Phoebe Bridgers' appearance on SNL. Impolite host, Chris Cyr, wonders what those people would do if they saw someone bite the head off of a bat? The cowardice of a former president to not show…
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The Best of Impolite Company: Oops! That'd Be Authoritarianism!
On this Impolite Company, in the course of talking about the crazy blonde congresswoman who thinks Pizzagate was real, Chris wonders if there's a way for society to objectively identify people too stupid to be allowed to have opinions, and then allow the state to intercede and make all decisions...
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The Best of Impolite Company: What Do People Even Talk About These Days
On the agenda are American politics and the failed right wing insurrection. He wonders why conservatives of different stripes will hug each other tightly regardless of how much they disagree, whereas liberals and progressives will re-enact the fight scene from Michal Jackson's "Beat It" video…
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - A Roman Wilderness of Pain
Chris is alone in his hotel in Vegas. Which he admits, feels weird. He's there competing in the World Series of Comedy (He did not win.) He also just doesn't get Vegas. Maybe people who love Vegas should just try harder to not be boring at home? There's some talk of a time machine. Chris…
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Days of Pestilence: They Yearn For What They Fear For
In the afterglow of the US Presidential election, Chris worries that Donald Trump will hold on to power one day too long. He also explains an uncharitable thing he said about Rush Limbaugh. Then he doubles down on what he said. Because, eff Rush Limbaugh. For this episode's install of "Who's...
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Unwearied Still, Lover by Lover Paddle in the Cold
Mollie Amburgey joins host Chris Cyr on Impolite Company for this episode's edition of "Who's Effing?". But first, a sketch about hunting a mythical creature we keep hearing about on CNN. Keep up with Mollie through her podcast, "Casually Mollie" available wherever you get your podcasts. Our…
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - The Shrunk Earth Shall Shudder By
A quick update on some local shows in the St. Louis area. Host, Chris Cyr, wonders if political debates are even worth the time. And, St. Louis comic, Justin Luke, joins us for "Who's Effing?" with an interview recorded back in May. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and…
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Between the Conception and the Creation
From our series of interviews recorded during quarantine, St. Louis comic, Kate Barton is the guest during our new favorite segment, "Who's Fucking?" Chris and Kate talk about cucumber sandwiches, spittle, and elevators. During the intro, Chris gives some advice on how to score free stuff from a...
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days Of Pestilence - Mad Eyed From Stating The Obvious
Chris interviews Ellen Doyle, a traveling comic who's sheltering in Pennsylvania. The two discuss everything from dating apps, to the best review Ellen's ever received from an audience member. Also, CSI: Madea. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - The Broken Jaw Of Our Lost Kingdoms
It's one of those ranty kind of nights where Chris watched too much CNN. The target of his ire? Armed protesters in Michigan and elsewhere, the militia guarding an angry barber, pickup driving rednecks who murdered a man, and a rampaging herd of 200 goats. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite...
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire
A dead cat. Survivalists. Phone sex. Not all part of the same story. Today's quarantine episode of Impolite Company has something for everyone.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Money Laundering and Blood Alley
In this episode of Impolite Company from March 19, 2019, Chris gives step by step money laundering instructions for your pot dispensary, since banks are reluctant to open accounts for your new business. The real purpose of the puzzles boxes from Hellraiser is way dirtier than you thought.…
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Coffins Stood Round Like Open Presses
From the stasis of quarantine, Chris Cyr gives you the top 10 ways you can prove yourself useful to future aliens who happen to thaw you out in hopes of learning something about the human race. Also, buy a shop vac. It's Impolite Company time!
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Terror In A Handful Of Dust
#QuarantineLife continues as Chris mourns the loss of a staple of our existence, says good riddance to a terrible food vending method, and lets you know that it's perfectly okay to not learn a new skill right now.
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The Best of Impolite Company: The McDonald's Lady
Enjoy this classic Impolite episode where Chris wonders why the woman at McDonald's quit mid-order. Listeners give some of their worst work experiences.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Slouching Towards Bethlehem
We're homing in on the right settings for this home podcasting thing during quarantine. Hopefully the days of studio casting will be upon us before too long. Chris talks about working from home, some weird conspiracy, and then tells another of his favorite "longest jokes(?) ever!"
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Look Upon My Works and Despair
Kenny Rogers is dead. That's not cool. Chris recalls some inappropriate childhood moments, along with some sweet moments involving "The Gambler." Who bought all of the Nintendo Switches? St. Louis locks down at 6:00 p.m. on Monday 3/23/2020. Impolite Company is Quarantined!
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Ring Around The Rosies
The semi-quarantine continues as Chris talks about praying to both Prince and Les Paul, why old people love him, and licking people with face masks? We don't know. He just talks and weird stuff comes out. If you know, then you know.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence
The day the world shut down, Chris Cyr returns to the Impolite Company microphone, recording from the dining room table as he, and the rest of America, have been told to stay indoors and self isolate in order to not bring about an apocalypse. The sound you hear in the background might be the...
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The Best of Impolite Company: New Year's Summer Day
Chris makes the case for moving New Year's Day to the summer. He rants about a lot of stuff. The late night crowd at his show this weekend hated him, which was awesome. One more call for a revolution.
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The Best of Impolite Company: L'il Wu Tang Clan
Chris gives away three million dollar ideas on today's episode. The best of which is a new children's series featuring the remaining members of the Wu Tang Clan. He recounts his memorial day weekend, and complains about a car that needs to be retired. Welcome to Impolite Company.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Hugh Jackman's Claws Are Real
Chris discusses Game of Thrones, insomnia, conspiracies, LSD, and good Christian values. Impolite Company is here to remind you, #NoGodsNoMasters
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The Best of Impolite Company: Your Mom's Really Into Sepultura
Back from his trip to New York, Chris catches up with the audience, discusses NYC, Game of Thrones, Avengers, Illinois's recreational marijuana effort, and wants to know "Are we recording?" Welcome to Impolite Company!
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The Best of Impolite Company: No One Is Ready
Chris wonders if he's ready to start the show. He can't work the coffeemaker in the studio. He delivers a special pep talk for you about accomplishing your dreams. RIP Notre Dame cathedral. It's #NoGodsNoMastersNoChurches on today's Impolite Company!
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The Best of Impolite Company: Bird Wars
Chris is under siege from a pigeon who's nesting on his front porch. Will he survive this aggression? Who knows? Exploding soup cans, weird house selling superstitions, and other topics all get blown off so he can spend more time on the bird. Listen to Impolite Company!
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The Best of Impolite Company: Singing in the Reign of Blood
Chris sings most of today's episode. We don't mean that he sings on today's show, we mean he SINGS THE DAMN SHOW. He assures us there were no drugs involved. Most of the show involves, Joe Biden, and how "Biden: The Musical" is not going to be made. He didn't mean for that to happen, but it did.…
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The Best of Impolite Company: The Bustelo Missile Crisis
Do you have a "Go Bag?" What is the weird thing people are going to find when you die, a coffee can full of your fingernail clippings? R.I.P. coffee cans, in this age of plastic. Donald trump has an army of meth heads to protect him if he loses the next election. Sam Elliot. It's time for…
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The Best of Impolite Company: So I Bought A Hand Pie
It's an abbreviated show today since Chris overslept. But, it's a perfect time to let you know about the recent change at Chris's local doughnut shop. The Mueller report is completed, and even though no one's read it, everyone's sure it supports their argument. Chris worries that the secret…
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The Best of Impolite Company: Boycott Fish Fries
Chris Cyr wonders why liberals are starting to eat at ChicFillA again. For that matter, why are they spending money on fish fries at churches across the country? Also, a completely made up survey about the end of the world.
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The Best of Impolite Company: You Have To Turn The Box On
Did you know that public transportation runs late as part of an organized conspiracy to increase the rate of fatal pneumonia in poor people? We did. Chris Cyr informs you on today's Impolite Company!
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The Best of Impolite Company: Tweeting From the End of the World
Chris describes his experience with a sensory deprivation tank, wonders why his bank doesn't accept cash half the time, Panda Express people are loud, and how did we survive Facebook being down? Get on Twitter and Get Ready for Today's Impolite Company!
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The Best of Impolite Company: John Wayne and Dick Pics
All we're saying is that if you're a dude and your buddy says "Hey, check this out!" you let him send you a pic. Also, who, other than everyone, John Wayne was a racist homophobe? Toilet bowls full of foam. Snowstorms that may or may not come. And of course, a rant about social media. It's a full...
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The Best of Impolite Company: Valentine's Day Massacre
Happy Valentine's Day from Impolite Company.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Process Improvement for Cannibals
Yeah, we don't even know where to begin. A recent gig in rural Illinois has Chris concerned about vampires and cannibals. He has tips for both. It's a weird episode of Impolite Company!
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The Best of Impolite Company: I Was Basically Oliver Twist
Chris is certain he's a city kid through and through. He recounts a time his car was broken into and reveals that he's much more efficient at breaking into cars, but doesn't explain how he knows that. Also, doughnuts. It's a deep dive on today's Impolite Company.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Secrets, Lies, and Oprah
We're not sure if Chris is ranting about Donald Trump and keeps getting distracted by Liam Neeson, or if he's ranting about Liam Neeson and keeps getting distracted by Donald Trump. But, we can all agree that it'd have been a different week if Liam had made his confession to Oprah, instead of to...
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The Best of Impolite Company: Saturday Mornings Were Better In The 80s
It's been a year! Chris discusses personal and creative growth, and tells a few jokes he wrote in his first year of comedy. The new DCU shows are fun. Also, if you purposefully use the wrong pronoun to address a person, you're an a-hole. That's a pretty non-controversial opinion he pretends is a...
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The Best of Impolite Company: The Art of the Deal
The government shut down is over and Chris wonders if this is the type of negotiating we can expect from the POTUS when he protects US interests with North Korea. Also, don't use duct tape for sex play, addresses the "why are you politicial?" question, and DON'T DUMP OUT COFFEE!!! For Christ's…
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The Best of Impolite Company: Cheeseburger in Paradise
A veritable buffet of American exceptionalism was bestowed upon the Clemson Tigers yesterday. Let's talk about it. Also, it snowed in St. Louis. Need lawn furniture?
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The Best of Impolite Company: The Plural of Moose is Moose
Chris lists a number of things you could have done last night instead of watching Donald Trump's speech. It's a long list. The plural of "moose" is "moose." Right? The Chrysler Building is for sale.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Till the Wheels Fall Off
Chris spends a lot of time talking about flat tires, which somehow still brings up the subjects of donuts. Do people pick up escorts at the front door? Does the government shutdown mean we can act crazy on mass transit now? And it's interesting that Trump didn't try making his little speech…
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The Best of Impolite Company: Space Birthdays Are Going To Be Sad
Chris discusses the news that the Chinese government launched a lunar rover on the far side of the Earth's moon. Completely ignoring recent achievements by the U.S. space program, Chris angrily screams into the abyss about why we don't have an Auntie Anne's Pretzels at Lagrange 5 to serve…
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The Best of Impolite Company: June 21 is the New January 1
It's a new year, but what does that really mean? How we measure time is a construct created by men who wanted a way to chart their moment by moment progress towards their graves. Also, don't hijack trains. We swear it all ties together, maybe. Enjoy today's Impolite Company! --- Support this...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A sporadically updated podcast hosted by Chris Cyr. Chris speaks about everything from politics to pop culture. Completely unfiltered and probably mostly wrong, each episode is a stream of consciousness ride from point A to point B with infinite digressions in between.
Chris's album, "Adult Child of Child Parents" is available through Helium Records, and can be streamed or purchased wherever you listen to comedy.
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