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Impossibly Unremarkable

Are you an unremarkable drifting aimlessly through life without a sense of purpose or self-worth? If so, 'Impossibly Unremarkable' is right for you! Hosted by long-time friends Elliott Marxen & Jonathon Butz, the dynamic duo that knows self-deprecation better than most. Each week they'll explore a myriad of topics through the art of conversation. You won't (or probably will) want to miss this.

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    96. The Great Egg Heist

    In the ninety-sixth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss minor agitations, Jonathon discovers Blackberry Dr. Pepper, and Elliott reflects on his favorite sounds. Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    95. We Apologize For Our Absence

    In the ninety-fifth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys regroup after a month long hiatus. Jonathon has a newfound Pokémon addiction. Elliott tries to prove that he can read. Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    94. Hitch'd

    In the ninety-fourth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys relive their elementary schools' obsession with the movie Hitch and Jonathon talks about the latest 'Hawk Tua' crypto scam.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    93. Bananas: Skin or no skin?

    In the ninety-third episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys ignite the great debate over banana peels.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    92. Back Again

    In the ninety-second episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', Elliott squares off with Disney employees, and Jonathon shares his thoughts on the 2024 election.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    91. Slap Fights

    In the ninety-first episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the guys discuss their time in the amateur Slap Fight circuit, Elliott discovers a bedtime hack, and Jonathon is really into the hit film 'In Time'Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    90. Married Man

    In the ninetieth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys return from a long hiatus and Jonathon is officially a married man. Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    89. Animatronic Corpses

    In the eighty-ninth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss their post-life burial plans, and honor the life of a former Russian spy whale.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    88. Men's Wearhouse Sucks

    In the eighty-eighth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', there are strange sounds in space, Elliott critiques Jonathon's fashion choices, and Jonathon has another great experience with the folks at Men's Wearhouse.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    87. The Bachelor Weekend

    In the eighty-seventh episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', Jonathon returns from a bachelor weekend, where the boys got heckled by children.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    86. Professional Nail Biter

    In the eighty-sixth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys argue about the importance of eye exams, Jonathon gets mad about free speech, and Elliott reveals his nail-biting talents.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    85. Bone-in Boneless Wings

    In the eighty-fifth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable, the boys discuss how far they will go to fulfill each other's dying wishes.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    84. Cult Leader or Cult Follower?

    In the eighty-fourth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss the influencer side of LinkedIn, Elliott goes to a sex store, and Jonathon is convinced he could lead a cult.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    83. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

    In the eighty-third episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys return from a 3-week hiatus, Elliott really wants to talk about methods of travel, and Jonathon has great ideas for the U.S. military.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    82. Life With Astigmatism

    In the eighty-second episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', Jonathon explains the horrors of driving at night with astigmatism. Elliott spills the celebrity tea.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    81. Two and a Half Burgers

    In the eighty-first episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss their wedding playlist no-no's, Elliott eats too much red meat, and Jonathon laments the loss of 90's movies.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    80. The Boys Are Back

    In the eightieth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys apologize profusely for their 2-week hiatus. Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    79. RIP Quesarito

    In the seventy-ninth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys lament the loss of the Quesarito, and Elliott goes bananas for monkey movies.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    78. Porous, Swift, and Haunting

    In the seventy-eighth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys describe their personalities, Jonathon gets justice, and Elliott fears the beef has gone too far. Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    77. The Hit & Run

    In the seventy-seventh episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys talk childhood memories, and Jonathon is wronged by a stranger.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    76. Nail Biter

    In the seventy-sixth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys talk about their five year plans, Jonathon goes paintballing, and Elliott is still talking about beef.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    75. Smoke My Bones

    In the seventy-fifth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss their dream homes, Jonathon learns about grave-robbing drug epidemic, and Elliott gets a buzz cut.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    74. Got Beef?

    In the seventy-fourth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss their least favorite things about one another, Elliott breaks down rap beef, and Jonathon is thrilled about baseball.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    73. Don't Trust Your Pharmacist

    In the seventy-third episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', Elliott returns from Hawaii and Jonathon has an incredibly negative pharmaceutical experience.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    72. The Snow Buddy Massacre

    In the seventy-second episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys lament the loss of Kirk Cousins, Jonathon tells the horrors of the production of 'Snow Buddies', and Elliott leaves his best friend behind to go to Hawaii.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    71. Going to Porkville

    In the seventy-first episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys question how they dismount the Sand Worms in Dune, Jonathon is in a better mood, and Elliott spoils the latest season of Love is Blind.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    70. The Florida Man Games

    In the seventieth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys get heated about baby showers, Jonathon is grumpy, and Elliott almost gets pancaked by a car.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    69. Cheese Nib Supremacy

    In the sixty-ninth (nice) episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss cheesy crackers, Elliott dies in the virtual world, and Jonathon is really hungry.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    68. Stingray Jesus

    In the sixty-eighth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss an immaculate oceanic birth, Jonathon mourns the loss of his favorite restaurant, and Elliott shares a bedtime hack. Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    67. Put it in me, Musk!

    In the sixty-seventh episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss Neuralink, Jonathon gets scammed, and Elliott uses a DVD player for the first time in a decade.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    66. Heavenly Home Remodel

    In the sixty-sixth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss an online pastor who takes advantage of his parish, Elliott is confident he would thrive on Deal or No Deal, and Jonathon celebrates his childhood hero.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    65. Vitamin Sea Men

    In the sixty-fifth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss their dreams, Elliott celebrates a milestone, and Jonathon makes progress on his resolution.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    64. Bort & Thump

    In the sixty-fourth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys contemplate joining the WWE, Elliott opens up about fatherly emotions, and Jonathon encounters LARPers at the gym.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    63. Steamboat Philly

    In the sixty-third episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys return from a two-week hiatus to recap Christmas and discuss their New Year's resolutions. Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    62. Disney Adultification

    In the sixty-second episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', Elliott morphs into a Disney adult, and Jonathon contemplates what it means to be half-man, half-car.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    61. We Glow In The Dark

    In the sixty-first episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss guilty pleasures, Elliott has an intimate photoshoot with Santa, and Jonathon reveals his love of being snug.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    60. The Hash Brown Hero

    In the sixtieth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys talk about anxiety, Jonathon recalls his hash brown triumph, and Elliott professes his hatred of Perkins.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    59. Getting into the Graveyard Business

    In the fifty-ninth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys look into running their own graveyard, Jonathon discovers Trader Joe's, and Elliott shares a morbid update about everyone's favorite skydiving elderly woman.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    58. DP Boy

    In the fifty-eighth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys lament the injury of their favorite athlete, Jonathon shares a story from a fan, and Elliott's immune system finally fails him.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    57. Impossibly Spooktacular

    In this spooky edition of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys share scary stories and haunting rituals. Fun for the whole family!Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    56. Quarter Life Crisis

    In the fifty-sixth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys relive their childhood Halloween experiences.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    55. The Little Spoons

    In the fifty-fifth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss the Big vs. Little Spoon debate and Jonathon relives the greatest night of his life.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    54. Boundary Waters 2: Soaking Wet Boogaloo

    In the fifty-fourth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys recap their dangerously wet trip to the Boundary Waters.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    53. The New Digs

    In the fifty-third episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys get a brand new setup.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    52. Crystallis

    In the fifty-second episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss their 15 year anniversary plans and Elliott dishes out the hot gossip about Ashton and Mila.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    51. Narc Ghost

    In the fifty-first episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys celebrate 1 year of the podcast, Jonathon disappoints himself at the State Fair, and Elliott decides he wants to haunt the woods.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    50. Off The Grid

    In the fiftieth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss the Minnesota State Fair, Elliott plans to remove himself from society, and Jonathon does a pretty good George Bush impression.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    49. Blind-Sided By Lies

    In the forty-ninth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss the deceit of 'The Blind Side'Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    48. Sun Bears Aren't Real

    In the forty-eighth episode of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss the best bear to be mauled by, Jonathon watches his childhood fall apart, and Elliott describes his tax fraud plan.Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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    47. Two Hard Dudes

    In the forty-seventh of 'Impossibly Unremarkable', the boys discuss the best song of all time, Elliott gets a new toy, and Jonathon blows the lid on the Taco Bell controversy. Find us on our social media! Instagram YouTube Twitter Facebook Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to follow, subscribe, like, rate, retweet, .etc!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Are you an unremarkable drifting aimlessly through life without a sense of purpose or self-worth? If so, 'Impossibly Unremarkable' is right for you! Hosted by long-time friends Elliott Marxen & Jonathon Butz, the dynamic duo that knows self-deprecation better than most. Each week they'll explore a myriad of topics through the art of conversation. You won't (or probably will) want to miss this.

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Are you an unremarkable drifting aimlessly through life without a sense of purpose or self-worth? If so, 'Impossibly Unremarkable' is right for you! Hosted by long-time friends Elliott Marxen & Jonathon Butz, the dynamic duo that knows self-deprecation better than most. Each week they'll explore a...

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